Chapter 4 The Thunder of Great Wisdom and Foolishness
The fat man, who was called Senior Brother Lei, naturally knew that he was sarcastic and sarcastic about himself, and he didn't mind, so he smiled innocently, put his right hand behind his head, and grabbed it hard, "Senior Brother smiled, Bichi Peak is the least unsuccessful of me." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Yin Chaohua opened the fan blades, and the smile was full of hypocrisy.
Jin Chancui looked at the two Bichi Peak disciples who had entered the hall late, and said with a heavy heart: "Senior Brother Lei is really too modest. ”
Following his line of sight, the two Bichi Peak disciples stepped into the hall panting, compared to the fat men who came before, they were obviously much thinner, it can be seen that Bichi Peak is not famous for producing fat people. However, the wheezing voices of these two people were heavier, and when they walked in front of Senior Brother Lei, they were already too tired to do anything, and they collapsed on the seat facing the sky: "I said Lei Zongheng, Senior Brother Lei, if you want to lose weight again, you can't take us with you, you will be exhausted to death." ”
"Lose weight?" everyone was stunned when they heard this, and they didn't know why.
But seeing that Lei Zongheng bowed again and again without dignity, and apologized: "The great kindness of the senior brothers, I am unforgettable for Xiao Lei." The great kindness of the senior brothers, Xiao Lei, I will never forget. ”
Hatoyama shook the handkerchief and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I've run so far, I'm tired, don't bow anymore, sit down quickly." ”
"Yes, Senior Brother Dove. Lei Zongheng stopped his movements instantly, nodded, and sat down, he seemed to have special respect for the people around him, so respectful that it made people feel awkward.
Hatoyama Ming looked at the golden silk nanmu chair under his buttocks, intact, and didn't even make a sound of squeezing, and smiled knowingly: "Senior Brother Lei's Xingyun Kung Fu has improved again, but I'm afraid your master can't compare." ”
"Senior brother teased, my master and I are like the light of rice grains and the bright moon, we can't make comparisons. Lei Zongheng said seriously and calmly.
"Hehe, Senior Brother Lei, you are so humble. Hatoyama raised his eyebrows and asked, "How much time did it take to run up this time?" ”
Running up?
Lei Zongheng held his chin in his hand, raised his head, and made a thinking gesture: "I came down the mountain when the moon wheel fell, and by now, it has been two hours." ”
"You don't come. The two senior brothers of Bichifeng disagreed, "Where did you go down the mountain when the moon wheel fell, you got up at that time." After getting up, I spent a whole hour eating breakfast before going down the mountain. ”
"Two senior brothers, where would it take so long to have breakfast. Lei Zongheng's white and tender face showed a flush, and he actually blushed.
"Come less. The senior brothers of Bichi Feng combined, a total of fifty-three people, prepared two hundred and twelve steamed buns, three catties of pickles, and a large pot of vegetable porridge in the morning, and you ate half of them yourself, and said that it would not take an hour. "Unlike the other peaks, the relationship between the people of Bichi Peak seems to be particularly equal, and there are no taboos to say anything.
"Alright, alright, senior brother, don't say any more. How embarrassing it is to be in front of so many people. "Lei's huge body writhed, and the fat was layered on top of each other, up and down, which really stirred up a thousand waves with one stone.
"Hahaha. Hatoyama laughed, "Senior Brother Lei, you are really our pistachio." ”
Yin Chaohua said sarcastically without any virtue: "That round figure is very similar to a pistachio." ”
Jin Chancui was slightly moved, and said with a tense face: "It only took an hour to run all the way from Bichi Peak to the Xuanqing Hall of Fang Qi Peak, and Senior Brother Gu said that your Xingyun Kung Fu has surpassed your master, which is not an exaggeration at all." ”
"Running all the way from Bichi Peak to Fang Yu Peak?" everyone opened their mouths wide and looked at each other, completely unable to believe that what they heard was true.
Lei Zongheng's two senior brothers showed smug expressions at this time, and said in their hearts: This is surprised, then if I tell you that when we went down the mountain, it was Lei Zongheng who carried us and ran, you wouldn't be surprised to bite off your tongue. Hahaha, my family is a genius in the sky, there is no one in the ages, what bullshit White Bird Peak, Doomsday Peak, and Purple Dew Peak, as long as my family is more serious, you only have the share of bowing down to the subordinate, hahaha.
The more the two of them thought about it, the more proud they became, and they laughed out loud regardless of their manners.
Lei Zongheng's cheeks were red, and he scratched his head vigorously, looking very embarrassed.
Hatoyama Ming was like a big sister, and said angrily: "Okay, okay, how old is it, don't always twist and pinch it, you are the successor of Bichi Peak, take out a little more style." ”
Lei Zongheng was very obedient, and immediately lifted his breath, straightened his waist, made a flat face, and nodded heavily.
