Chapter Seventy-Seven: Ghost Father and Ghost Mother
Spring is infinitely good, but it's just near dusk......
Du Feng, who once doubted his ability, would envy his ability as long as a man was nourished by the super tonic pill.
"Oops......" Seeing that the phone was full of missed prompts from Sophie, Du Feng hurriedly urged Yang Jinxuan to tidy up her clothes and hurriedly rushed to the direction of Shushan with her sword.
On the sword, holding Yang Jinxuan, who was like a little bird, Du Feng couldn't help but sigh: Juyoucheng doesn't deceive me, there is really nothing difficult to coax a woman, it's just a matter of one shot? If one shot doesn't work, two shots......
Arrived at the Shushan Mountain Gate, the sky had already darkened, Du Feng, who was holding Yang Jinxuan, had just landed, and Xiao Yijun, who was looking left and right in front of the Shushan Mountain Gate, greeted him and bowed respectfully to Yang Jinxuan: "Hello sister-in-law!"
Then he sent a message to Du Feng: "Boss, you can count on it, there has been an outbreak over there!"
"Uh......" When Du Feng heard this, he hurriedly covered his stomach and said with an embarrassed face: "*, where is your Shushan bathroom?"
"Bathroom?" Xiao Yijun was stunned, and Du Feng's voice sounded in his mind, "Take me to see Sophie!"
"Oh......" Xiao Yijun understood, and hurriedly said: "Sister-in-law, you go around first, I'll take the boss to the bathroom first!"
"Go, go, go!" Yang Jinxuan waved her hand indifferently and allowed Du Feng's to escape.
"You go and stabilize over there, I'll take care of this side!" When Xiao Yijun brought Du Feng to where Sophie was, Du Feng transmitted Xiao Yijun to assign tasks.
"Yes!" Xiao Yijun turned around and left when he heard this. A playful smile appeared on Du Feng's face: "Feifei, have you waited for a long time?"
"You've been pulling for a long time, and you don't ......answer the phone for most of the day," Sophie said angrily and angrily.
"In order to create a good excretion environment, I turned my phone to silent......" Du Feng said nonsense. It's just that the mobile phone ringtone suddenly rang at a high decibel level, which made Du Feng a little embarrassed.
"This is what you mean by mute?" Sophie squinted at Du Feng and said coldly.
"The ...... who just transferred over" Du Feng explained and took out his mobile phone to see that it was Tang Youyou's call, and when he turned on Sophie's hearing range, Tang Youyou's somewhat angry voice came from the phone: "Didn't you take what I said to heart?"
"How can there be?" I'm dressing up, I'll be there in a while, I'll be there in a while, I'll be there in a while......" Du Feng suddenly hung up the phone, and in the face of Sophie's questioning eyes, Du Feng suddenly covered his stomach, "Ouch, my stomach hurts again, Fei Fei, you go around with your brother and daughter-in-law first, and I'll come when I go!"
After saying that, Du Feng quickly disappeared from Sophie's sight, came to the gate of Shushan Mountain, beckoned the Taoist boy who was guarding the formation of the mountain gate to open the formation, and hurriedly pulled a flower born under the abundant spiritual energy and hurriedly stepped on the sword.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang, so that Tang Youyou in the kitchen stopped being busy and opened the door, only to see Du Feng, who was holding a flower in his mouth, leaning against the door frame and posing in a very sassy posture.
Tang Youyou sneered and said, "Don't come in yet?"
"Order!" Du Feng hurriedly stepped into the door, and suddenly a burst of yin qi hit, Du Feng frowned, and saw a pair of men and women in police uniforms on the sofa in the room looking at him with a smile.
"You sit down for a while!" Tang Youyou, who didn't care about the change in Du Feng's expression at all, beckoned Du Feng to sit down and went into the kitchen to get busy.
"Father-in-law and mother-in-law are good!" Du Feng smiled and looked at the girl.
"Du Feng, who are you talking to?" asked Tang Youyou in the kitchen.
"I'll say hello to my father-in-law and mother-in-law!" Du Feng replied.
"Nerves!" Tang Youyou continued to be busy, ignoring Du Feng no longer bother.
Suddenly, the appearance of the man and woman became quite infiltrating, and a hole in the woman's forehead that kept bleeding appeared, and the man's whole body was full of bloody holes!
"That, father-in-law, mother-in-law, what do you want to express?" Du Feng asked with some embarrassment. But what answered Du Feng was the teeth and claws of men and women after glancing at each other.
