Chapter 3 A Tank
Everyone muttered a little more in their hearts because they heard the unclear words of the Nine Princes.
The marching procession walked unhurriedly along the country roads, and most of them were silent.
After all, how many can not be afraid of death, right?
"Look at the fortune of your gang, are you leading it? The Nine Princes have said that this was a thousand years ago, and now in this poor and remote place, there is nothing to want, and now it is impossible to turn against the sky, give me spiritual points." ”
General Ma Shen is a gentleman, if a big thing doesn't work, a small thing will still stand in line, he can always care about some details.
The Ninth Prince glanced at Ma Tianshou with great appreciation, and hummed very proudly:
"Damn, theirs is long gone, and now they are in the hands of the king. ”
"What the Nine Princes said is reasonable, with the Nine Princes here, what other big things can happen? Everyone, don't forget that the Nine Princes are also the masters of our Dawu Dynasty's eighth-layer quenching body. ”
When everyone heard it, this is the reason.
That's still worrying.
A group of people finally walked to the entrance of the village, and saw several teenage little radish heads, the little radish heads were no more than seven or eight years old, and the people had short legs and were catching loaches on the edge of the field.
General Ma Shen nodded, and a soldier immediately stepped forward to walk towards a few small radish heads.
"Child, come here and let me ask you, is this Yejia Village?" the soldier asked about one of the small radish heads
Several little radish heads were startled by the visitor, and they all stood together to observe the visitor.
"Little baby, what do you say, are you all dumb?"
Seeing that no one answered him, the soldier raised his voice by three points, and roared with a dissatisfied hand on his waist.
Children rarely see outsiders coming to the village, not to mention that the people who come look fierce and vicious. They all snorted and snorted, and stood in the field and stared at the soldiers.
"Hey, I don't believe it, if I don't reply to my master, I'll catch you in a while, and see if you're really dumb or pretending to be dumb. As he spoke, he began to pick up his clothes and trouser legs, preparing to go down to the field to catch a child and talk back.
"Stop! The Nine Princes said very dissatisfied.
Yang immediately took a few steps forward, and an amiable smile appeared on his originally round head: "Child, don't be afraid, we are not bad people, we are going to Yejia Village to find the village chief on an errand, do any of you know where the village chief is? Whoever tells me, I will give him a piece of mung bean cake." ”
In order to show that he was very honest, he specially asked his entourage to fetch a box of mung bean cakes and brought them over.
Where have a few country children seen this strange thing, they all looked at the box of mung bean cakes, swallowed their saliva, and still stood still.
The Nine Princes frowned, picked up a piece of mung bean cake, sniffed it, opened his mouth and took a bite, with a very satisfied aftertaste:
"It melts in your mouth, it's sweet and not greasy. ”
A slightly smaller little radish head was a little moved when he saw it, and just as he wanted to step and speak, he was glared at by an older child, and endured it again, but his eyes were slightly red.
When the fat prince saw that there was a play, a hint of mockery flashed in his eyes, and he said to the older child: "Child, don't be afraid, we are actually here to give gifts to your village chief." ”
Gifts, gifts to the village chief, blinking his eyes, looking the group up and down.
The soldiers are also you look at me, I look at him, we are here to give gifts?
No, what kind of gift? Where is the gift? The whole team, except for the half-man-tall vat at the end of the trolley, which smelled so bad that no one wanted to walk at the end.
Before leaving, he grabbed an old man at the city gate as a mule father and a dumb mule, and asked him to act as a charioteer. I didn't see anything else coming, the soldiers thought strangely.
Someone wondered, look at the surrounding environment, think about the stench, it can't be sent here by pulling fertilizer, right? Thinking about it, you will feel that you can vomit out the breakfast you ate the day before yesterday, and unconsciously, some soldiers will snort and tremble.
It seemed that it would be infected, and the whole team, including the generals, had a green face, as if they were thinking about the taste of eighty miles downwind and eighteen miles against the wind.
Who hasn't choked on this smell along the way? Even when he was sleeping, the direction of the wind changed, and as soon as the stench came out, the whole team was awakened by the smell. Since then, when camping at night, I will try to park the large tank in a windless place or downwind, and let the mule cart follow the troops for a mile during the day, and I don't worry about getting lost.
The Ninth Prince also looked uncomfortable, pointed to the big tank on the mule cart in the distance, calmed down and said, "This gift is for your village chief, and it must be handed over to him." If you don't believe me, you can call a village of adults, and of course, this box of mung bean cakes can be used as a reward. ”
"Is this really okay?"
An older child asked worriedly, but his eyes were fixed on the mule driver who was driving the car, and a hint of excitement flashed in his eyes.
"Of course, if it's not enough, I'll give you more. ”
The Nine Princes stroked his chin and motioned for the servants to go and fetch some more. The servant quickly took the mung bean cake, packed it in a food box, covered it with a cloth, and handed it to the child, who was very disgusted for fear of touching the child's muddy hands.
"Child, you also got the pastries, you can take us to the village chief's house" General Ma Shen said impatiently at this time, and continued to say to the Nine Princes, "This is the Nine Princes of our Dawu Dynasty, that is the Lord under one person and above ten thousand people." Stop the ink, lead the way. ”
The child turned his head to the children next to him and said, "Put all the loaches on it, it is the soil medicine for the third aunt, take this pastry back and eat it together, let's take these officials to the village chief first." ”
After speaking, he held the food box in one hand, waved it in the other hand and said to the Nine Princes: "Come with me." ”
The fat prince saw that this group of little radish heads did not eat alone, he was stunned at first, and the look of memory flashed in his eyes, for him it was just a few pieces of tea and snacks that were barely entered, if it were not for this poor mountain and bad water place, more exquisite pastries can be eaten, and he also has such a brother, when he was a child, the mother of the nine princes died early, and the mother was not welcomed, and the palace was a place of right and wrong, and was often punished in the ancestral hall. Or his four emperor brothers secretly sent roast chicken, the two of them ate happily in the ancestral temple, since then the Nine Emperors have been following behind the four princes, even if the throne was later seized, the battle of the South City Gate mutiny, personally led the city to the blood, a piece of head to the ground, known as the King of Nine Yama.
Including the former crown prince who was later killed, the Nine Yama King did not frown, and kicked the old emperor to send the four princes to the dragon chair.
Later, the four princes became the lords of a country, and the first powerful minister of the dynasty, the Nine Princes, continued to do inconvenient things for the four princes. It is said that there must be a few successful men behind a successful woman, and there must be many successful executioners behind the successful emperor.
The Ninth Prince smiled slightly, looked in the direction of the Dawu Dynasty, and said in a voice that only he could hear: "Fourth brother, my brother still wants to share the roast chicken with you again, or you eat the chicken head, I eat the chicken butt, and the brother is willing to bear all the infamy for you, so that you can become the first emperor of the ages." ”
"Let's go, after this errand, everyone will go to my house, and I will invite you to eat roast chicken and drink good wine. ”
The Nine Princes said in high spirits.
"Lord Xie......"
"Thank you Lord Wang, after drinking the wine, I can brag to others for the rest of my life......"
"Lao Tzu can boast to others for three lifetimes......"
"Are you a goblin... Lao Tzu can blow the ...... for eight lifetimes"
The soldiers shouted excitedly, can they go to the house of the first minister of the dynasty to drink wine and eat meat, can they not be excited?
Several children were already walking in the direction of the village, followed by the others. Wherever the road passed, the villagers who were working in the fields in the distance hurriedly packed up their farm tools and hurriedly walked towards the village, wanting to see what was going on.