Chapter Fifty-Six: Coiling Him

Li Nezha is obviously not a good boy, Sun Dakong really doesn't know if he has dragon tendons, after all, it is the story in the Romance of the Gods, and now this is in the Journey to the West. But the relationship between this bear child and his father, Tota Li Tianwang, is very bad, even in the Journey to the West.

Behind every bear child there must be an irresponsible parent, when reading the book, Sun Dakong felt that Li Jing looked a little like Yue Buqun, and naturally sympathized with Nezha, if he could help, he would not refuse.

Although this No. 1 children's clothing boss in the heavenly realm is the oldest child in the sky and on the earth, in Sun Dakong's eyes, he is just an object that needs help and education.

Sun Dakong remembered his son in his previous life. At that time, it was a critical moment for him to strive for the title of professor, neglecting the education of his son, and Mao Niuer was a typical loving mother and many failures, if he hadn't found out early, his son might have become a bear child.

When he followed the fire monkey and Tianpeng to find Li Nezha, the bear child was squatting in the corner of the Nantianmen with frowning eyebrows and drawing circles.

Sun Dakong went up and took a look, this 'kid' has a lot of talent to become a painter?

The circle drawn is really round, just like the Qiankun circle around his neck.

His master is not authentic, what kind of treasure is not good, how do you have to send this, how does it look like a collar thing, can you grow up wearing this thing all day long?

The most speechless thing is Chaotian Aya, Li Nezha was originally quite a handsome child, and the big red ayazi wrapped it around her body, which was even more fatty.

Sun Dakong now understands why those directors in later generations always like to find some actresses and even little Lori to play Nezha, it's not that the director has a motherhood, it's clear that Li Nezha has his own motherhood attributes.

The celestial children's clothing boss now looks like a little girl who has been wronged, her face is flushed, the speed of drawing circles is getting faster and faster, and the anger begins to burn with the completion of circles one by one!

The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals of Nantianmen were terrified one by one, and they came again......

How many years, who doesn't know the problems of this third prince?

Every year today, the third prince will squat on the ground and draw circles, and after drawing circles, he will get angry for no reason, and he will beat people up if they don't like anyone.

There is no reason to talk to him, and there is no place to avenge his grievances if he is beaten!

Last year, the third prince was also inexplicably angry at this time, and the result was that the red snake of the Wide-eyed Heavenly King suffered, and he took off half of his body scales.

The Heavenly King was furious and went to the Xuanqiong High God, but the Emperor just laughed: "The third prince is still a child...... What are you talking about with a child?"

This is unreasonable! What year did the Heavenly Realm send troops to sweep Beiju Luzhou?

I remember that year, not long after the Xuanqiong High God was taken to the sky by the Tai Bai Xing; that year, Wu just decided to cut down the thousand-year-old laurel tree in the Guanghan Palace, and he always couldn't finish cutting it, so he always didn't leave; that year, Prince Xiao Zhang was just a prince; that year, the Zhenwu Emperor was only a Marshal of Zhenwu......

It was also that year that the third prince was already a famous god general in the heavenly court, and he swept the demon king of the 39th Road in Beiju Luzhou alone, and the name of killing the gods shocked the Three Realms!

But the Emperor said that he was still a 'child'......

I really don't have such a bias frame, the wide-eyed king is about to be stupid, and the 'minor' is amazing, and he can bully people casually!

But the emperor is a golden mouth, who would dare to oppose what he said?

Since then, the third prince of Nezha has become the most terrifying bear child in the heavenly realm, who among the gods in the heavenly realm does not retreat?

Today's third prince looks much more tender than back then, more like a child.

The Heavenly Soldiers of the South Heavenly Gate felt like they were living in a nightmare, and it was the kind of nightmare that they would never wake up from.

Listening to Tianpeng's kind reminders and introductions along the way, Sun Dakong can actually understand the heavenly soldiers and generals of Nantianmen.

The bear child is not terrible, but it is too terrible to be able to beat the bear child who has the Jade Emperor's protection.

However, Lao Sun is not worried, he has 10,000 ways to deal with this kind of bear child, and the other party who can be cured at any time is obedient.

And the fastest and most effective way is to --- him!

