Chapter 63: Be careful Lao Tzu nourishes your face
After the huge green figure stood up from the big pit, he put Lin Leyu and the others on the ground, and then disappeared.
Looking at this scene, the bare-bottomed baby was a little surprised and said, "Incarnate outside the body! Isn't this exclusive to saints? Could this be a saint? But the breath is not like it!"
Each saint has a unique exclusive aura, which is given by the rules of his own realm avenue, which cannot be disguised or changed, so it can be sensed at once.
The bare-bottomed baby's expression changed from dumb to confused, and he could be sure that the huge green figure that disappeared in front of him was an out-of-body avatar, not a monk's Dao doppelganger, because only an out-of-body avatar had all the abilities of the body.
And the Dao art clone can only inherit the ability of the ontology Issei at most.
That's why the huge figure was able to protect these people under the attack of the lightning spear.
But in this way, the problem is big, the other party is not a saint, but he has an external incarnation, which is definitely something that has never appeared.
Just as the bare-bottomed baby was wondering, an emerald green willow branch flew out of the pit and stopped in front of him and the bone.
Then I saw two young shoots at the end of the emerald green willow branch, followed by a crisp click, and then the emerald green willow branch rushed into the sky.
By the time he could react, the emerald green willow branches had disappeared.
At the same time, Daoichi and the five True Monarchs opened their eyes, and then they saw the bare-ass baby and hand bones floating in the air.
Immediately, the five of them were stunned, they knew the bones, but what happened to this bare-ass baby? And the "Extreme Ink Saint" went? Could it be that he was killed by the thunder spear, and the explosion just came too suddenly, and they didn't see what happened behind it.
Puzzled and puzzled, the five of them just looked at the bare-bottomed baby.
And the bare-bottomed baby didn't pay attention to the five people, just staring at the place where the emerald green willow branches disappeared in a daze, still thinking about the incarnation outside his body.
At this moment, Lin Leyu in the back also opened his eyes, only to see that his eyes were the same as before, first at a loss, and then gradually regained clarity.
Lin Leyu, who recovered, first looked around, and then looked at the bare-bottomed baby who was thinking in the air, and then his face was full of question marks.
"What's going on here, how can there's a big pit here? There's a bare-bottomed baby floating in the air?"
"But why don't I have any impressions! Is it really something wrong with my brain?"
Lin Leyu raised his hand and knocked on his head, looking distressed.
At this time, Wu Yingying and the soy sauce behind him also woke up one after another.
....
The bare-bottomed baby finally didn't figure out the reason, shook his head, and then turned to face the five true monarchs and the others.
Then he raised his immature little hand, coughed pretendly, and said with an old-fashioned face: "Since you all woke up, then ask if you want to know anything! Uncle Ben's time is very precious." ”
After finishing speaking, the bare-bottomed baby put Liu Erzhu and Wang Cuihua aside, and then spread his feet slightly, his hands behind his back, his head slightly raised, his eyes half-narrowed, and he looked like a peerless master.
Especially when a breeze blew, a few milk feathers on his head and between his two legs, a small bird the size of a fingertip swayed slightly with the wind, which was even more domineering.
The bare-bottomed baby is domineering, but the lowly people are even more confused.
"What's the situation?"
"Has the Meng Po soup in the underworld expired? Why does a newborn baby talk so wildly and so obscenely?"
"Or are they all brains blown up by the explosion just now, and they are hallucinating?"
Everyone was silent, not because they didn't want to say it, but because they didn't know what to say.
A newborn baby, standing bare-bottomed on top of your head, swaying something that shouldn't be dangling, and although the voice is milky, but it is full of obscenity. And he also looks like Lao Tzu is the best in the world, which makes people feel a little uncomfortable in addition to being frightened.
The bare-bottomed baby waited for a long time, and found that no one asked him questions, and he was suddenly a little puzzled, and then opened his eyes and looked down.
What does this group of people mean by looking at him like fools?
Although he is a wisp of remnant soul that has been sealed by the saint for thousands of years, many things have been forgotten, and even his name and identity are unknown.
But he is also a senior in the New Saint Period, and if he can give him the opportunity to ask questions, he has already given a lot of face, but this group of people is stupid and doesn't know how to cherish it!
As soon as he thought of this, the bare-ass baby became even more angry, and he couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "If it weren't for the oath in front of the two old ghosts, Jimo and Bai Xiaosheng, Lao Tzu wouldn't be willing to say a word to these fools!"
Muttering, the bare-bottomed baby looked down at Dao Yi and the others, and then said with an unhappy face: "Alas, fools below, did you hear what Uncle Ben just said, if you have any questions, hurry up and ask, don't stand stupidly, you can meet me as your creation, you know?"
Before the bare-bottomed babies finished speaking, there was already an uproar, especially the soy saucers who had just woken up! They rolled up their sleeves and were ready to teach a lesson, this unbelievable baby.
Compared with the soy sauces, the expressions of the five true monarchs were a little solemn, because they saw in the bare-bottomed babies a kind of Taoist technique that had disappeared in the cultivation realm, and they took away.
Taking away an extremely evil Dao technique harms others and oneself, which is not only extremely strict on the user's cultivation, but also has extremely serious sequelae.
