Chapter 77: Wine and Meat Through the Intestines [For the Alliance Leader H is not crazy, the demon will not survive, and he will not be able to add more]
Qin Shou breathed a sigh of relief.
Ji Yi smiled and said: "Rabbit, I didn't get this box for a long time, and I don't know a lot of secrets." Maybe there's a demon god in there...... Hehe, you regret it now, I can still trade other treasures with you. ”
Qin Shou shook his head decisively and said, "Don't change!"
The more terrifying Ji Du said, Qin Shou knew that this box must be a good baby, and he would never change it.
After a while, he saw that the rabbit was determined to refuse to change, so he reluctantly gave up.
Qin Shou directly put the Black Demon God Box on the dragon fishing rope and hung it around his neck along with the black token.
At this time, Ji Luo suddenly raised his eyebrows and asked, "Rabbit, where did you get the brand around your neck?"
Qin Shou said casually: "Pick it up." ”
"Where did you pick it up?" asked him.
Qin Shou said: "I picked it up on the ground." ”
Madness: "......"
Ji Du asked reluctantly: "Rabbit, tell me honestly, where did you pick this up?" ”
Qin Shou didn't answer, but asked, "Then you tell me what this is first." ”
"All I can tell you is that this thing is very old...... You'd better not hang it around your neck if you're fine, otherwise it's easy to attract cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods. ”
Seeing the token reacting, Ji Ji is not the first, and the other is a barefoot immortal.
At that time, Qin Shou felt that there was a problem with this token, but now that he heard Ji Du say this, he was even more sure that there was a problem in his heart.
But the token was given to him by Wu Gang, and Qin Shou was worried that Wu Gang should not pit him, so he kept confiscating it. But thinking about it carefully, Wu Gang didn't seem to say that he should hang it outside and swagger through the market, but just told him that when he encountered something, he would take it out and try it......
Thinking of this, Qin Shou simply stuffed the token into the small box.
After packing everything up, Qin Shou was also satisfied, this trip to Heaven could be said to be a lot of money, but Qin Shou still asked with some curiosity: "Ji Lu, why do you keep staring at that guy." Gluttony doesn't kill you like this......"
This is understandable to the mad, but not to outsiders.
Ji Luo raised his head arrogantly and said, "Why do the poor monks have to explain to you. ”
Qin Shou looked up at Ji Mad, and smiled: "My mouth seems to be a little loose......"
Ji Madness immediately said: "Is it okay to be greedy?"
"You don't have to kill the Roaring Heavenly Dog, do you?" Qin Shou said, "Anyway, that dog is almost like a human......
Ji Mad's eyes rolled and said, "Who told you that I was going to kill him?"
The two of them simply passed the sound together......
"Then if you don't kill him, how can you eat?" Qin Shou.
Ji Luo said: "The poor monk is a monk with a Tao, how can the dragon descending Arhat on the spiritual mountain kill at will?"
"Bah, you don't just kill creatures, please spit out the chicken bones in your mouth when you say this. Qin Shou said with contempt.
Ji Luo quickly took out the bones, threw them on the table, and asked with concern, "Do you eat them?"
"Get out, I'm a rabbit, not a dog!" Qin Shou was furious......
Ji Ma patted the rabbit's head and said, "Dissipate your anger...... Let's get down to business. Let me tell you, rabbit, the poor monk did not eat this chicken for nothing. ”
Qin Shou smiled and said, "Yes...... Do you want to pay for it after eating?"
Ji Du didn't understand what Qin Shou meant, and shook his head and said, "The poor monk eats a chicken and still has to give money?
As he spoke, he took another plate of chicken and put it on the table.
Qin Shou nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, don't say anything, eat **!"
Ji Luo nodded, picked up a piece of chicken, and then stared at the rabbit, the rabbit's face was swishful, how did he see how there was a problem, and finally thought about it, and said with a dark face: "Remove that word in the future!"
"Well, eat **** ......" Qin Shou nodded.
"Damn, don't eat it! you're disgusting!" said Ji Mad, tossing the chicken onto the plate.
As a result, the dead rabbit immediately stuffed the whole plate into his mouth...... After reacting, he scolded directly: "You dead rabbit, did you do it on purpose?"
Qin Shou spread his hands and said: "If you don't eat, I'll help you eat, is it a waste of savings." Speaking of business, you say you don't kill, so where did this chicken come from? Oh, I remember, don't you have a mantra? The Buddha sat in his heart, wine and meat passed through the intestines, and you still said that you don't kill? I doubt it, how did you get the certificate and enter the spiritual mountain...... I can't buy it, right?"
"What kind of nonsense are you talking about...... Who bought the certificate. After glancing at Qin Shou, Ji Yi tilted his neck and looked at Qin Shou with contempt: "You little rabbit, you are obedient and only listen to half of it, and you are not ashamed to show it?"
Qin Shou didn't understand what it meant.
Ji Luo said: "What the poor monk said at the time was that the wine and meat passed through the intestines, and the Buddha sat in his heart, and if the world learned from me, it would be like entering the devil's way." I didn't say anyone can do that......"
Qin Shou pouted and said, "Aren't you typical of being a bitch and setting up an archway? If you don't let others do it, you can do it?"
Ji Luo raised his hand and threw it on Qin Shou's head: "The poor monk does it, there is a premise." ”
"What's the premise??" Qin Shou asked in a swishing voice.
Ji Madness looked at the dead rabbit with a dark face, and held back for a long time and said, "One day I will sew your mouth shut!"
"It's not good, my mouth is loose again......" Qin Shou said cutely.
Ji Luo hurriedly said: "I'm afraid of you, let's get down to business! The premise of my eating meat is like this......
After saying that, Ji opened his mouth, and only heard a clucking sound, and then an old hen jumped out of his mouth, landed on the table, and walked back and forth.
Qin Shou was dumbfounded: "You are a big change of live chicken!"
Ji Lun shook his head and said, "The poor monk eats one dead one in his mouth, and spits out two alive ones......!" So, this is eating, not eating, this is crossing!"
"Eat one, spit out two? You wholesale chicken...... Ay...... I see, you're not an Arhat!" Qin Shou clapped his face.
Ji Luo asked in wonder, "What is it that is not an Arhat?"
Qin Shou smiled, looked at Ji Ji with a thief, and said slowly with a look that all men understand: "You must be the old bustard......
"I'll shoot you dead rabbit!" Ji Luo slipped his slippers directly, and slapped the sole of his shoe on Qin Shou's face.
Qin Shou grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth......
Ji Luo looked at it and shouted: "Tell me!" and pulled it out at the same time, and when it was pulled out, there was a little grass left in the straw sandals......
"You dead rabbit, can't you be merciful?" Ji Du looked at the few grasses in his hands distressedly, and said angrily.
Qin Shou is fearless, this guy can scare him enough at the beginning, and the most terrible thing is that if Qin Shou hadn't defected to help the Roaring Sky Dog at the critical moment, it is estimated that he would not have been able to enter the main venue. The most important thing is that you may have to carry the black pot...... Think about the domineering appearance of Erlang God, most of them hide on the moon and be caught by the other party, roasted and eaten.
Thinking about it, the stomach is a belly of gas...... Who is not black?
PS: For the alliance leader H is not crazy and the demon will not survive