"This old man's opening remarks should say this, beautiful cub, look at your bone essence, you are a martial arts wizard like no other, and it depends on you to maintain world peace. ”

"This line was changed to, don't think that if you are handsome, I won't beat you. ”

"Calling the charter wife, why did the water stop again, obviously taking a bath, so I had to apply some soap foam on my body. ”

"Na, this action should be that the villain boss uses toad skills to push the protagonist to the sky, and then the protagonist steps on the crane and turns over, falls from the sky, and slaps the villain boss to death. ”

On the set, while waiting, Chu Xiao lay lazily on the old man's chair, while buttoning his feet, pointing out the country to the movie clips, and making great changes.

This refinement,

Director Zhou, the deputy director, and everyone who listened were shocked.

No one had a look of dissatisfaction on their faces.

Because every plot modified by Chu Xiao, to the details, to the actions, is too in place.

And the names of those martial arts and characters,

Chartered wife,

toad,

If you come to the palm of God,

Fire Cloud Evil God,

Very distinctive and memorable!

Director Zhou's eyes became brighter and brighter, as if he had been opened up.

It turns out that the movie can still be filmed like this.

"It's all ready and ready to turn on. ”

At this time, a staff member ran in panting to inform.

The crew has already prepared, just waiting for the two protagonists to play.

"Senior, you can start. ”

Everyone hugged and stepped on Chu Xiao lazily and walked to the filming site.

At this time, the scene is a nineties building specially built for "The King of Kung Fu", which is consistent with the style of the pigpen city in the world star "Kung Fu".

Cameras, costumes, special effects curtains, etc. are all ready.

"Senior, do you want to put on makeup?"

A female makeup artist came over and said, because if you want to perform toad skills for a while, you must apply makeup and special effects.

Chu Xiao didn't speak, and Ta pulled the plastic flip-flops to a staff member in a suit, ripped off his suit and put it on himself.

Then he suddenly fell on all fours, his hands bent over his shoulders, half-squatting on the ground like a toad, and the suit he had just worn was torn apart.

Grunt!

Gollum!

Chu Xiao's gloomy eyes stared at Director Zhou, his mouth made a gurgling sound, and his cheeks were bulging and retracting, like a big toad wrestling.

The rest of the people were shocked and froze in place, and some women were directly frightened by Chu Xiao's terrifying appearance when he performed his kung fu, and their faces turned pale with fright.

"No wonder it's called Toad Gong, it turns out that Huoyun's predecessors will do this. ”

Director Zhou is worthy of being a first-class actor with a high level of professionalism.

At this time, he was not in a daze for the first time, but immediately let himself into the role.

Quickly tie up Wia.

Then start shooting!

Chu Xiao used real kung fu.

Director Zhou also has martial arts skills, and hangs Weiya in the air to fly the eaves and walk the wall.

The toad gong is purely static braking, the whole body is full of strength, and the strength is not vomited.

Chu Xiao spit out, his limbs exerted force at the same time, and his body rushed towards Zhou Dao in the air like a cannonball.

Rumble!

The wind is howling!

Director Zhou was quickly pulled aside.

Chu Xiao directly knocked through the entire building, and a big hole was transparent before and after.

Everyone in the crew was dumbfounded!

They knew it wasn't a special effect.

This is the real kung fu of this senior called Huoyun.

"There are still such people in the world. ”

"It's a man, it's a god. ”

Everyone was stunned, and their brains went blank.

"Don't be stunned, shoot quickly. ”

"If we miss this opportunity, the old-timers won't give us a second shot. ”

"The rest of the people are fine, scattered to all corners and took my phone to take videos from different angles. ”

"Every scene, every detail had to be filmed for me. ”

The assistant director looked at everyone in a daze, stood up and pulled his neck and roared.

This is a real fight, there is no chance of NG, in case they miss it, they don't dare to say NG remake to the Huoyun Evil God, for fear of being slapped to death.

Only then did everyone come back to their senses, under normal circumstances, this kind of character is afraid that he will never see it for the second time in his life.

They walked eight lifetimes of shit luck to meet this time.

Everyone suddenly seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, all kinds of snapshots, and various angles of video.

Rumble!

Then there was another explosion in the air.

Chu Xiao rushed back again, but this time he was still dodged by Director Zhou.

There were three or four exchanges.

Finally, Chu Xiao rushed straight forward, and his head was directly pressed against Zhou Dao's abdomen.

Then a huge force instantly sent Director Zhou into the air.

"It's bad, Director Zhou was tied up too hurriedly just now, and the Weiya lock was opened. ”

"Ah, what should I do, if you fall so high, you will definitely not be able to live. ”

looked at Director Zhou, who had become a flying high in the sky and a twinkle star.

