Fu Tong, who was wearing bright red trousers, had his face against the yellowed futon, rubbing quickly on the futon that might have been bald, and his body slid straight towards the end of the bed against the futon.

Master Ling miscalculated.

That was his first reaction.

In the five thousand years of China, how many fierce people with no force but no brains have died miserably, what is the use of relying on barbarism?

Fu Tong slid from the head of the bed to the end of the bed with the help of his body's strong mobility, and finally rolled to the ground.

At the same time, the footboard in front of him was pulled up raw.

Ling Bai's face was expressionless, he grabbed the bed board and picked it out lightly.

The two yellow fangs under the gums of the old face were directly smashed into two.

"Abbot Ling, are you a dentist?" Fu Tong covered his crotch and opened his mouth in an O-shape.

"My teeth, damn it, do you know how precious an old man's few remaining teeth are?" the old face flew into the television in the distance, and then slipped into it. The 24-inch TV screen, which was originally a black screen, lit up, and he showed a hideous old face on the screen, roaring angrily.

"Won't you have teeth?" Ling Bai casually threw away the broken bed board and glanced at the two fangs on the ground.

He retracted his previous words, this old ghost is not an ordinary ghost who can only be scary, on the contrary, he knows some attack methods, although it is very clumsy, but with his advanced acting skills, it can indeed surprise the newly awakened inheritor under surprise, and even capsize in the gutter.

From the very beginning, he was pretending, pretending to be weak enough to be kneaded at will. When Ling Bai recited the mantra of the past life, he cooperated very well, and the emotions such as fear and shock were also just right, neither looking pompous nor jerky. This kind of acting skills can be regarded as perfect, and it is not an exaggeration to take a Golden Eagle male god now.

"Set your second uncle. The old face cursed, his face returned to gloomy, and the lifeless old face stared at Ling Bai and asked, "How did you see it?"

Ling Bai shook his head helplessly, and replied: "I'm not a great Buddhist power, how can I let you die just by reciting Buddhist scriptures?" I am very accurate in my positioning, so I can see that you are pretending at the beginning, and then I am just afraid that you will be embarrassed and cooperate with you a little." ”

"I'll you..... Uncle, you can really pretend. "The old ghost's head spun around on the TV, sometimes horizontally, sometimes vertically, left and right, like a snake in Nokia.

Ling Bai felt that he was a little fearless.

It's jumpy and skinny.

"You seem to be a little out of sight of me. He asked with a smile as he glanced at the old ghost's body below his head.

The old grimace noticed Ling Bai's gaze, and said with an arrogant smile: "Hahahaha, you go to fight, even if you fight, you can't cause me any harm if you break it." If you have the ability, you can beat me, slightly, I will dangle on the TV, you will beat me. ”

You're real skin!

Ling Bai rushed straight towards the TV, grabbed the TV cover with one hand, and with a slight twist, the TV hanging on the wall was pulled out.

"I can't hit you, can't I smash the TV?" he sneered, picked up the 24-inch color TV and slammed it on the ground.

Kuala，

The TV was smashed to pieces, and even a few floor tiles were cracked.

"Hmm......" On the shattered screen, the old grimace wailed out of the cracks.

"You think you're Sadako?" Ling Bai lifted his 43-yard foot over his old face, rubbing it back and forth heavily. It's like walking down the side of the street and suddenly stepping on dog poop, and then you rub it on the ground in disgust.

"Ouch...... Nose... Sub to.... collapsed. The old grimace roared indistinctly.

"I don't think I'm convinced. Ling Bai pulled a stool and sat down, the 43-yard spiked soles mercilessly rubbing the shriveled and wrinkled old face.

"Master, I was wrong, I don't dare. Old Grimace wept bitterly, today may be the most unforgettable day of his ghost life. It's too much of a bully.......

Ling Bai was also a little tired from stepping on it, looked back at the stunned Fu Tong, hooked his fingers, and motioned for him to come over.

"Mom, that's a ghost, Master Ling, you are reckless, but I'm cowardly. ”

Let people come to the ghost, or in front of a hideous human head, even if this matter is solved, he will not be able to sleep for several days.

"Come here, or I'll kill you now. Ling Bai was a little displeased.

"Yes. Fu Tong suddenly looked like a frightened kitten, wearing red trousers, his hands on his chest, his palms drooping down, and he walked over obediently like a beckoning cat.

"Tell me, why don't you let him sleep?" Ling Bai decided to peel off the cocoon, figure out the reason for the matter, and resolve this grudge. This is a last resort, if the "Death Mantra" he recited is really useful, there is no need to talk nonsense at all, and he will directly send the old grimace to the end of his life.

"This boy has trampled on my grave. The old grimace snorted coldly and spat indignantly.

"Hmm, stepping on someone's grave is tantamount to slapping in the face! Hitting someone in the face is not a slap in the face, Fu Tong, this is your mistake. You see, even if I hit someone, when did I hit someone in the face?" Ling Bai turned the gun and began to educate Fu Tong.

"Really?"

Fu Tong boldly glanced at the old grimace, his shriveled face covered with sunken dots. At first glance, I thought it was an old pockmark.

"I haven't stepped on his grave. He thought for a moment, but was not impressed. Besides, it's too late for normal people to see the grave and hide, who will be idle and have nothing to step on and play, and it's not the hatred of killing the father or taking the wife.

"Dare to quibble?" The old grimace spat and spitted, and his angry face turned purple, "You organized an outing that day, did you defecate anywhere, the loss is that you didn't pee on me, otherwise you would have to scare you to death." ”

Fu Tong's brows tightened, and he suddenly remembered when he heard the old grimace say this. "Oh, that's the case, I was in a hurry to urinate at that time, and I couldn't hold it back, so I found a hidden place in the forest to solve it. But there's no grave. ”

"My old man's grave is buried in the earth, of course you can't see it, little Jiji, phew. The old grimace looked disdainful.

Fu Tong's face turned red when he heard this, and he didn't have the feeling of fear before. Being insulted for being short is worse than death, and he scolded: "I'm small, pull it out, I deserve to step on you, I'm not serious, peeking at people." ”

"Peeking? I use peeping? I can't even see the shadow of Little Guy in front of you. Lao Tzu took it out and scared you to death......"

"Shriveled, shriveled, scared me to death? ”

......

The two of them stared at each other and blushed, almost putting their faces together.

"Stop arguing. Ling Bai grabbed a piece of the machine cover and smashed it, and said with a smile.

A person and a ghost were silent when they landed.

"Master, look at him......" The old ghost pouted with a pouted face, looking aggrieved.