"Alright, alright, know you have a heart. Hatoyama smiled knowingly: "However, how do I think that the more you lose weight, the fatter you get." ”
Lei Zongheng's cheeks were red and shy again, and the two senior brothers who were traveling together came to the spirit, and took over the conversation and said: "Xiao Lei eats more alone than all of us in the whole mountain. Anyway, come to class again, we have to use flying, Xiaolei, don't think about dragging us to suffer together, we will never be fooled again. ”
"Senior brother. "Thunder is coquettish.
The two senior brothers waved their hands again and again: "I'm sweating all over my body, how can I go to class well, my senior brother is old, I can't compare to you, Xiaolei, you can play by yourself, ha." ”
Lei Zongheng was silent, and lowered his head in frustration.
The two senior brothers looked at it in their eyes, and felt unbearable in their hearts, and sighed: "This trick again, I'm really afraid of you, okay, tomorrow I will run for another day, the last day, and then if it is endless, I will turn my face." ”
"Got it, Senior Brother Xie. Lei Zongheng's face was filled with a smile again, like a child, judging from his age, he was indeed a child, but compared with the identity of Bichi Peak's high-ranking disciple, it seemed incompatible.
Shen Fei looked at him without blinking, and said in his belly: "Great wisdom is like foolishness, can bend and stretch, among these people, you are the most unusual. I just don't know, are you deliberately pretending to be stupid, or are you really innocent by nature. If you are simple by nature, you can have a deep relationship, if you pretend, at this young age, it is really terrible. ”
was pondering, but it was Lei Zongheng who squeezed open the table and chair with his stomach, walked over with heavy steps, and after getting closer, he respectfully hugged his fists: "Presumably the two of them are Shen Fei and Shao Baiyu who broke through the road to heaven and climbed to the top of Shu, my name is Lei Zongheng, I am fortunate to be lucky." ”
Lei Zongheng was not only fat, but also tall, standing in front of the two of them, like a hill, blocking the sunlight that shone on, so that at such a close distance, it was impossible to see clearly. Shen Fei and Shao Baiyu were stunned for a moment, stood up freely, and Shi Shiran replied: "Under Shen Fei, under Shao Baiyu, I have seen Senior Brother Lei." ”
Shen Fei stood up and found that Lei Zongheng was actually half a head taller than himself, among his peers, he really stood out from the crowd, and then looked at his bloated body, if it wasn't for Hatoyama Ming saying it himself, it was hard to believe that this fat man could run so fast.
With a move in his heart, he smiled and said, "If Senior Brother Lei really wants to lose weight, there is a recipe to try." ”
Lei Xingyun's white radish-like arm waved again and again, and said very seriously: "Brother Shen's kindness, I understand it, but well, I have always believed in the principle of ten thousand laws and nature, such as taking medicine and swallowing pills, I have never done such things." ”
"I knew that Senior Brother Lei didn't care about this, but I did it too much. ”
"Brother Shen, I don't mean anything else, don't misunderstand......"
"Brother Lei is too worried. ”
Lei Zongheng looked at Mo Junru, who was sitting behind the two of them, with a stubble on his face, and looked very lonely, and arched his hand and said, "This is Uncle Yun's only disciple." ”
Generally, everyone's eyes are only focused on Shen Fei and Shao Baiyu, and they rarely mention themselves when they make friends and climb friendships, although Mo Junru doesn't mention it, but he is also sullen for this, and he thinks that these people are really looking down on people, thinking that when he was in Fan Village, Shen Fei was a fart, and my Miss Mo was the object of everyone's pursuit. Hey, it's a pity that the current appearance really consumes all my self-confidence, and it's all to blame on the old beggar, my broken master.
At this time, of course he was very happy when he was mentioned by Lei Zongheng, and he turned his head immediately, revealing the scumbag on his face: "I've seen Senior Brother Lei, and I'm under Mo Junru." ”
Lei Zongheng had already heard of her appearance, and when he saw it, he was still stunned for a moment, and then realized his gaffe, and returned the salute: "Uncle Yun and my master have a very good relationship, and I have time to come to Bichi Peak to play." ”
"Yes, I will definitely go, Xiao Mo thanked me first. ”
"It's okay, it's okay. ”
Mo Junru saw Lei Zongheng's eyes looking at her directly, as if he was thinking about something, so he asked, "Senior Brother Lei, do you have any other advice?" ”
Lei Zongheng hesitated for a moment and said, "Senior Sister Junru, I may have a way to reduce the beard on your face, do you want to give it a try?"
