Chapter 295: Heaven Help Me

Suddenly, Du Feng's face changed greatly, and he saw Lei Yu raise his sword!

Du Feng glanced at the disciples of the Divine Thunder Mountain standing around him in a blink of an eye, if he resisted in the secret way, he was afraid that it would be unfavorable to him, although these were all Qi cultivation disciples, only Lei Yu was a Jindan monk, but if there was a fight, it would be troublesome to disturb the high-level of the Divine Thunder Mountain......! What are you going to do?"

"Don't be nervous, I'm just helping you trim your edges!" Lei Yu explained and grabbed Du Feng's long beard, "I just can't see others being sloppy, come and I'll help you shave your beard......"

Can you shave it? No! The jade slip that Bai Ruyu gave to record his portrait is still dragging in Lei Yu's hand, in case this Lei Yu has already read the contents of the jade slip, won't it be over? Du Feng hurriedly fled: "My beard can't be shaved, I like unkempt edges, can you manage it?"

Suddenly, one by one, the monks stepped forward, blocked Du Feng's retreat, and surrounded Du Feng in it. Du Feng was stunned for a moment, and looked at the thunderstorm that came with bad intentions: "You...... Don't come here!"

"Don't be nervous, it's just a shaved beard!" Lei Yu's face was full of smiles, and in Du Feng's opinion, the smile was so penetrating. Suddenly, the monks who surrounded Du Feng stopped one after another and held Du Feng down!

Du Feng's fingertips change frequently, staying on the last one. As soon as something is wrong, Du Feng will burn his cultivation to perform a secret technique and escape!

But suddenly, something unexpected happened to Du Feng, only to see Lei Yu looking at his face very proudly and said: "By the way, well, such a handsome face, why do you have to grow so many beards? With your current face, I don't know how many girls to fascinate our god Lei Mountain! You kid is blessed, why don't you thank me?"

"What's the situation? Hasn't he read the contents of the jade slip?" Du Feng thought anxiously in his heart, and a hint of sneer appeared on his face: "Actually, I'm afraid of being entangled by a woman, so I deliberately grew a beard!"

"Huh, afraid of being entangled by women?" Lei Yu was stunned, "Could it be that you have a habit of breaking your sleeves?"

Immediately, everyone was cold, let go of Du Feng and retreated far away, rubbing his hand hard against his body. In order not to be misunderstood, Du Feng hurriedly explained: "Of course it's not, it's just that many times I have more than enough heart and not enough power!"

"Lack of energy?" Lei Yu pondered for a moment when he heard this, then he was relieved, patted Du Feng's shoulder and said, "Don't panic, after we marry the Elixir Mountain, I will go to the senior brother who married the female cultivator of the Elixir Mountain, and ask him to help you ask his wife for some kidney tonic medicine!"

"Poof......" Du Feng squirted wildly, did I mean that I had more than enough heart and not enough power? What I said was that I especially wanted to hook up with some girls, but I was afraid that the little twitter would explode......! Yes, kidney loss is kidney loss, it's better than the habit of broken sleeves!

After thinking about it, Du Feng said: "Then thank you, by the way, what's the matter with the marriage with the Elixir Mountain?"

Lei Yu sighed: "Alas, I haven't even scratched the word about this matter, I heard that the Elixir Mountain has already decided to marry Lian Ruolan and our side, but who dares to marry Lian Ruolan......?

"Is there anything else?" Du Feng's eyes rolled sharply when he heard this, he didn't expect Ruolan to be fierce and have this benefit, and the elixir mother-in-law didn't allow me to be with Ruolan, since this is the case, I might as well join Shenlei Mountain, and then take the initiative to ask Ying to marry Ruolan......

"Hey, hey, hey......" Du Feng couldn't help but laugh out loud. Lei Yu patted Du Feng's head: "Boy, don't be too happy too early, if you can enter my Divine Thunder Mountain, I will help you ask for medicine, if you can't become a disciple of Divine Thunder Mountain, then you will be impotent!"

Lei Yu said and held up the jade slip. Du Feng's face changed greatly, and he pointed into the distance: "Look,!"

Lei Yu was stunned for a moment, and looked in the direction Du Feng pointed: "?

Du Feng's movements were as fast as lightning, and he reached out to the jade slip in Lei Yu's hand. But suddenly, just as Du Feng was about to catch the jade slip, Lei Yu clenched the jade slip tightly and stood with his hands tied behind his back: "Where is the? Why didn't I see it?"

"I read it wrong!" Du Feng smiled awkwardly. Lei Yu rolled his eyes: "I'll see it clearly in the future, don't be surprised!"

After saying that, Lei Yu held up Yu Jian again, Du Feng's face changed greatly, and he pointed behind Lei Yu and grabbed Yu Jian with his other hand: "Gray machine, it's really a gray machine!"

Lei Yu subconsciously held Yu Jian and turned to look into the distance: "Hiss...... What about airplanes?"

Du Feng is messy, why don't you look at the, what are you dragging Yujian for? Lei Yu turned around, looked at Du Feng angrily and said, "Are you wrong again?"

"Yes, yes......" Du Feng nodded again and again. Lei Yu asked Jian again, Du Feng raised his hand and pointed again, before Du Feng could shout, Lei Yu had already held Yu Jian and turned to look: "Is there another?"

Du Feng was speechless: "No wow, I didn't say anything, okay?"

Lei Yu rolled his eyes, looked around at the light curtain where no one had stuffed the children anymore, and did not hold up the jade slip, and said to those Qi cultivators: "Start the second level assessment!"

