Chapter 10 Elegant manners

"I'll go! this guy is so funny!" said Da Niu with a smile on his face.

Da Niu listened to the laughter from Wei Ze's house not far away, and couldn't help but laugh heartily.

Da Niu has heard such jokes more than once.

But I want to laugh every time.

Not fun.

"Who is this? it can't be Wei Cheng, right?" Ah Long said with a sullen smile and a thought for a moment.

Ah Long listened to the voice and felt a little familiar, very much like Yu Weicheng, who had played since he was a child, that is, Yu Weize's brother.

Yu Weicheng is so funny, he likes to make some jokes every time.

Every time it makes people cry and laugh.

"Hey, which one else will he be?"

Da Niu can be sure that the reason is that he is not only familiar with this voice, but also has been amused by Weicheng not once or twice, so his voice is still fresh in his memory.

Yu Weicheng was nicknamed by his little friend-

Makoto big mouth.

It means that he can speak well, some people say that he likes to talk about some happy little fun, and some people say that he talks nonsense.

In short, others are happy to have him, and people can't laugh or cry with him.

In general, his mouth is too easy to offend people, but there are still some people who are willing to listen to his nonsense.

"What fun is there to find in our little mountain village besides telling jokes!" Ah Long smiled obscenely.

Ah Long has also heard too many small jokes told by Wei Cheng!

Although he is not a fan, Aaron still likes to get together and listen to Yu Weicheng's jokes on weekdays.

There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people's eyes.

(A thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand spectators)

One said: noble birth, elegant manners, humanist education, erudite and talented, deeply supported by the people......

The second said: He is brave and not afraid of death, but he hesitates because of his sensitivity, procrastinates because of his thinking, and spends all his energy on making decisions, but loses the power to act......

Three: A beautiful, pure, noble, and morally noble man, who does not have the strength to make him a hero, is destroyed under a burden that he can neither lift nor put down......

Since there can be a thousand Hamlets, there are naturally a thousand Yu Weicheng.

That is to say-

Since some people like to listen to something, some people are naturally very disgusted!

Such as:

Hearing that the eldest son Yu Weicheng was talking nonsense outside the door, Yu Zhiping's heart was uncomfortable.

The anger is coming up!

I can't hold it down.

Yu Zhiping is holding a wedding banquet for his second son Yu Weize these days!

After taking a few deep breaths, he finally managed to calm down.

It just so happened that the eldest son Yu Weicheng was still there, talking some inconsequential things heartlessly.

There was a burst of anger in his heart and he shouted loudly, "Da Chengzi! You don't brag there, how is your brother's affairs going?

Yu Zhiping was really annoyed in his heart-

I have nothing to do when I am full of food all day, what are you doing with these ** things!

There are a bunch of people around the door, and it's okay on weekdays!

What time is this?

Seeing that the second son Yu Weize is about to hold a wedding banquet, but so far he has not found a suitable master to hold a wedding banquet and cook dishes!

"Hey, Dad, isn't he just a chef? It's already night, you can't help but let me babble! I'll look for it tomorrow during the day!" Yu Weicheng, the eldest son who was a little weak-hearted, was shocked.

What is this going on, old man?

I've never seen him get so angry on weekdays.

Even if you see yourself chatting with someone at the door, at most you smile honestly.

How do you know that this old man is a dog, and he will turn his face when he says it?

The more Yu Weicheng thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he felt that his idea was a little weird?

"If you could find it, you would have found it a long time ago, your brother's matter can't be delayed, if the in-laws have no face, it's not counted on your brother!" Yu Zhiping said loudly with dissatisfaction in his heart.

After Yu Zhiping heard his son Yu Weicheng speak, the anger in his heart became even stronger!

To say that although there was anger before he spoke, he could still suppress it.

But now that I heard him say a few words, it became even more violent.

"Hey, but isn't the chef of these seven miles and eight villages having a stroke? Where will he find it at this time?" said the eldest son Yu Weicheng very helplessly.

Yu Weicheng is also very helpless, where can he find a chef at this time?

Who made the chef not sick early or late, but at this time he was sick!

Is there any use blaming him?

It's not that he wants Chef to get sick!

It's not that he doesn't want to find a chef to help with the wedding banquet.

What could he do?

