Out of Shanyang Town, he ran more than 60 kilometers, the horse speed was too fast, and he galloped, and Zou Yang's whole body seemed to be scattered, but seeing the fields and trees that were speeding away, Zou Yang's nervous mood relaxed a little, and staying away from the plague god was Zou Yang's top priority. Zou Yang drove the horse to continue to run forward, and thought to himself.

"Hey, no, huh!"

Zou Yang stopped the horse on the side of the road in confusion, got off the horse, Zou Yang looked left and right, the more he looked at it, the more wrong it became, the more he thought about it, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became, the more he thought about it, the more strange he became, and patted his head

"I'll go, your sister, shit, dare to lie to Lao Tzu"

It turned out that Zou Yang didn't notice it when he was riding a horse at first, but now he came to his senses and saw that the horse was a little weird, and when he came down to check it, he found that it was a donkey, and it was a donkey about the size of a horse. This profiteer who kills a thousand knives, don't let Lao Tzu touch it next time, and don't slash you with a knife. When he scolded the profiteer, he found that the donkey turned his head slightly and began to bare his teeth, and his eyes revealed a sneer.

Zou Yang exploded in an instant, Lao Tzu was deceived and was even ridiculed by a brute, and without saying a word, he raised his leg and kicked the donkey's buttocks. Who would have thought that before the feet reached the donkey's body, one of the donkey's hooves had already stopped at Zou Yang's crotch.

Zou Yang was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat, and looked at the donkey's warning eyes and covered his crotch with a smile

"Brother Donkey, don't you see I'm joking with you, I'm scolding that profiteer, you look so handsome, Wanli Baoju, you can't even afford to make a joke. ”

The donkey shook its head, looked at Zou Yang contemptuously, turned its head and snorted, and walked slowly under a tree.

Zou Yang was depressed, is this a donkey spirit? This donkey seems to be very wise, and the speed is definitely in line with what the donkey seller said: Lu Bu in the horse, the speed of the red rabbit in the people, the strange thing is that it is a donkey and a donkey, subverting common sense.

Forget it, the world is so big, Zou Yang shook his head, the wood has been completed, can you still return this donkey? But in a blink of an eye, it seems that he has picked up a treasure, Zou Yang's purpose is that no matter whether the white cat or the black cat catches the mouse, it is a good cat. I don't want to think so much, first find a place to rest and rest, Zou Yang's nerves are bigger, ancient gods and ghosts and demons, ordinary people see this donkey and must not be scared half to death.

After resting for a while, Zou Yang drove the donkey and continued to drive rapidly for about two hours, and finally came to a small restaurant, got off the donkey and stopped to look around, the dilapidated restaurant, the hungry people in rags, the dilapidated farmland and houses everywhere, this is the Ming Dynasty, a declining dynasty that once brilliantly commanded the world. Zou Yang's mood was a little heavy.

"Little Daoye, are you sharpening or staying in the hotel?" asked a diligent shopkeeper enthusiastically

"Stay in the hotel, help me with the donkey... Horse... It leads to the backyard, so that it can be fed. Zou Yang looked at this beast that looked like a donkey and not a horse, and his heart was entangled.

"Okay, Master Dao, please inside. The shopkeeper gestured and bowed to look at Zou Yang, looked at the strange horse and wondered, and then led the donkey towards the backyard.

In a simple restaurant, a thin middle-aged man who looks like a shopkeeper, three kinds of wine jars behind him are written with the words daughter red, bamboo leaf green, three bowls and so on, and the wooden sign next to it reads the name of the dish provided by this restaurant, Zou Yang found a remote corner and sat down.

"Boss, bring me a jar of daughter red, two catties of beef, a plate of fried vegetables, a plate of pickled radish, if there is any fruit, give me some of it, be fast, starve to death Master Dao I." Zou Yang's stomach has been protesting for a while, after all, riding a donkey is also a very laborious chore.

"Okay, Master Dao, you wait a minute, I'll be here soon. The boss said loudly

The diners of the restaurant instantly turned their heads to look at Zou Yang, after all, in this year, it is still rare for people to ask for such extravagant dishes.

"Master Dao, your dish is here, you use it slowly. A man quickly dried the table, served the dishes, and bowed down.

Looking at this delicious food and wine, Zou Yang couldn't help but roll up his sleeves and feast, he couldn't wait to eat his tongue into his stomach, he hadn't had such a luxurious life for many years. It's been too long, and suddenly it's so delicious, of course it's going to be eaten.

Just as Zou Yang was eating, he was interrupted by the hurried footsteps of the shopkeeper.

"Master Dao, go and take a look, the little incompetent, the horse that doesn't serve your well is good, I don't eat the good grass I fed it, and I kicked the little one. The shopkeeper said aggrievedly

"Huh, is there anything else?" Looking at the weeds on the top of Xiao Er's head and the hoof prints on his chest, Zou Yang believed it.

"Don't worry, I'll give you an explanation, I'll take a look. With that, Zou Yang raised his legs and was about to walk to the backyard, when he was suddenly stunned.

