Chapter Twenty-Eight: Drunken Madness

Mu Han once had an idea to make the people of the world communist, but later she knew that it was a dream, and even if it came true, it would be easy to kill herself and others, so she woke up.

But she can't wait to be dreaming now, at least in that dream, she doesn't have to worry about expenses, people all over the world are like a family, how can she ask for money just for a meal?

Looking at the shopkeeper who was smiling and greeting others, and then looking at Wang Xiong, who was eating meat and drinking fragrant wine, Mu Han lowered his head and gave himself another bite of steamed buns.

Cough...... almost made a sound, even if he was choked, Mu Han didn't cough it out, hurriedly poured a glass of water, and carefully poured it into the black veil around the hood.

"Brother Simon, what are your plans?" Wang Xiong, who had eaten and drank a few sips of wine, glanced at Mu Han, who had just put down the cup, and suddenly asked.

Mu Han was stunned, raised his hand and wrote, "Huh?"

"What did Brother Simon want to do in this city?"

Mu Han was really stunned this time, Wang Xiong's question was really difficult for her to answer, she didn't want to do anything in this city.

"Pingyang is a small town, but it is also a good place for sightseeing, and if Brother Simon answers me with this, I can't say anything. Wang Xiong took another sip of wine and said, "But I don't believe it." ”

'Then Brother Wang, what do you think I'm here to do?' Mu Han wrote.

"If I know where to ask you?" Wang Xiong put down the wine glass, picked up the chopsticks and gently tapped them on the plate, "Ming people don't say dark words, don't answer in a roundabout way, let's just talk casually, if you don't want to say it, don't say it." ”

"That's not it, by the way, generally speaking, Bicang Pavilion is about to accept apprentices at this time, right?"

Wang Xiong watched Mu Han write slowly, and when the three words Bicang Pavilion appeared, his pupils shrank sharply, and then he smiled and said, "Brother Ximen, don't you want to say that you want to worship under the door of Bicang Pavilion?"

'Why not?'

"Brother Ximen is really ambitious, at least to become a disciple of this kind of sect that the power of the whole country may not be able to compete with, I can't even think of it. Wang Xiong sighed.

"Oh, Brother Wang is afraid of secular sects besides God?" Mu Han wrote as if he were laughing.

"Afraid, how can you not be afraid. Wang Xiong laughed at himself and said, "I am afraid that such a big force will not dare to think about it in this life." ”

Mu Han was a little embarrassed, in fact, she didn't dare to think about it, but Wang Xiong asked that question, and she naturally had to find a reason.

"But Bicang Pavilion is not in Pingyang City, so it's useless for you to stay here, Brother Ximen. Wang Xiong said.

"It's not like I'm blocked by the flood of beasts outside the city." ’

"I see, look at my brain, I forgot all about this stubble. Wang Xiong smiled, glanced at the door, and was slightly stunned, but quickly reacted.

But this did not escape the eyes of Mu Han, who had been staring at him, seeing that he had this reaction, Mu Han subconsciously looked towards the door, only to see two big men with tigers on their backs, full of the atmosphere of rivers and lakes, stepping in.

'Do you know them?'

"I don't know, I don't know. Wang Xiong hurriedly said, glanced at Mu Han a few times, and found that she was acting normally, although her face was covered by a black veil, there was nothing wrong with thinking about it.

This Simon blowing snow is estimated to be really not the same as those guys.

The two people who came in were some of the people in the rivers and lakes that Lu Jiaying said that Lu Qiuye raised in the city, and after looking for people yesterday, Wang Xiong himself went to stare at it for a while, and saw a few people entering and leaving the house, just the two of them. What's more, Wang Xiong now looks from the outside, his two brothers are still wandering around as if they are nothing, but in fact, their eyes have long been locked on them.

"Little Er, take out the strongest wine!!" one of the big men roared, and sat down at a table in the middle of the door, "and then take two more side dishes." ”

"Derre!"

"I said the fifth man, you won't be ......" Another big man sat down on a stool, and was about to say something, but was directly interrupted by the big man and the fifth man.

"No?" Lao Wu slapped the table heavily, "That dog girl said that Lao Tzu can't do it! Don't show the dog girl, how can I mix in Pingyang City in the future?"

"Old Five, the amount of alcohol is innate, although you can exercise a little the day after tomorrow, but if you really can't do it, I won't laugh at you, and you see, Zhou Hu is not here, who can know if you drink?"

In fact, only he knows what he really thinks.

This old five can't drink much wine and prefers to drink, this morning was ridiculed by Zhou Hu, the bull temper came up and pulled himself directly here, and after a while, he was drunk and drunk, not to mention, he had to drag this girl back.

Why does the dog have to weigh 200 pounds, right?

When the big man was thinking about how to drag this girl back for a while, the fifth man said proudly: "Isn't this you, come, witness the point, go back and beat Zhou Hu's face vigorously." ”

Dahan knew that he couldn't stop him at a glance, so he could only smile bitterly and shake his head: "You're really drunk for a while, I don't ......"

"It's impossible for you to get drunk!"

Damn! The big man scolded secretly, you TM deliberately asked me to drag you back, and didn't even let me speak?

A pair of fists clenched tightly, and the big man sneered and watched the fifth child take over the most vigorous dry white in the store from Xiao Er.

Grunt......

Lao Wu patted the wine jar, broke the sealing mud, tore the cloth, and poured it directly in a big gulp, and his heroic posture attracted the attention of the whole store.