"Do you want to think of a way, it's better than you talking nonsense here!" Yu Zhiping also felt that his tone just now was a little stiff, so he softened a little and said.

Yu Zhiping looked at so many people around him, the scene that was originally very lively, suddenly quieted down, and he was a little embarrassed in his heart.

In addition, there was a burst of nameless fire, and my heart felt a little better.

Thinking about the eldest son Yu Weicheng is also married, he can't be too faceless.

I had to speak softly.

"If you want to think of a way, you have to pay a higher price! It's not easy to find a chef in the township. The eldest son, Yu Weicheng, pouted his head a little stubbornly and said.

Hearing his father's softened tone, the eldest son Yu Weicheng felt uncomfortable in his heart!

Do you have any tantrums?

I'm not your punching bag.

It's too bad for me to have a big mouth and face!

You know, I'm a celebrity in the village.

Big and small also have a group of friends.

"If you can pay a high price, you still need to say, is the price of the chef in the township from our village from the people?" Yu Zhiping was angry in his heart!

It's not that you stinky boy, you just spent so much bride price money for your marriage, and you are embarrassed to say the high price!

This stinky boy seems to be very reasonable!

Don't use your brain to think about it!

Lao Tzu is rich and unwilling to pay a lot of money to hire a better chef, the key is that he has no money!

Is there any money in the village?

"Then I can't do it! You don't want to pay a high price, so who can blame you!" the eldest son Yu Weicheng muttered.

The eldest son, Yu Weicheng, thinks about it.

In my heart, I also felt that my idea was a little out of tune.

The best thing to say is that it's a little capricious!

It's a bit of a two!

It's just that some complain that my father has to be disciplined for saying a few words, which is too much!

"You stupid boy, am I unwilling to pay a high price? It turns out that the chef who cooks in seven miles and eight villages can only get it for two dollars, but you kid is good, you actually found a fifteen chef for Lao Tzu and me!" Yu Zhiping had some words that were inconvenient to say, so he had to compare the cost of other people's wedding banquet wine.

Wouldn't the difference between two and fifteen dollars count?

It's almost 10 times faster, is this the cost of the mountain village?

Even in the township, not everyone can afford such an expensive chef?

Not to mention a small mountain village like ours!

"Isn't this the market price? Now it's this price, what can you do? The chef in his hometown has good skills, and the price must be expensive!" said the eldest son, Yu Weicheng, pouting.

Yu Weicheng didn't know how much difference there was in it, but now he was looking for a reason to deal with his father!

"The craftsmanship is good, it's a fart!" Yu Zhiping scolded angrily.

Can you eat with good craftsmanship?

Can I not charge money if I have good craftsmanship?

How much money do you earn in a year in the village?

A chef who has also been fifteen times!

I don't think about it at all.

"The craftsmanship is good, can't you increase your face in front of your in-laws!" the eldest son, Yu Weicheng, was also so angry that he blushed and said with a thick neck.

The craftsmanship is so good, it will increase face!

It's nothing to spend some money, and it's not your own money anyway!

Now the old man is also in charge, and even if the family is separated, it will be counted with the second child.

"Spend fifteen guan to increase face, that day can't be passed? Which one of our villages can spend fifteen guan to find a cook to hold a wedding banquet, can you tell me?" Yu Zhi stood up calmly and jumped to his feet.

Yu Zhiping didn't feel that his eldest son Yu Weicheng, who was okay on weekdays, became more and more out of tune the more he talked.

He's angry anyway.

"This?" the eldest son, Yu Weicheng, was stunned for a moment and didn't know what to say.

The eldest son, Yu Weicheng, was stunned when he thought about it!

It seems that the village chief's family will not spend so much money to hire a chef!

"No, right? Your brother always asks for a bride price for his marriage to the woman, right? Do you think we can give the bride price without taking on the debt?" Yu Zhiping pointed at Yu Weicheng and said.

said that the anger came up, Yu Zhiping felt that he had to talk to his eldest son well!

Stinky boy, I won't talk about marriage debts!

Lest I be ashamed, I will be ashamed!

"Yes, I have to take on some debts!" the eldest son Yu Weicheng nodded and said in a low voice.

After thinking about it, he was also in debt when he got married!

