On August 17, 1966, the Red Guards of the Beijing No. 2 Middle School drafted an ultimatum - declaring war on the old world, announcing that they would "smash all the old ideas, old cultures, old customs, and old habits!" I remember that it was snowing that winter, and your grandfather Ling Licheng was dragging a knife in the snow.....

"Wait, is it going to snow in August? Please, please think about the rationality before you make up your story. Ling Bai interrupted his grandfather's self-description and said bluntly: "If you have something to say, just say it, I can accept it." ”

"If you say, are you swallows, can you accept it?" Grandma Guiying put down her chopsticks, wiped the oil stains off her mouth, and asked with a smile.

"Yes. Ling Bai shook his head and nodded immediately.

The aura is revived, the demons are rampant, don't say it's a swallow, it's a dragon, I believe it.

Ling Tianfu took out a rare box of cigarettes, took out one and lit it, and Grandma Gui Ying surprisingly didn't say anything to stop it.

After August, the tide quickly spread across the country, and Red Guards everywhere followed suit: storming monasteries and monuments (including the Confucian Temple and Confucius Forest in Qufu, Shandong Province), and destroying statues of gods and Buddhas. Our godly city will not be spared. ”

"The temple of the ancient Song Dynasty, the symbol of Buddhism, became the primary target of destruction, and the golden head of the ancient Buddha in the temple Daxiong Treasure Hall was also demolished and thrown on the ground. The clay Buddha statues in the treasure hall are not left to be knocked out. ”

Ling Bai restrained his playful smile, because the Rota Temple that his grandfather said was the broken temple he had taken over.

"Ancient Buddha? Don't you know which Buddha's golden body is? In the middle of the treasure hall, only Shakyamuni should be qualified. ”

"I don't know...."Ling Tian looked at Ling Bai's bald head deeply, as if he already knew about his relationship with the broken temple. He continued: "Animals cannot become essences, and with a word from a great man, we will cut off the path of cultivation, and we will have no years to live. ”

"But now that the aura has recovered, is there no other way?" Ling Bai's nose was slightly sour.

"Your grandmother and I have passed the five decays of heaven and man, and we have no skills to return to heaven. Ling Tianfu smiled freely, looked at his grandmother Gui Ying gently, and looked at each other speechlessly.

After a moment of silence, after Ling Bai digested all the information, he asked a very in-depth question, "Then am I a swallow?"

"You're not. Grandma Gui Ying replied first: "Your father is a little swallow, and you are a human being." So, you only have half of the blood of the demon clan in your body. ”

"What do you mean? people..... Goblin...... Or a demon?" Ling Bai's face twitched twice, and his heart was full of discouragement. Whether it's a shemale or a demon, it's not a good word!

"Otherwise, how do you think you can be so good-looking, without the bloodline of the demon clan, you can only go for plastic surgery. Grandma Gui Ying struck.

Crit!

10,000 points!

Ling Bai was no longer interested in talking at the moment, and his grandfather's brag was terrifying, and the heavens and the earth could not tolerate it.

"Then where have my parents gone? Do you know?" he thought for a moment and asked the last question without giving up.

"I went to other worlds, maybe I died on the road, maybe I got there, and I gave birth to a lot of shemales. "Grandma Gui's English is not amazing, and she is endless.

"Okay, thank you for the braggadocio tonight. Ling Bai got up, he was already full!

Next to him, Miaoguang listened to what her grandmother Gui Ying said with relish, and nodded secretly from time to time.

"Since I'm a demon.... Half-demon, is there any such thing as a swallow inheritance?" Ling Bai looked at his grandmother with anticipation.

Grandma nodded solemnly, and then .......... to the ground Slurred.

"Bird's nest! The talent of the blood swallow clan can be sold for more than 8,000 pounds. Her eyes narrowed into a line and she smirked.

"....." Ling Bai.

Well, no fuck said!

Ling Bai's worldview has been completely subverted. This was different from the rebirth he expected, he should have gone back to the past to spend the last time with the second elder and make up for his regrets. How did it become a world of fantasy cultivation immortals and supernatural cities?

Pulling Miaoguang, Ling Bai rushed out of the door.

"He's not going to run away from home, is he?" Ling Tian put on his white coat and looked at his grandmother, Gui Ying.

"No, it's such a big kid. ”

"Is it okay to lie to him like that?"

"How can the elder's affairs be called deception, he will naturally understand it in the future. ”

"Okay. I'm going to rinse my mouth, and the smell of yellow skin is a little strong. Ling Tian staggered to the bathroom.

Grandma Gui Ying got up to clean up the dinner table and looked the same as usual.

On the streets,

Ling Bai walked with the wind, and once again walked out of the momentum of the six relatives who did not recognize.

Half-demon? It's really dragging, the rampant and domineering half-demon blood swallow, the abbot of the Naroda Temple, and the warrior monk of the Dharma Academy..... Each title has been pulled to the extreme.

"You don't want to get rid of the demon?" Ling Bai suddenly stopped and looked down at Miaoguang's serious face.

Seriously shook his head with a serious face, and said seriously: "The Buddha of Xiaoleiyin Temple is also a demon. ”

Ling Bai had nothing to say.

The world seems to be full of kindness to him, no matter what identity he does, there is a group of people who applaud. It's really sad to think about it, there can't be a person who can stand up and roar loudly, "I have a sword, but I can cut down the green mountains!"

Do you have to let him live such a salty fish?

I used to think that I was a human being and wanted to struggle, but now I know that it is a blood swallow that sounds very awesome, and I just want to salted fish.

What a scary idea!

It turns out that sometimes listening to others bragging can also affect yourself.

Adjust your mindset.

Ling Baiyi was not stained with dust, and walked forward indifferently.

Identity is not important, the people around you are the most important!

Back in the temple, Yu Hua was still writing hard, and Mo Biyu sat quietly under the body of Luohan Jin, her face was quiet.

Ling Bai leaned in front of the smiling Luo Hanjin, and instead of trembling with fright like a yellow skin, he felt ..... Exceptionally comfortable.

Mo Biyu opened her eyes, gave him a strange look, closed her eyelids again, and sat quietly under the golden seat, the restless feeling in her body was gone. It's really mysterious.

"One of them I was drunk, and I was drunk and made the beautiful woman in pairs....... Defeated the emperor, I fight the sky, I have won the throne and become an immortal, and I am full of pride in the world and the world, and continue to write an alternative to my emperor ......"

Passionate mobile phone rings.

Yu Hua threw down the brush and sang along with the lyrics as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, "I will fight the sky after defeating the emperor, I have become an immortal after winning the throne, and I will continue to write an alternative emperor chapter ......"

Ling Baixiu raised her eyebrows slightly, resisting the urge to jump up and hammer him. What is the bad ringtone of the mobile phone? Do you have to shout the microphone?

"Hey, Mr. Wang, are you in Phoenix Town? Eh, okay, I'll pick you up right away. At the Phoenix Hotel, eh, I'll come here. Yu Hua put down his mobile phone and said to Ling Bai, who was expressionless: "The medicine seller is here!"

"Amitabha, Lord Yu, please. The corners of Ling Bai's mouth rose slightly, and after waiting for a day, the main lord finally came.

Phoenix Hotel

Yin Cui sat at the cash register, her chubby fingers tapping quickly on the mobile phone screen.

On the screen, the heads of several small green frogs were pressed together and connected into one piece.

“unbeliveable！”

"Had a good time. In front of the cash register, a hoarse voice sounded, "Do you need fairy water?"