Chapter 462, to the Wood Spirit Root Pig Ring (1)
Chapter 462, to the Wood Spirit Root Pig Ring (1)
The man was not very old, not very tall. He was born with big shoulders and a round waist, a black face and a big head. The good and dignified Taoist children's clothes were stunned by him to wear a tight gown, and his big round eyes narrowed into a slit when he saw a beautiful woman. Walking is like ramming to the ground, and the sound of talking urns is angry. If you don't drink wine, you won't be happy, if you don't eat meat, you won't die, you only know how to pant when you see money, and you don't suck when you see a girl!
Who is this fat boy? Seeing this obscene appearance, Li Yunlong was a little unhappy, turned around slightly, and asked:
"Senior Brother Chengzhen, who is this?"
Sima Chengzhen stepped forward and introduced:
"He is my master's new personal disciple, Zhimu Linggen Pig Xiaojie. Senior Brother Xiaojie, this is our senior brother Li Yunlong. ”
"Oh, big brother, I'm glad to be there!"
As soon as he heard the words "Zhimu Linggen", Zhu Xiaojie was very proud, and his smile became more and more bright. He stretched out his hand and shook Li Yunlong gently, then walked towards the two beauties again, and said as he walked:
"I don't know who these two young ladies are......"
Li Yunlong was displeased, shook his body in front of the pig Xiaojie, the corners of his mouth curled, and he reached out and patted the pig Xiaojie on the shoulder and said:
"Senior Brother Xiaojie, they are ......"
With the third shot, Li Yunlong said three words, "My daughter-in-law!"
Listening to the sound of "......", Zhu Xiaojie was softly electrocuted, fell to the ground, and there was a faint smell of roast pig in the air.
"Oh! I'm sorry, junior brother, are you okay? I will always hurt my own people by mistake with this passive skill in three clicks! Senior brother, come on, come on, I'll pat the dust for you......"
"Don't!"
The pig Xiaojie got up from the ground with a bone, his eyes widened, he waved his hand again and again, and cried:
"Senior brother, I was wrong! Before I came out just now, my ancestor told me to see a ghost and worry about Li Yun...... No, no, no, be careful when you see your brother. When I came out, I saw my two sisters...... My sister-in-law is so beautiful, I forgot about ......."
What the hell is this old king saying bad things about me again! I still have to walk so far to see him! Oh, playing chess with the god Yuan Shoucheng? It just so happens that I also have something to ask that old man Yuan.
Li Yunlong walked towards the thousand-yuan temple, where did Zhu Xiaojie dare to stop him? obediently followed behind those people and walked towards the temple. He was really honest with Li Yunlong, and he didn't even dare to look at the backs of the two "sisters-in-law".
When I entered the wing room next to the main hall, I saw the two old men playing chess. The two are divided into black and white, flying elephants and horses, and the killing is inseparable. Li Yunlong had the patience to wait, so he stepped forward and gave a random salute, stretched out his hand to grab the "veteran" of Wang Xuanlan, the fourth elder of Taishang, put it down, walked a few steps in a row, and said randomly:
"The Tang King is driving in person, and the momentum is like a rainbow! I will eat and eat!"
The four elders of Taishang didn't guard against it for a while, and they took root, but their thinking was still in chess, and they saw that their "general" was out of battle alone, caught in a heavy siege, and there was no life or death. The old man panicked and stammered:
"Eat, eat, eat...... Eat your head! You put my veteran in the nine-square grid opposite, can you have good fruit to eat?"
Li Yunlong laughed, took out a bag of desserts, put it on the table and untied the string, two layers of eight pieces, round as the moon, white as snow. Li Yunlong was neither big nor small, picked up a piece and stuffed it into the mouth of the old man who was still angry, and said with a smile:
"There's no good fruit to eat, so how about trying this snack?"
Only then did Wang Xuanlan come back to his senses, and when he bit it gently, he only felt that the dim sum was soft and sweet, and it melted in his mouth, which was simply a supreme delicacy. Li Yunlong was very well-behaved, and he stuffed a piece into the mouth of the god Yuan Shoucheng, and said with a smile:
"Old man, after eating my dessert, you will talk as sweet as honey in the future, if you cheat more money, you can have my share!"