Du Feng was puzzled: "Uh...... Are my parents-in-law trying to tell me to dance?"
"He doesn't seem to be afraid of us...... "The woman gestured to the man with a look.
"Then come and be fierce!" the man conveyed with his eyes.
"What's the situation with this father-in-law and mother-in-law? Could it be that you are too excited to see me and want to hug me?" Seeing this, Du Feng said in his heart, and hurriedly opened his arms to meet him, hugging the men and women who rushed in.
The man and woman were stunned, and they looked at each other in disbelief and hurriedly broke free from Du Feng's embrace: "Stinky boy, you let go of me!"
"I'll go, I thought you wouldn't be able to speak......" Du Feng, who let go of the men and women, was a little depressed.
"Boy, I warn you, stay away from my daughter!" the man threatened.
"Why? Are you not happy to have such an excellent young man as my son-in-law?" Du Feng was stunned.
"You're a good fart!I'm happy to blame the flowery man who messes around with flowers and grass!" the man said angrily.
"Father-in-law, it doesn't matter if you are happy or not, your daughter is willing!" Du Feng said indifferently.
"You ......" the man was exhausted, yes, does it matter if he is happy or not? It doesn't matter! But that's my daughter, who can watch his daughter with that kind of half-hearted man? Those women who appear in the daughter's diary one after another, are they unbearable, think, the man goes into the kitchen.
Tang Youyou, who was chopping vegetables, suddenly seemed to have been snatched away from the kitchen knife in his hand, Tang Youyou suddenly took a look, only to see the kitchen knife fly out of the kitchen out of thin air, and the surprised Tang Youyou reacted and chased it out, only to see Du Feng dodging the chopping of the kitchen knife, and said in his mouth: "Father-in-law, I will fight back if you come again......"
Tang Youyou looked around the home where there were only Du Feng and himself, and then thought of Du Feng's identity as a cultivator told him, and then he was relieved: "Du Feng, stop playing, give me back the knife!"
"I didn't play ......" The depressed Du Feng wanted to explain, but after thinking about it, the explanation might as well be more practical!
The figures of men and women suddenly appeared in Tang Youyou's sight, and Tang Youyou blurted out: "Dad, Mom?"
When the man and woman heard this, their faces changed sharply, and they hurriedly returned to the appearance of Du Feng when he just entered the house, and whispered to Tang Youyou with an embarrassed smile:
Woman: "It's all your fault, why are you so impulsive......"
Man: "I was just thinking about killing this kid......
"You ...... Are you really back?" Tang Youyou said with some disbelief.
Both men and women nodded, and Du Feng pouted and revealed: "What's back, they've been doing all along?"
Under Tang Youyou's questioning eyes, men and women looked at each other and lowered their heads like children who had done something wrong.
"No wonder the shoes I throw away every night are neatly stacked in the morning, the clothes I change from the morning in a hurry are neatly hung in the closet at night, and my boiling kettle is always warm ......" Tang Youyou said, tears sliding down, "I thought it was because I had a bad memory and forgot the things I did......"
"But you've always been there, why don't you want to come out......" Tang Youyou knelt on the ground and hissed.
"Daughter......" The man and woman hurriedly stepped forward, and the woman said: "It's not that parents don't want to appear, it's just ......"
"Yin Cha remembered that the two of us died in justice, and you were in infancy at that time, so you specially allowed us to stay in the yang world and accompany you in the house for thirty years, and laid out a formation so that we could not show up!" The man answered and looked at Du Feng: "If it weren't for this kid, you would never have been able to see us in your dreams!"
"As the saying goes, the king of Hades wants you to die for the third watch, and he won't keep you for the fifth watch, once upon a time was this underworld so humane?" Du Feng was a little puzzled, first allowing Yin Shanshan to stay in the Yang World for a thousand years to seek immortal revenge, and then Tang Youyou's parents grew up with their daughter in the Yang World for thirty years. If the two yin differences are the same, Du Feng secretly said that if they are destined to meet, they must make good friends.
At this time, a ghost with the word "catch" on the chest of one of the clothes of a group of ghosts locked by thick iron ropes was detaining him, muttering to himself: "Someone actually broke my formation? When I'm done, I have to go to see which monk who doesn't have long eyes is so bold......
Tang Youyou, who was in a good mood, went into the kitchen again, but his mother also helped to start, while his father sat in the living room, looking at Du Feng with hostility, but Du Feng instead held his head high and provoked.
Finally, when the last plate of hot dishes was served, Sophie called her father and Du Feng to the dinner table and poured four glasses of wine full.