Chapter 251: Pit the Dead Rabbit [Ask for Subscription]

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A rabbit flew to the top of the mountain......

Bang bang!

There were two muffled sounds, one was the sound of a rabbit's face hitting the ground, and the other was the sound of a bird falling to the ground that I didn't know what it was!

This bird is not big, the whole body is snow-white, hairless, to be precise, this is a white-striped bird that has been cleaned and prepared to be laid!

Qin Shou subconsciously thought of the white tiger, that was the white tiger, that ...... It can't be a phoenix, or a Suzaku, right?

However, Qin Shou knew that women were very fierce and awesome, and it was not unusual to catch anything.

Therefore, he didn't ask anymore, took out the gossip furnace and said, "It's work!"

"Okay! no problem!" The gossip furnace was extremely positive this time, and even a little bit of a little sassy.

Qin Shou was stunned for a moment and asked, "Did you steal the ashes from the stove?"

The gossip furnace was stunned: "What do you mean?"

Qin Shou said: "I took the wrong medicine......

Gossip Furnace: "......"

Qin Shou said: "Before you were asked to cook a meal, you were like a dead father, a wolf cried and a ghost howled, and all kinds of would rather die than give in." Why are you so good at talking this time?"

Only then did the gossip furnace understand that the rabbit was misinterpreting something, and said with a smile: "I haven't cooked before...... But after doing it at noon, I found that cooking is much easier than alchemy. And, when it's done, it's fragrant...... Tsk......"

When the gossip furnace said this, he subconsciously clicked his mouth.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes, slapped him and said, "You have a stove and no mouth, do you know what incense is?"

"I can't eat it, can't I smell it yet?" Besides, what is the difference between something in my stomach and eating it?" the gossip furnace said triumphantly: "What's more, what you eat is not what I pulled ......."

Before the words fell, a cold wind blew......

The gossip furnace shuddered, and hurriedly said: "It's not that I worked hard to make it, I have a sense of accomplishment." ”

Qin Shou smiled, the gossip furnace didn't finish, but he understood everything.

The gossip stove cooks in the stomach, and when it is done, it can really be understood as pulling or spitting it out...... Thinking about it this way, Qin Shou, who often can't get anything to eat, suddenly has a little balance. Subconsciously, he glanced at the White Bone Hall......

"Rabbit, what is this bird doing?" asked the gossip furnace curiously.

Qin Shou didn't know what kind of bird it was, so he just followed the chicken's practice, boiling the chicken, the method was simple and trouble-free......

At the same time, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"Qi Yu Jade Emperor, when the Sun Wandering God was patrolling the Nether, he was attacked, he was seriously injured, and it was difficult to recover in a short time, and he also asked the Jade Emperor to send another person to take over the work of the Sun Wandering God. Li Jing stepped forward and said.

The Jade Emperor said: "Tai Bai Xing, which god can take over the position of the god of the sun at present?"

"Qiyu Jade Emperor, at present, the gods of the heavenly court are performing their duties, and there is currently no other god who can take over the position of the god of the sun. After thinking about it, Tai Bai Xing shook his head and said.

Hearing Tai Bai Xing say this, some of the gods secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

In the eyes of many people, the God of Riyou's accusation is indeed a lot of power, and everyone is worried about the people behind him.

But in the same way, there are many causes and effects caused by wandering gods day and night, and as long as you sue, you will definitely offend people.

Sooner or later, the cause and effect will have to be repaid......

Now that the god was attacked and injured today, it already says it all.

Therefore, no one wants to take over the position of the wandering god on this day...... Whether it's a god or a god, everyone is looking for a leisure, who wants to make trouble by themselves?

"The Jade Emperor of Qiyu, the minister recommends one person, who can take on the position of the god of the day. At this moment, Nezha came out of the line.

"The third prince, not everyone can take on the position of the god of daily travel. First of all, we must have a responsible heart and a righteous spirit. Otherwise, it is useless to just check and not report. This person is hard to find. Someone sighed.

Nezha smiled and said: "The people I recommend, although you can rest assured, you definitely have this responsibility!"

Everyone was curious......

The god of fire asked, "Third prince, who is the person you are talking about?"

Nezha arched his hand and said to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, what I recommend is the rabbit who is guarding the imperial garden, Qin Shou!"

"What?" Hearing the word Qin Shou, all the immortals were stunned.

Recently, this rabbit has become too famous, because it has been brought out for discussion every once in a while, and everyone can't think about it.

When we went back, we inquired about the rabbit, and they found that there seemed to be no peace in the place where the dead rabbit passed!

The point is, this guy seems to be really not afraid of heaven and earth, causing trouble everywhere, and still enjoying it.

It's just that such a-stirring stick went to the job of the god of the day...... Is it really appropriate?

"Rabbits are not suitable for the lower realm, but there are other candidates?" At this time, the Jade Emperor spoke.

Nezha was stunned, he didn't expect the Jade Emperor to say such a sentence, but since the Jade Emperor said so, he couldn't continue to recommend it, so he could only give up.

So everyone continued to discuss, but in the end, no one was willing to temporarily replace the position of Riyoushen.