Nezha is naturally a powerhouse in the heavenly realm, but after Sun Dakong completes the Lingtai world, he can fully exert the power of the stone monkey spirit body, and most of Nezha's attacks are physical attacks, and Sun Dakong is not afraid;

Since coming to Journey to the West, Sun Dakong has not competed with a strong player of Nezha's level, which is a very good opportunity.

"It's boring, I'm so unhappy, I'm not happy!"

Tianpeng and the fire monkey approached, and Nezha raised his head.

He looked really unhappy, his eyebrows tightly twisted together, and he looked like a volcano could erupt at any moment.

"Third prince, you and I have known each other for a thousand years, and friends pay attention to mutual trust, what are you unhappy about, can you tell Tianpeng?"

"Yes, the third prince, when I went on an expedition to Beiju Luzhou to fight the Duhuo Yin King, if the third prince hadn't saved me, I would have died in that yin fire all my life, how shameful would it be?

Maybe the third prince didn't treat me as a friend, but I regarded the third prince as his best friend and benefactor.

I know that the third prince will be inexplicably sad on this day every year, but he refuses to tell anyone why.

Third Prince, this monkey once told me that friends are meant to help each other, otherwise they must be false friends.

Marshal Tianpeng and I are your true friends, and we really want to help you and make you happy......"

Seeing Tianpeng and the fire monkey, Nezha's face turned slightly pale, and he pointed to Sun Dakong and said, "Is the monkey you are talking about, who is he?"

Sun Dakong smiled and said: "The third prince of the good religion learned that I am Sun Dakong, the pioneer of the era of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, inheriting the past and opening up the future!"

Nezha's face was a little strange, and he looked at the canopy and the fire monkey and said, "Didn't you tell this monkey about my Li Nezha's rules?"

The canopy and the fire monkey were broken when they heard it.

What's going on today? The Monkey King has always been calm, thinking twice, and breaking through the stone in just a short period of time, and the Jade Emperor has to pay attention to it, what kind of city is this?

Didn't I tell you when I came, the third prince's eyes are above the top, don't report any honorific name in front of him, just report a name, otherwise it may anger this young master......

The two of them looked at Sun Dakong with a wry smile, my brother Sun, Sun Zhenjun, you did this on purpose, right?

What kind of character is that of the third prince, you don't need a reason to beat anyone at all, you are just a child!

Sun Dakong seemed to be afraid that the world would not be chaotic today, and smiled at Nezha: "Rules? This is really strange, you have rules for a hairy child?"

Tianpeng and the fire monkey were dizzy for a while, did Brother Sun suddenly lose his mind and go crazy? Oh my God!

Nezha slowly stood up and chuckled: "You are the Sun Zhenjun of Huaguo Mountain......?" I'm a furry boy?"

"That's right, that's what my grandson said!"

Sun Dakong continued to tease: "You, not only is you a hairy child, but also a fucking bear child!"

It's not just a bear child, I look like a girl!

Look at your red lips and white teeth, with a boy like you, a boy will comb a double bun on his head?

Still wrapped in a big red silk, do you think you look good......?

Nezha smiled when he heard this, eating and laughing: "Then what do you say I should be called?"

"You, let's call it the third princess of Nezha, it's more suitable for you. ”

"Hey, canopy, fire monkey, thank you so much......"

Nezha said softly: "There was a dragon who once insulted me as a hairy child, and I didn't do anything, but I just skinned him, pumped his tendons, and then ran to his house, killed nine dragons, and then intercepted the old dragon king who sued the heavens and beat him severely......

Do you think I'm doing something wrong?

I was such a cute child, I was actually bullied, and in the end I just killed a few dragons.

I've been happy for a long time after killing those dragons, and I really miss that time.

Thank you for sending this stupid monkey, I'll kill him first, and then go to Huaguo Mountain to kill all those hairy monkeys!

Monkey, you can die now. ”

The third prince of Nezha had a small hand, and suddenly the sky was full of red flames and locked the southern sky, and the fire-tipped spear emitted bursts of dragon groans, directly taking Sun Dakong.

This bear child is extremely destructive, if you don't shoot, it's enough, it's all your strength, Samadhi true fire seals the space, so that the canopy and the fire monkey don't want to save people, the fire spear drives the soul of the Nine Dragons, a shot across the sky, the dragon roars, so fierce, worthy of being the god of heaven killing!

Sun Dakong laughed, and suddenly sang in a mansheng voice:

"I came from a foreign country, and I don't see this fire, how can this fire burn me?"