Seven hundred and thirteen birthday gifts for His Royal Highness
Rhombarian Chamber.
The head of the house looked at the seats below who didn't come and said, "What about Mo Han and the Mo family master?"
An elder said: "Master, you sent the Mo Han Hall Master to guard Master Xue who came from Shuye Xing, and the Mo Family Hall Master was sent by you to support Master Xue's small shop, and they never came back. There are also other junior disciples you sent to support Master Xue, all of them have gone and never returned, and they have never returned. ”
The head was inexplicable for a while: "Don't come back, is Master Xue in any trouble?"
"The news that they returned said that nothing happened, they were just practicing at Master Xue's place, and the baked cakes made by Master Xue were delicious and effective for cultivation, so everyone was welcome to eat them when they had time. The hall master said.
Everyone was surprised: "This Master Xue has a very good set of marketing, and he actually turned our hall master and disciples into her volunteer advertising propagandists!"
The head said: "Okay, Hall Master Xuan, after the meeting, you can go to the Linglong shop again to see if our disciples are all right, and by the way, help Master Xue have a show, and then bring all our disciples back." Tianjun is about to celebrate his birthday, so I called everyone over today, on the one hand, to discuss the birthday gift sent by our sect to Tianjun, and on the other hand, to prepare for the Heavenly Court Competition. After Tianjun's birthday, it is the Heavenly Court Competition, and everyone knows the importance of the Heavenly Court Competition. ”
The crowd immediately began to discuss and argue:
"The birthday gift dedicated to the Heavenly Monarch represents the face of our Rhomba faction, and it must be carefully prepared. ”
"Tianjun celebrates his birthday once every ten years, if he gives gifts with all the strength of our sect every time, he will give away our sect's gifts if he doesn't have a few birthdays. ”
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A week later, the Rhomoba Pie's Chamber.
The head of the door looked at the seat below and said to the seat that was vacant again, "Where is the Hall Master?"
"Master, you sent him to Master Xue's Linglong shop last time. ”
"Haven't come back yet?"
"Hall Master Xuan said that if there is nothing serious, he will be on the caller ID to practice for a period of time, where the baked cakes are delicious, let us all go over and taste them if we are fine. ”
The head of the house had an unbelieving expression: "Fallen Leaf Hall Master, White Water Hall Master, you two will go to Linglong Dim Sum after the meeting, be sure to bring back all the people from our Rhombic Leaf Sect, and make every effort to prepare for the Heavenly Court Competition." ”
Baishui Hall Master: "I don't have time, I still have to practice spells to prepare for Dabi." ”
The master: "Just do it behind closed doors? Go to Linglong Store for 100,000 miles, you can practice flying skills, and you can also subdue demons and eliminate monsters on the way to exercise yourself." ”
The master of the White Water Hall pondered: "Well, it makes sense, okay, I'll go to the Linglong shop." "When the words fell, the man had disappeared.
The head was stunned for a moment, thinking in his heart, was it wrong for me not to persuade the master of Baishui Hall to go to Linglong Shop?
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Another week later, the Rhomba Pie's Chamber.
The head of the house looked at the sparse seats below and said, "Where are the people?
"The Mo Han Hall Master was sent to Master Xue for the first time, the Mo Family Hall Master was the second time, the Xuan Hall Master was the third time, and the Fallen Leaves and Baishui Hall Masters were sent last week. None of them came back. ”
Boss: Has my sect been broken up by Linglong Shop?
"Okay, after the meeting, the Immortal will personally go to the Linglong Shop. ”
Then, the Rhomba pie was basically relocated to the Linglong shop as a whole...... in the queue.
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At this time, the shopkeeper of Pengxian Mansion sat in a huge private room in Pengxian Building, and many high-ranking monks from Penghao Immortal City and some frequent visitors of Pengxian Mansion from other places were invited to the private room, including the Third Highness.
Although His Royal Highness was neither a monk nor a frequent visitor to Penghao Immortal City, because he had recently lived outside Penghao Immortal City, the shopkeeper invited him with a licking face.
And the reason why His Royal Highness agreed to come was mainly because he heard the shopkeeper say that the delicacies they had developed were no less delicious than the baked cakes in Linglong's shop.
The shopkeeper of Pengxian Lou looked proud: "Seniors, Taoist friends, today is the day when we Pengxian Lou launches new dishes, please respect the three highnesses, and all the old customers come over, that is, please try the new, by the way, give a suggestion to the building, the customer's requirements are the root of our progress." ”
The Third Highness sat on the innermost main seat and said lightly: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and serve the food." I'm still waiting to go back and eat the pancakes. ”
The shopkeeper didn't dare to be verbose anymore, and hurriedly beckoned the waiter to serve the food.
