35. Think of your daughter-in-law's pig's feet

The bright lights of thousands of homes are basically invisible in a small town in a remote corner. It was nearly eight o'clock in the evening, and there were only a few night owls around that were still resisting stubbornly. Except for a few newly installed street lamps on the main road, which are still exerting residual heat and dissipating light, there are hardly many people on the road.

There is a small road from the town to Sheqian Village, and there are barren mountains and wild graves on both sides.

Ding Meng staggered and walked side by side with Ling Bai, his cheeks were slightly red, and he thought, "The temple is really spiritual, and the wishes are fulfilled one after another, and when you rest, you must bring a box of incense sticks to worship the Buddha." ”

"Fortunately, this person didn't get crazy after drinking too much, and the wine was good. Ling Bai squinted and observed Ding Meng, although she walked a little staggeringly, she was quite steady, and there was no problem at all when she walked alone.

"Hee-hee, Ling Bai, you are so handsome. Ding Meng's left shoulder was crooked, and he fell into Ling Bai's arms, burping, and looking at Ling Bai's eyes with drunken eyes.

"Well, I know. Ling Bai's heart tightened, thinking to herself, at this time, she still knew that I was handsome, I shouldn't be drunk, it was impossible for her to go crazy drunk.

"You don't like me. Ding Meng pushed him away, swayed two steps forward, and looked around, "It's so beautiful here, our first date was in such a romantic place, I'm so happy." ”

A cold wind blew.

Ling Bai glanced at both sides, except for the barren grass and the erected tombstones, it was indeed a rather romantic environment.

"Hee-hee, a little old man here is looking at me, and a little old lady is looking at me there. Ding Meng took off his coat and waved it in his hand, and pointed to the two tombstones not far away with the other hand and giggled. "Good evening, you guys. ”

Ling Bai frowned slightly, the female ghost lying on his body hadn't been solved yet, now it's good, Ding Meng went to provoke something else. Let's not talk about whether what she said is true or not, just pointing to the tombstone has already committed a local taboo.

"Come here, don't make a fuss. ”

Ling Bai is not afraid of things, but he doesn't want to do much either. He took two steps forward and dragged Ding Meng over, pressed her head and bowed to the two tombstones not far away.

"Hee-hee, are we in the church? I'm still going to worship. Ding Meng pouted, turned around, and bent down at Ling Bai. The two were only two palms away from each other, and she bowed her head violently and her chin slammed heavily on Ling Bai's strong chest muscles, and tears suddenly flashed in her eyes. "It's so hard......"

"That's right. Ling Bai hugged her with a smile and walked forward quickly.

A lonely grave on the hillside on the left.

A little old man sat on a small papier-mΓ’chΓ© bench smoking a dry cigarette, and said happily to the little old lady next to him: "This young man is quite polite. ”

The little old lady's face was purple, and she turned her head from behind her back mechanically, and replied quietly: "The little girl has a big heart, if I don't bow here, I have to give her some hardship." ”

.......

"You're so hot, so hard, I don't want to ......" Ding Meng, who had been on for a few minutes, struggled twice on Ling Bai and ran outside, like a lively lark. To describe it in a lyric, it is "spinning, jumping, Ling Bai closed his eyes helplessly." ”

After the wild grave pile, the road has been a lot better, Ling Bai simply didn't bother to care about her anymore, let her toss, when he was tired, he would naturally fall, and if he fell, he would naturally stay quietly on his shoulder.

"Let's learn to meow together, meow meow, cluck ..... together"

Ding Meng completely let go of herself, and the buttons tightly bound on her chest also burst into two, and a large area of snow-white skin looked bare** in the dark night.

A dark shadow approached him.

Ling Bai's heart tightened.

The black shadow leaned over, exclaimed, "There is a ghost", and ran to the grave.

Ling Bai breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that Ding Meng was more terrifying than a ghost, even if she went back alone, it was estimated that no one would dare to have any thoughts about her. Think about it, one dark and windy night, you are walking on the grave road in the suburbs, and you are greeted by a gorgeous and beautiful woman, she is not only hot, but also can 'meow meow', at this time can you still think of 'pop papa'?

"Meow, meow. Ding Meng was like a little Tibetan antelope that had just learned to walk, crooked, as if he was about to fall, but he survived at a critical time every time.

Soon, out of the most desolate path, the road gradually widened, and after walking a kilometer or two, you will reach Sheqian Village.

Under the street lamps ahead, there are several late-night food stalls for workers on the airport expansion project to drink and brag.

The night food stall is very busy, and under the cold wind, it is full of workers in thick cotton coats, each holding a green beer bottle in their hands, and from time to time picking up a fried crispy peanut and putting it in their mouths, accompanied by a sip of beer, and shouting "ahhhhh

"Hey, there's a little girl. Zhang Laosi, who was sitting on the side of the road, glanced at the opposite side drunkenly, his eyes lit up, patted the table, and said to the two workers next to him, "Look, you look really good." Those legs are much better looking than my daughter-in-law's pig's feet. ”

"I think the pig's feet are quite delicious. Liu Laosan spoke. His face was full of beard, and his eyes were misty, as if he was savoring the taste of pig's feet.

"Are you taking advantage of me?" do you want my daughter-in-law's pig's feet?" Zhang Laosi glared at him, and suddenly became anxious.

"No, I'm not thinking about your daughter-in-law's pig's feet, I'm thinking about your daughter-in-law's feet....... No, isn't it..... Look at my mouth.... I'm talking about missing your daughter-in-law. Liu Laosan hurriedly explained.

"I'll kill your turtle grandson and say in front of me that you miss my daughter-in-law. Zhang Laosi pounced, pressed Liu Laosan to the ground, and raised the wine bottle to beat.

"Wait, you still have wine in your bottle. Xue Laoer, who had not spoken, kindly reminded.

"yes, you can't waste it, you can't just drink one bottle of beer a day. Zhang Laosi craned his neck and grunted to finish the remaining sip of wine and licked it on the mouth of the bottle.

"Drink another bottle, look at your picking, lick, shut up, put your tongue down. Liu Laosan, who was pressed to the ground, scolded with a smile.

"Drinking another bottle is 3 yuan, drinking 30 bottles more a month is 90 yuan, this is my calculation, 90 yuan can eat a few good meals at home, the doll can buy two sets of clothes, give me such a drink, it can really only become urine." Zhang Laosi sighed.

At this point, all three of them were silent for a while. Even the ten toothpicks on the table looked a little cold.

"Don't talk about it, let's look at the girls. Hey, she's coming, hurry up. Xue Laoer's voice began to tremble.

When Zhang Laosi and Liu Laosan heard this, they quickly got up from the ground, looked up, and their eyes were straight.

"Boss, I'm going to eat skewers, I'm going to drink. Ding Meng's face was slightly drunk, and he staggered to the stall and shouted coquettishly. She touched her body and said with an aggrieved face, "But I don't have any money.......

Zhang Laosi stared at Ding Meng's back and blurted out, "Boss, 100 skewers, all the elements of meat, and then go to the next one.... Well, two dozen beers. ”

Liu Laosan and Xue Laoer glanced at each other, both seeing the disdain in each other's eyes. I thought to myself, "How much and urine do you have to do with two dozen beers and 100 skewers?" It's not easy to see beautiful women, they definitely won't be the same as him. ”