Chapter 39: A Farce

The official of the Huang Mansion was a short and fat man who was about the same as Master Ma, and after Lord Ma received his message, he called Master Xu to enter the Huang Mansion together.

For the safety of Mu Zhufeng, Dong Junqin asked Ah Lu to take him to another room to rest. This Nanqin and Beishu also followed the situation and said it together, just in case.

Dong Junqin was not worried that something would happen to the four of them, after all, Wen Xu and his party were foreigners, and now there were so many mortals, once the fight started, there would really be a demonic spirit, but it would harm the innocent and make things bigger.

This idea coincides with Wenxu.

Dong Junqin looked at the group of people in the room, and asked Wen Xu in a low voice: "You stayed in Xu Mansion well, why did you come to Huang Mansion?"

Wen Xu smiled: "Doctor Dong also heard it just now, we are here to eliminate demons." ”

Dong Junqin: "Hmph, the next person said, you have already arrived at the Huang Mansion before Ah Feng brought Boss Huang back." ”

Wen Xu nodded: "Yes, could it be that only Mu Daxia will be a demon in this world?"

Dong Junqin was curious and was about to ask more, but saw Wen Xu slightly open his mouth to signal him not to speak. Then he stood up: "Boss Xu, this Mrs. Huang is actually evil, but it's not serious. As long as the evil is exorcized, it will be fine. ”

Boss Xu: "Then how do you exorcise evil spirits? Do you want to prepare something?" What does Dr. Wen need?"

Wen Xu waved his hand: "It's not necessary to prepare." However, I need a girl to help me in the future. ”

The people present looked at each other, what kind of girl is this?

Wen Xu: "This girl should be quite close to Boss Huang on weekdays, but she doesn't live in Huangfu. ”

Boss Xu was puzzled: "Why do you want such a girl?"

Wen Xu: "Everyone looks at Mrs. Huang's eyes staring at Boss Huang. There is a saying in Dongli that the eyes of young children and women can see ghosts. If a wife stares at her husband like this, it is likely that the husband has been subjected to something. Mrs. Huang seems to be glaring at Boss Huang, but she is actually protecting her husband, glaring at the evil ghost and hoping that it will leave as soon as possible. But this ghost will also resist, so he controls Madame Huang's consciousness. Mrs. Huang's bite to Boss Huang was probably to remind Boss Huang, but the strength of her mouth was a little too much to be controlled by the evil ghost. ”

Wen Xu's kung fu is really first-class, and a few words make the pungent and fierce Mrs. Huang in everyone's hearts suddenly become a loyal martyr who is dedicated to her husband.

Wen Xu continued: "When I was diagnosing Boss Huang's pulse today, I found that Boss Huang's yang deficiency had been due to many years, and now it seems that it should be caused by the ghost's upper body inhaling **. As the saying goes, the yang is only a man, and the yin is not a woman. The ghost on Boss Huang's body should have been attached to some of the daughters of the Yin and given to Boss Huang. That's why I need the help of such a girl. ”

Wen Xu's words leaned on women, especially those women with rich experience, probably to make everyone think of Qingqing, so as to bring people over.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Boss Xu quickly ordered someone to bring Qingqing.

To say that this Boss Huang is really lustful, too tasteless.

This Qingqing's appearance is not as good as Ah Lu, the makeup is rough and gaudy, and there are fox eyes with a mean atmosphere. I must say where I can see it, maybe there is only white skin and big breasts and big buttocks. But the way she walked, Dong Junqin and Wen Xu covered their eyes one after another, and they were not afraid to flash their waists.

After Qingqing entered the house, she saw a room full of men, including two young and handsome brothers, and smiled with wrinkles at the corners of her eyes: "Yo, Boss Huang, you just left and called so many people, where did I serve alone, really." Why don't you go to Wangchun Tower, that tigress ...... yours?"

It's a pity that she didn't laugh long before she saw Boss Huang, who was half bloody, and Mrs. Huang, whose eyes were about to stare out.

Qingqing's face turned blue at once, and he smiled dryly: "Yo, what's the matter? Boss Huang, did you fight with your wife?"

Boss Xu called two subordinates, and he knelt down on Qingqing.

Qingqing: "Boss Xu, what are you doing! Where did Qingqing offend you, Xiaohong's girl didn't serve well last time?ah!"

Without waiting for Qingqing to finish speaking, Boss Xu instructed his subordinates to slap him over.

Dong Junqin and Wen Xu were also shocked, and then saw Boss Xu change back to a respectful smile and said, "Doctor Wen, do you think it's her?

Wen Xu didn't move, and a ponytail woman behind him who also looked like Dongli stepped forward, grabbed Qingqing's chin, looked left and right, and said, "It's really very vicious, no wonder it will make Boss Huang obsessed." ”

This one should be a Western painting, and the other one looks a little more literate is Eastern chess.

Qingqing glared: "What nonsense are you talking about! What evil? What vicious! What a ghost is confused!"

Wen Xu patted the western painting and motioned for her to let go.

Qingqing was embarrassed, and suddenly burst into tears of grievance, crying at Boss Huang: "Huang Youzhong! You are still not a man! How many times have I served you! How many years! Your old woman is crazy, and you will come to me for trouble! Are you human!"

If you want to say that this Boss Huang is really cowardly, Qingqing cried, and he softened: "Qingqing, I can't help it! You have been ghosted! You don't think it yourself, but it hurts us to live in peace! Boss Xu is also for your good, and I brought you here to exorcise ghosts!"

