Chapter 162: Wet Stroke

When Qin Shou heard this, his eyes straightened......

Qin Shou couldn't help but sigh: "Amazing, amazing...... It is unimaginable that a man spent 1.8 million years to pick wood...... It's simply ...... What kind of drought does this man have to be in order to carry 1.8 million years with an axe in one hand and wood in the other?

Qin Shou muttered, suddenly raised his head and asked, "Master, do you have a wife?"

Master Lu heard the muttering in front of him, and when he heard this question, his face suddenly darkened, thinking about the muttering before the rabbit, so he said, "Yes." ”

Qin Shou looked at Master Lu with a surprised expression and said, "Master, you have a wife and are still so profligate, tell me honestly, are you not alive, find a reason to skip class for 1.8 million years?

As he spoke, the dead rabbit squeezed his eyebrows and winked his eyes, looking like he understood, and said with a little sympathy: "It's okay to eat more leeks, you can do it." ”

Master Lu's face turned green when he heard this, and he said angrily: "I have a wife, but that was before! Later, she took the first step, I became an immortal, and after I became an immortal, there was no more!"

When Qin Shou heard this, he said even more sympathetically: "I know, otherwise you wouldn't be able to pick up a piece of wood for 1.8 million years!

Master Lu slapped the rabbit's head directly, and only listened to the sound, as if he had knocked on the iron sheet, the word Mars burst into ......

The rabbit was also directly patted on the head, but this rabbit is also solid, patted his buttocks, and ate the grass leaves in his mouth directly, and said: "Sure enough, the hands that have been practicing for 1.8 million years are strong!"

Master Lu stared at the rabbit in front of him, held it for a long time, and said, "What kind of thing did I receive?"

Qin Shou said with a smile: "Wenqu Xingjun also said so at the beginning. ”

Master Lu suddenly found that he seemed to have fallen into the role of Wenqu Xingjun......

The more I thought about it, the more unhappy I became, Master Lu gritted his teeth and said, "This dead sissy ......"

After scolding, Master Lu endured his unhappiness and asked Qin Shoudao: "Rabbit, let me ask you, which of the two of us is stronger than me and Wenqu Xingjun?

Qin Shou was not happy when he heard this, and raised his eyebrows and said: "Don't sow discord, although there is a lot of trouble between me and Wenqu Xing, but I have to admit that Wenqu Xingjun is still good to me, at least the materials for the board given to me are very real." ”

When Master Lu heard this, he was immediately unhappy: "What do you mean that he uses real materials? That's all I took from here, that's my real materials!"

Qin Shou didn't think so at all: "The material I'm talking about is not the material of the board, I'm talking about the medicine on the board." ”

"What medicine?" asked Master Lu.

Qin Shou took out a ring ruler and handed it over and said, "The medicine that cures all diseases, try it." ”

"Don't taste it!" Master Lu shook his head.

Qin Shou looked at Master Lu with a contemptuous look and said, "Look at you like that, don't you dare to eat, don't you dare to eat, Master Rabbit, I'll eat!"

After speaking, Qin Shou took a bite and chewed it in his mouth, and said at the same time: "No matter how bad Wenqu Xingjun is, people will give me a gift when they meet." You didn't give anything, so let me say hello, don't even think about it!"

Master Lu asked curiously, "He gave you a gift?"

Qin Shou said: "Ah, I sent it." ”

"What did you give?" Master Lu was even more curious, although the Wenqu Xingjun in his impression was not old-fashioned and mean, but he also had the arrogance of a literati, and the attributes of the door were so strong, he had never seen Wenqu Xingjun give a hair to anyone......!

Qin Shou's face was not red, and he lied breathlessly: "You gave me an apple tree, and now the tree is still planted in our house, and it has given birth to cubs." ”

Master Lu was stunned, and thought about the scene when he went to Wenqu Palace a few days, it seemed that a thousand-year-old apple tree outside Wenqu Palace was indeed gone, and there was only one pit left.

It turned out to be a gift for this rabbit......

So Master Lu smiled: "A tree can also be called a gift?

Qin Shou said: "Just talk and don't practice, fake the style, you haven't even given me a tree." ”

"Isn't it just a tree, rabbit, look at this mountain, as long as you like it, I will give you ten!" Master Lu said domineeringly.

Qin Shou gave a thumbs up and said, "Domineering, it's not my brother!"

"Rabbit, next time rub your tongue softly, it's not a stroke, it's Lu!" Master Lu reminded.

"Okay, Master Masturbation!" Qin Shou simply agreed.

Master Lu: "Lu!"

"Well, masturbation!"

"Lu, say it a few more times, tell me about Master Lululu!"

"*** masturbation ......"

"No, it's Lululu......"

"*** masturbation ......"

"No, it's *** master!"

The rabbit bared his teeth, blinked with big eyes, and said, "It seems that the master also recognizes this title." ”

Syllable!

Master Lu raised his hand and slapped him: "Shut up, don't say this anymore!"

Qin Shou shook his ears and said, "Okay, it's wet!"

"Why has it changed again? It's Master Lu! It's not wet!"

"Okay, wet masturbation. ”

Master Lu: "......"

After making a fuss for a long time, Master Lu finally shut up the rabbit, only to see the rabbit eating a big chicken leg while walking: "It tastes really good." ”

Master Lu looked at the rabbit helplessly and said, "Well, that's my lunch." ”

Qin Shou said: "Good mouthful, by the way, where did you talk about it before?

"That's my palace! Shenmu Temple! I'm a hundred...... Ahem, my heart's work!" Master Lu emphasized.

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Awesome, 1.8 million years, are you so boring?"

"Boring, do you know what the texture is on this temple?" Master Lu raised his head arrogantly and asked.

Of course, Qin Shou couldn't understand it, and shook his head and said, "I don't know, is there any mystery in this?"

"Of course, these textures are my understanding of carpenter's craftsmanship and the way of divine skill, and I have carved all my understanding on this temple. It's a lifelong achievement, and it's the ultimate blend of carpenter's craftsmanship and skill. Master Lu said.

Qin Shou looked at Master Lu in surprise, he didn't expect that there were so many famous halls in this Shenmu Temple.

Master Lu continued: "Therefore, my students here want to graduate very simply, as long as they can comprehend the three heavenly paths on the Divine Wood Temple, they can become teachers. ”

"Is it difficult?" Qin Shou asked.

Master Lu laughed three times, and did not answer directly, but said lightly: "Until now, there has not been a single disciple, do you say it is difficult?"

When Qin Shou heard this, he grinned, no wonder there are so many people here, and his feelings are all trapped by this rule and he can't get out here, so he can only stay as a coolie, and it seems that he is also one of the coolies.