The news was transmitted back to Riyoushen's home, and when Riyoushen heard it, he immediately scolded: "These bastards who are not responsible! Lao Tzu is sick like this, don't you let Lao Tzu rest for a few days?"

"Boss, there's no way! Tiantiao is like this, no one will help you to inspect, you have to do it yourself. Yeichi shouted.

"Big brother is right, if you don't die, you have to go!"

Ye San followed: "If you die, you have to drag it out!"

Night Fifteen smiled and said, "Why do I think it's so disgusting to listen to you......"

"Hahaha......" The other night wanderers laughed together.

"Shut up!" the day wandering god was furious, and with a roar, the night wandering god turned into a bird and beast and scattered.

Riyoushen looked at his flickering body, and muttered: "I'm like this now, if I go out again, if I am attacked by that thing again, maybe I will have to go back to the god list and reunite with the god body." I don't want to go through that painful day again...... I have to find someone to help me do the rounds. ”

"Boss, I have a candidate. "As soon as the night came, he said mysteriously.

"Who?" asked the god of the day.

Yeyi laughed and said, "That rabbit...... He runs so fast, and he loves to cause trouble, the point is, he has a grudge against us! If he goes to the lower realm, and then he is also attacked...... If it hangs up...... Gee...... He didn't have a god list to help condense the god body. ”

Riyou Shen narrowed his eyes and said, "However, the Jade Emperor said that he would not let him go to the lower realm." ”

Ye Yiyi: "But he has gone down to the realm before, isn't it nothing? If you can go down again, you can go down twice, not to mention, we just gave him the god card of the day wandering god and asked him to help us patrol the heavenly realm." If he himself has a thief's heart and goes to the lower realm privately, what does this have to do with us?"

Riyoushen slapped his thigh, grabbed it and kissed it, and then laughed: "This idea is great!

After saying that, the god of the sun got up and ran out......

At the same time, Qin Shou sat on the ground and looked up at the woman sitting there eating a huge bird......

Qin Shou clicked his lips and said, "Little sister, I'm hungry too." ”

Syllable!

A large piece of meat flew in, Qin Shou caught it with his hand, and when he saw it, his face suddenly turned black, it turned out to be a bird's butt!

The woman said, "This is a reward for you." ”

With that, the woman left......

Qin Shou sat there, looking at the big bird's buttocks like a bowl in his hand, then at the woman's back, and finally his eyes fell on the woman's buttocks, and then with a big mouth, he ate the bird's buttocks in one bite......

Outcome......

"I'm Cao...... No wonder so many people like to eat chicken butts, it......'s so fragrant," Qin Shou exclaimed.

"Is the ass delicious?" asked the gossip furnace.

Qin Shou said: "What does the real or fake have to do with you?

After speaking, Qin Shou grabbed the gossip furnace and directly stuffed him into the Black Demon God box despite his strong protests.

Then, Qin Shou went down the mountain with a smile......

At the bottom of the mountain, the little tree sat there, shaking its body and making a rustling sound, and a small flower on the ground, I don't know if it was blown by the wind, or what, actually swayed with him.

"Xiaoshu, what are you doing?" Qin Shou asked.

Xiaoshu cleaned up a little quietly, and then pointed to the flowers and trees around him, and made a sleeping position.

Qin Shou was dumbfounded, it was the first time he knew that flowers and trees could actually sleep...... Before going to bed, listen to lullabies......

Shaking his head, Qin Shou left, came to the gate, and went out to take a look, only to see the vine leaning on Bai Wen's body, sleeping soundly.

On the opposite side, the golden horn and the silver horn hugged his arms, sat in a row, staring at the door with beads in his eyes, quite a posture of not stopping if he didn't catch rabbits.

"Rabbit!" the two of them screamed excitedly as soon as they saw their hands.

Frightened, Bai Wen and Vine quickly got up and stood up straight, looking like we were very dedicated.

It turned out that there were no outsiders around except for the golden horns and silver horns and rabbits......

The two of them breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to go back to sleep.

Before Qin Shou could reply, a wicked smile came from afar: "Let you guard the imperial garden, but you are sleeping here!"

As soon as this voice sounded, the vine and the white vein shook violently, and they suddenly woke up.

When everyone heard the sound, they saw the sun wandering from a distance, and this guy's body flickered and dimmed, as if he was going to disappear at any time.

"Lord Riyoushen, you read it wrong, we didn't sleep, we just changed our posture and guarded the door. Wrapping vine hurriedly shouted.

Bai Wen followed: "Yes, yes, yes, we just change our position." ”

"You closed your eyes. "Day Trip Shinto.

Bai Wen hurriedly said: "We close our eyes in order to confuse the enemy, who thinks that we can't see anything, so we will be paralyzed and careless, and we will be caught by us when the time comes!"

"Yes, yes, this is our latest research method of luring the enemy and guarding the door!"

"Phew! I believe you have a ghost! You just wait to be investigated!" Riyou Shen glanced at the two of them and said fiercely.

Qin Shou raised his eyebrows, Bai Wen and Winding Vine are now his people, being bullied like this, how can he do it?

So, Qin Shou changed the topic and said, "Oh my God, what's wrong with your body? You have cultivated new supernatural powers? Why does this still have its own flickering?"

PS: Afternoon chapter, posted later.