The faces of the people turned pale.

This old-timer is too ignorant, Director Zhou doesn't have your ability to fly away.

They all asked for help and looked at Chu Xiao.

found that Chu Xiao was engrossed in staring at the air at the moment, revealing a villain's wicked smile, completely immersed in the performance, and indifferent to Director Zhou's situation at this time.

air

Director Zhou flew into the sky, and the entire Dragon City was in full view, looking at the one below that looked like an ant with a small head.

At the beginning, he was really scared stupid, and he was suddenly pushed into the air, isn't this dead?

But soon, he calmed down.

Blue sky

white clouds,

Birds

It's nature's vastness, and everything seems so beautiful!

He believed that if the Fire Cloud Evil God could send him up, he would be able to catch him and not kill him.

Then, he threw himself into it, adjusting his balance, albeit with some difficulty.

But after a few attempts, he managed to do it.

First, a beautiful volley turned over, just as an eagle flew by, he stepped on the eagle's back, and then made a white crane wings in the air.

After that, the whole person swooped down.

According to the previously designed movements, the Divine Palm fell from the sky.

His body was falling faster and faster, the cold wind was cutting his skin like a knife, and he felt like his bones were about to be scraped off.

But listen to the wind whistling in your ears, and the scenes and figures that zoom in at a rapid pace below.

But he grew excited.

In his life, he was able to experience fighting with such a strong man, although he was still acting, but it was enough for him to be excited.

The charter man and the charter wife lie on the windowsill.

The charter lady said, "Husband, do you remember a trick that fell from the sky?"

The charter is fair, "Is it the lost Rulai Divine Palm?"

At this time, Director Zhou had already fallen with his head down.

Everyone in the crew screamed, although they saw that Director Zhou didn't seem to be flustered, but put forward the pre-designed action of "Rulai Divine Palm".

But now human life is at stake, and if you fall down like this, you will be directly turned into pulp.

People are going to die, and there is still time to poss?

But the tragedy did not happen,

Just when the Zhou Dao was tens of meters from the ground.

I saw the bulging cheeks of the Fire Cloud Evil God blowing violently into the air.

Director Zhou suddenly felt a force dragging him, and his falling speed decreased sharply.

He was completely calm and relieved to put on the show.

Boom!

forthwith

Director Zhou made a clapping motion from a distance of more than ten meters.

The Fire Cloud Evil God, who was on all fours, also cooperated with this palm, and his entire body smashed to the ground.

Rumble!

A five-finger-shaped crater appeared in the earth!

It was Chu Xiao's own internal force that shook it out with the internal force of the Toad Gong.

"I surrender!"

Chu Xiao shouted.

Director Zhou finally landed safely.

The "Divine Palm" did not slap on the Fire Cloud Evil God.

But at this time, a golden flower flashed in Chu Xiao's hand, and when he got up, he rushed out of the pit and stabbed at Director Zhou, wanting to sneak attack.

However, a palm stopped when it was only a few centimeters away from his face.

Rumble!

The prop wall behind him was immediately pierced with a five-finger shape.

The fire cloud evil god bowed down and stood on the spot.

Director Zhou took the Golden Flower Hidden Weapon from the Fire Cloud Evil God's hand, and rubbed the metal rod of the Golden Flower with both hands.

The golden flower flew into the air, into the distance.

"What kind of palm is this? ”

The Fire Cloud Evil God asked, convinced.

"If you want to learn, I'll teach you. ”

In an instant, Chu Xiao, the evil god of fire clouds, completely fell into memory.

At this moment, he revealed his true feelings and remembered all the past.

He has no friends, and whenever he is alone, he will nest under the covers and watch Zhou Xingxing movies.

Now in this world, he actually met a person who was very similar to Zhou Xingxing, which made it difficult for him to calm down.

"Perfect, so perfect!"

Suddenly, the whole crew cheered and pulled Chu Xiao back from his frustration.

"The predecessor of the Fire Cloud Evil God is not only strong, but also has such great acting skills. ”

"Yes, yes, absolutely actor level. ”

"Senior, you might as well make a movie later. ”

Everyone looked excited and praised sincerely.

With this last shot, the level of this film has been raised by at least a few notches.

Not only is the martial arts exciting,

And the performance of the Fire Cloud Evil God is also unimpeccable.

However, Chu Xiao did not blend into the joy of everyone, but turned his head and left.

"The film is called "Kung Fu", which is more pure. ”

That was his last word.

After saying that, the back had already turned into an alley and disappeared.

"Kung Fu"

Director Zhou pondered for a while, clenched his fists, and said with bright eyes, "That's right, the name of kung fu is pure, it's called "Kung Fu". ”