Chapter 176, Children's Rhyme

Chapter 176, Children's Rhyme

Looking at the huge and extremely attractive immortal peach, Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen's eyes lit up, salivating, and screamed in unison:

"Wow...... What a big peach!"

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Uncle Yang Qi was so bad that he deliberately held the fairy peach to his mouth, opening his mouth to bite, Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen smacked their mouths and swallowed dryly. His eyes were round, staring at the peach tightly.

The hateful uncle took the fairy peach and shook it in front of the two dolls, and asked with a smile:

"Want to eat?"

Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen hurriedly wiped their saliva and nodded vigorously.

That uncle Yang Qi sighed deliberately and said:

"Alas, I want you to eat it, but if Guo Rong finds out, won't it hurt you?"

Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen were suddenly a little lost, and their faces were like bitter melons. The uncle took the opportunity to play right and wrong, sow discord, and gradually aroused Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen's hatred for the fire phoenix Guo Rong. Speaking of which, think about it carefully, Guo Rong has always been hot and domineering, and Li Yunlong has suffered from her before.

That aunt Yang Qi struck while the iron was hot, pretended to be very pitiful, and said:

"Actually, I have also suffered a lot in the hands of that Guo Rong, last year's Chang'an Demon Eradication Conference, that Guo Rong instigated Pan Shizheng, Jia Wuqing, Xing Qian'er and them, using me as a target, smoky fire, sword array stone thunder, tortured me for half a month!"

Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen had also heard about this, and he hurriedly replied:

"We know about this, so far Guo Rong (pay attention to the title) still regrets that there is no live target like you!"

Uncle Yang Qi was kind and seductive, so that the two dolls unconsciously changed their title for Guo Rong.

Li Yunlong called the fire phoenix Guo Rong a "tigress," and his uncle asked him to eat a bite of peaches; Sima Chengzhen said how could he call his uncle a tigress? Then his uncle asked Li Yunlong to eat one more bite, and now Sima Chengzhen also understood, and hurriedly said, she is obviously an old witch! That aunt Yang Qi was very happy and said to Sima Chengzhen:

"Good boy, come, you take two bites!"

Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen were eating the peach while counting the fire phoenix Guo Rong's, and after a while, the huge amount of peach was eaten clean by the two little ghosts, and the two touched their bellies, burping, looking at the peach pit in their uncle's hand, they were still unsatisfied.

Uncle Yang Qi shook the peach pit and said with a smile:

"This peach pit is equivalent to countless fairy peaches, do you want it?"

The two dolls went out, struggling to get the peach pit. That uncle Yang Qi smiled:

"Although the peaches are gone, I still have two peach pits. It is also your blessing, this immortal peach originally had three, called the Taoyuan Holy Fruit, which is one of the three treasures of the Peach Blossom Spring, and it is extremely difficult to obtain. Eating this immortal peach will be greatly beneficial to your cultivation. ”

After speaking, the uncle took out another peach pit and said with a smile:

"I call you a children's song, if you dare to sing it in front of everyone, not only can you get a peach pit each, but also give you a few treasures!"

Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen combined, offended the fire phoenix Guo Rong, at most they suffered a little bit of flesh and skin, and Uncle Yang Qi's baby is said to be very rare. In the final analysis, it is also to enhance the strength of the Maoshan Sect, what can you do if you sing two children's songs?

On the second day, Chang'an Maoshan Sect divided the altar, and everyone dined together, when two little Taoist children suddenly popped in from outside the door, singing in unison:

"The sky is vast and the wilderness is vast

There is a Jia Saburo in Maoshan

......

Three-foot sword, cold and bright

It is known as the sword immortal, and it is unparalleled in the world

......

Suddenly, he panicked

It turned out that I met Guo Erniang

......

The hands are crossed at the waist and the mouth is open

The Demon King of the Spitting Fire Race

......

Jia Jianxian was in tears

Lost his sword and worshiped the Tiger King

......

Tiger King, Tiger King

As long as you don't eat me

I'd like to be a cat and stay with you

......

Meow meow, meow meow

From now on, my name is Mao Saburo

I only love the tiger Guo Erniang......"

Everyone squirted out the food in their mouths, what is the situation? Li Yunlong is naughty, but why did Sima Chengzhen start to misbehave? The two dolls saw that everyone did not react, and they had the courage to sing again.

This time, everyone heard it clearly, and the laughter was so bad that people turned on their backs, and the fire phoenix Guo Rong couldn't hold it on his face, and roared angrily:

"Li Yunlong, Sima Chengzhen, you two bear children come over to me! Who taught you to sing this ballad?"

The two bear children glanced at each other and shouted two more words:

"Tigress!

After saying that, he turned around and ran.

The tables in the room are overturned, the dishes are messy, and some people are laughing and knocking things over. The fire phoenix Guo Rong was furious and chased out.

Some people were worried that something would happen, but the lady in charge of the sect, Wu Shiniang, said:

"It's okay, Rong'er's knife mouth tofu heart, at most, it is just to punish those two living treasures for a few days. ”

Although Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen paid a little price for this, they were severely taught a lesson by the fire phoenix Guo Rong and locked up in the room. However, it also won the favor of his uncle Yang Qi. That uncle Yang Qi was happy, so he ran the "Eight or Nine Xuangong", turned into a little bee, and found two living treasures.

When Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen saw that their uncle Yang Qi could change, they were surprised and delighted, and they all shouted for their uncle to teach them the art of change. That uncle Yang Qi smiled:

"My 'Eight or Nine Xuangong', also known as 'Seventy-two Changes', was taught to me by my Uncle Monkey, and its mantra is only cumbersome, which is very imaginable. I've been conceited for a month!"

Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen secretly spoke, saying how could it be so cumbersome? That uncle Yang Qi smiled and said:

"I thought the same way at the beginning, but I didn't know that although it was called seventy-two changes, in fact, there were three hundred and sixty small changes in one change. It's like turning into a rabbit, then there must be a big white rabbit, a small white rabbit, a small yellow rabbit, a big black rabbit, a small black rabbit, a big flower rabbit, a small flower rabbit, a big gray rabbit, a little gray rabbit, and so on!

"Besides, the 'Eight or Nine Xuangong' has to be cultivated to the Yuan Infant Stage before it can be used, and it is useless for you to learn it now. ”

Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen were a little disappointed, and they both sighed, and the little thief Li Yunlong said:

"Alas, we sang a children's song, but we helped your aunt relieve your anger. It's just that we still have to stay in the Maoshan Sect, and the future will be sad. ”

That uncle Yang Qi smiled and said:

"You little slippery head, don't you just want to ask for two treasures? rest assured, how can you break your promise?"

Coincidentally, at this time, Duo Xin Bei Duofen barked twice outside the room, and got in through the crack in the door (the ancient door crack was large, and cats and dogs could not get in and out). The uncle was quick, took out two pills and threw them over, Beduofen fell down when he smelled it, struggled for a long time, and vomited out his heart in disgust!

Li Yunlong's eyes widened, and he hurriedly shouted:

"Bebe, Bebe!"