Chapter 668: The Taste of Sadness
"Woman, woman spare your life!"
"You come out!"
"No, it's a puppy!"
"If you don't come out, okay, I'll tear down this house together, and you'll stay in it for the rest of your life!"
Chun Thirty Niang was about to fight, and when the Supreme Jade under the table heard this, she hurriedly rolled out, losing her smile, looking how cheap she was, and even Chen Yi rolled her eyes.
"It turns out that you have a wife!"
At this time, a faint sigh sounded in the ears of the Supreme Jade, and the Supreme Jade suddenly turned around, and when he saw Duan Xiao's resentful little eyes, he felt a pain in his heart, and instinctively replied.
"Not married yet!"
"It's over!"
Before he finished speaking, a flash of lightning flashed in the Supreme Jade's mind, and his body also turned into a flash of light, smashing through the earthen wall, smashing the old trees in the courtyard, and flying sideways, and finally what crossed his line of sight was a touch of peach.
"Little girl, there are some things that you can say, and some things that you can't say, didn't your adults teach you?"
Spring Thirty Niang forced her eyes to come, her breath was cold, bluffing Chen Yi's face pale, and the second master snorted, and rolled away in an instant.
"Old aunt, this girl is innocent and romantic, she can say it if she wants to, and do it if she wants to, you should keep this kind of teaching!"
Duan Xiaoxiao was-for-tat, unrelenting, and made Chun Thirty Niang's palms tremble with anger.
"Old ...... Nun...... Mother?"
She said word by word, gritting her teeth with hatred, and the next moment, the pink flying sleeves flung over, and with a bang, a sword light poked out, faster than the electric switch, and landed a little flying star.
"The flying ring is uncertain!"
Duan Xiaoxiao's subordinates were not slow, or, they were also thinking about making a move, they shouted loudly, and threw out the flying ring of their wrists, and the flying rings were simplified into complex, and they were connected, like a big net, and suddenly they fell down, and the sword light of Chun Thirty Niang touched tens of millions of sparks.
"What a little girl, she's really treacherous!"
"You old aunt, scheming like the sea, which man dares to ask you?"
The two of them struck each other with sharp lips, both sharp and sneering, and Chen Yi's teeth were sour.
"Brother, your wife?"
At this time, a slap slapped on Chen Yi's shoulder, and when he looked back, it was the Supreme Jade that was "beaten" out, although it was still cross-eyed, but it lost the arrogance just now.
"The helper is very skilled!" Chen Yi looked left and right to say something else.
"In the past three days, you have been beaten at both ends, and you will get used to it!" Supreme Jade was full of vicissitudes of life, and he could look back on the past, but no matter how he sounded, there was a sense of sting, and he asked: "Brother, you haven't answered my question yet?"
"What, what?" Chen Yi stumbled, and he couldn't speak.
"Know, know, the little two are angry, pull a more handsome person to compare, this is common!"
Supreme Jade looked like I was from here, and I had already seen through it, so after playing with you, Chen Yi suddenly didn't know what to say.
In other words, does he need to keep hinting that he is good?
I've never seen someone with such thick skin!
Uh, no, shouldn't it be the first time to deny the Supreme Jade problem?
"It's just that sometimes you have to take the initiative, otherwise, the women will change the way to tell you to take the initiative!"
Supreme Jade nodded at Chen Yi as a "person who came over", and held back what Chen Yi was going to deny, with a strange look on his face.
"The previous performance of the helper was also to turn the passive into the active, but the helper's behavior can't be seen as active?"
Chen Yi was still a little unconvinced, meaning something, Supreme Jade pretended to be calm, and said with a smile: "You are still too young, many things can not be seen on the surface, and the initiative can also be hidden under the appearance, young man, you still have a lot to learn! Hahaha, hahaha!"
But the more he laughs, the less confident he is!
Obviously, there is something weak in the heart!
And when they were talking, Duan Xiaoxiao and Chun Sanniang had already divided the winner, or rather, the two fought each other, just to take the initiative in the next conversation, but they didn't reveal murderous intentions.
"My sister has good skills, much better than many stinky men!"
"My sister is superb in martial arts, especially the trick just now!" she made a throwing gesture, obviously aimed at a certain gang leader, and said: "It seems to be heavy and light, the strength is crisp and neat, and it hurts the wall but does not hurt people, which really makes my sister admire!"
Yes, they will become intimate sisters again, and I don't know who just now was a little girl, and an old aunt squirted.
Chen Yi's expression was helpless, and Supreme Jade was still calm, but after all, it was always good to be able to sit down and negotiate, how bad violence was, although violence could solve most things, it couldn't solve everything.
"A Buddha statue of 1,300 zhang?" Chun Thirty Niang raised her slender eyebrows, and her eyes flashed slightly.
"What advice does my sister have?" Duan Xiaoxiao saw that there was a play, and climbed up the pole.
"I don't dare to say that on my Wuxing Mountain, there are no Buddha statues with a height of 1,300 zhang and a width of 250 zhang, but there are still Buddha statues with a height of one minute and three centimeters and a width of two centimeters and five millimeters. ”
The appearance of Chun Thirty Niang is like a posture of dominating all the Five Elements Mountain, but I don't know what kind of expression the Supreme Jade who is a smiling beautiful man on the side has in his heart.
"One cent, three cents?" Duan Xiaoxiao and Chen Yi's eyes widened.
