Tiancang's face suddenly turned black into coal, and for the first time he had the urge to kill the rabbit and kill his mouth.

The more he didn't want to answer, the more the rabbit swished upward, and at first he looked up and asked, "How do you know?"

Then he stood up and asked, "Have you ever been?"

Then it was to climb on the lap and ask, "Surely you have been!"

Then he pulled his collar and asked, "Tell me honestly, how many prostitutes have you been on?"

Then he sat on his shoulder and pulled the canopy's ear and said, "Seeing that you don't say anything, you must not have given money!"

Then the dead rabbit sat on his shoulder and laughed: "Marshal Tianpeng didn't give money for prostitution, haha......"

When Tian Peng heard this, he went completely crazy and shouted, "Shut up, rabbit, can we change the subject?!"

"No, brother, you have to figure things out, it's a matter of principle!" said the rabbit very seriously.

"Principle, your brother-in-law! I haven't been there again!"

The rabbit swished: "It's not that you can't shut up, after all, it's not good to hear this matter to Chang'e, and it will seriously affect your image." But Master Rabbit, I want to say ...... when I'm free."

With that, the rabbit stretched out his paws and rubbed his fingers.

Seeing this, Tiancang's head turned black, his hair stood up, and this grandson wanted to pay for his mouth again! Cao Nima, this is not a rabbit, this is a dog, right?

Then Tianpeng took out a silver stick and stuffed it to Qin Shou with tears in his eyes: "Rabbit, this is a dragon silver stick, it can be big or small, and it is very powerful." Now, can you shut up?"

Qin Shou took the stick and tried his teeth, it was quite comfortable to bite, and there was a bite on the head, so it should not be a defective product.

Tianpeng looked at this scene, and really wanted to slap the rabbit to death, this TM is a magic weapon, not gold and silver, and it is also used to bite ......

After putting away the stick, Qin Shou said: "Don't worry, my mouth is tightly gagged." ”

Tian Peng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's pretty much the same. ”

Qin Shou nodded and said, "So, who is Jingjing?"

Nima...... Another one!" Canopy is really going crazy.

Qin Shou stretched out his hand......

Tianpeng's tears are about to come out: "Rabbit, you are picking up wool, can you not do it? Aren't you afraid of scaring the sheep away, and you won't have to do it in the future?"

Qin Shou thought thoughtfully and said, "Hmm...... As long as the grass is good, the sheep have it. Let me tell you, just the people who chase our Chang'e can line up from the Nantian Gate, turn a few corners, and turn to the gate of the Moon Palace, do you believe it or not?"

Tianpeng was dumb, if it was another fairy, he really didn't believe it. But Chang'e......

Think about Chang'e's appearance, the look of her every move......

He had to believe it!

Qin Shou continued: "Let me tell you, what you gave me is good. If all you give me is garbage, you won't even be able to get in the door. Although I don't have any skills, but the so-called closest person is not the pillow person, if I say two good words, it will be more effective than you do a hundred things. Believe it or not, as long as I say to the outside world, give me a treasure, I'll give you a chance, believe it or not, just these treasures you gave me, I can pile them up and play with them as building blocks?"

Canopy was speechless......

"I don't want to show you, but I don't see you sincerely. But I don't lie to you, I can help you say good things, but I don't guarantee whether it will work or not. After all, I haven't said anything nice about anyone until now. Therefore, there is no one at the gate of my Moon Palace. Qin Shou said.

When Tianpeng heard this, his head was full of cold sweat, and the heavens and men were at war in his heart, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Here you go!"

So Tianpeng took off the cloak and stuffed it to Qin Shoudao: "This is the cloak of returning to the sky, in case of danger, it can teleport you thousands of miles away in an instant." ”

Qin Shou took it with a smile, stuffed it into the Black Demon God box, and then said beautifully: "Okay, let's talk about our Moon Palace, you see, there is a bench and a hammock in the pavilion here." The bench is best made of jade, warm in winter and cool in summer, if there are better materials, you can help me keep a snack, you pay for the money, I don't have money anyway. Brother, don't count this small account...... Oops...... Brother, why are you sweating all over your face?"

Tianpeng swallowed and said, "Rabbit, let's change the subject." ”

Qin Shou nodded obediently and said, "Okay, which Qinglou is Jingjing from?"

Tianpeng was about to cry when he heard this, and said, "Rabbit, don't mention this!"

The rabbit said very seriously: "Then there is no topic, you can go." ”

Canopy: "......"

Tianpeng looked at Qin Shou angrily, he came all the way, and said that it was to send a car, and it was for the baby, but Chang'e didn't see it, and he didn't do anything, so he was about to be driven away?

So Tianpeng gritted his teeth and said, "Let's talk about the decoration of the Moon Palace." ”

Qin Shou said: "Look, you can't chat well." Look, if your water comes, I think there will be a hill here, and then you will be able to see that the flying stream is 3,000 feet down, and it is really the scene of the Milky Way falling for nine days. How's it going, Master Rabbit, am I talented?"

"Hehe...... "Where is Tianpeng in the mood to listen to some bullshit poetry now? He only thinks about one thing now, what about Chang'e?"

He was mad to be tortured by this rabbit here, why didn't he even see Chang'e?

Finally, he couldn't help it and asked, "Rabbit, why haven't you seen Fairy Chang'e after sitting for so long?"

Qin Shou spread his hands and said: "I told you not to come, Chang'e is in the heavenly court during the day, not in the Moon Palace." ”

"Why didn't you say it earlier?!" Tianpeng screamed excitedly when he heard it, he knew that Chang'e was not there, what kind of egg was he talking to this rabbit here?

Qin Shou said as a matter of course: "You didn't ask either." ”

Canopy: "I ......"

Qin Shou said: "Tianpeng, where is your water? You won't be bragging, right? It's been an hour, and I haven't seen your water coming." ”

When Tianpeng heard this, his head was suddenly covered with cold sweat, his face was flushed, and he coughed dryly: "It should be, something is wrong, wait until I go back and ask." ”

"Okay, then let's not talk about this question for now, I think we can build another big hall there, just according to Ling Xiaobao...... Marshal Tianpeng, where are you going, why are you leaving?" cried the rabbit.

When Tianpeng heard this, he couldn't sit still at all, and he felt that if he sat down any longer, not only would the small treasury be lost, but he would be sold!

Looking at the back of Tianpeng leaving, Qin Shou pursed his lips and said, "Touching, really touching...... The IQ is really impressive. No wonder the ancients said that men and women who fall in love have basically zero IQ. God, if there are such good people, give me another bunch!"