Chapter 318: God Strikes

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"Called Hua, you said that if I go home this time, will my father and mother beat me again?" Zhang Yuanbao is worried about this matter now. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Probably not. Zhang Zhaohua pursed her lips.

"That's good. The suffering of this day was not in vain. Zhang Yuanbao breathed a sigh of relief, and the hand that grabbed Zhang Zhaohua's clothes loosened slightly.

Zhang Yuhua accelerated violently, Zhang Yuanbao's body suddenly leaned back, and immediately sat heavily in the snow.

"It's called Hua, what are you doing?" asked Zhang Yuanbao very dissatisfied.

"The rest of the way you walk back on your own. By the way, think about it. Do you know how many people are worried about your willful run away today? The whole village has come out to look for you. Are you embarrassed to ask if you will be beaten?" Zhang called Huatou and did not step back on the skis and continued to walk. It's not far from Meiziao Elementary School. Zhang Zhaohua is not worried about what will happen to Zhang Yuanbao.

Zhang Yuanbao got up from the snow in a daze and scratched his skull, "Really, what's going on!"

Sou!

A snowball whistled from the tree and smashed directly on Zhang Yuanbao's head.

"Who's who? who hit me with a snowball?" Zhang Yuanbao looked around angrily.

A monkey slammed out of a large branch and threw another snowball at it.

"It turned out to be a monkey!" Zhang Yuanbao said happily, not caring at all that a snow ball smashed over and hit his forehead very accurately.

"Ouch. Zhang Yuanbao let out a miserable scream.

Zhang Zhaohua quickly found Zhang Youlian, "Uncle, the person has found it, nothing is wrong." He's in the back, and he'll be there soon. Don't worry. ”

"Where are the people?" said Zhang Youlian excitedly.

Zhang Qigao shouted excitedly, "The person has been found!

The message was transmitted quickly, and it didn't take long for everyone who was looking in the mountains to get the news.

Zhang Manyin was so excited that he burst into tears, "Great, great." Finally found it. I was finally relieved. ”

Ma Donghua also grinned happily, "I'll just say that Yuanbao will be fine." Great, great!"

Zhang Shunlin was very worried before, and he kept thinking in his heart, what should he do if something happens to the ingots. Zhang Dechun has also been scolding Zhang Shunlin.

"With such a big person, he can't do things at all. You said that you had such a cold day, why didn't you let him into the classroom? Even if you let him stand in the classroom all the time, you wouldn't have made such a big deal come out. ”

When he heard that the person was found, Zhang Shunlin's heart finally fell to the ground, "Thank God." ”

"It's finally in the past, but in the future, you have to use your brain to deal with things. Zhang Dechun was finally relieved. It is impossible to say that he is not worried that the public indicators that his cub has managed to solve will fly again immediately. In addition, it is indeed out of concern for Zhang Yuanbao. After all, it's a folk, and it's not good for anyone to have an accident at home.

Zhang Youping and Hu Xiaoqing couldn't wait for Zhang Yuanbao to walk back by himself, and quickly ran in the direction of Zhang Yuanbao.

Zhang Yuanbao pouted, but he was still a little worried in his heart, for fear that he would be beaten up as soon as he saw his parents. But he didn't dare to turn around and go into the mountains.

"Cub!" Zhang Youlian ran quickly in the snow, ran to Zhang Yuanbao and immediately hugged Zhang Yubao tightly in his arms.

Hu Xiaoqing also rushed forward, and the three of them hugged each other tightly. Zhang Yuanbao also had a sour nose, and cried loudly, "Dad, mother, I thought I wouldn't see you anymore." ”

When Hu Xiaoqing heard Zhang Yuanbao say this, he immediately burst into tears.

Zhang Yuanbao escaped the first day of junior high school, but he did not escape the fifteenth. A few days later, Zhang Youlian and Hu Xiaoqing still took turns to settle the general ledger with him.

"It's called Hua, starting tomorrow, I'm determined to practice God Fighting. I can see that if I don't learn to fight, I will be beaten to death by these two sooner or later. You say that other people's families are patriarchal, but how can my family be reversed? My sister has never been beaten. The delicious food is eaten by my sister first. You see, my ass is getting burning. My dad was fine, so he took a stick and slapped it through his clothes. My mother took off my pants and stabbed her ass with a cedar leaf thorn into a pockmarked face. Where do you think these are the biological parents? I now suspect that I definitely picked it up. My sister is her own. Zhang Yuanbao snorted and cried, and told Zhang Zhaohua what happened to him at home.

"Well deserved. Why didn't you say that your sister has never caused trouble?" Zhang Zhaohua did not sympathize with Zhang Yuanbao at all.

It's really strange, from the next day, Zhang Yuanbao really insisted on getting up early every morning and practicing hard.

Practicing God is not something that can be achieved overnight. Wake up early in the morning, and at sunrise, stand facing the sun, holding the "statue of God" in your hand. The spell paper has an image of a god painted on it. Whoever is invited when the gods fight in the future, the Dharma of the god is drawn on this spell paper. Sincerely calm your mind and visualize the image of the god in your heart. Zhang called Hua to open a sentence of Chrysostom: As long as you suffer a loss, your heart will be spiritual; Meishan sends true magic skills, and the eight generalissimos show their magical powers; although Mr. Jiuhou is drunk, he also knows the east, west, north and south winds.

