Chapter 253: Why are Ling Lang's chest muscles so exaggerated

Cultivating the continent, the secular heroes compete for the deer, Qi, Qin, Han, Zhao, Wei, Yan, Chu are lined up, as well as the barren barbaric barbaric countries of Mongolia, Turk, Western Xia, etc., Baijiacheng, belonging to the Qi country, is one of the main cities of the Qi country, the surrounding small cities are numerous, and the Baijia city is like standing out from the crowd. The city has a large population, the streets and alleys are all prosperous, and the crowds are crowded, if this place is like the technology of the Chinese world, it will be more congested than the most congested Kyoto in China!

The buildings in the city are ancient, and the stone and tile houses are all there, but only a few buildings as magnificent as the Forbidden City are particularly prominent.

Du Feng and his entourage came from the dust, and when they first came to the ramp, they still maintained the habits of the Chinese world, hid in the sword, and settled in the city. Scattered the means of concealment, walking on the street, but attracted the surprised eyes of countless people.

"These barbarian costumes are so special ......"

"It is said that the barbarians are fierce, all eight feet tall, Kong Wu is powerful and strong, facing the vicious and rude, how can it look not much different from us......"

"I don't think they're barbarians at all, they should have gone to the wilderness for a while and liked the barbarian costumes!"

...... Listening to people's discussions, Du Feng remembered that his group was still wearing Huaxia clothes, and even Qing Lingzi was wearing a tie. Everyone here is dressed in long robes, and their hair is tied in a bun, so it's no wonder that they mistake themselves for barbarians.

"Forget it, let's follow the customs, I don't want to be treated as a monster...... Du Feng sighed helplessly, led everyone into a store that sold clothes, carefully selected, and changed into their favorite robes.

"Boss, you do the math, for a lot of money!" Du Feng said with a big grin and took out a large pile of red banknotes.

"It is said that the barbarian has developed limbs and is simple-minded, should I not shout ten times the price?" the shopkeeper thought, and stretched out two fingers to Du Feng with a smile, "Guest officer, a total of twenty taels of silver!"

"Uh......" Du Feng was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that this was no longer Huaxia. Seeing Du Feng's appearance, the shopkeeper thought to himself: "These barbarians are really as poor as rumored, so I'll pit them a little less!"

Thinking about it, the shopkeeper hurriedly said: "If the guest officer is too expensive, I will be cheaper......"

"It's not cheap, it's not cheap, the key is that I don't have silver......" Du Feng said very depressedly. The shopkeeper was furious: "No silver, what are you teasing me? Take off my clothes quickly, don't dirty my clothes......"

"Why do you boss ...... like this" Guo Xingxing, Xiao Yijun, and Zeng Xiaowei were furious. Du Feng was stunned: "Actually, I wanted to ask you if you could ...... gold."

"Gold?" The boss was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "One ...... One...... Two taels of gold!"

"One, two, two, two, I really don't!" Du Feng said depressedly, the boss who had experienced several ups and downs in his heart suddenly lost patience, but suddenly! A fist-sized piece of gold in Du Feng's hand suddenly appeared, directly blinding the boss's dog eyes, only to see Du Feng raise his sword, cut a small lump from the gold, throw it to the store, put the rest of the gold and spirit sword into the storage bag, and put the sunglasses on the same action as Xiao Yijun, Guo Xingxing, Zeng Xiaowei, and Qing Lingzi, and swaggered away with a paper fan.

"Immortal...... Immortal Master ......" The shopkeeper looked shocked, his feet were weak, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground, and hurriedly picked up the gold and chased it out, "Immortal Master stay wow!"

Du Feng was stunned for a moment, and turned around leisurely: "Too little?"

The boss rushed to Du Feng, knelt down with a puff, and slapped himself wildly with both hands: "I damn it, I damn it, I'm not a thing, I don't know Taishan ...... with eyes."

