301 Invisible pretensions are the deadliest
The BMW car keys were thrown into the lake by Xu Mu, and there was almost no splash.
Song Ziqi was a little dumbfounded, and after reacting, he couldn't help but applaud his dead friend, and said with a smile: "Your trick is ruthless enough, if Zhang Hao knows that his car key was thrown into the lake, he won't be angry?"
Throwing the key is really a very sassy operation, and Song Ziqi didn't expect it.
can make Zhang Hao, a pretending coercion, so depressed that he vomits blood, but there is nothing he can do.
They didn't smash his car, they just 'accidentally' dropped the key into the lake, Zhang Hao can't let them lose money, right?
"Let's go, let's drink. ”
Xu Mu smiled, and walked towards the restaurant with two bottles of red wine with Song Ziqi.
The market price of four bottles of red wine is at least 40,000 yuan.
Today's class reunion, everyone drinks high-end wine for free, which is also very good.
But that's not enough!
Throwing the key was Xu Mu's idea, and Song Ziqi hadn't made a move yet!
"The wine is coming, the wine is coming!" Song Ziqi shouted from afar.
Zhang Hao smiled when he saw this, and was about to stand up and share the wine and say something pretending to be forced.
As a result, before he could speak, Song Ziqi shook his head in disgust while sharing the wine by himself: "By the way, Zhang Hao, you're too picky, aren't you? Isn't your family in the red wine business, and it's still very big? If you don't bring a few bottles of 82-year-old Lafite to our old classmates to taste, you can only bring 92-year-old Lafite." Besides, why do you only bring 4 bottles? You're too picky, aren't you?"
"Look, we're five people at the table, what do you mean by taking four bottles? One table and one bottle is not enough!
"Not to mention that many of our classmates have a good amount of alcohol, even one bottle at one table is not enough!
Zhang Hao: "......"
He wanted to scold his mother.
I brought you four bottles of high-end red wine for free, is it too little?
If this is especially sold, it will be at least 50,000 yuan, okay!
And bring ten or eight bottles, why do you think it's beer!
Zhang Hao was depressed, he wanted to pretend to be forced, but Song Ziqi disrupted him, and he didn't know how to speak!
"What? Are you really so picky? Aren't you a rich second generation? A few bottles of red wine are reluctant to be brought to our old classmates to drink?" Song Ziqi asked with disdain.
I heard him say that.
Originally, many classmates dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak out about Zhang Hao's pretense, but at this time, they all seemed to have found an outlet, and they all echoed: "Yes! Zhang Hao, your family is in the red wine business, how simple it is to bring a few more bottles." ”
"That's right, to be honest, four bottles of red wine is not enough for so many of us!"
When Zhang Hao heard these words, his face was really red for a while, white for a while, and blue for a while, and he was on the verge of anger, as if he was changing his face.
Especially when he looked at Xu Mu and Song Ziqi, he gritted his teeth even more, and his eyes couldn't wait to peel the two of them and cramp.
Originally, he saw Xu Mu and Song Ziqi taking the initiative to get him wine, and thought that these two guys were sensible after stepping into society, knowing the gap between themselves and him, and took the initiative to reconcile with him.
I didn't expect to give him such a play!
Zhang Hao chose to remain silent.
Madan!
He was going to wait for the wine to be poured later, and then pretend to be forced when he drank.
This group of turtles must have never drunk such a good red wine, and then he, a professional, will have a chance to show his taste!
It's just that he just arrived at the good wine, and before he had time to show it, he was robbed by Song Ziqi again.
Song Ziqi took a sip first, smashed his mouth, and said: "Tsk, this is a bottle of high-end red wine? How do you feel a little better than the 100 yuan bottle of Great Wall dry red that my family bought in the supermarket? I said, Zhang Hao, shouldn't you take a few bottles of fake wine to fool us in order to pretend to be forced?"
Zhang Hao really couldn't help it now, stood up and scolded: "Fart! What is Lao Tzu's identity, how can he take fake wine! You can't drink it, that's because you, a turtle, have never drunk high-end red wine!"
Song Ziqi was not annoyed when he heard this, and still said with a smile: "That's right, with your character of liking to pretend to be forced, it is indeed unlikely that you will fool us with fake wine." How embarrassing it would be if we found out about the fake wine? How can you pretend to be forced? You say yes?"
Zhang Hao was so angry again that he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
It's true that I like to pretend to be forced, but can you fucking stop talking about it?
