Chapter 504, how many donkey sisters do you have
Chapter 504, how many donkey sisters do you have
The underground is an unknown world, far more mysterious than the surface. The underworld is only one of the underground cave worlds, and it does not represent the underground world. To be precise, the underworld is just a small part of the underground world occupied by the Heavenly Court, compiling the myth of the six reincarnations.
No one knows how big the underground world is outside the underworld. There are all kinds of life in the underground world, some life that lives in caves, some life that lives in the soil, some life that grows in underground rivers, and some life that lives in magma, most of which are very dangerous.
Under the leadership of Sha Jiao, Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen successfully came to the underground world. It's a relatively large cave with some openings on the front and back, left and right, and it must lead to different places.
The guiding soul lamp is here, losing its role in guiding the direction, it can only be within the control of the underworld, guiding the direction and protecting the soul. However, at least it is possible to illuminate a certain range.
Under its quiet light, the cave looks eerie and terrifying, and the dark cave entrances around it are like the huge mouths of monsters, swallowing all the light, which is really a little scary.
In that direction? I have to find someone to ask, where is the Soul Silkworm Mountain. It's just that this cave is far away from the underworld, not to mention people, and you can't even see a ghost shadow, how can you ask? Then call a land lord to ask? Doesn't Li Yunlong have a "detention talisman"? That's right, the "search for God Order" has been returned to the frost fairy Wang Yuchan, and the "detention talisman" made by Sima Chengzhen can detain the land lord. It's just that this place has gone deep into the ground and is not under the control of the land, so those old men will not stupidly risk their lives to listen to the call of two hairy little Taoist priests.
Fortunately, Li Yunlong had a way, and he thought of Donkey Er. Li Yunlong took out the small leather whip, and with a "snap", he shook the whip, the sound was crisp, and it spread far and wide in the cave.
After a while, I vaguely heard the sound of hooves "clucking" from far and near, and then I saw a flower donkey running into the cave.
The flower donkey stopped and turned into a donkey-headed human body, and was still startled when he saw the huge sand Jiao at first, but after seeing Li Yunlong, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Donkey Er grinned and said:
"Little fairy, why did you come here?
"You're the second brother of the donkey, right? ”
Sima Chengzhen also knew about the second donkey, so he took a step forward, arched his body, and said with a smile.
The second donkey knew that Sima Chengzhen was promoting him, and the cultivator was not comparable to a small role like him. The second donkey's qualifications are extremely poor, so he took advantage of his brother-in-law's horse face and the ability to dig his ears with one hand, and became familiar with the underworld. Sima Chengzhen is different, when the national teacher Maoshan Sect is in charge of teaching Pan Shizheng's personal disciple, this donkey still knows.
"Oh yes, this and this...... Don't dare to be it, little fairy, don't dare to call my brother, it will torment me. ”
"You are the second donkey brother of my senior brother Yunlong, and the second donkey brother of my Sima Chengzhen. Walking in the rivers and lakes, relying on friends, could it be that the second brother of the donkey dislikes me?"
Sima Chengzhen's words are obviously treating Donkey Er as a friend, no matter how stupid Donkey Er is, he can hear it. Moved by a mess, a little at a loss, stammered:
"This ...... Hehe, what's embarrassing. You donkey second brother, I deserve it. ”
Li Yunlong threw up the small leather whip and "snapped", startling the second donkey. The little thief grimaced and said:
"Donkey two, aren't you used to being abused, but you don't get used to it?
Really, a little scolding, donkey two is more natural. The donkey's ears moved twice, and the second donkey bowed his head to the ear, stepped forward with a smile and said:
"Still a little fairy...... Both of them are little immortals, and they are about to confuse people. Why don't I dare to call you a little brother?"
Li Yunlong pretended to be vicious, and said that you should scream and try it! It is not once or twice that he has interacted with Li Yunlong, and the second donkey has also figured out the temperament and temperament of this troublemaker, and knows that he is joking, so he has the courage to shout:
"Brother Yunlong?"
Li Yunlong put his arm around Donkey Er's shoulders and said with a smile:
"It's not difficult, I said Second Brother Donkey, looking at your face so closely, it's quite handsome. ”
"That is, with my face, I also caused a lot of romantic debts. ”
"Tut-tut, say you're fat, you're still panting. ”
"Don't believe it!"
The second donkey was guilty of the donkey's temper, his eyes widened, and he said:
"I'll tell you, little brothers. I've been hiding for the past two days! Have you ever heard of Zhang Guolao's girl who is flying in the clouds? Have you ever heard of Mr. Dongguo's girl in the clouds?"
Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen looked at each other, shook their heads, and said:
"Could it be that they are still hiding in the golden house?"
Donkey Er glanced at Li Yunlong and Sima Chengzhen with disdain, and said:
"What do you think! Those two Yun sisters are also donkeys like me! You still have a human head, aren't you as stupid as a donkey!"
Li Yunlong didn't laugh angrily, pointed at Donkey Er with one hand, held his stomach with the other, and said with a smile:
"Hahahaha...... Sister Yun, two Sister Yun...... I said Second Brother Donkey, tell me honestly, how many Yun sisters do you have? Hahahaha......"
Donkey Er looked a little smug and said:
"If you say that, then I'll have to think about it. The one who followed Zhang Guo was called Sister Caiyun, and Mr. Dongguo's family was called Sister Baiyun. And what's that...... Ahem, Hoga Nasleddin Avanti? His sister is a little dark, I call her Black Cloud. I won't mention the others, just these few are more pestering, alas, annoying......"
Li Yunlong only gave a thumbs up, hugged the donkey Er, and said with a smile:
"Okay, you flower donkey, at the gate of Chang'an City, you hooked up with that old little donkey, I didn't expect to be chased by you. It's just that if you're so careful, you're not afraid that they will get caught and settle accounts with you?"
Donkey Er shook his head and said:
"Alas, brother, you don't know, we donkeys have difficulty giving birth, and strengthening the race has always been our common goal. So, brother, I'm not a flower, but a glorious mission. It's just that the mission is too arduous, and my brother is a little overwhelmed. ”
What kind of talents are produced in the underworld! First, there is the one-horned ghost king, who is defeated in front of the mountain ghost Huahua, and then there is this flower donkey and donkey two, who is ...... by your donkey sisters No, no, no, being chased by Sister Yun and hiding everywhere, life is not easy!
"Second Brother Donkey, just when you're telling the truth. If you're really annoying, why don't you go down the Underground with your brother?"
"Hey, what's the big deal I'm calling me to! It's not me who blows, just with my brother's big long face, out of the underworld, he can also be a three-cent silver envoy. As long as you can name it, there's no place I don't know!"
"That's great, do you know Soul Silkworm Mountain?"
"Soul ...... Soul Silkworm Mountain!"
The donkey's legs softened, his face stretched longer, and he said with a sad face:
"Brother, when I came, the ...... Then why Sister Caiyun and Sister Baiyun are about to fight, why don't you let me go back and persuade the fight first?"