The boss said and began to kowtow to Du Feng again: "Immortal Master, I have eyes and don't know Taishan who offended you, if you want to punish me, just punish me, please let my family go......"

"......" Du Feng was speechless, what does this mean? He glanced at Qing Lingzi and the others, and waved his big hand: "Okay, okay, I'm not the kind of person with a small belly, you hurry back and do your business!"

"Thank you, Immortal, thank you, Immortal!" The boss kowtowed, his head hit the ground, and there were blood stains on the ground. Du Feng shook his head, turned around and strode away.

After changing into clothes, although Du Feng and the others did not turn back as before, it was still a lot, after all, except for Qing Lingzi who had long hair, Du Feng and the others all wore unusual short hair, this is not the point, the point is that everyone is wearing sunglasses and holding cigars, no matter how you look at it, it is out of place!

"It's so nice to feel like you're being noticed!" Guo Xingxing beamed with self-satisfaction. Suddenly, Zeng Xiaowei seemed to be stimulated by something, ran away with a swish, and then hurried back, stretching out his hand to Du Feng: "Boss!"

"What are you doing?" Du Feng was puzzled.

"Gold!" Zeng Xiaowei said reasonably.

"What do you want gold for?" Du Feng was still puzzled.

"It's definitely going to consume!" Zeng Xiaowei said again. At this time, Guo Xingxing, Xiao Yijun, and Qing Lingzi had already rushed away. Du Feng took a look, and saw an attic with an empty lantern hanging in front of him, a bewitching woman in a bewitching dress shaking the silk in her hand, scratching her head, the attic was decorated with pink yarn, and a plaque of "Wanhua Pavilion" was hanging horizontally!

"Nima, what should I make you so excited, it turned out that I was going to visit the Qinglou......" Du Feng sweated wildly, and looked away: "Don't give it!"

"Don't pull it down, I'll let them treat you!" Zeng Xiaowei had already rushed away as he spoke. Du Feng looked left and right, and was speechless, he was abandoned by them like this? Du Feng shouted in his heart, I really want to experience the local customs......

But Du Feng didn't dare, why? Afraid that the little twitter would explode, this is an oath!

Du Feng lowered his head and stared: "Hey, my hard-working person, Xiao Fengfeng, Xiao Fengfeng, it seems that there is only grievances and grievances against you......"

Du Feng, who was unfamiliar with life, looked around, and his eyes stayed on a restaurant: "Forget it, I'll wait for them here!"

Du Feng walked straight to the restaurant. The little two towels at the door of the shop put their shoulders and led Du Feng into the restaurant, which was extremely noisy, with people worrying and joyful, arrogant words and sighs, and even praising each other.

asked for a table by the window, Du Feng sat down with a golden knife, and when the shopkeeper asked what he needed, Du Feng was not entangled, he was very heroic: "A pot of good wine, eight bowls of beef!"

"Okay!" the shopkeeper wanted to drink and leave, "a pot of good wine, eight bowls of beef!"

The wine here is not as mellow and fragrant as the wine of the Chinese world, and the craftsmanship of beef making here cannot catch up with the Chinese world, which makes Du Feng a little difficult to swallow. But Du Feng didn't leave, after all, Qing Lingzi and the others were still in the Qinglou, Du Feng couldn't leave alone, and this world was still so strange to Du Feng.

Collecting all the conversations in the entire restaurant, Du Feng has a certain understanding of the people in this world, the people here advocate strength and are proud of their cultivation, but to practice, they must have spiritual roots, so the people here have such a mentality, Lao Tzu can't do his son, his son can't do it, my grandson can't do it! Crazy man-making, this is the root cause of overcrowding here, if there is a cultivator in the family, it is a person who has attained the Tao and ascended to heaven. Of course, people who don't have spiritual roots have to live well, some people practice literature, some people practice martial arts, some people do business, and there are also poor peasants who have been oppressed.

