Chapter Eighty-Three: Don't Laugh! This Is Really a Serious Question!

"Zhenjun doesn't know that the peaches in this peach orchard were originally divided into three grades, including those that ripen once in 3,000 years and are listed in front of us, those that ripen once in 6,000 years are originally in the middle garden, and there are those that are ripe in 9,000 years, but they are in the back garden......

These third-class peaches should not be powdered, otherwise they will be mixed and damage my heavenly spiritual roots, not to mention that there are other plants and spiritual objects in the heavenly realm, and they cannot intersect with the peach, so this peach orchard has its own immortal forbidden method, even if it is an immortal bee born in the heavenly realm, it is not allowed to enter.

If the same peach needs to be pollinated, it will be brought by the Hundred Flowers Fairy who knows the properties of the fairies and can be ...... by himself."

"I see......"

Sun Dakong nodded, this was similar to what he had guessed.

The scenery in the peach orchard is beautiful, and the fragrance of flowers is bursting, which is originally refreshing, but when Sun Dakong followed the land into the middle garden, suddenly an extremely strange smell came, which made him frown.

This strange smell is 'sachet smell'. The incense is the fragrance of flowers, the smell is the smell of dung, and the old crops that have accumulated over the years will stalk their necks and say that the latter is called 'dung incense', but Sun Dakong still can't reach a consensus with the working people on this issue.

This is strange.

If you smell the 'fragrance of dung' in the mortal world, it is not unusual, even in the modern era when chemical fertilizers are overflowing, there are green ecological farms that insist on using natural fertilizer. But this is the peach orchard of the heavenly realm, is it necessary to fatten up?

Sun Dakong looked down and saw that the five-colored divine soil in the middle garden was faintly glowing with a little black and yellow, and the bursts of 'dung incense' were not emitted from this soil?

The land of Pan Taoyuan was very proud, and he waited for Sun Dakong to ask in surprise.

He has lived for an unknown number of years, and he has never been out of the peach orchard, but he is pointing to this little thing to relieve his boredom......

"Lord of the Land, do you need to use fertilizer in this heavenly peach orchard? But I don't know what kind of fertilizer is used?"

This is natural fertilizer, natural fertilizer, human food is the best, so human fertilizer is better, the guano of the Americas is an exception, and the world is estimated to have none.

But Sun Dakong really couldn't imagine the wrestlers of the heavenly realm carrying dung from the world to the sky, the picture was too beautiful......

"Hey......

The land is happy, just waiting for you to ask: "Zhenjun, you don't know anything about this......

The growth of this peach has to absorb a large amount of heaven and earth spiritual luck, and the queen mother saw this, and also thought of trying to reduce the demand for heaven and earth spiritual luck. That's why I got this five-colored divine soil from West Kunlun, but although this divine soil is fat, it still needs to be fat, and it's not ordinary people's fat......"

"It's not human fat, so what else can it be?"

"Hehe, don't you really know that this person is fat, and immortals are also fat?"

Fairy fat?

Sun Dakong was stunned unconsciously, he occupied the stone monkey spirit body in this life, which was different from the mortal body and the immortal body, and it seemed that from the beginning, he only ate Pixiu without pulling, so naturally he didn't consider whether the gods would pull or not pull after eating?

Suddenly remembering that in his True Monarch's Mansion, there seems to be a 'land of reincarnation of grains'......

It's my grandson's negligence, but I let this land be underestimated.

Once the mind is opened, some of the documents that I have read in the previous world will emerge in front of me like a tide.

Should the gods poop after eating? This is not ridiculous at all, this is a serious academic question!

Mr. Bai Yang and Mr. Li Ao, the two scholars of Baodao, are both people with clear ideas and unique vision, and Mr. Bai Yang is inferior to the latter. Although it is from the next three ways to find inspiration, it is far less than Mr. Li's eyes are like a torch, straight to the valley!

Mr. Li once wrote an article "Immortals also want to urinate", discussing the question of whether immortals want to urinate or not, which is a very serious academic issue, and medieval clergy also once seriously discussed whether there is a toilet in heaven......

In "Zhuangzi Wandering", he said: "The mountain of the despised aunt shoots, there are gods and men who live there, and the skin is like ice and snow, and it is like a virgin." Don't eat grains, suck wind and drink dew. ”

There is no doubt that this kind of god-man does not need to defecate because people don't eat; but without practice, he has no right to speak, and Comrade Sun Dakong, who has come to the heavenly court to walk around, believes that the god-men who have cultivated to a high level only have the ability to cut the grain and not eat it, which does not mean that they will never eat it!

Otherwise, Zhang Bairen feasted the immortals at every turn in the Phi Xiang Palace, and the Queen Mother held a peach party at every turn, could it be that the immortals attending the meeting drank the wind? Of course not!

The queen mother's peach banquet has dragon liver and phoenix marrow, bear's paw and scarlet lips, all of which are about to catch up with the richness of Cantonese cuisine, and the immortals who eat these things may not all be Pixiu, right? Otherwise, what else is so special about Pixiu? Will there be all kinds of legends? This is obviously not logical!

Mr. Li Ao also researched: "Taiping Guangji" has an article "Liu An", which contains the words "The master of the immortal uncle is disrespectful and guards the toilet for three years". Song Jiao's "Yuan Xian Collection" has a poem of "Silent Memory of the King of Huainan", and the wonderful sentence cloud: The bait in the room tasted the emperor for the first time, and the chickens and dogs in the palace also ascended to the truth. Poor Nan Mian called himself a lonely noble, so he became a toilet keeper of the fairy family!

It can be seen that the fairy family also has a toilet, and the toilet is certainly not a place to eat......

It can be seen that if you have to eat, you have to pull, you can pull more concentrated and more essence, but if you don't pull, it will violate the principles of heaven and challenge logic!

Sun Dakong slapped his thigh and shouted, "It turns out that the reincarnation of the five grains?

The so-called everywhere is knowledge, this fairy fat is a good thing, Lao Sun unconsciously moved some thoughts, naturally to ask clearly.

"That's natural, after all, my heavenly immortals are all immortal bodies, although there are also dirt discharged, but most of them are obtained by some heavenly and earthly treasures filtered in the divine body, its smell is like fragrance, and its effect is a hundred times better than that mortal dirt!

Therefore, several famous gardens in this heavenly realm, such as the Hundred Gardens and the Peach Garden, are all made of fairy fertilizer. Every day, there are heavenly officials on duty, who have to go to various immortal mansions to collect immortal fertilizer, and then arrange for it to be used uniformly.

Can you really know that my peach orchard uses even more first-class immortal fertilizer? Like this nine-thousand-year-old peach, with the nourishment of these immortal fertilizers, the spiritual luck of heaven and earth required can be reduced by fifty percent!"

Pan Taoyuan opened his palms and dangled in front of Sun Dakong, with a smug look on his face.

"Amazing...... If it weren't for the land announcement, my grandson wouldn't have known that this fairy fertilizer would be so useful. ”

Sun Dakong walked around the garden a few times, and suddenly smiled: "These peach blossoms are so beautiful, Lao Sun wants to pick a few and bring them back to Huaguo Mountain, and let the monkeys smell the fragrance, I don't know if it's okay?"

By the way, the land lord, you see how lonely you are to stay alone in this garden? Looking back, my old grandson ordered someone to bring a few urns of self-brewed beer from Huaguo Mountain, although it is not a good thing, but it can help you get rid of some boring time......