Du Mu has been stupid, this product is really a wonder, it seems that it is really as he said, it is a frequent visitor to the fifth building, but it doesn't seem to be very popular.

The praying mantis hooked Du Mu's shoulder, squeezed his eyebrows, and said, "Don't envy you." ”

Du Mu patted off the mantis's cheap "hand" and said, "You are not afraid of being eaten by those women after mating." ”

The praying mantis was furious and said, "Made, how do you speak?" Thinking of his sad background, his face turned gloomy and he became silent, and he didn't talk to Du Mu all the way.

Du Mu seemed to be aware of it and comforted: "Okay, you can always find a suitable praying mantis on the mainland, it's a big deal that after mating, you eat each other first, don't be sad." ”

The praying mantis scolded: "Made, you know a fart, it's not what you think at all." Thinking of the place he was about to go, his mood suddenly became cheerful, and he said: "Those Tianjiao are in front, let's go quickly, Uncle Tang wants to catch a few women and go back to warm the bed." ”

Du Mu said: "Ah, it's not to go shopping in the building." ”

The praying mantis said with a righteous face: "At a young age, my mind is not simple, and I know how to go to the building." It's just that this righteousness only lasted for a short period of two breaths, and the next moment, I heard him say: "Can the women in the building be comparable to those heavenly proud women in the Imperial Capital Academy, no matter the face, figure, temperament, knowledge, and cultivation, they are the difference between heaven and earth." There is a group of intelligent beauties who don't bubble, they have to go to the building, what kind of taste do you have, how can you be so unpursued, I really don't know how to be motivated. ”

Du Mu opened his mouth and was dumbfounded.

"Haha, beauties of the imperial capital, your Uncle Tang is here, open your arms and warmly welcome me. The praying mantis swaggered, swaying three times at a time, and broke into a mansion with great arrogance.

This mansion is magnificent, everywhere the building is high pavilion, the dragon eaves and phoenix wall, the gate tower of ten zhang high writes "Kang Yuan" two big characters, the golden light is shining, the fairy rhyme is full.

"Kang Yuan, whose mansion is this. ”

"The courtyard left by Yaoyao's biological mother, Yaoyao lived here until she was ten years old, and rarely came after entering the palace. Now it has become a meeting place for the young talents of the imperial capital. It's nominally a discussion of scriptures, but it's not actually a blind date conference. Hahaha, girls, wait for me, your brother Tang is here. The wanton laughter of the praying mantis startled several fairy herons by the lake and flew away.

Walk through the garden, cross the arched bridge, and there is an open space ahead.

On the pavilion in the center of the lake, the fairy music bursts, the rare birds dance with the sound, the brocade scales in the lake are jumping; countless men and women, red, fat, green and thin, warblers and swallows, are staggering, handing over cups and changing lamps, and from time to time there are bursts of laughter.

On the glowing green jade case, the fairy delicacies smell delicious, and the jade liquid elixir smells intoxicating, and it seems that the party has just begun.

"Wocao, why did that undisciplined dead mantis come. ”

As soon as a beast and a person stepped on the Jiuqu Bridge, there was a sharp-eyed person who discovered this uninvited guest.

"Made, Hua family boy, don't think that if you chew your tongue behind your back, the uncle won't know. I'll clean you up later. The praying mantis looked like a human, walked up to the Huxin Pavilion, squeezed the young man of the flower family away, sat down, picked up the dragon and phoenix cup on the jade table, drained the wine in the cup in one gulp, and pulled up the soft water of a beautiful woman next to him, and said: "Flower fairy, I haven't seen you for some days, I don't think I have it." ”

"Phew, who would think of you as a pervert. Hurry up and get your claws out of the way. The flower fairy's face changed and she gritted her teeth.

In the imperial capital of Yunjing, this damn praying mantis is notoriously open-mouthed, shameless, undisciplined, and has no lower limit, and is on the blacklist of many people. If any woman has anything to do with him, custody will become the laughing stock of the entire upper circle of the imperial capital. And as soon as this damn guy came, he not only sat down beside him, but also held his hand, which was really eight lifetimes of blood mold.