"That's right, it's three cents!" Chun Thirty Niang affirmed, pointing her finger at the Supreme Jade.
......
"It's really only a cent!
In another quiet room, Duan Xiaoxiao and the two looked at the miniature carvings placed in front of them, but they were the size of rice grains, but they were lifelike, and then looked at a certain gang leader with thick eyebrows and beards, and couldn't believe it.
"Can't I have a hobby?"
Supreme Jade shrugged his shoulders and made an innocent look, and the two of them were stunned.
That's right, who stipulates that bandits can't have hobbies? Can't even deprive each other of the last bit of fun, although bandits have no human rights, but also, too inhumane!
It's just that they really can't imagine that the Supreme Jade has a rough appearance, it is actually thick and fine, it can pick up a knife to cut people on the field, and it can calm down and ponder the micro-carving in his spare time, and the depth of his skills is comparable to that of a master, and he is simply a character of Yunwen and Yunwu.
With such a great talent, why didn't you take the top exam in the first place?
What's more, he's a cross-eyed, cross-eyed, cross-eyed.
The key thing can be said three times, the Supreme Jade Dou Cross Eye can be deeply refined with micro carving skills, if his eyesight is good, it is not against the sky.
"This Buddha statue is one minute and three centimeters high, two centimeters and five millimeters wide, one palm points to the sky, one palm points to the ground, except for the slight difference in size and yours, the others are exactly the same! This gang leader dares to guarantee that in the five-finger mountain realm, except for this Buddha statue, you can't find a second one!"
Of course, it's the clarification that he carved the Buddha statue is the real point!
"It's exactly the same, it's more than a fraction!" the two complained in their hearts, but asked, "What about Wuzhi Mountain?"
"Eh, you know that, this is what the gang leader carved last night. ”
The supreme jade face looked surprised, and with a flick of his fingers, a "small" mountain the size of a soybean suddenly fell on the table, the mountain was divided into five fingers, the height was staggered, and it was very exquisite, just like a five-finger mountain.
Supreme Jade sighed and sighed: "In other words, it was a moonless and windless night, the long night was silent, without the bleak wind and bitter rain as a companion, the gang leader had no intention of sleeping, tossing and turning, I always felt that something was missing, just saw a corner of the unevenness on the table, this gang leader thought to himself, you can't sleep like a little one, okay, let's talk, use my knife to chat, so, there is her!"
Supreme Jade pointed to "Five Finger Mountain" and said, "I named her - Five Finger Mountain!"
Note that he is definitely using her here, not it, although the two have the same pronunciation, Duan Xiaoxiao and Chen Yi dare to swear that they are absolutely not mistaken.
Yes, just watch, not listen!
Seeing that the Supreme Jade said more and more expressions, the more they were infatuated, and seeing that the face of the Thirty Niang of the Spring was getting darker and darker, the two dared to swear with the beard of the Supreme Jade that they would never be wrong.
"Helper, this has nothing to do with the Five Finger Mountain we are looking for!" Duan Xiaoxiao hurriedly interrupted Supreme Jade's expression and pointed out another question.
Even if the Five Finger Mountain of the Supreme Treasure is also called the Five Finger Mountain, but at most, it is just the same name and surname, and there are many people with the same name and surname in this world, and they will not all be one person.
"Originally, it didn't matter, but after the gang leader reserved a place for this Buddha statue on Wuzhi Mountain, they had a relationship!"
The Supreme Treasure sighed, picked up the Buddha statue with a grain of rice, and gently put it towards Wuzhi Mountain, where there was a dent in the palm of Wuzhi Mountain, and it seemed that the Buddha statue lying on the side could be stuck there.
"You know, we are engaged in miniature carving art, but we pay attention to following the texture, becoming natural, there is a bottom line, and the concept of miniature carving for the sake of miniature carving is not something an artist like me would do......
"Don't!"
Supreme Jade was not without complacency, trying to show off his ideas, Duan Xiaoxiao and a few people suddenly spoke, Supreme Jade moved, but a suction force suddenly came, pulling his palm over.
Click!
The Buddha statue is just stuck in the five-finger mountain, there is a light sound, the three of them are discolored, a vast and magnificent qi has been revealed from the miniature carving, the void space but there is a shallow Buddha voice, shocking people's minds, as if, listening to the law in front of the Leiyin Temple, Chen Yi's face, it reflects a burst of pious brilliance.
"This time, I believe it has something to do with it!"
The two looked at each other and smiled bitterly, but their bodies were pulled and flew up, getting smaller and smaller, and flew towards Wuzhi Mountain.
"Don't pull me, don't pull me, I'm innocent!"
Before the two of them, there was already a supreme jade ghost crying wolf, which was pulled into a noodle shape, twisted and changed, and was instantly sucked in.
"You're innocent, who is innocent, you're not innocent!" Duan Xiaoxiao was so hateful that his eyes darkened, and he was also pulled in.
"Hmph, Master Buddha, your hands are too long, you dare to reach out to this realm!"
Outside of the three of them, only Chun Thirty Years resisted this inexplicable suction, and when he saw the three of them disappear, his expression suddenly turned cold, and he turned into a red light and flew in on his own initiative.
"Helper, eat noodles!"
At this time, the second master pushed in with four bowls of Yangchun noodles, looked at the empty house, and said in surprise: "Strange, they went out for a walk, it's so interesting!"
But no matter how you listen to it, there is a smell of sadness......