My name is He Xian.

Yes, He Xian doesn't have the He Xian of the aunt.

But I'm not an immortal, I'm just a turnip.

Oh no, carrot essence.

I wander around the nearby villages all day, and I am not willing to be a turnip, I want to be a person, I want to fall in love.

It's a pity that the radish is too short, and I have only been a sperm for two days, and I heard the rabbit spirit next door say that the radish can only live for five years.

There is a sentence in my heart, I don't know whether to say it or not.

But it doesn't matter, I still have five years to live, and I heard that mosquito spirits can only live for one year, so I can still live five birthdays, right?

So I began my long journey to find love.

In my first year, I passed through a town with quite a few vixens.

Although I don't know why they don't have a trace of demonic energy on them, it is clear that they are all very beautiful.

I followed them with a huff, hoping for an opportunity to introduce myself, but at the moment I spoke, I was startled by their screams.

"Hello, I'm a radish ......"

I repeated, and they screamed even harder.

It even attracted a lot of people to look at us.

I'm a little confused: Why, aren't you also spirits? What's so strange.

Of course, before I could say this, I was driven out of the village by a crowd of people.

I hugged my brain, which had just been hit by an egg, and the smell of egg whites was so pervasive that I almost vomited from my own nausea.

That's it, don't worry about those foxes who don't have demonic spirits.

My life is very short, where can I waste it at will.

So I set off again, and in the second year of my life, I met my true daughter.

This is a little human girl, who looks like she is only sixteen or seventeen years old, and she is in the delicate age of human beings.

I followed her for many months, and every day I could blush with shame when I looked at her delicate face and the scent of peach blossoms.

This time, I was well-behaved, holding a bunch of wildflowers that had just been picked on the mountain, and Shi Shiran came to her: "Girl, can you get to know me?"

"No, you can't. She winked mischievously at me, "My mother said not to talk to the living." ”

I'm a little helpless.

"What is a human being? Can I be considered an acquaintance?" I really don't understand the difference between raw and cooked human beings. What's the matter, is it hard to cook it and take a look?

"Cook you and count you as an acquaintance. She looked at me stupidly with a flood of watery eyes.

...... "I don't know what it will be when the radish is cooked."

It's just that I heard that the boiled radishes never came back, and I don't know if it's to ascend to immortal or marry a daughter-in-law.

Although I refused her request, she didn't leave, just stood there and joked with me.

She said that she didn't like to do the homework assigned by her husband the most, because she always felt that rote memorization was not a good thing;

She said that she loved the dandelion blossoms on the mountain next to her, because the golden color of the mountains and the sunset were so beautiful;

She said that the son-in-law next door to her always told her something about what she didn't have, and she was very bored, but she didn't know how to refuse......

So I told her that if we met again next time, I would help her get the man away.

As we talked, night came, and I looked at the lantern that was hurrying behind her, and hurriedly said goodbye to her.

I'm afraid of squeezing humans, and I'm even more afraid of a few more eggs being smashed on my head.

Later, she was picked up by her father, and she seemed to be scolded and cried.

I looked at the tears on her face from afar, and my heart became more and more panicked.

If it were me, I wouldn't let you cry.

Four years have passed, she is slim, and my life has come to an end.

Watching her laugh with others as a big girl, I only felt funny in my heart: it was clear that she was still the little girl who didn't like to study.

I really want to try the feeling of being in love with her, but every time I see her sneaking out and sweating profusely, I can't say anything.

She was so beautiful and delicate, I felt that I couldn't bear it.

I was reluctant to take her for myself.

Until one time, her cheeks flushed: "Aunt He Xian, do you have anyone you like?"

I struggled for a long time, but I forgot to blame her for calling me "Aunt He Xian".

"That must be gone. She giggled coquettishly, "It's a pity, my close friends all say that love teaches people to live and die......"

"Nonsense!" I was angry, "why is life and death alive and dead? Isn't love the most beautiful thing in the world, you don't have to listen to their nonsense." ”

"You know, then?"

"I don't understand. "I thought about it for a while, but I was honest.

She held her stomach and smiled for a long time: "Aunt He Xian, you are so old, you haven't even tried love......?" Why don't you tell me who the girl you like? I'll help you with the staff ......."