So far, he has barely paid off his debts.

"Oh, who can still pay the bride price without taking on debts, you can talk about the debts and invite a 15-yuan chef to hold a wedding banquet, can we invite them?" Yu Zhiping continued to ask angrily.

How few days after your debt is paid, will we have any food left at home?

How much more is your brother in debt this time than you were then?

In the past, there was still a little money in the family, and you owed debts as soon as you got married, but now you barely pay it off, and this time you owe even more money!

"Alas, then where do you let us find it?" said the eldest son, Yu Weicheng, with his head down.

Yu Weicheng thinks about it, but what should he do now?

He can't help it!

"Don't get angry, Da Chengzi, isn't this kid really helpless!"

"Yes, yes! Zhiping, you are so angry that you embarrass us, you can't go, you can't go!"

"Okay! Don't get angry, let's think about it for me first, see who has better craftsmanship nearby, and come to support the field on the wedding day!" Yu Zhiping was also a little embarrassed, Wei Ze got married in a few days and asked the villagers to help!

It's really angry just now, and the pressure these days is too great!

"Lao Zhang's grandson can't do it either!" The recommendations of others one by one were rejected again.

"Old Chen's family, even worse!" recommended in a mess, and at the same time continued to deny them one by one.

"Alas, what a headache!" Yu Zhiping shook his head, speechless for a while.

"Where to find the chef at this time?" said the eldest son, Yu Weicheng, in a low voice.

"In the past, it was easy for a chef not to have a stroke, but now he can't even move in that situation, let alone cooking!" Yu Zhiping also didn't know what to do, and some of them went to the doctor in a hurry!

"I heard a while ago that it was a little better, why don't you try it at his house anymore, and find him to find out?"

"This is not good!" Yu Zhiping said with some emotion.

As the saying goes: 'Old yin and yang, young cook.' This kind of physical labor is not something that ordinary people can bear, even if he agrees, you don't dare to use it!

Du Rongxuan is the eldest brother of Yu Zhiping's wife, so Yu Zhiping has always felt that what he said is quite pertinent, and he lives relatively close, in a village next to him, and he is willing to think about his family on weekdays.

Today is because of Wei Ze's marriage, so I invited the child's uncle over to discuss some things together.

"That's right, if you really find him out of the mountain, it's okay if you don't have an accident, but if you have another stroke, it will be counted on my head!" Yu Zhiping thought to himself which bad idea had just given me.

If I really go, I might be cheated!

The more you think about it, the more likely it is.

It's hard to say!

"I can only find someone else, if it really doesn't work, just find someone to replace it!" Du Rongxuan said contemplatively.

I wonder if there is someone who can replace it.

"Rong Xuan, you don't know how little money our in-laws have, how much they have an opinion on our bride price! If the dishes on the day of the wedding banquet are not done well, the woman's family will have even more opinions!" Yu Zhiping had nothing to hide from his eldest brother, and said honestly.

This has always been very difficult for them!

To be honest, he didn't think that the woman would take a fancy to his family!

It's just that his second son, Wei Ze, looks pretty good, and the village has a good reputation!

That's what made him a big bargain!

"Hmm! this thing is really not easy to do!" Du Rongxuan nodded and said in agreement.

Yu Zhiping's two sons got married one after another, and the countryside was originally a poor place, how could there be so much money to give a bride price.

"Brother Rongxuan, Brother Zhiping, are you lively?" The burly grandfather, that is, Ma Shang, walked over with a bowl with a smile.

Seeing this kind of scene, Grandpa felt that he could come forward!

At the beginning, I saw that it was noisy, and it was inconvenient to come out!

Now it's eased, and it just so happens that I'm here to bring them a solution!

"Ha! Fa Ge is here, we are talking about Wei Ze's wedding wine!" Yu Zhiping also stood up and said hello with a smile when he saw Grandpa coming over.

"Brother Fa, I haven't seen you come out recently, you have to come out and walk around more with two little babies!" Du Rongxuan has also seen Grandpa on weekdays, and almost everyone in the nearby villages has known each other since childhood.

"I heard that you two are having a headache, so I'm going to see if there's anything I can do to help!" said Grandpa Le with a happy face while holding the bowl.

Come on!

Let's see if I can bring you the right chef, right?