Chapter 87: Punched
"Call the flower, you come out for me!"
When Zhang Enzhong ran to Zhang Zhaohua to call the door, it was not yet dawn. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info Zhang Zhaohua is naturally still asleep, this time is the time when the little fart is sleeping soundly, not to mention shouting, even thunder may not be able to wake up the fart child.
Zhang Youping and his family were naturally quarreled all of a sudden.
Zhang Youping got up, put on his clothes haphazardly, and opened the door. Zhang Youping was a little puzzled, why did Enzhong come so early. Yesterday, I went to cross the bridge for the Gao family and came back, and yesterday I was proud that I had earned 20 yuan for him all day. The Gao family is really generous this time. There were twenty yuan in the red envelope.
"Enzhong, what are you yelling at so early? My cub is growing up? You woke him up, if it affects his development, a dwarf winter melon that looks like you, who will I go to when the time comes?" Zhang Youping is also angry, what's the matter, you don't know if it's dawn. What is the matter at this time?
"What does it matter to me how tall your cub is? Zhang Enzhong said angrily.
"Qiu Ri, are you looking for trouble?" Zhang Youping was woken up early in the morning, there was already a fire, but he didn't expect Zhang Enzhong to take advantage of the verbal advantage. was so angry that Zhang Youping clenched his fists and rushed towards Zhang Enzhong.
Zhang Enzhong took several steps back, but he didn't see a bamboo broom in the yard, and sat directly on the ground.
"Just like you, you're still playing tricks in front of Lao Tzu. Zhang Youping saw that Zhang Enzhong was so soft, and he didn't have the interest to measure his muscles.
"I left the pot with tofu this morning. It's all called flowers. Zhang Enzhong said angrily.
"Ouch, your tofu is out of the pot, what's the matter with Hua? It's impossible to do what you're doing. If you dare to slander my cub, see how I clean you up!" Why are all the bad things to blame on their own cubs?
"Yesterday, when the Gao family crossed the bridge, your cub cursed me, saying that in the future, my family will not make tofu, but only slag. Zhang Enzhong said angrily.
"My cub said that you don't produce tofu when you make tofu, only scum and you believe it, then he said that your cub is a pig species, why don't you believe it?" Zhang Youping was angry.
"Anyway, you let the flower out. He had to get rid of the curse. Otherwise, I will make your house uneasy. Zhang Enzhong was so anxious that he forgot that it was the sheep talking to the lion now. As a result, tragedy struck.
Zhang Youping was eager to leave Zhang Enzhong, but Zhang Enzhong gave Zhang Youping this opportunity. Zhang Youping didn't say a word, and immediately knocked Zhang Enzhong to the ground, slapped him twice, and directly beat Zhang Enzhong into a daze.
"Zhang Enzhong, I'll give you twenty-four guts, see how you make my family unpeaceful!" Zhang Youping pointed his finger directly at the bridge of Zhang Enzhong's nose.
Zhang Enzhong was so frightened by Zhang Youping that he trembled, he was taught by Zhang Youping from time to time since he was a child. When I saw Zhang Youping, I was stunned. After Zhang Youping married his mother-in-law, his temper changed a lot. Zhang Enzhong has almost forgotten the taste of being taught a lesson when he was young. Otherwise, where would he dare to run to Zhang Youping's house to touch Zhang Youping's reverse scales.
Liu Qiaoye walked out and hurriedly pulled the man away, "Is there anything you can't say well?"
Zhang Youping let go of Zhang Enzhong at this time, "This bastard broke a pot of tofu, and blamed the cub on his head." ā
"Enzhong, you haven't made good tofu, how can you complain about my cub?" Liu Qiaoye was also very displeased. I knew I wouldn't let the man let him go so quickly.
"When I asked Hua to cross the bridge at Gao's house yesterday to invite the master, I made a joke about him, and asked Hua to say casually, so that my family can beat tofu without tofu and only slag. Although it was just a joke, he invited the master at the time, and this sentence became a curse. I didn't care about it before. After a pot of tofu was broken, I remembered it. The purpose of my coming to Zhaohua is to get Zhaohua to solve this spell. Otherwise, I won't be able to do this tofu business in the future. Zhang Enzhong then told the matter as it was.
"That's all you can blame. He didn't recruit you to provoke you, other people's houses crossed the bridge, and you and a big man also ran over to join in the fun, do you want to be a high-ranking family?" Zhang Youping smiled instead. This guy deserves it.
"Who has nothing to do. Didn't I sell tofu from there? By the way, I watched there for a while. Seeing that everyone was talking lively, I made a joke with the flowers. Calling flowers is also casually said. I know he didn't mean it, but I was really tricked. Zhang Enzhong cried with a sad face.
"You said you couldn't tell us well. This is also clear. You came here early in the morning and called for death, and others thought that my family called flowers to do something bad. Zhang Youping looked down on Zhang Enzhong.
"I ......" Zhang Enzhong broke a pot of tofu and ran over to ask the teacher in anger. Now that he has been beaten by two old fists, he has completely seen the situation clearly.
Zhang Zhaohua slept until seven o'clock before being woken up by Liu Qiaoye. Seeing Zhang Enzhong sitting in the hall, he thought that he was serving tofu at home. For fart kids, tofu is a delicacy in addition to meat. If the fresh water tofu is made into a delicious mapo tofu by the skillful mother, its deliciousness will be completely upgraded. This smell may always be hidden in the memories of fart children, and years later, it will be recalled as a child.
"Mother, are we going to serve tofu today?" asked Zhang Zhaohua.
"Ass. The tofu that your Uncle Enzhong made today is all tofu dregs. Cub, you always say, did you put a spell on Uncle Enzhong yesterday?" asked Zhang Youping.
"No, I don't. Zhang Zhaohua still remembers what he said casually.
"Why didn't you say it? When you crossed the bridge, when you were worshipping God, I made a joke with you, and you said, let you make tofu in the future, and the tofu will not be out of the tofu, but only the slag. Do you remember?" Zhang Enzhong hurriedly interjected.
"I think so. But I didn't cast a curse. Zhang Zhaohua scratched her brain.
"You didn't cast a curse, but you were worshipping God at that time, you didn't take it seriously, but the gods took it seriously. Zhang Enzhong said with a sad cry.
"You deserve it. In the past, he lied to me to pick up firewood for you, saying that when I beat tofu, I would leave a bowl of tender tofu. When I go to your house, you don't say you forgot it, you say that the tofu is old. See if you're still lying to me in the future?" Zhang Zhaohua grinned.
"It's called Hua, Uncle is wrong. Can you do me a favor and get rid of this curse? In the future, my uncle will leave you a bowl of tender tofu every day. Zhang Enzhong said to Zhang Zhaohua with a smiling face.
"Well, in fact, my cub is a joke. Your tofu is broken, not necessarily because of my cub's words. Why don't you go back and try again?" Zhang Youping said.
"I wasted a few liters of beans today. Try again, if it still breaks, I'll die. Zhang Enzhong almost didn't cry.