"Drive you a big-headed ghost!" Qingqing shouted at the top of her voice, "Boss Zhou, and Boss Zhu, you don't mean me every once in a while, do you have any troubles?

Qingqing's words, many people present were shot. That Boss Zhu came up and slapped him again, and the corner of the mouth of the person who hit him was bleeding.

Wen Xu couldn't bear it, and sighed twice. Seeing his sympathy, Qingqing immediately cried to the two of them: "Two sons, it's true that Qingqing is a prostitute, but prostitutes are also people, and they just want to settle down here." When you men come to the brothel, we can't help but serve, and only when you serve well can you have enough food to eat and clothes to wear. They all say that they laugh at the poor and don't laugh at prostitutes, and there is no reason for me to have an accident! That Mrs. Huang is fierce by nature and strict in control, and Boss Huang just came to me to take a breath. We didn't even go to bed!"

Haven't been in bed yet?!

Boss Huang was stunned when he heard this, and only then trembled halfway: "Didn't you say that you were pregnant with my child and ...... by Mrs."

Qingqing Fang was excited for a while, and now that he calmed down, he found that he had missed his mouth, so he put away his resentful eyes and said, "You...... You never stay overnight in Wangchun Tower, don't you know it yourself? You have to believe what others say casually. ”

Boss Huang: "You are talking nonsense! I remember clearly, I asked you, you said that I was drunk and didn't go home once, and I got pregnant after pestering you all night!"

Speaking of this, Qingqing simply broke the jar and broke it: "You said that you want to redeem me! You want to marry me! How many years have I waited, and you always say that this tigress won't let you take a concubine! I can't help it!"

When Boss Huang heard this, he was so angry that his teeth chattered: "You! You! In order to make up for your loss of children over the years, how much silver have I spent for you openly and secretly! Redeem yourself? Ask the bustard yourself, do I don't want to redeem it? The price is all over the sky, and it will rise by one hundred taels every time, do you take my money from the wind or grow it in the ground? You can't leave, it's because she doesn't want you to let you go!"

Qingqing: "Isn't it true that Mother Wang's asking price is high? Do you know what my Qingqing is worth? I'm leaving, how many fewer guests will Wangchun Tower? Besides, I'll leave Wangchun Tower to be your concubine, and Mother Wang won't prepare a dowry for me! No dowry, when I get to your house, I won't be bullied to death by this old woman! Don't ask for any money, what will I do to save my life!"

Boss Huang clutched his chest, and the wound that had just condensed was cracked open with anger. This time, without waiting for Lord Xu to speak, Xihua came up and slapped Qingqing on the chest, and the person who hit him fell to the ground and retched. Dong Junqin made another move, secretly setting off a dark wind in the house.

Everyone was shocked and hugged each other. Wait for the yin wind to disperse and look at the green on the ground.

Dong Junqin retreated the wound for Boss Huang, and said to Mrs. Huang: "Madam, how do you want to treat your husband and this young man, the younger generation is not qualified to speak." But please let yourself go. ”

I don't know if Mrs. Huang can hear the voice of an outsider, but Dong Junqin saw that Mrs. Huang, who was originally crazy from evil spirits, had lost the anger just now, but instead looked at the bed tent on her head in confusion and kept crying.

Qingqing lost his temper and lost his strength, and the whole person sat on the ground and looked at each other with Boss Huang, as if he wanted to strangle each other immediately.

Dong Junqin saw that Mrs. Huang was loose, and then took advantage of everyone's inattention, and an exorcism town entered Mrs. Huang's lower dantian.

After Mrs. Huang's body twisted a few times, her eyes returned to normal. A woman with half-white hair, no children under her knees, and her husband couldn't understand her, Dong Junqin felt some sympathy in his heart, so he took off the cloth in her mouth.

Wen Xu pretended to come over to give Mrs. Huang a needle, and Dong Junqin secretly explained her voice.

After half a sound, Wen Xu said: "My lord, Mrs. Huang's consciousness is already sober. ”

Although he said so, it was obvious that everyone had taken a step back and moved away from Madame Huang.

Mrs. Huang was tied, she tilted her head, looked at Boss Huang and Qingqing, and said hoarsely: "You marry her." ”

"Huh?!" Everyone was shocked, and Boss Huang said, "Madam, you won't be ...... Doctor Wen, my wife's evil spirit can't be deeper. ”

Wen Xu glanced at Dong Junqin, and when he saw that he didn't react, he said, "No, her evil spirit has been removed." ”

"Then that ......" Boss Huang still couldn't believe it, they had been making trouble for decades for Qingqing, how could they change their sex after falling into an evil spirit?

Wen Xu said: "Boss Huang, you are a blessing in disguise this time." ”

Boss Huang: "Are you sure?"

Wen Xu nodded.

This is the end of the farce in the Yellow Mansion. To say how complicated it is, it's just a mean power prostitute, a lascivious boss with a strict wife and his strong wife.

Lord Xu originally wanted to ask Wen Xu to return to Xu's mansion, but Wen Xu said that Mrs. Huang and Qingqing had just been exorcised and might be unstable, so it would be safer for him to wait until after sunrise to go back.

After Boss Huang thanked everyone again and again, he sent a housekeeper to settle Dong Junqin and Wen Xu and his party.

Master Ma watched the play for one night, and his head was already confused. Dong Junqin told him to rest assured and went back.