Even the 'well-informed' shopkeeper was slightly surprised, thinking that it had been a long time since the ferocious beasts had overflowed to see such wanton customers.

Not to mention the many guests of this inn, just say that the big man who got up with Lao Wu is now silently breaking his fingers.

"It's strong enough, it's spicy enough!" the fifth child put down the wine jar, coughed twice, and saw that his companion was like this, and couldn't help asking, "Fourth brother, what are you doing?"

The fourth brother ignored him, still snapping his fingers, muttering: "Five, six, seven......"

"You ......" Lao Wu was just about to say something, but the soles of his feet slipped and he didn't stand firm, and he went out with a wine burp, "I ......" Lao Wu's face became redder and redder, and his expression began to be dazed.

"Alas. The fourth brother sighed and patted the fifth child on the shoulder leaning on the table, "Whether you can drink or not has nothing to do with whether you are holding your breath or not, he still has to be drunk." ”

"Who, who said I was drunk?" Lao Wu rolled his eyes, and couldn't stand up straight with a pair of feet on the ground, but his mouth was still tough, "Go back and sue, tell Zhou, Zhou Hu, Lao Tzu...... I can drink it!"

"I can drink your eggs!" The fourth brother finally lost his temper and sat there directly, "Today, the fourth master, I'll see what kind of madness you calf is going to have." ”

"Hair, crazy, I, how could I, go crazy?" a stupid smile appeared on the fifth child's face, "Ah, there's a little butterfly in front of you, fly~"

At this time, everyone finally couldn't hold it back, and laughed, among which Wang Xiong was the loudest and laughed the most heartily.

And although Mu Han also wanted to laugh, he thought that his voice was holding back again, and his beautiful face was red again, but fortunately others couldn't see it.

"You, what are you laughing at?" Lao Wu turned around, half-walked and half-crawled to Wang Xiong, who laughed the loudest, the most conspicuous, with one hand hanging on the table and forcibly supporting himself, and the exhaled wine made Mu Han frown.

"I'm talking brother. Wang Xiong smiled casually, as if the person in front of him was not the person he was deliberately staring at, "If we can't do it, we can't do it, isn't it a joke that you are so reckless?"

"You, you!" Lao Wu's eyes widened, "You also said I can't?!" In a hurry, this thing spoke a lot more smoothly.

"Uh, isn't it?"

Lao Wu slapped the table hard, the plates and wine jugs on the table trembled three times, and the shopkeeper on the side silently retreated to the side when he saw this.

According to common sense, he wants to step forward to stop it, but no matter how you look at it today, this person is also that kind of gangster, and he probably doesn't do less to kill people, and he won't go up to make a living from this kind of begging.

"No one in this world dares to say that Lao Tzu can't do it!"

"Then the ...... of the week in your mouth"

"He can't do it either!" Lao Wu exhaled a breath of wine, raised his fist the size of the real sandbag and smashed it towards Wang Xiong.

Wang Xiong's eyes flashed, and he pushed the table with one hand, and even the person and the chair slid back two steps directly, making the fifth child smash into the air.

"This brother is so angry. ”

"My mother said it, and men are taboo for others to say that he can't do it!" The fifth man roared angrily, and directly raised the table and smashed it at Wang Xiong.

Wang Xiongzheng was smiling, it turned out that this rough man was still a mother's treasure, and suddenly when he saw the table flying over, his face changed, and when he touched his body, he even forgot to bring his sword!

Wang Xiong wanted to slap himself, of course, when he still had the strength after being smashed by this table.

However, the imaginary 'intimate' contact between him and the table did not happen, and the table floated there out of thin air, never to be seen again.

And the flasks and plates that fell from the table also floated in the air, slowly descending to the ground.

Mu Han stood up, a chopstick floated beside her, and then ran to the ground and rowed.

'If you break something, you have to pay for it, let's be civilized.' ’

"What?" Lao Wu glanced at the inconspicuous words on the ground, turned around and said, "Fourth brother, what did he write? ”

"He told you not to break things. The fourth brother didn't know when he came over, looked at Mu Han and said with a smile, "Now there are people who have cultivated the Divine Technique to this realm, I really admire it." ”

'Small means, small means, can't be seen.' Mu Han simply remembered the few times that Xiao Shenxian installed for himself yesterday, and it was a good thing to move it over directly.

"Brother Ximen, you really specialize in cultivating away from the gods!" Wang Xiong sat up from his chair and glanced at the table that had fallen to the ground with palpitations, "There are really not many people in this world who have cultivated to the outside of their minds to such a realm. ”

"You?" Lao Wu saw him sneaking up to Mu Han's side, his mind was a little confused, and then he looked carefully at his smiling face, he was stunned, and directly lifted his fourth brother up, "Eat me fourth brother!"

"Old Five!" The fourth brother's face was distorted, and he was chatting with Mu Han like a master just now, but now it has directly turned into a human cannon and bombarded Wang Xiong's face. Even at close range, Wang Xiong and Mu Han saw a little snot splashing out of his nose because he was thrown out directly.

Wang Xiong frowned and dodged sideways.

Mu Han frowned and dodged sideways...... What are you dodging, catch me with the Separation Technique!" The fourth brother roared in his heart, and fell directly out of the door.

This person doesn't have to pay for it, what is the answer? And the snot is really disgusting. Mu Han thought as a matter of course.