Chapter 3: God's Quotes
Ye Tian's high school is a small county town, and it doesn't take half an hour to walk from the south of the city to the north of the city.
So when Ye Tian was ready and stood in front of the cat emperor KTV, only half an hour had passed.
"What the hell are you doing standing here? Good dogs don't get in the way!" Just as Ye Tian's blood was boiling and he was about to go in to subdue Xia Xue, the tigress, an arrogant voice sounded behind him.
He raised his eyebrows and turned his head to look, but a big bald head with a gold chain was holding a woman with heavy makeup and a coquettish face looking at him with disdain!
"What are you looking at? Why don't you hurry up and get out of the way for grandpa?" the big bald head was full of flesh, and he was very arrogant.
", with such a wide road, why don't you walk from the side?" Ye Tian's good mood was instantly lost by this bald head, and he didn't want to go back in an instant!
"You don't have any hairy kid, and you dare to shout for Lao Tzu here?" The bald head was scolded by Ye Tian, and he was instantly angry, and slapped Ye Tian!
"Hmph!" Ye Tian was deaf and quick after drinking monkey wine, how could he be hit by him, his body shook and he dodged, stretched out his hand and slapped him in the face.
"Smack!" Ye Tian's slap was very powerful with seventy percent of his strength, and he directly slapped the bald head and sat on the ground!
"Nima, Lao Tzu ......!" The bald head was thrown off in a daze, and he stood up and raised his feet and wanted to kick Lin Fan, but just after moving his legs, he slapped him again!
This time the bald head is really confused, he is also a famous big brother on the road, he was born in a fight in his early years, but he didn't expect to be planted in the hands of a student today!
was slapped twice in a row, and he had no power to fight back at all.
Ye Tianke didn't care about this, he grinned and looked at the bald head and said, "Bald head, have you heard of God's famous saying?"
"What's the famous saying?" The bald head is a little sluggish, this is a fight, how can it still be related to God!
"God said, if Lao Tzu hits you on the left cheek, you should put your right cheek over and let me hit it!"
After Ye Tian finished saying this, without waiting for the bald head to react, he opened the bow left and right, crackling and directly pumping seven or eight big mouths.
The bald head was dazed, and he sat on the ground again, thinking about God's famous words!
"Grass, what kind of fucking words did this special god say, causing Lao Tzu to be slapped so much!"
The woman with the bald head next to her was also sluggish, and finally reacted at this moment, screaming with a hideous face: "Boy, do you know who this is?
"Hehe, the Blue Dragon Society, I haven't heard of it!" Ye Tian plucked his ears and grinned: "But I've heard another famous saying from God!"
"Hmm, what?" the woman looked puzzled!
"God said, I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, I don't care if you are in the Blue Dragon Club or the Black Tiger Gang, what tricks are there, just use it, Lao Tzu will follow!" Ye Tian smiled confidently, didn't look at the two of them, and turned around and entered the KTV very chicly, leaving behind the men and women with confused faces!
That's a bit too much, aren't you!
"Beauty, how to get to room 206?" Ye Tian walked up to a waiter and asked with a smile on his face!
The beautiful waitress clearly saw the whole process of the conflict between Ye Tian and Brother Hu just now, and when she saw Ye Tian talking to her at this moment, her face flushed with excitement.
This suddenly made Ye Tian secretly proud, and secretly said that his charm was really God blocking and killing God, and Buddha blocking and killing Buddha, and even this girl who had only seen one time was a little unbearable!
"Over there!" the waiter pointed in the direction to Lin Fan, with a hint of hesitation on his face!
"Hehe, is there anything else to say about the beauty?" Ye Tian couldn't help but ask with a smile when he saw the hesitation on the woman's face.
At the moment, he put his hands behind his back, pretending to be limitless, obviously waiting for the waiter's words of worship and praise!
"That's right, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell is not what God said, it was the Buddha who said!" The girl mustered up a lot of courage and finally said with a serious face.
"Nima!" The calm look on Ye Tian's face instantly collapsed, and he looked at the waiter with wide eyes and a simple face speechless.
"Also, your first quote from God is also wrong, God said that if someone hits you on the left cheek, you stretch out your right cheek and let him hit it!" The little girl didn't notice the depression on Ye Tian's face at all, and explained more seriously.
"Okay, I see!" Ye Tian was completely powerless, and he said in his heart, why is it so difficult to pretend to be a force?
"Don't you believe it? I'll take a look at it!" The little girl was extremely serious, and she was about to take out her mobile phone as she spoke!
"Uh!" Ye Tian's face was full of confusion, he never expected to meet such a more serious little girl, so he turned around and slipped away!
It wasn't until he walked to the door of the 206 private room that Ye Tiancai finally secretly sighed and shook his head secretly, the first time he pretended to be a complete failure after becoming a martial arts master!
But that's okay, there's a second chance!
Ye Tian's face returned to his calm appearance again, and gently pushed open the door!
Inside was the last gathering of their class at the end of the college entrance examination.
The scene seems to be very chaotic, drinking, hugging and crying, confessing, complaining to each other, the college entrance examination is over, and the feelings that have been suppressed for three years explode in an instant, this scene is really touching.
On the high stage, a man and a woman are singing in duet at this moment, and it is a very affectionate duet, the two of them are crying while singing, and they look like they are about to part with life and death at the end of the love drama.
These two goods used to belong to each other in the class who didn't like each other.,All day long.,I didn't expect this to get together as soon as I graduated.,Look at this look is obviously to be embarrassed.,After the party, go to hey close contact!
But what is incompatible with this jubilant scene is a girl in white sitting in the middle of the venue!
This girl is very beautiful, with a calm face, silently drinking orange juice, she seems to have her own aura of persuasion, no one dares to approach within one meter of her body, especially the boys in the class, she is two or three meters away from the detour, looking at this girl's eyes full of awe!
Seeing this girl, Ye Tian couldn't help but shudder, this is their class flower, and it is the school's school flower Xia Xue, who was secretly nicknamed the Ice and Snow Goddess by some boys at school.
It is said that everyone who comes close to her can feel a chill to the bone, whether it is winter or summer.
Seeing Xia Xue for the first time, Ye Tian's ambition to subdue the tigress instantly collapsed in half, and as soon as he turned around, he wanted to hide in the corner trembling!
"Hey, Ye Tian, your kid is finally here, what did you say at noon? Quick, the brothers are ready for you!"
A friend who ate together at noon held a bouquet of flowers and stuffed it directly into Ye Tian's hand, and the other friend directly grabbed the microphone and said with excitement on his face: "Attention, our classmate Ye Tian is going to make a vigorous confession to a girl tonight, he has been secretly in love with this girl for three years, and tonight he finally mustered up the courage to take this crucial step, let us applaud Ye Tian!"
As soon as these words came out, the scene instantly quieted down, and all the students in the class looked at Ye Tian with a look of surprise.
This kid isn't usually too active in the class, but I didn't expect it to be so big today!
At this moment, a question involuntarily emerged in the hearts of all the students, who is the object that Ye Tian wants to confess?