Chapter 32: The Rabbit Pit Fairy
At the same time, Qin Shou was also afraid that Chang'e would know that the stupid rabbit was dead, and he would be sad about it, or have an estrangement with him or something, and he was ready to pretend to be a stupid rabbit to the end.
Therefore, Qin Shou immediately emptied all his thoughts, and at the same time said lightly: "This is our fairy Chang'e Fairy, as for me, just call me Qin Shou." ”
"Beast?!" both Chang'e and the barefoot immortal subconsciously cried out.
No way, the name is so associative that you can't pay attention to it.
Qin Shou was used to everyone's reactions, he behaved extremely calmly, and said lightly: "Do you have any questions?"
Chang'e said: "When did you name yourself?" ”
Qin Shou said: "My Lao Tzu and my grandfather added it to me." ”
In Qin Shou's eyes, the old man who took him in at the beginning was both his father and his grandfather. According to the relationship, it is the father, according to the age, it is the grandfather. The old man couldn't hold his grandson, and Qin Shou didn't care about being a son and then a grandson.
Chang'e said, "Do you have parents and grandfather?
Qin Shou looked up at the sky and said, "According to the time, it should be reincarnated." ”
Chang'e was stunned, and then said, "I'm sorry......"
The barefoot immortal also said: "Festival mourning." ”
Qin Shou shook his head and said, "It's okay, barefoot immortal, can we compare?"
The barefoot immortal smiled: "Compare, of course compare, how can you not compare with such a fun meaning?"
Qin Shou said: "Okay, now you can come and see what I think in my heart, if you can hold on for a minute and not be scared, even if I lose." ”
The barefoot immortal said: "Come on, come on, I want to see what you can use to scare me." ”
After speaking, Qin Shou's eyes closed, and a group of pictures flashed in his mind, which was the memory of the past, the mark of his youthful youth, and the memory from the earth, from the island country across the sea in China......
At the beginning, Qin Shou wasn't sure where the barefoot immortal could bear, so he came to a standard battle scene of Yui Hatano between men and women.
As a result, the barefoot immortal, with his eyebrows raised, didn't take it seriously, but still had a bit of relish.
Qin Shou raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart: "Who said that immortals have pure hearts and few desires......?"
Just thinking of crooked thoughts, Qin Shou hurriedly restrained his heart, so as not to be sensed by the barefoot immortal, another violent beating, and a loss, there are two times, and there can be no more.
So Qin Shou began to increase the scene, from a pair of men and women, to five or six pairs, time paused, on the bus, and in the wild......
At the same time, Qin Shou secretly looked at the reaction of the barefoot immortal, only to see that the old Taoist priest's brows also wrinkled, obviously he couldn't bear this chaotic scene.
Qin Shou was quite proud, but he knew that the current strength was still not enough!
Chang'e looked at the two of them, her face was inexplicable, and asked, "Yu'er, what are you thinking?"
Qin Shou said seriously: "Think of the laws of nature, the way of survival." Don't bother me, or if you lose, it's not good. ”
Chang'e believed it, nodded her head, looked at Qin Shou with a straight face, and said, "Come on!"
When Qin Shou heard this, his heart felt empty for a while, what he was thinking, if Chang'e knew about it...... Qin Shou estimated that he would be beaten to death.
But the barefoot fairy seems to be getting calmer and calmer, as if there is still a little enjoyment......
Decisively, Qin Shou replaced the girls inside with Sister Feng and Sister Pomegranate.
The next moment, Qin Shou obviously saw that the eyelids of the barefoot immortal jumped, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice, almost raising his head to hit someone......
Qin Shou saw it, and his heart had a door!
So Qin Shou said: "Great Immortal, don't you admit defeat, otherwise I'm going to make a big move!"
The barefoot immortal snorted: "Hehe, little rabbit, this great immortal has seen more scenes than you have ever eaten salt, this little scene is too simple." ”
Qin Shou nodded, and suddenly turned Sister Feng and Sister Pomegranate into stunning beauties, and the barefoot immortal suddenly smiled.
Qin Shou rolled his eyes, and he didn't shy away from it in his heart, and said directly: "You are an old rascal! Aren't all immortals slashing seven emotions and six desires?"
As a result, the barefoot immortal said in Qin Shou's heart: "After cutting off the seven emotions and six desires, is that still a human being?"
Qin Shou was dumbfounded.
However, Qin Shou has already been prepared, since people have asked for it, what is he polite?
So Qin Shou sent the wonderful movements, and the barefoot immortal watched it with more relish.
At this moment, the picture in Qin Shou's mind turned! The handsome guys and beauties who were originally in a mess suddenly turned into two strong black men, with big beards, turning over the river and the sea!
"Gross!"
At that moment, the barefoot immortal who originally watched it with relish, wow, almost threw up!
Qin Shou obviously saw that the expression of the barefoot immortal was wrong, and his face was a little green.
Qin Shou smiled in his heart, continued to exert his strength, the two strong men entered the correct posture, and various close-ups joined......
Almost at that moment, the barefoot immortal shouted, "Stop, stop...... Why are you so disgusting?"
The barefoot immortal clutched his throat and was really about to vomit......
Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Don't say these useless, you lost." ”
To Qin Shou's surprise, the barefoot immortal did not become angry, but took a sip of water, and after being a little more relaxed, he said, "Whew...... If you come here from the beginning, you won't be unable to bear it. I ate too well in front of me, and suddenly a lump of came...... Hey, you can't bear it, you scheming rabbit, you are cheap!"
Qin Shou smiled and said, "Great Immortal, you lost." ”
The barefoot immortal glanced at Qin Shou and said, "Can the poor Dao still afford to lose? ”
After speaking, the barefoot immortal took out a rope from his arms and threw it to Qin Shou, saying, "How about giving this to you?"
Qin Shou didn't have such good eyesight, and he didn't know what this rope was, so he muttered, "Daxian, what are you doing for me to walk my dog?"
As soon as the barefoot immortal heard this, he raised his hand and gave Qin Shou a violent shudder, and scolded with a smile: "You rabbit who doesn't know what to do, this dragon fishing rope is a rope used by the poor road to fish the heavenly dragon, and in the eyes of most immortals, it is also a sought-after thing. In your eyes, it's just a make-do? If you don't want it, give it back to me. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, he hurriedly stuffed it to Chang'e and said, "Hurry up and put it away, this old man, I want to snatch it back, it's too gambling." Forget it, what about the little card I gave you earlier? put it on, put it on my neck. ”
When the barefoot fairy heard this, his nose was almost crooked, and he said, "I gave it to you, will I rob it?"
Qin Shou said, "Don't rob it, why are you stretching out your hand so long?"
The barefoot Daxian was suddenly angry, and his nose was almost crooked.
Chang'e pursed her lips and smiled, she could also see that the two of them were arguing, not really angry.