Not only was Zou Yang stunned, but also all the people in the store, because they found that Zou Yang's donkey had been standing at the door of the store by ghost, and was slowly walking towards the store. When he saw Zou Yang, he was stunned for a moment and walked straight to Zou Yang. Poked his head down, began to eat beef, and drank a bowl of wine by the way. This is not only Zou Yang, but the entire restaurant is fried. Everyone gathered around, pointing at the stains and being surprised.

"Why does this horse look like a donkey? and eat wine and meat, what a strange thing?" said a crowd of amazed

"What kind of horse, this is clearly a big donkey, I can't see this, sixth, you are lame," one diner said disdainfully to another fat man in a short shirt

"This donkey must be extraordinary, you look at its sturdy body, black and shiny mane, and that look, yes, it is the eyes, fierce and unruly, non-Maxima can not be compared. A man in white clothes who looked like a scholar with a folding fan in one hand raised his head and squinted his eyes, and said with a knowledgeable mockery of everyone's ignorance

Seemingly understanding the words of the onlookers, the donkey raised its head proudly and let out a long roar, which shocked the four seats.

Zou Yang looked at this sudden scene and suddenly felt excited. staring directly at this donkey and horse, from the anger at the beginning, surprise, surprise, and now surprise, the more I look at it, the more I love it, the more I love it. The donkey who was watching trembled all over, looked at Zou Yang and took two steps back.

"Hehe, you black bastard, I don't care about you after eating my wine and meat, I'll give you a name today, and I'll call you Peng Peng in the future, whether you agree or not. I've checked my eyes and met the right donkey, ahaha. Zou Yang hugged the donkey's head, and his almost crazy laughter penetrated the restaurant and drifted towards poetry and the distance.

"Huh!" the donkey seemed disgusted by the name, and stamped his feet angrily, trying to force himself to turn away.

"Hey, you can't get angry, you can go, but pay me back twenty taels of silver, as well as wine and meat, otherwise, my beef will be replaced by the store to call it donkey meat, you shouldn't have heard of it, Daoye, I will humbly tell you about it first." First tie the live donkey, fix the limbs, and then look at the piece of meat and continue to pour that piece of meat with boiling water, knowing that it is cooked and then cut off and eat, so that the donkey has not died and has been screaming, the fresh and tender taste, I haven't tasted it for a long time. ”

Zou Yang didn't stop it, and said with his hands behind his back, Zou Yang had confirmed that the donkey and horse had spirituality and could understand his words.

Sure enough, the donkey's hooves stopped instantly, and he turned his head to look at Zou Yang in horror, as if he had seen a devil, and his pupils instantly dilated hundreds of times.

Faced with such a situation, Zou Yang struck while the iron was hot

"Of course, follow me, drinking wine and eating meat are trivial matters, and in the future I will buy thousands of donkeys and horses, all of which are female, and as for you to have wood and this blessing, it is up to you to choose. "A big stick and a carrot, although Zou Yang's strategy is old-fashioned, it is perfect for dealing with this donkey and horse who is beginning to have wisdom.

Sure enough, the donkey was stunned for three seconds, and naturally rubbed Zou Yang's sleeve with a donkey face to flattering.

"Haha, okay, Peng Peng, the one who knows the times is a handsome donkey, in fact, this name is very domineering, Dapeng spreads its wings, Pengcheng is thousands of miles. Xiao Er, pack me fifty catties of beef and one hundred catties of good wine, go now, Dao Ye, I will hurry. Zou Yang straddled the stool with a big grin, his arm hanging on the edge of the table and shouted loudly.

In the midst of everyone's stunned eyes, no one noticed that a pair of shocked eyes shot at Zou Yang and Peng Penglai in the group of hungry people at the door of the restaurant.

"At the beginning of the troubled times, visitors from outside the territory, spirit animals descended from the sky, and everything was peaceful. The simple two crosses came out softly from the mouth of an old man who looked like a ghost, had a green fetus on his face, had a small beard, was as thin as skin, and his eyes were naked and ragged.

"Huh, the old man at the door, can you come in with a thin noodle?" Zou Yang suddenly said in surprise. Since he practiced the chaotic Buddhist scriptures, his ears and eyes are clear, and he can't hide his ears and eyes from the wind and grass within a radius of five zhang, which is also the magic of this scripture. This person Zou Yang has never paid attention, of course, a group of hungry people, and no one will pay attention.

"The little boy is tormented by the old man, the old man is a pariah, how dare he be called an old man by the son" The old man with a grimace responded and slowly walked towards Zou Yang Road

"Uncle, this is looking down on the kid me, come on, come on, please take a seat, Xiao Er, the best wine and the best dishes, be fast, add a bowl of millet porridge, you want to be the first, uncle, you should drink some porridge first to adapt to and then eat some muddy food." Zou Yang was shocked and enthusiastic at the same time, and took the black and dirty hand of the old man with a grimace and sat down on the seat.

The old man with a grimace didn't twist and sat down.