"Poof!"

In an instant, someone squirted out the imported tea directly on the spot.

Everyone present also stared at each other, their faces full of confusion.

What is this introduction?

Call Wang Da Hammer and say that your name is Wang Da Hammer, why the are you adding so many scenes to yourself?

What is the big handful, what divination looks like, touch 1 milk fortune telling.

On such an elegant occasion, can you still make a face?

"Heh!" Lu Zhouhe and the others shook their heads, and a playful smile appeared on their faces again.

A moment ago they were still unconvinced, but now, they are almost relieved.

Because they were sure that Miss Dong would never look down on such a vulgar person, it was simply too despicable.

Behind the veil.

Miss Dong was indeed stunned at the moment, she didn't expect that the boy who was polite just now would actually open his mouth to say such things, which was really unexpected.

"But...... Divination looks at ......"

Miss Dong's lips pursed slightly, her eyes were bright, and she seemed to be quite interested in what Xu Que said!

She opened her mouth and said softly, "Prince Wang......"

"Huh...... Don't call me Wang Gongzi!" Xu Que interrupted with a wave of his hand, and said softly: "Call me Brother Sledgehammer!"

Depend on!

The corners of the audience's mouths twitched, and their faces were full of shame.

Big...... Sledgehammer?

Hammer your sister! Disgusting or not?

Even the young lady of the Dong family behind the veil was stunned for a moment, and then her cheeks were slightly red, and she secretly said How could this person be so shameless.

"Brother Sledgehammer!" At this moment, a shout rang out from the back of the crowd.

Damn! Is there really anyone shouting?

When everyone heard this, they immediately turned their heads to look, but only to see a dog sneaking out of the gate.

Everyone also subconsciously ignored the dog and glanced around at the rest of the people, wanting to see which fool was shouting "Brother Sledgehammer"!

"Sledgehammer Boy!" At this time, the voice of Miss Dong came from behind the veil again.

Naturally, it is impossible for her to really call a person she met in front of so many people as "Brother Sledgehammer", which seems too intimate and does not conform to the reserved woman she has learned since she was a child.

"The little woman has seen 'divination and appearance' in ancient books, and it is said that this way can be calculated as the destiny of heaven, and there is no last resort, is the son really good at it?" she asked, very curious.

"Of course!" Xu Que immediately showed a proud expression, "If Miss Dong is interested, I can also make a divination for you and see the fortune telling, but ......"

"But what?"

"Need ......"

"What is needed?"

"I want to touch ......"

Before Xu Que finished speaking, the faces of everyone in the audience suddenly changed.

Touch it?

Nima, what are you going to touch?

"Presumptuous!"

Lu Zhouhe immediately shouted loudly, his face full of anger.

"Shameless!"

"What do you want to do, you god?"

"This is not the place for you to mess around, don't go too far!"

"Miss Dong, don't fall for this shameless person!"

The rest of the people shouted loudly and accused Xu Que sharply.

Someone even stood up, puffed out his chest and said, "If you want to touch me, touch me, I don't believe you can really calculate everything about me!"

", what am I touching you, are you insane? I don't want to lose face? I said that I want to touch my hands and look at palmistry, where do you all want to go? Is my Wang Da Hammer the kind of casual person?" Xu Que glared and said angrily, his face straightened.

Everyone was speechless and rolled their eyes.

Touching hands?

Believe in your wickedness!

At this time, Lu Zhouhe took a step abruptly, stood in front of Xu Que, and said coldly: "This kind of thing is a kind of legend, even if it really exists, it has long been lost, I don't believe you are good at this, do you want to see palmistry, okay, I'll show you!"

After speaking, he directly stretched out his hand and handed it to Xu Que.

Xu Que was immediately happy, and he swept it absent-mindedly, then shook his head and said, "Lu Gongzi, right? I have seen your palmistry, if I am not mistaken, you are good at music, and you have recently composed a new tune!"

"Heh, can you count something we don't know?" Lu Zhouhe immediately sneered, his face full of disdain.

Everyone was also speechless, who didn't know what Xu Que said?