Zhang Yuanbao wanted to recite the Dharma in his heart: the disciples looked at the blue sky, and the masters were by their side. Eighteen Arhats, Twenty-four Heavens, Supporting Disciples, Teaching Ruler Drags Knife, Drags Knife into Goose Feather, Iron Ruler Turns into Lamp Grass, Roll Stone Turns into Blister, Body Turns into Copper Skin and Iron Bone, Turns into Taishan. He wears twelve iron hats on his head, wears twelve layers of iron armor, three turns of copper leather bag, and three times of iron bag. All the masters, all the generals, help the disciples to send it quickly.

Then the idol in his hand is incinerated and the god is thanked in his heart, and this is the end.

In the evening, when the sun sets, you should also practice and stand towards the setting sun, basically in the same way as in the morning.

After the god beating is practiced, he will continue to practice on the fifteenth day of the first month of the new year, although this god fight seems to be just a kung fu that has been beaten, but it is also like a practice, and the art is endless.

"It's called Hua, how long does it take to practice like this before I can practice this kung fu?

"Then I don't know. Practicing kung fu depends on qualifications. Those with good qualifications practice quickly, and those with bad qualifications practice slowly. So, there is no exact time either. You don't know how to be honest these days, just don't get beaten. Zhang Zhaohua shook her head.

Zhang Yuanbao frowned, "No, I can't pass the final exam, my mother said that I would fight to death." I think I'm dead. ”

The wax moon is coming soon, and the Spring Festival is not far away. Zhang Zhaohua thinks every day when her father and mother will come back. When my father and mother went to Guangdong, they said that they would come back. So Zhang Zhaohua looks forward to the arrival of the wax moon every day.

"How can it be so fast? At least until it is in the twenties, the factory will have a holiday. Then your father and mother will be back. Zhang Youlian smiled and patted Zhang Zhaohua's head.

"More than twenty, then it will take more than twenty days. Originally, the numbers didn't need to be counted at all, but Zhang Zhaohua seemed to be able to confirm them with her fingers.

Zhang Yuanbao has good qualifications, and after practicing for more than ten days, this god's kung fu has indeed improved a lot. The body is also a lot stronger, even if you don't need to fight God, this ability to resist blows is increasing day by day.

"Called flowers, tomorrow Zhang Jingbing's new house will be on the beam, let's go pick up sugar cakes?" Zhang Yuanbao's information is true and well-informed.

The most solemn ceremony of Plum Valley, Shangliang is one of them. Housing is a major event related to the happiness of ordinary people for a lifetime. Living and working in peace and contentment, living in peace contains the most simple meaning, that is, you have to have a good house of your own. Therefore, this beam ceremony is extremely important.

For the little kids, it doesn't matter what the beam is, the important thing is that when the beam is up, the host will sprinkle some candy, glutinous rice, meat, etc., of course, melon seeds are indispensable, and all kinds of food have symbolic meaning. Of course, in the hearts of little children, eating is the most significant.

Zhang Jingbing's house was seen at 7:08 in the morning. It just so happens that the kids don't have to delay school.

Zhang Yuanbao completed the cultivation of Shenda, and rode a bicycle with Zhang Zhaohua to the new house of Zhang Jingbing's house.

There were many people from the village, young and old, men and women.

The master carpenter who presided over the beam ceremony was naturally the master carpenter, and the carpenter invited by Zhang Jingbing's family was Zhang Jiwang, and the beam ceremony of his family was naturally Zhang Jiwang and a plasterer.

According to the custom of Meiziao, this beam tree cannot be cut from one's own mountain, but temporarily "steals" from other people's forests. I don't know that the idiom of stealing beams and changing pillars comes from this allusion. Of course, to steal someone's beam tree, you have to leave a red envelope on the stump, and then set off a firecracker to tell the owner's house. Otherwise, people will be scolded for being ugly, and this beam tree is also unlucky. The host will not catch this group of thieves who steal Liang Shu, and go to put away the red envelopes with a smile. Every family has to build a new house, they have to put on beams, and they have to steal beams and trees. No one will quarrel over stealing beams and trees, because this is the rule of Plum Valley.

Zhang Jiwang removed the bark of the beam tree, and then planed it into a square beam. This side of the work, but also the same singing. The surrounding crowd mainly came to see the carpenter's performance, and of course, the bulk grain and rice were also an aspect.

"The small flower buds are peonies, easy to see and difficult to do, the craftsman is not made by the immortals, Zhang Ban Luban passed down. Where does the wood come from, and the forest on the top of the south mountain ......"

This Jiwang is not simple, it is sung in a low tone, and it is very good. And the meaning in this is profound, and it is most in line with the taste of the people around you.

"It's still Zhang Jiwang, the master, who is very powerful, and singing this ceremony is really exciting. ”

"Yes, a good handicraft is not a craftsman, at best a carpenter. knows how to sing this Shangliang song, this is the carpenter. ”

"Today's young people are afraid that no one will be able to learn all the skills of the older generation. I knew that I was shouting to go to Guangdong to work. Can Guangdong really drop gold?"

"We now have two people in Meizitang and two people in Zhang Shicai. There will be more people going out next year. After that, no one planted this field. I don't believe it, in the future, all the big guys will go out to work, and if they don't plant this field, what will they eat? )