Who is the thief bird? You are the thief bird, your whole family is a thief bird. The bird master scolded at the mouth.

Zhang Zhe shouted: "You are a thief bird, master, I treat you as a friend and brother, you fucking use me as a monkey, you are not a thief bird, what are you?"

The bird master thought about it, he had done it himself, wronged others, and it was nothing for the family to scold a few words of thief birds, and he didn't scold Jin Tuo that old thing back then.

"Okay, Master Bird, I'm a thief bird, are you satisfied now?" Master Bird raised his neck and said.

Zhang Zhe snorted coldly and said, "It's good if you admit it, let's say, what do you mean by getting me back?"

The bird master said: "It's not interesting, I just want to give you this Xuanji Tower, and then you take the bird master and me out for the scenery." ”

"Give me the Xuanji Tower? Hehe, I'm sorry, I don't want it, master, so as not to be suspected by others that I have bad intentions, damn it, this world can't be a good person, I'm just such a shortcoming, that is, my heart is too kind, and I'm always misunderstood. Zhang Zhe shook his head and said: "Master Bird, I also accept your apology, now you send me out, as for the Xuanji Tower, you can keep it, otherwise once this bad name spreads outside, those beautiful female birds still think that I have lied to you, so how can I still mix in the rivers and lakes?"

Master Bird coughed and said, "Master, I was wrong, I really misunderstood you, or let's marry Jin Lan and become brothers, so you should always believe in my sincerity, right?"

Zhang Philosophy pretended to think for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, just according to what you said, let's marry Jinlan." ”

Seeing that Zhang Zhezhi finally spit out, the bird master was overjoyed: "Okay, good, okay, you wait, I'll get a set of incense burners out, I saw how that old thing in Jintuo worshipped with others, let's follow them." As he spoke, he stretched out his bird's foot and pinched a trick, then he made an incense burner and a few sticks of sandalwood, divided them among Zhang Philosopher, took three for himself, blew them in one breath, and lit the sandalwood.

Seeing this, Zhang Philosopher also lit his three incense sticks, then set up the incense burner, knelt down in front of the incense burner, and said to the bird master: "Bird master, come here, let's thank heaven and earth." ”

"Hey, okay. The bird master landed beside Zhang Philosophy, looked at his knees, and then looked at his feet, and found that he couldn't kneel on the ground like Zhang Philosophy, so he had an idea, and the two bird feet split one after the other, sat down on the ground, and asked Zhang Philosophy: "I can't kneel, is this okay?"

Zhang Philosopher smiled: "Kneeling is just a formality, as long as you and I are sincere in our hearts, nothing matters." ”

Master Bird nodded and said, "You have a point. ”

Then after one person, one bird and three worships, each made an oath, and then formed a heart mantra scattered among the heavens and the earth, so that this heavenly way witnessed the righteousness of the two people.

At the end of the ceremony, the bird master jumped up and said, "Second brother, now you and I ......." ”

Before he finished his words, Zhang Zhezhi said: "Slow, why am I the second brother and you are the eldest brother?"

"Of course I'm the eldest brother, not to mention the bird, I've been awake for tens of millions of years, even since the transformation, I've been a million years, of course I'm the eldest brother. The bird master glared at Zhang Zhe and said.

Zhang Zhe shook his head and said, "Second brother, you are transformed into a bird, not into a human, in this heaven and earth."

The ultimate form pursued by all demon beasts and spirit beasts is the human form, and now I am the human form, naturally I am the eldest brother, and you are the second brother. ”

"There is no reason for that, it should be who is older and who is the eldest brother. "The bird shook his head like a rattle.

Zhang Philosopher thought for a while and said: "That's it, it's not interesting for us to fight like this, let's gamble, do you understand this rock-paper-scissors?"

The bird master shook his head: "I don't understand." ”

So Zhang Zhezhi explained the game of rock-paper-scissors to the bird master, and said: "Let's take this gamble, one will win or lose, the eldest brother who wins, and the second brother who loses." How?"

The Bird Master was very happy when he found the new game, so he said, "Okay, let's win or lose." ”

Zhang Philosopher pointed to the bird's wings and feet, and said, "Do you play with me with your wings or with your feet?"

The bird master looked at his wings, and then at his feet, and felt that it was more convenient to use his feet, so he stretched out his feet and said, "Come on, that's it." ”

Zhang Philosophy said: "Okay, then do you want to familiarize yourself with it first, and then let's come again, lest you lose and be unconvinced." ”

The bird master raised his neck and said, ", I still need to be familiar with the bird master?" ”

Zhang Philosopher smiled and began to count. One, two, three, Zhang Zhe came out with scissors, and the bird master came out with a cloth.

Then a man and a bird began to stare at each other with big eyes.