"It's Master!" Those Qi cultivators attacked and hugged their fists, leading those children away one after another, Lei Yu squinted and stared at Du Feng: "Let's go!"

"You please first!" Du Feng made a gesture of please. Lei Yu shook his head: "You kid is quite sensible, if you pass the assessment, I will reluctantly let you sit down with me!"

Let's say that the thunderstorm swaggers first. Du Feng, who followed closely, thought anxiously in his heart, how can I grab the jade slip? Looking at Lei Yu's surprise just now, Bai Ruyu's conditions should not be low, if he is allowed to see the contents of the jade slip, he may not arrest me and hand it over to Bai Ruyu, then I think it will definitely be impossible for me to marry Ruolan in the name of the monk of Shenlei Mountain!

What should I do? Du Feng asked himself. Suddenly, Du Feng, who had been thinking about it, didn't pay attention to kicking on a stone, and Du Feng, who was tripped up, pounced on the body of the thunderstorm in front of him, and directly knocked down the thunderstorm that was caught off guard, and the action of wanting to hold the ground in the thunderstorm panic made the sword come out of his hand!

Du Feng was overjoyed, this is all right, as long as he will destroy the jade slip before the thunderstorm picks it up...... God help me!

Du Feng looked at the foot that was about to step on the Imperial Sword with an incredulous expression! It was the foot of one of Lei Yu's disciples! The stepped on the Imperial Sword sank deep into the earth. Du Feng rushed over happily, grabbed the jade slip mixed with the soil, spread it out and looked at it, as if he had done something wrong, and said to Lei Yu: "Broken ......"

Lei Yu let out a long sigh: "If it's broken, it's broken! After all, I can't help him find someone just to get the three refining fires, right? The ghost knows where that person will be hiding......

Lei Yu didn't care about it, and said that he wasn't bothering about Yu Jian's affairs, and continued to move forward. Du Feng breathed a long sigh of relief, his hand shook, and the soil in his hand fell, leaving only the intact jade slip in his hand, and then very covertly stuffed the jade slip into his belt. Following the footsteps of the thunderstorm, Du Feng couldn't help laughing in his heart: "This thunderstorm is really a fool, Jade Jane! Jade Jane is a spiritual treasure, which is used by monks to bring chance things, but it is not a foot that contains spiritual power that can be stepped on...... The spirit stones have all been exhausted, and I don't know how many I can deceive from Shenlei Mountain...... It would be nice to get some more powerful magic weapons!hehe......"

Like Elixir Mountain, Shenlei Mountain is also a continuous mountain range. On the main peak of Shenlei Mountain, a group of old men were doing their own things, but they were communicating with each other.

"Senior brother, that kid shouldn't be the person the white boy is looking for, right?" asked an old man who was roasting chicken.

"If it were really him, one person could wipe out the entire Bai family, if he worshiped under our Divine Thunder Mountain Gate, in time, we could do whoever we wanted in the entire cultivation continent!" An old man who was playing against each other fell into white chess. The old man sitting opposite him raised the black chess piece and hesitated: "This is wrong, if it is really that kid, I am afraid that our Divine Thunder Mountain will never have peace!"

"It doesn't matter who he is, if he enters our Divine Thunder Mountain, he is a disciple of our Divine Thunder Mountain, what about his Flame Mountain? The old man who tuned the piano said while tuning the piano: "This kid is so clever, I think it's better for him to marry the Elixir Mountain!"

"Isn't the junior brother trying to trick that kid?" said an old woman who was writing something. The old man who held the white chess piece smiled and quipped: "Senior sister's words are wrong, how can I call that kid, he can enter my Shenlei Mountain, I will give him a family business, he hugged the beauty, thank me It's too late for me!"

The old man who was sipping tea smiled slightly: "Senior brother, don't be too happy, let's not talk about my god Thunder Mountain that kid can't enter, if that kid knows that the marriage partner is Lian Ruolan of Elixir Mountain, then it's strange that kid will agree, besides, with this kid's cultivation, can Lingyao Mountain agree?"

"Senior brother's words are wrong!" The old man raised the white chess again, "This kid Tianlinggen, it is a matter of time before his cultivation comes up, it's a big deal that our Shenlei Mountain provides all the resources for him to practice, besides, don't you know that there is a word called seduction?"

"Senior brother, you are so shameless!" said the old man who roasted the chicken and put the golden roasted chicken in front of his nose and sniffed it, but only in an instant, the chicken that he forked with his spirit sword was gone, and the old man looked around at everyone present, and when he saw the oily light on the corners of everyone's mouths, he was immediately furious, "You guys have passed it, return my chicken!"

"Senior brother, don't be angry, it's just a chicken, don't hurt the harmony between my senior brothers, don't you roast another one and it's over?" said the old man on the side of the white chess game. The old man who roasted the chicken was furious: "Sun Wen, you old horseman, how many times you say this sentence, Lao Tzu will roast as many chickens, I will fight with you!"

"Come on!" Sun Wen threw the chess pieces in his hand into the cup and raised his sword. The old man who roasted the chicken suddenly drooped his head like a deflated ball: "I'll continue to roast the chicken......."

Elder Sun pursed his lips and stared at the old man who was sipping tea: "Pour me a cup of tea to relieve the oiliness!"

"Let's all get rid of the greasy!" said the old man who tasted tea, raised his hand and released a number of teacups, filled them in turn, and with a wave of his hand, the cups flew to everyone present.

At this time, Du Feng, who had been following the thunderstorm, stopped because of the thunderstorm, and the scene in front of him made Du Feng a little unclear......