Chapter 11: The Madness

"Lao Tie, you are born with a third-level first-class first-class armor. Looking at the motionless Dharma lying on the kang, Zheng Hao said to himself with a little ridicule.

Taking the Saboro to play the stall of "Torrent Bravery", Zheng Hao returned to the town, called Tie Niu and a few strong men, and carried Bodhidharma back.

Tie Niu looked at the master in front of him suspiciously, who had a one-sided relationship. I thought: I was alive and kicking yesterday, why is it unrecognizable today.

Bodhidharma, who looks extremely miserable, is not dead, but looking at his appearance of having more breath and less breath, he always feels that he is about to die if he is a little careless. After being "slapped in the face" by Saboro crazy, Zheng Hao really suspected that even if Bodhidharma could wake up, most of the IQ would decline.

Feeling the body under his control, Zheng Hao scolded Yuwen in his heart. When the boy returned to the village, he told himself that he was going to sleep. Without any righteousness, throw the hot potato in front of you to deal with yourself.

Although knowing that Sabora will come back at any time. But in front of Zheng Hao, in fact, there is only one way to follow Wanhe Dart Bureau.

Just as everyone was thinking, a rapid sound of horses' hooves interrupted everyone's thoughts. After a while, a big man with a group of men pushed open the door.

"Father!" Ling'er was overjoyed at first, rushed up and hugged the strong man's waist hard. Then he was sad and wept aloud.

The strong man gently rubbed Ling'er's little head, feeling the warmth of his father. Ling'er cried louder instead, burying her head deep in her father's chest.

The strong man glanced at his subordinates. Needless to say, he can also imagine. What kind of fierce battle did it take to make the warrior in front of him get such terrible scars.

He bowed his head to his subordinates, and finally set his eyes on Zheng Hao, the shortest. Being looked at by the muscular man in front of him with a burning gaze, Zheng Hao suddenly felt a little embarrassed. hesitated in my heart: If he marries his daughter to me, do I want it or not, after all, the body is Yuwen Yan, and I still have to ask his opinion.

Just when Zheng Hao was thinking wildly, the strong man pulled the crying Ling'er aside, knelt on one knee in front of Zheng Hao, and clasped his fists with both hands. said solemnly: "The contemptible person is the big boss of Wanhe Dart Bureau: Lu Junyi." Thanks to the great help of Xiaoyou this time, there is no way to repay the great kindness. In the future, as long as there is a useful place, just command, Wanhe Dart Bureau up and down, will definitely go to the soup and fire, and never give up. ”

"Go to the soup and fight the fire, and never give up. The guys of Wanhe Dart Bureau also knelt down in unison, clasped their fists and said.

"I'm dripping mom. Zheng Hao couldn't help but say in his heart. Although he has lived for two lifetimes, he has never seen this battle. I panicked for a while: "This... That one... I said, uncle, you don't have to do this, I didn't actually do anything. Or you can give me a few taels of gold, and send me away." ”

When everyone heard this, they all fell silent in an instant. What a joke! One tael of gold is equal to ten taels of silver, and one tael of silver is equal to a consistent copper coin. In this era of generally low per capita consumption. Consistent copper coins are enough, allowing a family to support for more than a year. Although Wanhe Dart Bureau has been established for many years, even if all the belongings are sold, it will not be able to make up ten taels of gold.

Zheng Hao saw everyone's reaction, and instantly regretted it. In his mind, don't those costume TV series all spend money. But the reaction of the crowd told him that the reality was not, as he thought.

He worked hard to organize the language, hoping to return his words, Ling'er on the side found Zheng Hao's embarrassment, and immediately helped him cleverly: "I looked at the dress of the little brother Ritian before, it should be a child of a rich family, he may not have any concept of money." Zheng Hao, do you say it?"

Zheng Hao nodded vigorously after hearing this. Lu Junyi, who is accustomed to strong winds and waves, has no change on his face. He stood up, took out a token from his pocket, threw it to Zheng Hao, and without saying much, he led everyone out to arrange the return trip.

Zheng Hao, who looked embarrassed, hurriedly took the token. I saw a majestic "and" engraved in the center of the token. Ling'er on the side came over and said with a smile: "This is my father's token, which can be regarded as his affirmation of you." After speaking, he took Zheng Hao's hand and followed everyone's team.

The next morning, everyone packed up and prepared to leave. A cacophony caught everyone's attention. Zheng Hao looked up and saw that Master Bodhidharma, who was still unconscious yesterday, was now on the roof vigorously. Regardless of the exclamations of the crowd, he dragged his broken arm like a monkey, flickering and moving on the roof, grinning from time to time, picking up the roof tiles and smashing those who wanted to get close to him.