, I'm old, I've only lived for four years.

But I only have one year left to live.

"I don't have anyone to like. Looking at her little face, my mind was half a beat.

"Oh, that's it. The frustration on her face flashed.

I thought this topic was over, but I didn't expect that two days later, when I went to steal cucumbers from the house next door, I heard them talking about the girl next door marrying Chu Xiucai.

I remembered Chu Xiucai's appearance of the jade tree in the wind, and I was disdainful: Hmph, it's just a stinky skin, whoever girl likes it, it will be considered unlucky.

"Are you stupid, isn't the girl next door that the people next door are talking about is your dandelion girl doll?"

Five thunderbolts.

I suddenly didn't understand where the sourness in my heart came from.

It wasn't until the second day that she sneaked out again, her face full of spring breeze: "Aunt He Xian, what do you think of Chu Xiucai?"

I was speechless for a moment.

"He treats me very well, and he is ......very handsome," she said, her cheeks flushed, "...... The sound is also good. ”

Good sounding fart.

Ah, that's right. After all, the girl of the Wang family who he had stolen before also said so.

But I was reluctant to tell her.

She just talked to me for a long time, and when she saw that I didn't pay much attention, she obediently went home.

I didn't sleep all night.

In a night dark wind high kills...... Ahem...... At night, I secretly rummaged into Chu Xiucai's house.

But instead of accepting my offer, he threatened to kill me.

Frightened, I tried to open the window and escape, but I pulled down the vase at the counter.

There was a bang, and it wasn't until I reacted that I noticed the stickiness on the floor.

This man died a terrible death.

But I'm also wronged.

Because they all thought I was a murderous turnip.

When I couldn't argue, I saw her crowded in the crowd.

This is the second time I've seen her stunned. Ah, the first time was when I made a gift for her caterpillar.

I've struggled for a long time, but I can't struggle with the human rope.

Looking at the starry night sky in frustration, I wondered that tomorrow my turnip life would come to an end.

"You're a goblin?" her voice was as thin as a fly, but I heard it anyway.

In the small bushes in the rear right.

"Yes. ”

Her voice disappeared for a while, but she added another sentence after a stick of incense: "Chu Xiu is ......"

"Yes...... I don't know how to say that he has a personal affair with Miss Wang.

After the words were stopped, I finished the whole sentence: "...... I killed it. ”

I'm an idiot.

Sure enough, after hearing this, she was silent again.

Until noon on the second day, they said they were going to cook me.

Only then did I realize that boiling radish was not to ascend to immortal, let alone to marry a daughter-in-law—it was to be cooked alive.

They say it's a punishment.

I was terrified, but I glared hard at the side.

Don't come rabbits, you have to be boiled.

But here she came.

She is beautiful today, although she is also beautiful on weekdays, but she is wearing a red dress today.

She said she was here to give me a ride, she said she believed me, she said she didn't really love dandelion flowers, she just thought that dandelions' round heads looked like me.

Ahh

To say that a radish is round is simply a slander against the radish!

But I still cried spinelessly.

Because they said that she was blinded by the goblins and wanted to cook her together.

Listening to her crying "Aunt He Xian", I regret it......

I only have one year left to live, and being boiled into turnip soup is nothing. But she still has a good life, how can she give up so much?

I screamed desperately that she recognized the wrong person, that I was just an ordinary radish in the mountains, and that the rabbit took her away......

So she was dragged down by the family who rushed in.

I breathed a sigh of relief and slowly greeted the arrival of the turnip soup.

......

I was floating in nothingness, my mind empty.

It's as if the memories and souls are slowly dissipating in this world.

But I didn't want to forget her, I tried my best to remember her voice and smile.

With a "tear-pull", I felt myself stretching.

It turned out to be the sunshine that I haven't seen for a long time?

I barely opened my eyes, but I was pricked by the early morning sun.

“...... Radish, radish, grow up quickly......" The minor key is accompanied by the sound of flowing water, which is light and beautiful.

Well?

Feeling the fine and dense droplets of water slipping off its own leaves, I looked up when I heard the sound, but in the thick of the day, I saw a figure hunched over and watering.