Chapter 498, I'm just a pest

Is this a joke? The ginseng fruit on it looks like a white and chubby doll, pink and pink. The black pig's head fruit dragged out by the big green worm dares to pretend to be a ginseng fruit? The "old panda man" was not happy at the moment, snorted coldly, and said:

"Hmph, I said you bold pest, if you go back and say it directly, take the expired fake fruit to fool me. Forget it, my old man doesn't remember villains, and I don't care about you in general. I don't do business, you and I return to the bridge, the road to the road, let's go our own way. ”

The "old panda man" is Li Yunlong, although he wants to get the ginseng fruit, he is also self-aware, and he doesn't want to mess with this ginseng fruit worm anymore. If this is delayed any longer, if the town Yuanzi Daxian comes, it will be difficult to get out. How do you know that the big green worm looked at the "old panda man" with a pair of disdainful eyes, and said:

"I thought you were well-informed, but I didn't know that you were just in vain. Hmph, since you don't know the goods and live up to my good intentions, then forget it, the treasure of this treasure, or I will enjoy it myself!"

The baby of the baby, the eyes of the "old panda man" are round again. The "old panda man" hesitated, but he didn't want to miss the opportunity, so he raised his hand and scratched his head with difficulty, and said:

"Hmm...... Blame me, blame me, get old, confused. When you say this, I seem to have a little impression of this black and slimy pig's head ginseng fruit, but it is too old to remember clearly. Give a hint, give a hint......"

The big green worm raised his head, nodded heavily, and said:

"I'll just say that the Holy Venerable City Lord of Wanbao City, how could he forget that only one mutant ginseng fruit is produced in 300,000 years, ordinary ginseng fruit can live for 47,000 years if you eat it, if you eat this ginseng fruit, you can soar in the daytime, become an immortal on the ground, and live forever!"

The mouth of the "old panda man" couldn't be closed, and it took a while to come back to his senses, and his eyes were all gone, and he nodded again and again, and said:

"Yes, yes, look at my memory, I have eaten this fruit before, but after a long time, I have forgotten what it tastes like. I said, worms, all the ginseng fruits on the tree belong to you, and I just need this ginseng fruit. Come on, let me take a bite of this pig's ass first and see if it tastes like I remember. ”

The "old panda man" stepped forward and carefully picked up the black fruit with both hands, held it in front of his eyes and examined it carefully, admired it while looking at it, and said with a smile:

"Tut-tut, this fruit is really good. You see, it's really vivid. Don't say it, it looks a bit like my junior brother...... Ahem, I mean all pigs in the world are the same. Hey, this is still a ***, I'll play it...... Play...... Play...... Playful. Tut-tut, the ass is very elastic when pinched, and it must be very chewy to bite, don't say it, don't say it, the saliva is about to flow out, let me take a bite first......"

"Poof......

The fruit was really magical, it actually let out a fart, the smell was too big, it smelled so bad! The "old panda man" took a lot of effort to suppress the idea of throwing away this so-called mutant ginseng fruit. Frowning, he fanned his other hand for a long time before he stopped, looked at the ginseng fruit insect with puzzled eyes, and said:

"This ...... Isn't this fruit going to be bad after a long time? Why does it still smell weird?"

"Hahahaha, Holy Venerable, you really forgot, this ginseng fruit grew for 300,000 years before it matured, and it was only one step away from becoming a sperm, and it already had the physiological characteristics that a pig should have, and its spiritual wisdom was half-opened. Now that it knows that you are going to eat it, it deliberately farts to annoy you in order to protect itself. Holy Venerable, have you forgotten that he can still speak. ”

"Oh?"

The "old panda man" became interested, and it was strange that a fruit could speak, so he asked the big green worm, "I don't remember...... How old is it, how can it talk?"

"This ginseng pig is difficult to change, and it is very lazy. If it doesn't stimulate it, it won't open its mouth. O Holy Venerable, wait for me to find a needle...... Alas, the old man of this land is asleep, or else he will lend him a needle......"

"I have, I have a needle. Seeing that the blow arrow on my waist does not have it, it can produce flying needles as thin as a cow's hair. ”

The "old panda man" took off the blow arrow and blew on the butt of the ginseng fruit in his mouth, only to hear a small sound of "poof", and a flying needle pierced the buttocks of the ginseng fruit. Sure enough, as the ginseng fruit insect said, the ginseng fruit's body trembled, let out a "oops" scream, jumped up to face the "old panda man", and opened his mouth to scold:

"You damn Li Yunlong! Oh hey, my ass...... Why are you pricking me with a needle?"

"Hahaha, this ginseng fruit can really speak, it's so funny...... Hey, what did it just call me?"

"You finally know! And say I'm a pig, you're stupider than a pig! I said Daxian, it's all this damn Li Yunlong who tricked me into Wuzhuang Guan, I really didn't do anything. ”

"The old panda man" began to break out in a cold sweat, looked around, and finally his eyes fell on the big green worm, smiled bitterly, and asked tentatively:

"Zhen Yuanzi...... Big...... Daisen?"

The big green worm smiled and said:

"I'm just a pest. ”

"Don't! Don't, Daxian, don't be joking. I'm ...... We're just trying to get some leaves, don't ...... I didn't do anything else. ”

Li Yunlong put away the art of change, bowed his head and bowed, this Zhen Yuanzi is older than the master's master's master's master's master, let's put it this way, how can you say it with the world? That is to live with heaven and earth. Kowtow two heads and don't suffer.

"Oh? It's all here, it's a lot of loss to get some fallen leaves? There's no one here, pick two fruits and eat them." ”

The big green worm was still smiling, and Li Yunlong, who saw it, was terrified. The ginseng fruit that Zhu Xiaojie turned into also hurriedly knelt down beside him, and begged for mercy:

"Daxian, don't make fun of us. I assure you, this damn Li Yunlong...... Hey, it's true, we really just want to get some leaves. Li Yunlong: Return the leaves to Daxian. Daxian, please let me restore my prototype, I'm embarrassed to be bare-ass in broad daylight. ”

"Hahahaha......"

The big green worm twisted, and turned into a human body in a flash, but it was not Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth immortals. The big immortal waved his sleeves, and after the breeze blew on his face, Zhu Xiaojie also returned to his original appearance. Li Yunlong didn't dare to slack off, smiled bitterly, turned his mind, and got all the ginseng fruit leaves out of the Ruyi ring, he was very honest this time, and he didn't dare to hide it privately.

I didn't see the town Yuanzi move, and suddenly appeared in front of the two, "jumping" is two brain collapses, according to the strength of the great immortal's hand, the two dolls grinned, that hurts. But they are relieved, since Daxian has broken his brain, he must not be embarrassed by himself anymore.