Mo Junru said: "Senior Brother Lei, Junru thank you for your kindness, but the beard on my face is born because of the imbalance of yin and yang in my body, and it can't solve the fundamental problem, no matter what method I use, it's useless." So, Xiao Mo, I thanked Senior Brother Lei. ”
Lei Zongheng shook his head and explained: "The Xuannu Sword has too much yin energy, squeezing out all the yang energy in your body, and it is manifested on the body surface, and the characteristics of these men appear. I can use thunder energy to speed up this process, so that the yang energy remaining in your body can be quickly discharged, so that men's sexual diseases can appear faster and then disappear. ”
Mo Junru hesitated after hearing this, she didn't have a good impression of the people on the mountain, and she didn't like to be gullible, but the difficult situation in reality really gave her a headache, thinking about how delicate and cute she was at the beginning, how could she be willing to fall into this step of the field now, Mo said that she was reduced to Shen Fei and Shao Baiyu's followers, it was the disgusting thing that everyone avoided, and she was really fed up, anyway, she couldn't be miserable anymore, so she just gave it a try.
Having made up his mind, Mo Junru raised his head sharply and saluted deeply: "Then there is Senior Brother Laulei." ”
Lei Zongheng nodded, stretching out his chubby palm: "You come with me, let's go outside the hall to breathe." ”
Shen Fei looked at Shao Baiyu and asked him with his eyes if it was feasible to do so, Shao Baiyu nodded, which seemed to mean that Jun Ru's own decision, let her go.
Lei Zongheng and Mo Junru came to the woods planted with cold-resistant grass and longevity fruit trees, Lei Zongheng motioned for Junru to sit down, and he walked around behind her and pushed her back with both hands. Bi Chi Feng cultivates the secret technique of thunder practice, protects the body of the immortal, and shows the attributes of thunder, so he travels as fast as a cloud, and his moves are domineering, such as Lei Che.
Lei Zongheng wanted to use this strong thunder to weave a net to draw out the remaining yang energy in Mo Junru's body. In fact, after fusing with the Xuannu Sword for so long, there is very little yang energy in Jun Ru's body, so after comprehending the Immortal Dao, the beard can be reduced, and at this moment, with the assistance of Lei Zongheng, this process is greatly accelerated.
Everyone saw that Lei Zongheng's entire body was discharging, and the current emitted continued to stimulate Mo Junru's body surface, causing the visible yang energy to overflow from the pores, and those yang energy was like insects, which died and turned into ashes after overflowing.
Mo Junru's face did not change at first, but gradually, part of the hair became charred and turned into gray carbon, and then the pores became thinner, and the skin regained a pink and tender luster. Shen Fei and Shao Baiyu were both surprised, and said in their hearts: If Mo Junru, this little girl, changes back to her original appearance, then she will not be able to die of death, and Fang Yan's main peak will not be peaceful again.
The power grid constantly stimulates Jun Ru's body, the latter can obviously feel the external changes, ecstatic, the girl's family, who doesn't like to be beautiful, the appearance of a scruffy beard all day long has really become a heart disease, if it can really be removed, one should be good thank you Senior Brother Lei for reaching out to help. The two of them want to go back to the old beggar and the bastard to settle accounts, obviously there is a way to change himself back to the way he was, but that old guy just uses a good life to cultivate, and when his kung fu is deep, he will naturally turn back into perfunctory nonsense, which is really punishable.
Lei Zongheng crossed his hands, the current on his body amplified, and the sound of "bang" was very terrifying.
Yin Chaohua shook the folding fan, his face flickered in the flashing thunder, and said disdainfully: "Rotten good person, I really don't know what his intention is to give grace everywhere and collect so many favors." ”
Hatoyama Ming twisted his handkerchief and said with a smile: "Xiao Lei is compassionate and sincere, we all have to learn from him." ”
"Hmph, I think it's fake compassion. ”
"Huh. ”
Jin Chancui muttered to herself: "When Shen Fei went berserk, the qi on his body turned into a corrosive form, which is somewhat similar to the traits of this thunder energy. In the past, I thought that only Bi Chi Feng's exclusive cultivation method could practice thunder energy, but now it seems that maybe as long as the luck is right, the qi of the body protection can go further and reach another level. Hey, it's a pity that the master is reluctant to teach the true skills, otherwise, there will definitely be a breakthrough. ”
The seven main peaks, each with its own secret skills, a single lineage, rarely communicated, and the main peak Fang Yan's practice is the most profound among them, and it is also the strongest, so the proposal to go to the main peak to learn is so tempting, attracting the high disciples of the peaks to go up the mountain one after another.
Under the shroud of thunder, time passed exponentially, the hair on Mo Junru's body became much lighter, and his skin almost changed back to its original appearance. Slowly pressed his hands from top to bottom, calming down the thunder and exhaling deeply. (To be continued.) )