"Hey, think about how romantic it is that we used to talk about the scriptures before the flowers, talk about the Tao under the moon, enjoy the scenery by the lake, and talk about love in bed, why are you so desperate for me now. Flower fairy, you broke my heart. The praying mantis sighed, extremely frustrated.

Seeing that the praying mantis was getting more and more outrageous, the flower fairy panicked, knocked over a green jade case, and screamed: "Who is talking to you about the scriptures and the Tao, get out, don't tarnish my reputation." ”

The mantis did not change color, turned his back, faced the girl at the next table, and said, "Sister of the Lin family, after a few years, the longer you get, the more charming you become." ”

The girl surnamed Lin lost her face and took a few steps back in a panic, "Don't come here, if you dare to come, I will commit suicide by throwing myself into the lake." ”

The praying mantis continued to shift the target, suddenly his eyes lit up, he walked quickly to a corner, pulled out a young girl from under the table, and said with a smile: "Little Sister Lan, tell you a good news, your brother just married you to me, let's go to the cave room tonight, from now on, kiss and kiss, stay and fly, hahaha......"

Lan Xiaomei was grief-stricken and said, "If you talk nonsense, my brother won't agree to you as a bastard." If you bully me again, I'll tell Cousin Yaoji and ask him to punish you for being grounded for ten years, no, a hundred years. ”

Lan Xiaomei is none other than the sister of the blue-haired young man who was beaten by Du Mu, and Princess Yaoji's biological mother, Concubine Kang.

Let the praying mantis make such a fuss, a good gathering of geniuses in the imperial capital, and suddenly the taste will change, and the atmosphere of the scene will be gone, and it will be indescribably embarrassing and weird.

"This is an exchange gathering between the geniuses of the four major academies of the imperial capital, if Princess Yaoji comes here, she can naturally sit on a high seat, and you are just a princess and a beast pet, what qualifications do you have to attend here. ”

There was a young man who was not accustomed to the virtues of the praying mantis, and stood up and scolded loudly.

"That's it, beast pet, please get out of the Kang Garden, and give us a clean space. ”

"Beast pet, please get out. ”

Someone took the lead, and naturally someone agreed, and there were many people who responded, almost to the extent that the crowd was surging.

"It seems that the identity of the Mantis National Beast is not known to everyone, at least not these young people from the four major academies. One day, once they find out the identity of the praying mantis, they will definitely go crazy. Du Mu snickered in his heart.

He could already imagine the picture at that time: the young geniuses of the imperial capital knew that this shameless and obscene praying mantis with no lower limit was the state beast of the Zhongzhou Imperial Dynasty, and he had to sacrifice every day.

However, the royal family seems to have expected this result early, with the virtue of the praying mantis, I am afraid that his true identity will not be exposed until death, and he can only live in mystery all his life, so he was arranged to be a princess and beast pet, which made him even more unscrupulous.

"Made, I'm not qualified, are you shit qualified? Don't forget, whose Kang Yuan is Kang Yuan. "Kang Yuan is a princess's, naturally a praying mantis's, in terms of qualifications, the princess is not here, he is the main master. The praying mantis, of course, is justifiable.

In terms of crooked reasoning, this group of geniuses in the imperial capital who have been handed down by etiquette together are not the opponents of the praying mantis who are so shameless that they despair, and the past facts have fully proved this truth.

"Even if Kang Yuan is a princess, and you come uninvited at the banquet, are you justified?"

Lan Xiaomei stood up next to a young man in Chinese clothes and said, "What is the identity of this guy, what qualifications does he have, something like a mountain grass chicken." ”

The geniuses couldn't reason with each other, and turned the finger to Du Mu, who came with them. Although the praying mantis is a beast pet, it is also a royal beast pet, and a bed bug in the royal family is more expensive than their family, but Du Mu is different, unpretentious, and at first glance it is a subordinate costume.