"It's really brain-dead. Zheng Hao looked at the Dharma who judged the two of them, and muttered straight in his mouth. With a "poof", a tile fell in front of him, shattering.

Zheng Hao had already selectively informed the people of the dart game about Damour's experience. And Lu Junyi, who has valued love and righteousness all his life, did not shirk and decided to take Bodhidharma back to the dart bureau for recuperation. But when he woke up in the morning, Bodhidharma seemed to degenerate and turned into a wild monkey. didn't speak, all kinds of climbed up and down, and everyone didn't know what to do for a while.

Just when everyone was at a loss, Zheng Hao walked over with a pear, shook the pear in his hand at Damour, and ate it deliciously.

Bodhidharma, who was injured in the throat, was like an old hen who was choked by the throat, and made a "whine" sound from time to time. He couldn't take his eyes off the pear in Zheng Hao's hand, and jumped straight on the roof.

Zheng Hao ate slowly and methodically, and Bodhidharma watched the pears get smaller and smaller little by little, and he couldn't bear it anymore. jumped down from the roof and pounced on Zheng Hao. And Lu Junyi and others, who had been waiting for a long time, saw the opportunity and seized the Bodhidharma. Ready to tie him up as a madman.

"Wait, don't tie him up, I have a way. Zheng Hao walked in front of the half-squatting Bodhidharma. As if playing a trick, a new pear came out of his hand and handed it to Bodhidharma. And Bodhidharma snatched it like a baby and ate it happily. And his other hand also took Zheng Hao by the way, without a trace of hesitation.

Lu Junyi looked at the quiet Dharma, waved his hand, and ordered: "Go." The crowd marched home.

But as soon as he reached the entrance of the town, he was forced to stop again. A man covered with scars, with a tin staff, stood in front of the people. Zheng Hao looked at the person in front of him and secretly screamed in his heart. Isn't this the same Sapora who was tricked into swimming by himself.

Saboro gritted his teeth and looked at Zheng Hao in front of him, just because of this kid. I didn't know how to pass through the water, and I almost died in this river, where I didn't even know the name. Although he finally found the half of the sheepskin, when he was impatient to return to the same place, he wanted to go to the end of Bodhidharma's life. only to find that the two had long since disappeared. Fortunately, there is only one town around here, and it took me overnight to track down and find the traces of Bodhidharma.

Lu Junyi took a step forward, ready to ask. The other party walked over on his own. Lu Junyi was horrified to find that he couldn't move.

Looking at the Sabra in front of him, he held a battle in one hand and posed for the five seals of Shakya with the other. "Knock, knock, knock. "Every step Sabhara took was like stomping on the hearts of the people. It's extremely uncomfortable. At this time, all the people seemed to be still. Unable to move, only sweat ran down his cheeks and dripped to the ground.

Lu Junyi's muscles bulged all over his body, and he wanted to use brute force to break this invisible prohibition. His throat was sweet, and he spat out a mouthful of reverse blood. Immediately he felt his body loosen. Without saying a word, he took off the nine-section whip from his waist that had been with him for many years. With a wave of his hand, a burst of whip flowers flashed, and the nine-section whip instantly turned into nine dragons and attacked Sabora.

Sabrana didn't turn his head, and the tin staff flew up and down in his hand, spinning and spinning. With a backhand buckle, the only "True Jiao" was shot down. Lu Junyi behind him was hit hard, and a mouthful of blood gushed to the ground as he fell.

Ling'er on the side widened his eyes and burst into tears. But she couldn't move, not even screaming.

Sabora finally stopped in front of Zheng Hao, who was holding Bodhidharma. Looking at Zheng Hao, who was sweating profusely, he shook his head. He raised his tin staff high, and a victor's smile appeared on his hideous face.

With the sound of the wind, the tin staff stopped an inch above Bodhidharma's head. looked at the Dharma who was trembling in front of him, and his eyes were full of fear. Sabora suddenly felt a hint of pleasure, and looked at Bodhidharma who was squatting in front of him, and the yellow liquid spread down his legs to the ground. Sapora laughed happily.

"Dharma, Dharma, have you ever thought that you would have such a day when people are not like people, ghosts are not like ghosts. He put away the tin staff and walked away without looking back, and his voice came from afar: "Boy, take good care of him, don't let him die, hahahahaha." ”

As the voice faded away, the prohibition on everyone's body was instantly lifted. Everyone gasped with palpitations.

"Father!" Ling'er's screams pulled everyone back from the haze of fear.

Only Zheng Hao pulled the smelly Bodhidharma, looked at the direction of Saboro, and said softly: "Perverted." ”

And Bodhidharma beside him was still trembling, but in the depths of his pupils' soul, there seemed to be a trace of essence flashing.