"Count what you don't know, of course you can!" The corners of Xu Que's mouth suddenly raised: "Lu Gongzi, are you still single, right? To tell you the truth, you will be single in the future, and you will be single in the future, and you will be lonely all your life!"

"You ......" Lu Zhouhe's face suddenly turned black with anger.

Xu Que's words were completely implying that it was impossible for him to get together with Miss Dong.

However, at this time, behind the veil was the voice of Miss Dong Jia: "Sledgehammer boy, can you tell me, how did you see it?"

"Hehe, the secret of heaven must not be revealed!" Xu Que pretended to smile deeply, looked at the veil again, and continued: "But since Miss Dong asked me, then I can tell you the reason!"

"Thank you Sledgehammer Boy!" Miss Dong immediately replied, obviously she was very curious and interested in these things.

"Actually, it's very simple, I looked at this Lu Gongzi's palmistry and found that his palm is very big!" Xu Que responded.

Everyone present was stunned.

Big palms?

What does this have to do with a lifetime of loneliness?

Miss Dong was also stunned for a moment, and asked, "Why is this?"

"Because ......" Xu Que paused, suddenly picked up the guitar, plucked the strings, and opened his mouth to sing: "The more I grow up, the more lonely I become, the more I grow up, the more uneasy I become, and I have to watch the wings of my dreams being broken......"

Singing this, he suddenly stopped, and said to everyone with a sly face: "How is it? Do you hear clearly? The more you applaud, the more you applaud, you look at this Lu Gongzi's hand, the thief is ** big, if he is not alone for a lifetime, I will eat live!"

"Poof!"

Someone squirted out the tea in their mouth again.

The rest of the people also rolled their eyes and almost fainted.

Lu Zhouhe was even more angry, trembling all over, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

The bigger the palm, the more lonely you are?

Why don't you go to heaven?

What kind of divination is this?

The atmosphere of the audience suddenly dropped to a kind of freezing point, which was very embarrassing.

Because Xu Que's play is not funny, if it is a joke, it is also a cold joke to the extreme!

Even behind the veil, there was silence.

It wasn't until a few breaths later that Miss Dong showed an embarrassed and polite smile, and said softly: "Uh, I didn't expect the Sledgehammer to be so funny, but it made the little girl gain some knowledge!"

"Miss Dong is polite!"

At this time, Xu Que put on a serious face and said with a light smile: "In fact, divination and fortune-telling are indeed heavenly opportunities that cannot be revealed, otherwise it will damage my yin virtue and character, so my explanation just now is just a joke, as for believe it or not, whatever you want!"

Besides, I didn't come here today to show off my ability, let alone prove anything, but I wanted to ask Miss Dong for help!"

"Oh?" Miss Dong was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "I wonder if the little girl can help the Sledgehammer Boy?"

"Alas, this is a long story!" Xu Que sighed heavily, and said with a sad face: "I have a very good friend Ergouzi, who is innocent and kind, simple and honest, but recently he has an incurable disease, and he wants to drink a sip of Wannian Flower Dew before he dies! I hope Miss Dong can help me and send me some Wannian Flower Dew, and I don't need too much, just ten or twenty barrels." ”

"What?" Miss Dong was taken aback.

Everyone present was also moved.

10,000-year-old flower dew?

Dare to make trouble for most of the day, this guy is here for the dew of ten thousand years?

And as soon as you open your mouth, you want more than ten or twenty barrels?

Mom sells batches, I really think that the dew of ten thousand years fell from the sky? It's just a lion's mouth!

"Sledgehammer boy, I'm afraid this matter is ......" At this time, Miss Dong opened her mouth to respond, her tone was a little embarrassed, and she stopped talking.

Xu Que's face immediately froze, and he said solemnly: "Miss Dong, don't worry, I, Wang Dazhui, am not the kind of person who likes to receive favors in vain! If you can help me, I am willing to promise ...... Eh, don't look at me like that, I usually charge a lot of money, eight hundred at a time, two thousand for a night, and sister-in-law Tong is not bullied!"

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