The dishes are like flowing water, one by one, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, all kinds of delicious delicacies, all kinds of delicious delicacies, all the color and flavor, looking at it makes people appetize.
The Third Highness naturally didn't care about anything, and ate directly.
After some humility, the others also began to do the same. While eating, I was amazed, and the taste of Pengxian Lou was wonderful.
After eating for a while, His Royal Highness threw away his chopsticks and said, "Shopkeeper, are you finished serving?"
The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Your Highness, there is one last swallowtail soup." Are you satisfied with what you've eaten?"
The Third Highness said frankly: "Shopkeeper, you don't need money for today's meal, right?"
"Of course, it's a tasting feast, and of course it doesn't cost money. Can Your Highness give us some advice?" said the shopkeeper with a smile.
The Third Highness touched his stomach and said, "If you eat it for nothing, you can taste these dishes." ”
The shopkeeper was unhappy in his heart, but he still said with a smile on his face: "Your Royal Highness is a celestial clan, and you have naturally eaten all kinds of delicious food in the heavenly court, of course, it is not too rare for us to cultivate things in the ordinary cultivation realm." ”
The Third Highness touched his stomach and said, "Since I have eaten your white food, I should give you some advice." Well, tell me first, if your dishes are on the menu, how much will they sell?"
The shopkeeper walked to the table, pointed to the dishes one after another, and introduced the prices of these precious dishes to the Third Highness: "This flying fish, this amount of food, only needs a thousand high-grade spirit stones, and this vibrant green plate is a thousand medium-grade spirit stones......"
The shopkeeper introduced the invited diners and nodded: "Indeed, the price is still very reasonable." ”
After the shopkeeper's introduction, he bowed down and said to the Third Highness: "Third Highness, do you think these dishes are very affordable?"
The Third Highness said: "I can't tell a lie about what I have eaten, so I will tell the truth." ”
"Please, listen to me, and let the fairy chefs in the back kitchen improve according to what you say. The shopkeeper put on a 12-point humble posture.
The Third Highness said: "It doesn't matter if it should be or not, I won't come back for a second time anyway." I would like to give you two suggestions, first, although you have a lot of dishes, and the taste is comparable to the Linglong dim sum in the west of the city, but you have so many rare dishes with different materials, all of them are the same taste, the Linglong shop in the west of the city only has flasks, but each oven of baked cakes has a taste, and there are surprises in every furnace; second, you can buy tens of millions of baked cakes for this dish. ”
After saying that, His Royal Highness patted his ass and left, and he didn't care about the petrified shopkeeper at all.
Although you are not inferior to others in taste, but you have used thousands of expensive materials of hundreds of spirit stones to make the level of a spirit stone's baked cake, does this still need to be compared?
Although the words of the Third Highness pierced the heart, they were irrefutable, and the others either hypocritically praised or encouraged a few words, and they all slipped away.
The shopkeeper looked at the empty private room and muttered, "Is it just that you lost?
Soon, the shopkeeper rushed to the back kitchen and began to roar: "Reduce the cost for me! Why can't you make the same taste for the money of a baked cake?"
The fairy chefs lowered their heads one by one, they had tried countless times, no one could make such a wonderful taste with such low-grade materials, and there was also an effect comparable to that of heaven and earth.
The head of the Rhombic Leaf Sect took the disciples who were going to participate in the Heavenly Court Competition, reluctantly left the team of the Linglong Shop, and embarked on the road to Heavenly Court to congratulate the Heavenly Monarch on his birthday.
Built in the heavenly court of the sea of fog, one of the most spiritual places in Penglai Star, the gate of heaven is wide open and the four sides are worshipped.
On the day of Tianjun's birthday, tens of thousands of monks from different sects and families in Penglai Star went to Bixiao Hall to congratulate Tianjun on his birthday and offer congratulatory gifts.
Of course, because there are too many people who give gifts and congratulations, only those big families and congratulatory gifts sent by the gate can be offered to the seat of the Heavenly Monarch, and other small sects and small families like the Rhomba faction, the congratulatory gifts are only handed over to the officials of the Ministry of Rites to register and appear in the birthday gift list.
After the pilgrimage ceremony, it is time to present the birthday gift.
The first to offer birthday gifts are, of course, the princes of the Heavenly Monarch.
One by one, the princes presented their carefully prepared congratulatory gifts for the Heavenly Monarch in front of everyone, which was not only a time to show their strength in front of the Penglai Star Monk, but also a time to show their filial piety to the Heavenly Monarch.
After the birthday gifts of dozens of princes were offered, the Heavenly Monarch happily rewarded his princes one by one.
Seeing that the prince's gift session was over, a graceful and luxurious beautiful female cultivator said: "Heavenly Monarch, the children are very filial and work hard, this is really the blessing of our heavenly court!"
