Chapter 251 Du Feng swears
A catastrophe has many tribulations, and after the tribulation, it returns to the ordinary. Only Du Feng, who sat on the roof day and night and scolded the sky, was rain or shine.
"Boy, don't scold, okay? You can't hear him if you scold him like this, wow......" Qing Lingzi was full of helplessness.
"That's right!" Du Feng, who was awakened by a word, jumped down from the roof of the house suddenly, "I'll go to retreat and cultivate now, and when I fly to the immortal realm, Lao Tzu will go to pee in front of his Nantian Gate, and Lingxiao Treasure Hall will and point at the nose of the Jade Emperor Lao'er and scold!"
"Uh......" Qing Lingzi was speechless, "you really want to retreat?"
"Of course, I have to work hard to cultivate, otherwise how can I point at the Jade Emperor Lao'er's nose and scold him?" Du Feng said as a matter of course.
Qing Lingzi, who had a few black lines on his forehead, said weakly, "Don't you bury me in retreat?"
"Do you want to bury it?" Du Feng was stunned, "Won't it be over if you dig a hole in the ground by yourself?"
"......" Qing Lingzi was speechless, waved his spirit sword and floated out, and the sword was gone. Du Feng was very surprised, and hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to dig a hole and get in!" Qing Lingzi said without replying.
Du Feng shook his head and sighed, looking up at the sky: "This Jade Emperor is really not upright, we are fighting to the death, and the dead are all heavenly soldiers, and there is no benefit in living at all, I don't care, you can at least help my master repair the golden pill and add some longevity to my family......"
"Master really created evil, there is no material for refining the Infant Pill to refine the Infant Pill, it has stopped at the peak of the Jindan for more than a thousand years, and now the materials for refining the Infant Pill are refined, and the Jindan is shattered again......"
"I don't know if there is no way to quickly repair Jindan in the world over there......"
"Whether there is it or not, I have to go over and see what is the difference between that side and this side, since I am alive, I should go higher and see further! What kind of world is it over there? Listen to the greedy cup ghost, the people over there die in pieces, the death of one city and one country, no, I must refine a little more life-saving things, by the way, invite the greedy cup ghost to come up and have a drink or two, and listen to the situation over there!"
Thinking about it, Du Feng directly put out the altar and started the law. The gate of hell opened, and what made Du Feng regret was not the greedy ghost he thought, but the lustful ghost. As soon as he saw Du Feng, the womanizer with a slutty face squeezed his eyebrows: "Brother, did you say last time that you were looking for a group of girls for me?"
"......" Du Feng was speechless, where the hell am I going to find a group of girls for you? Besides, I don't plan to invite you up, how easy it is to solve the problem of greedy ghosts, a few jars of wine will be done, sister...... Sister......
Suddenly, Du Feng's eyes lit up: "That's right, sister, I've already found you for your eldest brother!"
"Really?" the lecherous ghost looked lewdly and searched around: "Where?
"Don't worry, big brother, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, let's talk first, I'll be there later, I'll be there later!" Du Feng said and took out his mobile phone to send a message to Zeng Xiaowei: "I want two hundred inflatable dolls, no matter what method you use, within an hour, it must be delivered!"
Put away the phone, Du Feng is indescribably proud, I'm so witty!
"Please!" Du Feng raised his hand, made a gesture of invitation to the womanizer, and led the womanizer into the house. Prepare tea, talk with the womanizer, from the mouth of the womanizer, Du Feng learned that it is named the cultivation continent, the land is vast, it is three times the earth, compared with the earth, it is more the same is that people and demons coexist, there are many demons, the righteous path is headed by the sword cultivation of the Tianjian Mountain, the elixir mountain, the Shenlei Mountain, the refining weapon sect, the flame gate and other mountain gates, the demon road is the major demon road mountain gates led by the Dao Demon Sect, and the demon beasts are entrenched in the Valley of Ten Thousand Beasts. In addition, there are many practice families.
The difference is that the righteous and demons over there can meddle in worldly affairs, and the major dynasties are controlled by the major mountain gates, providing genius disciples with excellent spiritual roots for the major mountain gates, and the cultivators flying with the sword do not need to hide their bodies like the earth. The cultivation over there is far more famous than Huaxia, but the secular reputation is more than N times behind Huaxia, there is no such advanced technology as Huaxia, and it still maintains a similar appearance to the Warring States period of Huaxia......
And listening to the womanizer's story, there are actually few monks over there who have entered reincarnation, so Du Feng asked if there is an elixir that can quickly repair the Qinglingzi Jindan, and the womanizer replied that there should be!
Du Feng was amazed by all this, and he was even more eager to go and find out.
"Brother, if you really plan to go over there, you must be careful, that side is not like here, you can convene the gate of the underworld to call my brother out to help, three thousand years ago, the demon road was sealed over there, the gate of the underworld could not be held, and we ghosts could not enter the world over there, fortunately, Lao Jun re-sacrificed the soul hook iron cable, which was enough to penetrate the seal and hook the soul, and the greedy cup ghost also used the hell iron rope to help people smuggle in!" the womanizer kindly reminded. Du Feng nodded when he heard this: "I will definitely be careful!"
