Chapter 1, Drink to Death!
"Well, good wine!good wine!mmmm, good!good~" A whisper came from the grass. The intermittent, weak tone all showed that the creature lying in the grass had not yet woken up.
"Smack!" A large cloud of dirty liquid the size of a head, green mixed with a hint of red, fell from the sky, and coincidentally, landed directly in the grass where the sound had just come from, enveloping a head with long black hair.
The pungent smell and suffocating sensation woke Chang Yunluo directly from the intoxication, wiping off the unknown liquid remaining on his face, Chang Yunluo was a little confused now.
"Didn't I drink at home? What kind of place is this? Could it be that those old guys kidnapped me because they wanted my brewing recipe? However, the wine given by these old guys tasted really good!" Chang Yunluo flashed a few thoughts in his mind, and then subconsciously licked the corners of his mouth, wanting to taste the taste of the wine.
"Vomit~" with a trace of bitterness and a huge salty taste rushed directly into his taste system, directly destroying his ability to think and act, and casually bringing out the few 'goods' in his stomach.
"This is bird!" Chang Yunluo hurriedly raised his hand, ready to wipe his face with his clothes.
When he saw him dressed in a green robe made of satin, he was stunned again. Then he immediately came back to his senses.
It was clear that he was not at home.
It was clear that the old guys weren't going to change his clothes.
Looking at the surrounding environment, combined with the robes he was wearing, and thinking back to the slightly weird expressions of those old guys when they gave away wine, Chang Yunluo seemed to have gotten something.
"Damn, in order to win my family's property, he actually treated me so ruthlessly, I, Chang Yunluobai has lived for twenty years, and I have failed my father's teaching and cultivation of me in vain!" Chang Yunluo looked remorseful, but before he could regret it for a few minutes, a trace of intoxication appeared on his face full of bird feces, which looked extremely weird.
"But it tastes so good!"
Then there was a subconscious licking of the lips and a violent reaction after adding lips.
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No matter how expensive the silk clothes on his body were, Chang Yunluo picked it up and wiped the bird feces off his face. After slapping his body a few times, Chang Yunluo quickly stood up, looking at the weeds and towering tree canopies around him that were close to two meters or so, and the car-sized stone next to him that looked like a rice bowl, making him more and more convinced that he was no longer on earth.
As a lover of novels, he is still a little forced to count this matter in his heart! It's just that a time-traveler like him shouldn't unblock something now?
For example, what kind of awesome system, portable small world, portable grandfather, chaotic spirit and Xuanhuang qi or something. Can a traverser without a gold finger still be called a traverser?
It's a pity that after waiting for a long time, there was no sound in his head, and there was no old man with fairy wind and white hair around him.
Scratching his head, Chang Yunluo felt that he was really thinking too much, but he didn't care. In life, why should you care too much about gains and losses! Just like those old fellows killed him, he did not resent anything, and with his terrifying ability to distinguish wine, he was able to put poison in it and poison him to death. This only shows that his skills are inferior to others, and since he is inferior in skills, then why should he complain about heaven and others, and he has to take revenge! Of course, if someone hurts someone close to him in order to take revenge on him, then he has to accept the wrath of a drunken maniac!
"Gollum!" the cry of protest in his stomach brought Chang Yunluo's mind back to reality, and the two vomits just now had drained all the dry goods in his stomach, making him now in a state of extreme hunger. And under the suppression of hunger, the stench that came from time to time on the face did not seem so important.
"I have to get out of here quickly and go out to find something to eat" Chang Yunluo touched his stomach. Of course, the biggest reason for him to leave this place was the stone bowl next to him. It was clearly an unwise choice for the cutlery of some gigantic creature to stand next to the stone bowl.
Carefully picking up the grass in front of him, a dark blue beetle the size of a basketball, like a blue lightning, quickly and accurately rushed towards Chang Yunluo's face door, Chang Yunluo, who had just woken up, couldn't dodge at all, and could only watch this huge insect become bigger and bigger.
"Won't I be able to drink in the future!" Chang Yunluo's mind flashed a strange thought.
He closed his eyes, not knowing if it was a stress response from his eyes, or if he had already resigned himself to his fate.
"Wow" A shrill cry, the dark blue beetle seemed to smell something, as if it had encountered a natural enemy, and with a scream, it missed Chang Yunluo's face door, and flew obliquely to the side, flying farther and farther away like an escape.
"This is really bird!" Chang Yun, who was a little dazed, came back to his senses, and suddenly touched the bird that was already a little dry on his face, a little disgusting, and a little happy.
Along the way, Chang Yunluo encountered a lot of colorful and strange-shaped insects, red, orange, yellow, green... There is no shortage of seven colors, triangles, quadrilaterals, pentagrams... There are all kinds of shapes. This opened Chang Yunluo's eyes, and at the same time, he was even more glad that he was doused with bird feces, otherwise he would have become a pile of insect.
By the way, this is bird poop luck, right?