Pretending to be forced is the most lethal thing to invisibly!
You're talking about me like pretending to be forced all the time, and I'm losing any sense of accomplishment!
Song Ziqi drank the red wine in the cup in one gulp, and said in a joking tone: "Everyone is happy to drink, don't be polite to Zhang Hao, after drinking, let him call someone to bring the wine over! If he is reluctant to give us old classmates a few bottles of wine to drink, we won't invite him to him at the class reunion in the future!"
Although Song Ziqi's words sound like a joke, they are true.
Originally, at this class reunion, everyone didn't want to invite Zhang Hao, but he took the initiative to come over with a thick face, wanting to pretend to be forced and show that he was superior!
As a result, he was forced to be stirred up by Xu Mu and Song Ziqi, and it is estimated that Zhang Hao will not have the face to come again in the future.
He just secretly swore in his heart: Xu Mu, Song Ziqi, you two stinky fools are waiting for Lao Tzu, and sooner or later you will have to clean you up!
After Song Ziqi made such a fuss, the class reunion, which was originally in an awkward atmosphere, finally became lively again, and harmony was restored, and everyone chatted happily.
There is no psychological pressure when drinking red wine, and it is refreshing not to think about what Zhang Hao thinks.
Yan Hui, the female squad leader, has never been an old-fashioned person, and she didn't feel anything when she saw this sobriety, but secretly laughed, gave Song Ziqi a thumbs up, and whispered: "You are really good! That is, you can control Zhang Hao." ”
Song Ziqi waved his hand, took another sip of red wine, and said in a low voice: "Don't say it, these tens of bottles of red wine are really different, whether it smells or tastes, it's great! Compared with the low-grade red wine bought in the supermarket, it is completely different! You get what you pay for!"
Everyone was speechless, just now you said that it is no different from the dozens of Great Wall dry red you bought in the supermarket!
Song Ziqi didn't blush, and after a pause, he smiled and said, "I'm nothing, it's Xu Mu who is even more ruthless!"
Yan Hui asked curiously, "What did Xu Mu do again?"
Song Ziqi didn't say anything, and said authentically: "Wait and watch the show, I'll know soon." ”
It was true that he didn't wait too long, and Zhang Hao, who couldn't pretend to be successful, tried his best to show that he was awesome, and he was superior, but the response was mediocre, as if he threw a punch with all his might, but hit the cotton.
The feeling of having nowhere to focus is uncomfortable, it will make people suffocate internal injuries!
So before he finished the meal, Zhang Hao couldn't stay any longer, and he was about to leave in a huff.
However, when he arrived at the parking lot, he suddenly found that his car keys were missing.
I was stunned for a moment, and then patted my head, Xu Mu, the idiot who gave me the car key, hasn't returned it yet!
So Zhang Hao hurriedly walked back, walked to Xu Mu's seat, and said very unhappily: "Xu Mu, where is my car key, why haven't you returned me yet!"
Xu Mu looked suddenly enlightened, and said: "If you don't ask me, I almost forgot! Hey, what, I'm sorry, after helping you get the wine just now, my hand shook and I accidentally dropped your car key into the lake." I'm so sorry. ”
The muscles on Zhang Hao's face twitched obviously when he heard the words.
The parking lot is far from the lake, and there are more than ten meters left, and you accidentally fell into the lake with a shake of your hand?
Do you dare to make this excuse a little worse?
The anger in Zhang Hao's eyes was increasing at a speed that was visible to the naked eye.
He was upset when he didn't pretend to be forced, but now he is even more angry, and he said almost word for word: "I don't care where you left my car keys, you'd better pick them up for me now! If you throw them into the lake, then you can jump into the lake for me to touch them immediately! Only in this way can I spare your dog's life! Otherwise, even if the gods come today, they won't be able to save you!"
Now, Yan Hui and the others finally knew what Song Ziqi meant by being more ruthless in the back.
Zhang Hao is probably really stupid now, right?
Let you pretend to be forced!
Let you bully people!
It seems that you are superior to others by treating your classmates as slaves!
Do you regret it now?
However, what everyone is a little worried about is that Xu Mu and Song Ziqi offended Zhang Hao so hard today, what should he do if he refuses to give up?
Xu Mu shrugged his shoulders and said, "I can't dive, I can't help you pick up the key." ”
Zhang Hao finally stopped being patient, his face was flushed, and he suddenly smacked his ears towards Xu Mu with lightning speed: "That Lao Tzu is going to kill your turtle son today!"