Chapter 183, Talking Matchmaker
Chapter 183, Talking Matchmaker
After Ma Mian complained about his suffering, he said that he would hurry up to find the soul of the donkey, and resurrect the unreliable brother-in-law as soon as possible, so as not to go back and listen to the broken thoughts of the lady, so he said goodbye and left in the clouds. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Besides, Li Yunlong just spoke for the one-horned ghost king, and everyone must know that he must also be fighting the idea of the one-horned ghost king. I saw the little thief say to the one-horned ghost king:
"Hey, Brother Ghost King, in fact, I came to Netherworld Mountain to look for you this time, and there is really something wrong. But I just heard Brother Ma Mian say that you are guts...... He said that you were cautious, and that a hero like him was afraid...... Hey, let's not mention it, so as not to frighten you. ”
This little thief is so bad that he speaks without revealing it, and it makes the one-horned ghost king very uncomfortable. What is cautious, it is clearly to laugh at yourself for being cowardly, what is a hero like Ma Mian, it is clear that you want to say, Ma Mian is afraid, and your one-horned ghost king is naturally even more afraid!
The clay man also has three points of earthiness, and the one-horned ghost king was not happy when he heard it, so he simply sat down in front of Li Yunlong, and said with a straight face:
"Don't listen to that horse face nonsense, oh, I abide by the rules and disciplines, don't do those things that violate the law and discipline, and fill my own pockets, I'm timid? I'm not convinced! I'm not afraid of him being scared, Brother Yunlong, just say! What is the matter with me? As long as I can do it, brother, I will never shirk!"
If Li Yunlong would take the opportunity to ask for some one-horned ghost king's sweat mud, it would be too much to underestimate this thief. I heard the little thief sigh deliberately, and then said in a slur manner:
"Alas, I'd better not say it, right? Brother Xiao Ma has said it, and he met a loser's mother-in-law...... Heroes don't have a problem!"
The one-horned ghost king glared at the giant eyes, clenched his fists, and said angrily:
"He's him, I'm me! If I marry a disobedient girl, I will definitely want her to look good! Teach the child to be a baby, the godwife is the first to come, after getting married, I will let her taste a full fist, and then she will naturally be well-behaved!"
Hey, I can't imagine that this one-horned ghost king has his own set of royal women's ways. Don't say it, Li Yunlong is just waiting for the one-horned ghost king to drill into the trap, he wants to kill two birds with one stone, in addition to the sweat and mud of the one-horned ghost king, by the way, he will do the things entrusted to him by the ancestor Huayang Zhenren. That is, to find a mother-in-law for Huahua, which is also what he promised Huahua himself.
The thief Li Yunlong hurriedly made a grateful look and said:
"If that's the case, I still beg the eldest brother of the ghost king to save the little brother, don't you know, that beautiful Huahua is three points taller than you, but she is beating the idea of the little brother. I have heard people say in the world that the Netherworld is behind the Yin Mountain, and the Ghost King is domineering! Say that you are a first-class hero, Brother Ghost King, do you dare to go with me to meet that flower girl?"
The one-horned ghost king smacked his chest twice with his fists, and it thumped. Excited Dao:
"What a 'Netherworld Back Yin Mountain, Ghost King Dominates the Sky', is that really what the world says about me?"
The thief Li Yunlong arched his hand again and said with a smile:
"That's nature!"
The one-horned ghost king became more and more excited, got up for a moment, drove the clouds, and said in a loud voice:
"Brother Yunlong, you lead the way in front, I will catch that little girl and be my lady of the Yin Mountain!"
Li Yunlong secretly rejoiced in his heart, but he was invisible, and said:
"It's a pity that my Dharma body is still in Chang'an, and the flower girl is near the Tiger Gang in the ancestral courtyard of Maoshan Mountain, or Brother Ghost King, you go over first and observe carefully for a few days. When the matter of Chang'an is over, I will go back to meet you immediately and discuss it again?"
The one-horned ghost king waved his hand and said:
"I'm not afraid of your jokes, brother, just like my brother, will you still pick fat and thin? As long as that flower is strong and can give birth to a baby!
After speaking, the one-horned ghost king drove away on his own.
The joy in Li Yunlong's heart, the ghost king, the ghost king, I hope you can really surrender that flower as you said.
As for the sweat and mud of the ghost king, it is not too late to return to Maoshan to ask for it.
This trip to the underworld was not in vain, Li Yunlong not only knew about the conspiracy of the wolf son Zhang Chang, but also took precautions in the future, and also got a rare spirit insect "with a fart". What the thief didn't expect was that when he saw the one-horned ghost king this time, he not only hoped to get the sweat mud of the ghost king, but also solved Huahua's problem in one fell swoop, Huahua's problem was solved, and the cave next to Huayang Cave was truly his own.
Li Yunlong's heart was full of joy, pointed to the "guiding soul lamp", and said:
"Back!"
Seeing that the "guiding soul lamp" suddenly emitted a strong light, Li Yunlong was caught off guard, and quickly closed his eyes and subconsciously hid, and fell to the side.
I only heard Sima Chengzhen's call ringing in my ears:
"Brother Yunlong, what's wrong with you?"
Li Yunlong slowly opened his eyes and looked, and sure enough, he returned to the confinement room, and the magical "Guiding Soul Lamp" seemed to have never moved, emitting a soft light floating in the air.
The thief Li Yunlong felt as if he had a dream, he moved his heart, touched his buttocks, and a green-winged beetle appeared in his palm.
Sima Chengzhen was also curious, and hurriedly asked:
"Brother Yunlong, what did you see in the underworld, and what is this green-winged beetle?"
Li Yunlong's heart moved, and he accepted the "Guiding Soul Lamp", and he roughly told what he had seen during this trip to the underworld. Just slightly highlighted his image, the thief took out the "Demon Sweeping Army Soldier Card", and said very proudly:
"As soon as my 'Front-Road Demon Army Soldier Card' lit up, the road in the underworld was unimpeded! Yan Jun of the underworld sat with me, and the bull head and horse face poured wine for me. If I say something casually, then Yan Jun will send the one-horned ghost king to our Maoshan ancestral garden to play with Huahua! This 'sycophant' was given to me by the horse face in order to please me! Now it is a pair with you, hahaha......"
Sima Chengzhen was not annoyed, but smiled and said:
"Brother Yunlong, do you know why you only got the 'sycophant' of the horse face, but not the 'psoriasis' of the cow's head?"
Li Yunlong was stunned and asked:
"Oh? Do you know?"
The corners of Sima Chengzhen's mouth curled slightly, and he said:
"Because the cowhide was blown by you, hahaha......"
Li Yunlong knew that he had been seen through by Sima Chengzhen, but he still said stubbornly:
"You don't know the magic of my 'Demon Sweeping Army Weapon', those Yan Jun Yin saw me one by one, and told me the secret of the 'Soul Silkworm Mountain'! Let me tell you, if I stand in front of the master with this weapon, I'm afraid he will kowtow!"
Suddenly, a "buzzing" buzzer sounded, and then there was another person in the room, it was the uncle Yang Qi who was disgusted by everyone and bored, I saw him reach out and take the military card in Li Yunlong's hand, frowned slightly, and said:
"What kind of badges?