Chapter 2 The Five Elements Dart Game Section 3
"This is not bad, thank you big brother!" Ren Tianbai was suddenly overjoyed, he didn't expect to encounter this benefit, so he hurriedly walked to the side of the big cars and said, "I don't know which big brother is in charge?"
"What are you doing?" On a big car, a hat covered his face, and the car boss who was resting sat up when he heard the sound, wearing a dark gown, showing his arms, with a fierce and ruthless spirit all over his body, and a pair of swollen bubble eyes hanging under the eyebrows of the two brooms, as if he had not slept enough, and as if he was always looking at people, he looked Ren Tianbai up and down and said, "But do you want to take the car back to the north?"
"I just want to borrow the eldest brother's car and go to Wuchang Mansion along the way!" Ren Tianbai smiled with him: "I don't know if there is a place to sit in the eldest brother's car, how much silver will it cost this way?"
"I have three or four cars, how come I have no place to sit!" The boss of the car saw that it was a ride, and said with a smile on his face: "But you are the only one, and I can't earn a few, and wait until this afternoon, and bring a few guests back to the north, which is enough for the forage money for the cattle all the way! According to Kaifeng, why do you need three taels of silver, since you only go to Wuchang Mansion, you will give two taels, and the tea and rice are also in it all the way!"
"Cheng!" Ren Tianbai opened his burden and took out two taels of silver, and then wrapped the burden again in the car, the car boss glanced at it, smiled and took the silver and said: "Since the price is agreed, you just go to the second car to sleep, and I will naturally call you when you leave!"
"Roll on, don't roll again, Lao Tzu will whip you!" Ren Tianbai got to the second car, fell asleep, and listened to someone quarreling in a daze, opened his eyes, and saw the car boss standing on the first big car, looking around at the lively idlers, a sloppy monk with a hippie smile stood on the ground, the monk's clothes were stained with ash and soil, and the hemp shoes on his feet were also bloomed with ropes, and he was connected together with some grass branches indiscriminately, and he didn't know what disease he had on his face, and he was smiling and looking at Che Lao Daodao: " Uncle is convenient, you are also a person who goes south and north, and you also worship Buddha and worship God when you go out, monk I am not from other places, I was originally a monk in the Mida Temple of Wuchang Mansion, and I have turned my fate here, and now I want to go back, uncle, you can do well, take me on a ride, and you can count it as accumulating merit!"
"Do you want me to take you?" The car boss picked up a horse whip in his hand, rolled his eyes and said: "Cheng, take the silver, two taels of silver, send you back, no silver, get out of Lao Tzu as soon as possible, don't provoke Lao Tzu's sex, make something good!"
"Look at what you see......" The monk just smiled and said: "Monk, if I have silver, why do I come to ask you, uncle? Naturally, I take out the silver, but I want you to offer me like a Buddha, maybe halfway through, you have to ask me to go back to my hometown for a walk, and at that time, I don't need to go back to Mida Temple, I will be reincarnated!"
"You crazy bald donkey, I see that you are looking for a cat today, and you are here to send your life! When the car boss heard this, his face changed slightly, and he waved his whip and jumped off the car to make a move, the monk seemed to be taken aback, and did not run back, but he was short, and he was going to get into the car underneath, but he bowed his head and a cat's waist, and just fell at the feet of the car boss, so that the car boss was also surprised, and it was too late to hurry up, and he stepped on the monk's buttocks, and suddenly slipped, and fell from the car with a poof!
"That's it!" Ren Tianbai saw that the boss of the car fell not lightly, got up with a look of anger, picked up a car bar, and the chuck was about to smash down, and hurriedly stepped forward and said: "He is a monk, and if he can have a few dollars to eat, he should be regarded as doing good deeds and accumulating virtue, so why bother with him? Although you didn't fall lightly, he had enough to step on that foot, so if I give two taels of silver, you will take him up, and he will go back to the temple in the future, and it will be counted as your merit, right?"
"Just with his broken appearance, what merit can he have?" The boss of the car looked at the silver in Ren Tianbai's hand, his anger had disappeared for most of it, rubbed the painful place on his body, and snorted: "Since you are a guest, you are willing to pay this money for him, and I will not be this wicked person, just let him sit in the tail of the last car, and have less things to do along the way, otherwise Lao Tzu's whip will not care what kind of monk you are at home, just be a bald donkey!
"Alas...... This is also a helpless thing......" The monk didn't come over to thank Ren Tianbai, pulled his broken linen shoes, staggered to the back of the last car and sat down, shook his head and said: "If it weren't for the lack of money on my body and the strength of my feet, why bother to take this broken road......
"It's really a bald donkey who doesn't know what to do!" Ren Tianbai listened to the monk's nonsense, but he didn't care, but vaguely felt that the monk seemed to be a little familiar when he spoke, but looking at his dignity, he couldn't remember that he had heard this wind there, and then saw that the crowd was no longer lively, and they all gradually dispersed, so he climbed into the car again, yawned, and a wave of sleepiness came up, just lying down and sleeping!
Ren Tianbai slept until dawn the next day, got up and rubbed his eyes, saw four or five cars following, had already gone out of Nanjing City, a question only to know, last night when he was asleep, the car boss took advantage of the cool night, and there was a moonlight on the road, let people drive the car on the road, just wait to the front of the mountain forest shady place, stop to rest, bury the pot to cook!
"Yo, this guest is awake!" Boss Che listened to the movement behind him, turned his head and smiled: "You can sleep really this night, you have arrived at the place to rest in front, we have a brother, the best at making noodles, let the guests taste it later!"
"That's a good feeling!" Ren Tianbai grew up in Huazhou since he was a child, and his diet is naturally mostly pasta, but since he arrived in the land of fish and rice in the south of the Yangtze River, the meals are all rice, which makes Ren Tianbai want to eat a bowl of noodles more and more.
"Cut noodles are not good, it is difficult to eat them, and it is easy to accumulate food!" The leper monk sat in the second car at some point, and shook his head again and again after hearing this: "I knew that I would eat cut noodles in the car, I might as well take the waterway, although it is slower, but there are wontons to eat, unlike this cut noodles that eat a sore neck!"
"This monk is talking crazy again!" Ren Tianbai smiled and said: "You are afraid that you will eat less noodles, and you will inevitably eat too much when you encounter it, and it will not be able to accumulate in the stomach and intestines, so your stomach hurts, how can there be a reason for neck pain!"
The boss of the car flashed in his eyes, glanced at the monk, and said with a dry smile: "Or what the guest said is that this monk is obviously a little crazy, just his unabashed, crazy talk, those kind-hearted donors who want to preach to the monk may not be willing to give him fate, no wonder he can become like this!"