"Second brother, we can't just look at each other like this, do we have to do something?" Zhang Philosopher saw that the bird master refused to call the eldest brother, so he took the initiative to speak: "We are all manly husbands, spit and foam at the mouth as a nail, are you not a man, second brother? If you don't admit that you are not a man, then I will call you the eldest sister." ”

The bird master gritted his teeth, hugged his wings, lowered his head and said, "The bird master has seen the eldest brother." ”

Zhang Zhe laughed proudly and said, "Okay, second brother, after this big brother calls, I will take you to meet those beautiful mother birds, and let you show off your demeanor in front of them." ”

After the psychological level, the bird master didn't care anymore, shrunk his body, became only the size of a fist, fell on Zhang Zhizhi's shoulder, and said: "Master, let's go and recognize this Xuanji Tower now, and then let's go out, I don't want to stay here for a day." ”

Zhang Philosophy said: "Don't worry about this, we just got married as brothers, so we have to celebrate." ”

The bird master hurriedly said: "It's all brothers, when can't you celebrate? Now let's go, the bird master is going out now." Regardless of whether Zhang Zhetong agreed or not, after releasing a trick, he teleported Zhang Zhezhi to a cave.

After Zhang Zhezhi was in a trance for a while, he found himself in a cave, and the surrounding area became a crystal-like world.

"Where is this?" Zhang Zhi turned his head and asked the bird master.

"This is the grave of that old thing in Jintuo. Bird Ye suddenly felt a little sad, flew up from Zhang Zhe's shoulder, led the way in front, and said at the same time: "That old guy Jintuo fought to the death with his enemy, but he was seriously injured, and he didn't know how to fall into this world of Mo Fiber, and after being strong for more than a hundred years, he still didn't survive in the end, and he died. Before he died, he made this tomb and put his body here,

He said he might come back one day, and asked me to help him look at the place.

I made a 100,000-year covenant with him, if he can come back within 100,000 years, I will still serve him as the Lord, if I don't come back within 100,000 years, I will be free. It's just that I didn't expect this bastard to be dead, and I wanted the black bird to give me, and he didn't give me the curse before he died, so I had to stay here and guard his corpse. I'm glad you came in, otherwise I don't know how long it would have been. ”

A man and a bird said this, and soon flew to the depths of the cave, and Zhang Zhezhi saw a huge high platform, and a person was sleeping in the crystal coffin on the high platform.

The bird master flew to the crystal coffin and fell, and said to Zhang Philosophy: "Master, come here." ”

Zhang Zhezhi flew to the crystal coffin according to his words, looked at the sleeping man, and saw that the Venerable Jin Tuo was dressed as a head, looking at the big shoulders and round waist, with a bearded face, a high nose bridge, eyes closed, and a gorgeous brown robe. The whole person looked as if he was asleep, and he couldn't tell that he was a dead person at all.

"Master Bird, are you sure that Master Jintuo and his old man are dead, why do I look at him as if he is asleep?" Zhang Zhi looked at the person in the coffin carefully, and said to Master Bird.

The bird master sighed: "People are dead and can't die anymore, the soul is no longer there, my soul was originally intertwined with his soul, so whether he is dead or not, no one knows better than me." Come, let's hold a ceremony now, and transfer this Xuanji Tower to you, so that he will recognize you as Lord. The Bird Master looked at the Venerable Master Jintuo, and two lines of tears flowed from his eyes.

"Master Bird, people are dead, the past is the past after all, even if the Venerable Jin Tuo has been reincarnated, and he will meet him in the future, he will not blame you for not continuing to keep it, after all, a million years is enough, if I am lonely for a million years, maybe I can't stand it for a long time. Zhang Philosopher saw that the bird master looked lonely, and knew that he couldn't let go of this master who he had been with for thousands of years, so he opened his mouth to comfort him.

The bird master shook his head and said, "Actually, I didn't really blame him, I just scolded him a few words to vent when I was upset." Now that his corpse is about to disappear, I feel even more reluctant in my heart. ”

Zhang Zhe said: "Master Bird, let's just let the Xuanji Tower recognize the master, there is no need to move the body of the Venerable Jintuo, right?"

Bird Master smiled bitterly and said: "The true body of this Xuanji Tower is in his body, if his body is not dissolved, how can the true body of the Xuanji Tower be revealed? When a person dies, if the inheritance can be inherited, it is also a kind of life for him. ”

Zhang Philosopher sighed, knelt down on his knees in front of the crystal coffin, kowtowed ninety-nine eighty-one heads in a row, and then said: "Jintuo seniors, the younger generations have inherited your mantle, and they will inevitably carry forward your inheritance, so that there are your heirs in the fairy world and mortal world."

From today on, you are one of the ancestors of my Yuanji Sect, and I will let the disciples in the mountain gate worship you all the time, hoping that one day your soul will be reunited and reappear in the world.

If you return to the world one day, the younger generation will definitely return this Xuanji Tower to your predecessors, so that it will become your natal magic weapon again. The younger generation made a heavy oath here, if it is violated, the younger generation will not be robbed. ”

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