Chapter 114: Three miles of urine in the wind
"You...... Oops...... "The land couldn't hold it anymore with his stomach in his hands, so he ran away."
Qin Shou looked at the happy back of the land, waved his hand and shouted: "Master Rabbit, I said that the cucumber will help you guide the way, walk slowly, don't go...... Say hello to Xingjun when I see him. ”
When the land heard this, he was tempted to see Xingjun, and the cucumber led the way, what does it mean?
All the doubts were answered the moment the land walked into the thatched house.
"Star Monarch...... You?" the land looked at Wenqu Xingjun in front of him with a confused expression.
Wenqu Xingjun sighed: "It's a long story...... It's all because of a damn rabbit, and possibly a damn dog, anyway...... Hey, don't talk about it. Don't talk about today's events!"
Speaking of the back, Wen Quxing's face was serious, but the next moment his face was distorted, his muscles tensed, and with a bang, something was launched.
The land sensed it, and he couldn't hold it anymore, so he hurriedly ran over, took off his pants and squatted, and followed the babbling and venting vigorously.
At this moment, the land finally understood what the rabbit meant, cucumber, and sure enough, it could guide him to find Wenqu Xingjun...... It's just that this place of meeting is really fucked up......
"Why are you here too?" Wen Quxing wondered.
The land said indescribably: "Hey, it's also because of the rabbit." What about them?"
Wen Quxing shook his head, he didn't bother to say anything about these three fools now...... I've seen a fool who throws himself into the net, but I haven't seen a fool who throws himself into the net continuously!
At the same time, Long Huai arrived at the Medicine King Palace, but unfortunately, there was no antidote in the Medicine King Palace, and the words of the Medicine King said: "This is not a poison, just pull it, what antidote do you want? Where can you have the leisure to get the antidote? The time of really being the medicine king is not worth it?"
So, Wen Quxing squatted in the toilet for a day and a night......
Early the next morning, Wen Quxing walked out of the toilet, glanced at his vegetable garden, and scolded loudly in the sky: "Dead rabbit smashed !!!"
"Ahh
Wu Gang threw away the chicken leg in his hand and said, "I don't know...... Rabbit, don't just mess with meat next time, you can go to the kitchen too. Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar get a little, eat meat dry, easy to get tired ......"
Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Are you really stealing from me? Am I such a rabbit? You even instigated me to steal oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, it's too much!"
"Phew, these rabbits and chickens are fat and greased, and they are definitely not wild. You got it, you didn't steal it, could it be that someone else gave it to you?" Wu Gang didn't believe it.
Qin Shou burped and said, "What about the bet?" If I stole it, I'll help you steal more when I go back, and add oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and chili peppers." But what do you do if you don't steal it?"
Wu Gang smiled: "Okay! As long as you don't steal it, I'll pass on your magical powers!"
"What supernatural powers, is it easy to use?" Qin Shou's eyes lit up.
Wu Gang said: "I don't have a name, but it's very useful, can you learn it?"
Qin Shou immediately said, "Learn!"
Wu Ganghu asked suspiciously, "You really didn't steal it?"
Qin Shou nodded cutely and said, "Of course, those are all blackmailed by me halfway." ”
Wu Gang: "......"
Qin Shou said: "What's the matter?"
Wu Gang thought for a while and said, "Come here, I'll teach you the formula, this magic power is not powerful, you just need to comprehend it yourself." ”
Qin Shou leaned over, Wu Gang whispered something, and the next moment, Wu Gang ran away with an axe, leaving the rabbit standing in place and standing messy in the wind, and after a while, the rabbit looked up to the sky and scolded: "Fuck Wu Gang! What kind of bullshit is this?
Wu Gang's voice came from afar: "Rabbit, this magic power is very powerful, it depends on your understanding." Ahaha......"
"Get out!" Qin Shou scolded and chased after him.
After making a fuss for a while, Wu Gang leaned under the Osmanthus Tree King, looked at Qin Shou with a smile and said, "Rabbit, you came to me today, not just to invite me to dinner, right?"
Qin Shou shook his head and said, "I'm worried...... Those who are worried have lost weight. ”
Wu Gang glanced at him, pinched the fat on the rabbit's belly and said, "It's really thin, it's all skin and bones." What's on your mind?"
Qin Shou took out a cucumber from the Black Demon God Box, took a bite of it, and said, "I got a lot of fruits and seedlings, but there is no water on this moon, and planting is a problem." In addition, these things are not coming from the right way, and I can't give them to Chang'e. Hey, hey, hey, I'm talking to you, can you respect me, don't drool at me?"
"Who drooled over you? Do you have a cucumber? Give me one! It's been so many years that I've almost forgotten what it tastes like. Wu Gang wiped his saliva.
Qin Shou was not stingy, and threw one to Wu Gang, Wu Gang bit off half of it, feeling the fragrance and coolness in his mouth, Wu Gang said: "The question you said is very simple. ”
"How simple?" Qin Shou asked.
Wu Gang stretched out his hand and hooked his fingers, meaning another one.
Qin Shou immediately threw one over, and Wu Gang ate it in two bites and continued to ask for it.
Qin Shou simply gave him ten cucumbers and asked, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up! Don't say anything else, these are the last ten, don't even think about eating them in the future!"
Wu Gang smiled: "Seeds, you just said that I gave it, is this water...... Didn't I just teach you to pee three miles in the wind?"
", are you a fountain or a faucet?" Standing there peeing and watering the vegetable patch every day, not to mention whether I have time or not, I don't have so much urine when I have time! Besides, I really pee out, you have to stutter?" Qin Shou scolded.
Wu Gang laughed and said, "You rabbit, your understanding is too poor." Didn't I tell you? That's not an ordinary supernatural power, this supernatural power is not really the water that makes you pee, otherwise with your small physique, how much urine can you have, one pee three miles?"
Qin Shou was stunned, and with his well-developed brain, he calculated, even if the three kilometers of urine were put together, it would be a lot...... He really can't pee at this level.
Wu Gang said: "This supernatural power is actually a supernatural power that mobilizes the water of heaven and earth and rivers, but it was changed by an unscrupulous bastard to change the water outlet, and it became like this." ”
"Uh...... Can you change the water outlet? I can't eat this water outlet......" Qin Shou smiled bitterly.
Wu Gang thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible, but I have to think about it, this is not an ordinary condensation spell, but the water of the rivers of heaven and earth, and the Tao involved in this magical power is very profound." After a while, there will be eyebrows, and I will tell you again. ”
"A word is a certainty!" Qin Shousheng was afraid that Wu Gang would regret it, so he immediately shouted.
Wu Gang sighed and said: "Change your supernatural powers, that's a big project, and it takes a lot of brains." In the past few days, you have been serving me delicious food and drink, maybe I can think faster. ”