Suddenly, Du Feng thought of something again, and summoned the Kunlun Mountain Seal and handed it over: "The souls of Shuai Ying and Zhou Wuxing are all here, you bring them back to the underworld......"
Du Feng was stunned for a moment: "What about the soul?"
The womanizer snatched it and was also surprised: "Could it be that he was strangled by this magic weapon?"
"It's impossible, my magic weapon only has the function of capturing people's souls, not the function of strangling souls......" Du Feng was puzzled. At this time, Zeng Xiaowei had already led people with big boxes one by one, and Du Feng had to put down the Kunlun mountain seal and start to introduce those simulated dolls to the womanizers.
Those beautiful dolls made the womanizer very satisfied, especially the sound of snorting, not to mention the ecstasy, the point is that you can also take it away and hug each other at any time! The womanizer is happy, and he can't express his gratitude to Du Feng in a thousand words. Du Feng shook his head helplessly, this is also an area controlled by lustful ghosts, and he doesn't even know that such a product that can promote human sexuality is famous, it seems that this ghost is incompetent, perhaps, if Lao Tzu goes to the underworld to buy dolls, maybe he can make a lot of money, Huang Mao is not the pet of many princesses of King Qin Guang, it seems that this King Qin Guang is also a lustful lord, it is necessary to sell to King Qin Guang......
Suddenly, a strange picture appeared in Du Feng's mind, and he was bargaining with King Qin Guang with a doll in a storage bag:
"King Qin Guang, these dolls are all specialties of the Chinese world, I don't know if you are interested......"
"Yes, yes!"
"If so, cross my name off the book of life and death......"
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Du Feng smiled and smiled happily. It seems that after he is busy with Qing Lingzi's affairs, he must go to the underworld for a ride! No, what does it mean to go to the underworld, Lao Tzu wants to bring the dolls into the heavenly court and sell them to the Buddha realm...... Hahaha......
That night, Du Feng sat and talked with his family.
"What are you talking about?, you're going to the Cultivation Continent?" Sophie asked Du Feng very exaggeratedly, "You went to the Cultivation Continent, what should we do?"
"I have to find a way to repair the golden pill for my master!" Du Feng said earnestly.
"You can go anywhere, just take me with you!" Yang Jinxuan said.
"But it's very dangerous over there, don't worry, as long as I go over there and create a world of my own, I will definitely take you over!" Du Feng swore a promise.
"That's not good, if you want to go, you'll have to wait until we're dead!" Tang Youyou said reluctantly.
"I went over there not only to help my master find a way to repair the golden pill, but also to find a way to continue your life, after all, the life-sustaining pill in this world can't add much life......" Du Feng glanced at Du Maohai, Du Dong and Li Ailing intentionally or unintentionally as he spoke.
Alice thought for a while and said, "Du Feng, go ahead, I support you!"
"Are you crazy Alice?" everyone couldn't believe their passing, Sophie glared at Alice and asked, "There is a lot of danger over there, what if he doesn't come back?"
"We should have faith in our men!" said Alice. Sophie still didn't want to: "He went over there, and he didn't want to take us there, what if we messed with flowers?"
"Isn't their cultivator's oath very effective, let him swear!" Liu Wei said coldly. Suddenly, all the women stared at Du Feng with a sudden realization: "You swear!"
"Uh......" Du Feng was speechless. Sophie said with her hands, "You won't be allowed to go without swearing!"
Du Feng said weakly: "This ...... Don't swear that badly, after all, I'm still very restrained......"
"No! must swear!" said Sophie, unflinching.
"Okay......" Du Feng was helpless, raised his finger to the sky, "I, Du Feng, swear, I will go over there and resolutely not mess with flowers and grass, look for flowers and ask willows, and don't hook up with women......"
"You can't be seduced or seduced by other women!" Sophie added.
Du Feng looked aggrieved: "I can't be seduced or lured by other women, if I violate this oath, the sky will thunder and thunder!"
"And the little twitter explodes!" Sophie added.
Du Feng's expression was already more ugly than crying: "Little twitter exploded ......"
The vow was over, and Sophie was finally satisfied. Alice picked up Du Feng and walked to the room: "Quick, hurry up!"
"Dry ...... What are you doing?" Du Feng was puzzled.
"Hurry up and get down to business, you're going over there, and I don't know when I'll see my little Fengfeng again, of course I'll be satisfied!" Alice said of course. Suddenly, all the women were flushed, very embarrassed, this grandfather and parents-in-law are here, this Alice is too bold, right......
"Dongzi, let's go drinking!" Du Maohai patted Du Dong on the shoulder and strode away, Du Dong couldn't hold back a smile and hurriedly followed. Li Ailing was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly chased after her: "I'll help you pour wine!"
Du Qing and Du Jun both yawned and stretched their waists to their rooms. "Bang bang" two doors closing. Sophie, Liu Wei, Yang Yang, Yang Jinxuan, Cao Ying, and Tang Youyou all jumped up and went straight to the room where Du Feng and Alice were......
PS: The first volume is over, the second volume will start immediately, Brother Feng made a poisonous oath that Xiao Ji exploded, how to control himself in the face of the beauties who threw himself into his arms over there?