Chapter 55: The Thing That Has a Lord
"Surrender to me and confess me as Lord. "After a long time, I finally subdued this difficult guy.
"No way. The praying mantis rolled over and got up, afraid that he would continue to move roughly, so he quickly retreated a few steps, it was really scared.
"Huh?" Du Mu's eyes were about to start.
"The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, you listen to me first. The praying mantis saw that the signs were wrong, and hurriedly shook his two big "hands" to stop him from committing violence, and said: "I already have a master, so it is impossible to recognize the master again." ”
"Wocao, after a long time, it turned out to be a master's thing. Then what is the use of me keeping you? Drag the two large tongs and put them on the fire, "Useless things, just roast and eat them." ”
"Heroic spare, although I can't confess the Lord, but I have other uses. The praying mantis saw that the trend was wrong, so he simply begged for mercy, losing his previous prestige.
Du Mu's eyes wandered over it, looked it up and down, and said, "Say, if you can't satisfy me, I don't mind roasting the praying mantis alive." ”
The praying mantis was furious by him, and said: "My master is a princess of a country, you can exchange me for exercises, combat skills, pills, and secret treasures." Anyway, she has a lot of high-end goods at home, and you are satisfied. ”
There is no way, the praying mantis is afraid of water and fire, but it is even more afraid of being eaten, the ancient bloodline, the national beast of a great country, if it is roasted and eaten like this, it will definitely be a great tragedy.
"Oh, I can't see that you still have this background, but those things are useless to me, and Lao Tzu is not rare. Du Mu took out the sword from the fire, gestured twice at the praying mantis, and prepared to open his stomach, "You eat my grilled fish, and Lao Tzu will eat you." ”
The praying mantis hung its head because it found out that the dirt bun was really going to roast it, and a creature like it was a life and death inheritance, how could it be reduced to food before its eyes. However, the secret treasure elixir of the battle technique and technique can't attract the other party at all. Afraid, for a while, he forgot that he was wearing a treasure armor, and he was not afraid of swords at all.
"My master is a princess, the country is beautiful, and she is one of the top ten beauties in Zhongzhou, you can use me to blackmail her to marry you. From then on, you, the soil bun, will enjoy endless glory and wealth, and you will be able to step on the clouds, all of which are just around the corner. "The praying mantis can't make a plan, and another plan is born.
"Net blind chicken ba, can you have this value?" Du Mu was full of disbelief, and said suspiciously: "You chicken ba, you are full of nonsense, you can't just fabricate a master and deliberately come to deceive me, right?"
"It's true, the sky thunders, I can swear by the way of heaven. "The praying mantis swears, swears by the curse, and does not dispel the other party's doubts, and its life is worrying.
Du Mu touched his chin and said with a smile: "The princess's colt, it's a little interesting." ”
When the praying mantis saw that there was a door, he was overjoyed and said, "My master is nearby, I can feel her coming this way." You'll just say that to her later, and promise it will happen. Master Horse, we will be a family in the future, you see, can you let me go first. "The praying mantis hits the snake with the stick.
"It's strange to believe you. Du Mu pinched its neck and put it directly on the fire stand.
"It hurts...... Damn, it hurts the master, let me go quickly, otherwise my master will never let you go. The praying mantis screamed as it was roasted, threatening.
"Say, what is your identity, and why do you think that the princess of a country will make such a big sacrifice for you. Du Mu began to sprinkle salt on it.
The praying mantis was brandished with its hot knives, kicked its limbs wildly, and screamed, "It's going to die, it's going to die, it's done...... I am the bloodline of the ancients, the divine beast of the country...... Get me down......"
Du Mu put it down on the grill and muttered, "Your virtue is still ancient blood." He slammed his fist on its head and drank, "What is it?"
The praying mantis rolled its eyes violently, quickly moved a few steps away, and said far away from the grill, "Dirt buns are dirt buns, and even the national beast doesn't know it." The national beast is a symbol of national fortune, the national beast is strong, the national beast is weak, the country is weak, and the death of the national beast is the country's destruction. What do you say about my identity, it scares you to death. ”
Du Mu said: "Then which country's national beast are you?" ”
The praying mantis said proudly: "Master, I'...... I am the national beast of Zhongzhou, how about it, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid to kowtow and beg for mercy, I am happy, and I may be able to forgive you for your disrespect to me. ”
Touch!
Before the praying mantis finished speaking, he received another fist on his head, and he went straight to Venus.
Du Mu smiled: "So, I almost burned the Zhongzhou Dynasty?"
The praying mantis changed color and said: "Tu Baozi, what do you want to do, the master warns you, don't mess around, the Zhongzhou Dynasty is a superpower, you really can't afford to mess with it." ”
"I can't afford to provoke the Zhongzhou Dynasty, but I can still burn the praying mantis. Don't be unconvinced, I roasted you in minutes. ”
"Made, what I said is also the ancient bloodline, a national divine beast, you actually want to eat me, it really deserves thunder and thunder. ”
"Didn't you say that you were going to give me a creation and preach to me, hurry up and bring it, and I'll see what kind of creation it is. ”
The praying mantis has no creation, it's just a rhetoric to delay time, and I feel that the princess is getting closer and closer, as long as it takes a while, as soon as the princess arrives, he will definitely be able to rescue him from this dirt bun, and he said: "The princess and I came to the bloody wilderness this time, just to enter an ancient ruin, and we were separated from the princess on the way." If we can enter that ruin and get the inheritance inside, it will be enough to preach. ”
"I knew you were unreliable. Du Mu stepped on the mantis's belly and trampled him so that his limbs twitched, his eyes rolled and his mouth foamed.
If this guy lied otherwise, he might have believed it, but he said something about the ancient ruins. He had a map of the ruins in his head, and after a few days of exploration, Du Mu was very sure that nine out of ten of the ruins were a hoax.
That ruin is indeed a trap, and so far more than a dozen waves of young people have been planted in it, and the praying mantis dares to say that it still has a foot on its belly.
"It's not impossible for me to spare you. Aren't you known as the ancient bloodline, so let's use your energy secret method to repay my grilled fish, and we don't owe it to both. There was only a slit left in Du Muxiao's eyes.
The praying mantis didn't know where the strength came from, the runes all over his body boiled, he broke free of the big foot, rolled and crawled, leaning on a stone and panting, "Can you be a little more shameless, I am the inheritance of life and death, do you understand, Tubaozi." The master can't live after the inheritance. Don't even think about it. ”
"You can't recognize the Lord, you can't inherit it, you can only roast it and eat it. Du Mu smashed his mouth, "As an ancient bloodline and a national beast, you must taste good." ”
The praying mantis changed color and said: "I'm not delicious at all, I guarantee that you will vomit and diarrhea after eating, and the diarrhea will not stop." Then it cocked its legs, soaked its urine on the ground, and rolled itself in the urine twice, the urine was stained with mud, and it was wet, "You can't eat anymore." ”
Du Mu is dizzy, dignified ancient bloodline, super dynasty beast, actually did such a disgusting thing, what about your horse-riding discipline.
Can such a strange creature be a mythical beast left over from ancient times? Such a disgusting creature can also become a national beast and enjoy the sacrifice of hundreds of millions of people? The people of that country are blind.