Tianjun smiled and said: "This is also the credit of the Queen of Heaven for the dedication of this monarch to manage the Heavenly Clan, the children have your teaching, in order to have today's achievements." ”
After the husband and wife praised each other, the immortals said congratulations, this link should be over, and it should be time for each gate to give gifts, but a beautiful young woman suddenly said: "Yes, the queen of heaven is well managed, and the children of our heavenly clan are very competitive, except for one." ”
The queen's face instantly fell.
Tianjun himself had many children, and he couldn't remember if there were any others, so he asked, "Except for whom?" I think the children are all very good!" He tried to recall that the child had not behaved well just now, but after thinking about it, he did not find a single disobedient.
The beautiful young woman said: "These children are naturally good, and the concubine is the child who said that there was no come." ”
Tianjun's face sank: "Didn't come?
The glamorous young woman said: "Tianjun only celebrates his birthday once in ten years, and when the children know about Tianjun's birthday, they will adjust the retreat time to avoid these few days." The prince that the concubine said, he almost didn't pass the test. ”
Tianjun then remembered that he had a son who had indeed never been too lazy to retreat, and he had been skinny since he was a child, and he thought that he would not be able to become a weapon, but he didn't expect his cultivation to swish upward, and all kinds of strange encounters could make him increase his cultivation, and he was the fastest and best one among all Tianjun's children.
This is also a good thing, but this child is too capable of causing trouble, always doing things that deviate from the norm and discredit the heavenly court, coupled with all kinds of blows by the concubines of the Heavenly Monarch, the Heavenly Monarch's evaluation of this child is gradually crooked.
Tianjun frowned and looked at the Queen of Heaven: "What about Tianling? Where did he run away? Tianling is your only son, can you take care of other people's children, can't you take care of your own children?"
Now, the reason why this Third Highness Tianling is hated by everyone and falls into the well has also come out: because he is the eldest son. Although there are two older brothers above, they are all concubines.
Tianhou Shi Li said: "Tianjun, Tianling, this kid has a very peculiar opportunity, maybe he traveled somewhere and was stumped. ”
The beautiful young woman sneered: "Yes, yesterday I clearly heard the Queen of Heaven and her subordinates say that they should go to the Linglong shop to bring back the Third Highness and let him attend the birthday ceremony of the Heavenly Monarch on time, did the Queen of Heaven forget?"
How did this woman know about her arrangement with her henchmen? The Queen of Heaven scolded the woman's viciousness in her heart, and on the surface, she had to explain with a smile to the Heavenly Monarch: "The Heavenly Monarch also knows that our Ling'er has a strange encounter, and it is difficult to say that he was suddenly stumped by some adventure. ”
Tianjun snorted coldly, he didn't want to be entangled in his family's family affairs in public, as for the glamorous young woman Tianfei who dared to take out the family scandal in public, he would deal with her when the birthday ceremony was over.
The Heavenly Monarch waved his hand and asked the celebrant to continue with the next procedure.
The celebrant outside suddenly shouted, "The Third Highness has arrived!"
When the Queen of Heaven heard this, she hurriedly greeted her: "Ling'er, you are back!
The Third Highness stepped forward and knelt down to congratulate Tianjun on his birthday, Tianjun's face was slightly better, while the faces of the other brothers and sisters and aunts were not good-looking.
After the birthday celebration, the Third Highness stood up. The queen of heaven hurriedly grabbed her son and said, "What gift did you prepare for the Heavenly Monarch?"
The Third Highness swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "It is naturally a good thing for my father, but I have saved it for my father, and the queen mother will also taste it." ”
As he spoke, the Third Highness took out a box of things and touched it in front of the Heavenly Monarch.
Tianjun took the box.
The glamorous young woman next to her immediately said, "Tianjun, since it is the filial piety of the Third Highness, why don't you open it for everyone to see?"
The queen of heaven was angry in her heart: Slut, wait for the birthday ceremony, see how I clean you up?
Glamorous young woman: There is a heavenly king, see how you can get me!
Tianjun ignored the sword light and sword shadow of his harem, and directly opened the box sent by the Third Highness.
There is a neat row of pancakes inside!
The jaws of the guests who came to congratulate him from all sides dropped: What? The prince who is most likely to inherit the mantle of the Heavenly Monarch sent a few baked cakes to his father's birthday? Is this self-destructing his future?
Many people were incredulous and wiped their eyes with a secret method, hoping to see what was being sent, but it was really baked cakes.
So it is rumored that the Third Highness is obsessed with a mortal who sells baked cakes?
(The downstairs neighbor smokes in the bathroom every day, and I'm about to die!