Suddenly, a strong aroma of wine rushed into Chang Yunluo's nasal cavity, and the soft lingering feeling made him completely intoxicated, and he unconsciously moved his steps and slowly came to the birthplace of wine.
This is a huge stone pool, the material of the stone pool is obviously the same as that of the stone bowl, and the whole stone pool is about the size of four or five basketball courts, in the shape of an oval. There is a viscous liquid in the stone pool, like a piece of dark yellow amber in a blue-black ceramic bowl, in which colorful fruits are constantly rising and falling, exuding a strong fruity aroma, which can still be clearly smelled in this strong aroma of wine.
"It's so fragrant!" Chang Yunluo repeated what he had just said, and when he saw the liquid in this pool, he knew it. As a winemaker who has been soaking in the vat since he was a child, he knows all too well. It's just that this way of brewing wine is really a bit like a turtle eating barley, what a fucking waste of food!
But, it smells so good!
Chang Yunluo stood on the edge of the pool, stuck his head in, narrowed his eyes slightly, sucked hard, and then, then, he fell straight down.
"Is the wine so strong?!"
The distance from the edge of the pool to the level of the liquid is about four meters, and if it were on the concrete floor, Chang Yunluo would probably be a member of the team that fell drunk and fell down the stairs and then fell to his death. Luckily, he was greeted by a layer of viscous liquor, and under the buffer of the liquid, he would not have been killed, but, unfortunately, with Chang Yunluo's current drunken condition, he would definitely have drowned in this liquor. Perhaps, in this charming aroma of wine, it is also a kind of happiness for Chang Yunluo to blend with this delicious wine!
"Roar, roar" The earth-shattering roar suddenly sounded, directly sobering up Chang Yunluo in a daze. A mountain-like palm grabbed straight at him, and the pitch-black lines became bigger and bigger in Chang Yunluo's eyes, and the shadow of death completely enveloped him, without the slightest chance of escaping.
He was just awake and under the pressure of death, his whole person was a little confused.
"Gollum" Chang Yunluo subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of liquid in his mouth, which made his somewhat cloudy head sober up instantly.
"Did I fall into the pool?" the thought flashed through his mind, and then he was instantly drunk again under the power of the wine.
"Gollum, Gollum, Gollum" A mouthful of wine kept pouring into Chang Yunluo's mouth, and then poured it down his throat into his stomach, a trace of wine directly turned into spiritual power in his stomach, and the surging spiritual power kept stirring in his stomach, constantly spinning and beating, as if he was looking for a way out.
In the end, the group of spiritual powers that lost control became furious! They frantically impacted Chang Yunluo's stomach wall, and after blasting his stomach wall, they hit Chang Yunluo's body non-stop, first the nearest dantian, then the five internal organs, and then the limbs. Everywhere they went, they frantically destroyed, and after a while, under their 'efforts', Chang Yunluo was like an inflated balloon, gradually bulging, only to hear a "bang", flesh and blood flying, and there was no trace of him in the entire pool, if it weren't for the amber liquor with a trace of blood-red stains and some miserable white broken bones, no one would have thought that a man named Chang Yunluo died here.
"Roar, roar, roar" The earth-shattering roar rang out again, and it was clear that a stealing ant had fallen into its wine, much to its displeasure. Thinking of the shameless human woman just now, its eyes couldn't help but turn red again.
"Knock, knock, knock" The huge fist hammered the chest, and then let out a terrifying roar, as if it felt that it had not yet relieved its breath, it waved its fists, and directly smashed a tree about twelve or thirteen meters in front of it, and the small animals around it stopped moving, they knew that in this intermediate area, whoever angered the ape king, then it meant death!
Two long puffs of white gas erupted from the nostrils of the black cave, and the Ape King was satisfied. The red glow in his eyes weakened slightly, and he turned around and found a stone bowl in the place where Chang Yunluo had just woken up, held it in his hand, walked to the stone pool, scooped a bowl, took a sip, and then narrowed his eyes happily.
In a dark cave in the primary area of the mountain range, a woman in a black silk dress covered her chest and quietly poked her head out, and she unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief when she was sure that the ape king had left. Wiping the blood from the corners of her mouth with her sleeve, she tidied up her outfit a little, covered her chest, and staggered towards the outskirts of the mountains, knowing that if she held on a little longer, she would reach the area of human habitation, and then she would be safe.
As she ran all the way to the edge of the mountains, somehow she suddenly remembered the man she had tricked into tricking the Ape King, the man who had taken out half a pool of 'monkey wine' for her, and the man who had been disemboweled.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but shudder, although she cut open his belly with her own hands, took out the wine worm from his stomach with her own hands, and watched the man die in resentment, but her heart was faintly uneasy, she didn't know what her uneasiness was. She looked down and thought for a moment, and it occurred to her that since the man was dead, there was only one source of her uneasiness!
Looking at the bustling mountain town not far away, a trace of coldness flashed in her eyes.