Here we are talking about which family's children were taken away by that immortal master, and here we are sad that I have given birth to more than ten children, and none of them can practice. This is this world, a world of spiritual practice!

The more he listened to it, the more bored Du Feng became. summoned his mobile phone, ready to brush up on jokes to pass the time, but found that there was no signal on the mobile phone, so he remembered that there was no signal base station here, and Du Feng had no choice but to put away the mobile phone.

Suddenly, a group of officers and soldiers wearing armor and big swords rushed in, and the shopkeeper hurriedly greeted: "A few military masters, please come here!"

The group of officers and soldiers simply ignored the greeting of the shopkeeper, and directly began to bombard the guests who were originally seated in the restaurant.

Du Feng's brows furrowed, those officers and soldiers occupied the table where there were already customers, and those customers didn't dare to be angry or speak, so they had to hurriedly check out and leave. Suddenly, several officers and soldiers who were about to forcibly occupy a table flew upside down!

With a "poof", all the officers and soldiers showed their bright broadswords, and one or the leading officers and soldiers said angrily: "Are you impatient?"

The two people at the table, one old and one young, took care of their own food and wine, as if they did not take all the officers and soldiers with bright knives in their eyes. The two of them are dressed in brocade robes, the old crane hair and childish face, the few facial features, the eyebrows are clear and the eyes are beautiful, the chest is bulging in a strong suit, there is no Adam's apple, and at first glance it is a woman dressed as a man!

"Old man, why are Ling Lang's chest muscles so exaggerated?" The abrupt voice sounded, everyone was surprised, and when they heard the voice, they saw Du Feng's face swaying, and his eyes stared directly at Shao's chest.

"......" an old man and a young man with black lines on their faces.

With a "snap", the wooden table in front of an old man and a young man exploded, and the old one slapped the table and got up, but he was unexpectedly pulled by the young one, and the old one looked puzzled, only to see the young one's head shaking lightly, and the old one was helpless, so he had to stare at Du Feng fiercely.

Du Feng smiled, pointed to those officers and soldiers and educated them bitterly: "It is said that the army and the people are close to each other, the people support the army, and the army protects the people, you are good, you are overbearing, bullying the weak......

Before Du Feng finished expressing what he wanted to express, the leading officer and soldier pointed at Du Feng and ordered: "Take him down!"

Suddenly, a group of officers and soldiers raised their swords and rushed towards Du Feng. Suddenly, all the officers and soldiers stopped suddenly, only to see a long sword suddenly appear and float above Du Feng's head!

"Immortal...... Immortal Master ...... "All the officers and soldiers were shocked, and hurriedly abandoned their swords and prostrate on the ground, begging for a piece!"

The old man and the young frowned slightly, looked at each other, and each had their own thoughts. Du Feng continued to educate hard: "You are wearing military uniforms and sabers, and it is your mission to protect them, how can you bully them, besides, you are not born to be officers and soldiers, right? Are you worthy of your conscience by doing this......?"

"Yes, yes, yes......" All the officers and soldiers did not dare to raise their heads and nodded violently.

Du Feng crackled and educated, and when his mouth was dry, he drank to quench his thirst, and he never got tired of it.

"This kid is too good to speak...... "The old man over there was sweating wildly. Shao smiled with interest: "I think he's quite interesting!"

"Uh......" The old man was speechless, subconsciously looked at Shao's chest, and recalled the sentence "Why are Ling Lang's chest muscles so exaggerated" and couldn't help laughing: "Yes, it's really interesting!"

Finally, Du Feng himself was bored, and waved his big hand: "Okay, you don't need a heavy hammer to ring the drum, and you don't need to talk about it, I won't say more, what should you do!"

"Thank you, Immortal Master, Immortal Master......" All the officers and soldiers were grateful, and left the restaurant on their knees. Du Feng smiled and said to the old man and the young man: "Meeting is fate, how about a few drinks?"