Once cast, although the user can get a chance to live, his path of cultivation will be cut off, and his cultivation will not be able to increase by a single point. And every year, they will be bombarded by the Heavenly Dao Thunder Tribulation.
Because people die, the lights go out, and flowers bloom and fall, it is the eternal reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao, and no one and nothing can disobey and deceive, not even monks.
Therefore, thousands of years ago, the Dao technique of seizing the sacrifice disappeared, and now there are very few people who understand it, even the five of them have only heard of it, but they don't know how to use it.
And the person in front of him understands the performance, combined with the previous ones, Dao Yi and Wu people have a general outline of this person who has taken away.
At least a thousand years ago, and for some reason it was sealed in the incense world, and this person is likely to be an evil person.
Thinking of this, Dao Yi Zhenjun and the other four glanced at each other, and then bowed his hand slightly, and said in a low and lukewarm voice: "I don't know where Friend is, what do you want us to ask?"
Seeing Daoyi's attitude so cold, the bare-ass baby suddenly became a little angry, are the current juniors so impolite? Seeing a senior like him, don't say bow and salute, but at least the attitude is a little respectful!
But what is the attitude of these people in front of him, the more the bare-bottomed baby thinks about it, the more angry he becomes, and he wants to turn around and leave, but when he thinks of what the Extreme Ink Saint and Bai Xiaosheng said to him, he immediately suppressed his anger, and said in an extremely impatient tone: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to go around in circles with you fools, the Extreme Ink Saint and Bai Xiaosheng asked me to bring you a few words!"
Speaking of this, the bare-bottomed baby paused, and when he saw that everyone was attracted by his words, he nodded with satisfaction, and his heart was proud.
It was at this moment that he felt his authority as a senior senior.
After coughing twice, the bare-bottomed baby said very arrogantly: "You don't need to know who Uncle Ben is, you can hear me clearly what I said next.......... ”
Just as the bare-bottomed baby was about to get to the point, a dark shadow suddenly appeared behind him.
Before everyone could react, the black shadow picked up the bare-bottomed baby, and then heard a sound of exhaustion.
"Jimo-sama, you're finally back!"
The bare-bottomed baby was first frightened by this sudden hug, and then reacted immediately, his face turned black at the moment, and he shouted: "You old immortal, let go of Uncle Ben quickly, Lao Tzu must be the old ghost of Jimo"
In the middle of drinking, the bare-bottomed baby struggled desperately, trying to break free, but the hands of the person holding him were like iron hoops, and no matter how he struggled, he couldn't do anything.
Daoyi, Lin Leyu and the other soy saucers behind were also stunned by this sudden incident.
I saw a tattered old man in the air, with a black body, holding the bare-bottomed baby tightly, with a happy face.
"Yin Yang Venerable?" someone exclaimed.
Everyone took a closer look and found that this black old man was really the Yin Yang Venerable who was hit by the energy wave before, but his current appearance was a bit miserable, and he really couldn't see it for a while.
In the amazed gaze of everyone, the bare-bottomed baby struggled several times in a row, but each time it ended in failure.
"Old man, are you sick, I'm not the old immortal of Jimo, you see that he used to seal my brand. After the defeat, the bare-bottomed baby turned his head to look at the Yin Yang Venerable and scolded angrily.
But the Yin and Yang Venerable was like he hadn't heard it, just a happy smile on his face.
"Yes, yes, you brought it on yourself, but don't blame me for being rude. ”
The bare-bottomed baby put down the harsh words, and then shouted at the hand bone next to him, "Don't look at it, come and help." ”
Hearing the voice, he slowly flew to the two of them with Tianyunzi in his hand, and then a ray of light flashed from it, pointing at the Yin Yang Venerable's body.
Immediately, the Yin Yang Venerable was bounced away.
The bare-bottomed baby was also out of control in an instant, turned around and flew in front of the Yin Yang Venerable, and then slowly raised his immature little hand.
Seeing a scene, the figures of the five True Monarchs below instantly rose to the sky, wanting to save the Yin Yang Venerable.
But as soon as they took off, they stopped again, because a frozen-hearted scene had happened.
I saw that the raised hand of the bare-butted baby did not fall, but a stream of liquid flowed out between his legs, just grazing the Yin Yang Venerable and falling from the sky.
This is .........! Is this pee?
The Yin and Yang Venerable was stunned, the Five True Monarchs were stunned, and Lin Leyu and the others below were also stunned.
All of them looked at the scene with their mouths half-open, their eyes wide open, and they were stunned.
Why do things always go their way to unexpected endings?
If no one is next to the bare-bottomed baby, he will pee on your head if no one is finished, and he will be slightly warned: "Next time I recognize Lao Tzu as an old ghost, I will pee on your head." ”
After saying that, he turned his head to look at the crowd again, and found that all of them were looking at him with an incredulous gaze, especially in the crowd below, another young man, with a smile on his face, as if he was laughing at him.
Suddenly he was furious, and said angrily: "Are you going to force me to be mad and make you look good!"
Hearing this, the Five True Monarchs in the air quickly returned to their original positions.
Hooligans are not scary, shameless hooligans are scary!