Yuan Shoucheng, the god of God, stretched out his hand and poked the thief's head, shook his head and smiled, and carefully pinched the snack on the side of his mouth with his hand, and after eating, he was also full of praise.
After Mr. Yuan finished his snack, Li Yunlong asked:
"Didn't Gu Zhenren come back with you? Why didn't you see him? By the way, what about the Dragon Prince Ao Chen, the Dragon Maiden Aoshuang and those two demons?"
The god Yuan Shoucheng shook his head and said with a smile:
"The insect is the long life! It's about the Buddha mosquito, and the Gu Zhenren doesn't know where to run as soon as he returns to Maoshan. In desperation, I wandered among the peaks of Maoshan Mountain, taking advantage of the large number of people in Maoshan at the spiritual examination conference, and I also made a lot of hexagram money. This morning, I pinched my fingers and counted, Brother Qianyuanguan Wang Dao has sweetness to eat here, so I came with a shy face, hahaha......"
That Wang Xuanlan also smiled, stretched out his hand to get back his veteran, and said:
"If you eat my snacks, let me regret one move. Besides, Fang is Li Yunlong making trouble, how can a veteran take a few steps past his pawn? Could it be that it can't fly when it cultivates into an immortal?"
"Smack!"
Yuan Shoucheng, the god minister, slapped Wang Xuanlan's hand away and said with a smile:
"Even if Li Yunlong doesn't come, you will lose this game of chess! What's the use of regretting this move? Have you ever won a game this day? If you don't play, you can't play, hmm...... It was a good refreshment......"
"Smack!"
Yuan Shoucheng, the god of God, stretched out his hand to get a piece of dim sum, but was slapped away by Wang Xuanlan, who was annoyed and angry, and the four elders of Taishang, who had always been steady, blushed this time, and said angrily:
"Don't eat it yet! You old liar, you still pinch your fingers and count that I have a sweet bite to eat? You can do the math again, and I won't let you eat it!"
Yuan Shoucheng, the god of God, stroked his beard and said with a smile:
"Brother Dao, if you don't give me snacks, I'm afraid that you will have a bloody disaster today. ”
"Bloodlight disaster?hahahaha...... God's appearance, God's appearance, it is useless to be abducted and deceived, and he has changed to an alarmist and intimidating routine. I really won't let you eat snacks today, but I want to see what kind of blood and light disasters there are!"
The fourth elder of Taishang, Wang Xuanlan, lost a day in chess, so he wanted to find some face in other aspects to come back. Seeing that it is getting late, this day will soon pass, what can be the bloody disaster?
If you don't save me some face in front of so many juniors, you won't be able to complain about me tearing down your platform! Wang Xuanlan opened his mouth and said:
"Zhu Xiaojie, wrap these snacks first, and then go back and distribute them to the disciples in the Guannei to eat. Li Yunlong, you put away this fortune-telling hexagram flag, and instruct your disciples to cut vegetables without a knife at Qianyuanguan tonight, not to light a fire to cook, and not to light a lamp to recite scriptures. ”
"Sima Chengzhen, order the disciples to close the gate, and double the disciples on duty at night!"
"I'm here to see! What else is the disaster of blood and light! Fortune teller! Tomorrow I will add four words to your hexagram banner and change it to 'King Wen's gossip has not been learned, and Ziwei Dou is not refined'! Hahahaha......"
The god Yuan Shoucheng shook his head, smiled silently, and his feelings were forced to be calm.
Oh, this time there is a good show to watch! Qianyuanguan has a room, Li Yunlong asked the juniors and disciples to clear out two rooms, Tu Shanyu and Kong Yixing live in one, and the other is the god Yuan Shoucheng and Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen live together.
Li Yunlong secretly made up his mind, old gentleman, old man, I just don't sleep all night, and I have to keep an eye on you! As long as there are no accidents, I will ensure that there are a few more words on your hexagram banner tomorrow!
When I saw that it was almost time, I suddenly heard a miserable scream coming from the room of the fourth elder Taishang:
"Oops...... I'm hungry......"
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