Chapter 883: Master Niu...... Guys

When the words fell, the boy's ass hurt, and he suddenly rose into the air and pierced into time, but the flattering voice of the black donkey Taoist came in.

"Third sister, the second brother can't get rid of Wuzhi Mountain for a while, I will accompany you here in the future, don't worry, the old donkey will not let you be lonely!"

"Something like a donkey, dare to hit a certain girl's idea, see if a certain girl can't kill you. ”

Really, there is the opposite sex, but there is no humanity.

"Woo woo, the black-hearted donkey master, bullying me as much as possible, wait, if this boy doesn't report to the master, he is not a boy. ”

Only the boy cried and cried aggrieved, and walked with one foot deep and one foot shallow, a gust of wind came and rolled the yellow sand, and the head and head covered the head and blew him over a few heels, but the boy was anxious, and he raised his head and scolded the sky.

"You thief, even you come to deceive me, when the boy is older, he must slap you over. ”

Just thinking about how majestic he would be in the future, there were two rays of light in the sky, which made the boy think that it was a thief and was angry, so he carefully restrained his breath, quietly approached, climbed a sand dune, and looked down, there were indeed two bull-headed armies.

One was dressed in tatters and carrying a steel fork, with a large number of people and a fierce aura, and the other was small in number and had a helmet and armor, and his momentum was like a rainbow.

"If you are disobedient, everyone will be punished!"

"Sweet rebellion should be hacked to death!"

When the boy looked down, the two ox-headed armies were shouting and scolding, blaming each other, and after only three words, they fought together, and the scene was really tragic, and the cut was full of ox blood, and you lived and died.

This kind of momentum is not just high, but not fatal.

Can you kill to the last soldier and never give up, and can you wipe yourself out? It must mean something, just hit it twice and then stop.

After the last two minotaurs stabbed the steel fork and steel knife into each other's stomachs respectively, the minotaur generals on both sides finally got off the field.

Good bull head, born with tendons and bones, bloody eyes and steel teeth, majestic, one holding a fork rampant, cloaked and scattered, sneering again and again: "Niu three thousand two hundred and sixty-three, this seat will ask you, do you know that it is good?"

One was carrying a huge mountain choppel, and the armor was shining brightly, so bright that the boy's eyes were dizzy, and he spat fiercely: "Phew, do you know the mistake? It's obviously your cow's fault of 3,264, you are salty, sweet soy milk is delicious, but you just advocate that salty soy milk is good, and bad for my bull head to unite, so that you have heavy casualties, and your sin is unforgivable." ”

"Wow, damn sweet, my salty soy milk can add shrimp, minced meat, soy sauce to adjust freshness, and when you have a bad appetite, you can add spicy vinegar to appetize, can you sweet soy milk." Can you?"

"Why can't I add sugar, honey, peanuts, milk, thin it to make a soup, and add more water when it is thick, it can not only be used as tea, but also as a meal, can your salted soy milk bean?"

"Sweet Rebellion!"

"Salty rebellion!"

The two of you say a word, I say a word, a lot of scolding, the more you say, the less speculative, the more you can't convince the other party, so you decided to shut up the other party forever, and opened the film on the spot, shook your body together, turned into two bull-headed giants, and made a ball of ping-pong with weapons.

To say that these two minotaurs also have great powers, great supernatural powers, the battle scene is fierce, the combat skills are strong, and the supernatural powers are good, but the boy doesn't know this, but ......

"Hey, for this little thing, what do you tell us who like both sweet and salty food?"

The boy looked hateful, and his resentment soared into the sky.

To say, there is a kind of person in this world who is extremely hateful, just like the Minotaur, who is accustomed to pressing his preferences to others, and has to ask others to answer, either/or, the third answer is not good, acting domineeringly, depriving himself of the qualifications of being born as a human being and liking nature, which is not difficult for a strong man.

Such characters are incomparably hateful!

"Who?"

I never thought that the boy was angry, and accidentally showed his breath, and was noticed by the two bull-headed generals on the spot, and the two bull-headed people turned the bull's head in unison, the bull's eyes glared, and the eyes scanned, and the place where they passed was annihilated inch by inch.

forced the boy to roll out in a panic, and his little face turned pale.

"I'm dying!"

Unable to bear to see his "death", the boy hurriedly closed his eyes, stared for a long time, and did not feel the pain, and couldn't help but open his eyes, and saw four huge bull eyes staring at him, their eyes were as bright as blood, terrifying and terrifying.

"Two masters, what are you doing here?"

Then, the boy immediately gave in to the softness, clenched his fists in a cute manner, and saluted the two minotaurs, who looked so well-behaved that he couldn't find the slightest mistake.

Nonsense, you can't find fault with it, because the boy's ability to pretend to be obedient has been tempered thousands of times in the East Pole Sect, just with this hand, I don't know how many times I have deceived the two demons of the Black Donkey Daoist - that is to be well-behaved in person, and to sue behind his back, many times the Black Donkey Daoist has been punished for some reason, and he doesn't know the reason!

"Little doll, do you say it's better to have salty soy milk or sweet soy milk?" Sure enough, the two bull-headed generals immediately asked the question that was difficult for the strongman, but it was still one or the other.

The boy hated a lot in his heart, but he couldn't help but answer, and he was unhappy when he answered, his big eyes purred, and he said slyly: "Why don't we try mandarin duck soy milk?"

"What is mandarin duck soy milk?, little doll, it's not good, but it's going to be made into jerky!" The bull-headed generals are not so easy to fool, although they are a little interested, but they still threaten by the way.

"All things in the world, tolerance is great, the so-called people do not learn and do not know, learning, is the process of understanding and accommodating all things. In the same way, since the existence of soy milk, it has also been through the efforts of the sages of the past generations, continuous experimentation, and continuous experimentation to make sweet and salty soy milk with rich flavors. Even so, the two uncles might as well learn from the sages, experiment with different tastes, and create a good situation. ”

The boy danced with his hands, as if he was embracing the world, a flicker, cough, a pointer, and the two bulls were convinced, and he couldn't help but worship: "Please also ask the teacher to teach me!"

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, it's so much, teacher, I'm a little thirsty, I don't know if you two have a place to stay!"

Well, he's still gasping for breath!

"Yes, yes, our Wuzhi Mountain is five hundred miles away, please go over and rest your legs. ”

Partial birth, the two bull heads eat this set, nodding and bowing, listening to the boy's heart excited, without a trace: "Okay, just go to your Wuzhi Mountain, the teacher and I will go on a field trip, and I will teach you according to your aptitude!"

But in his heart, he looked up to the sky and cried for a while, "It's not easy, Master Niu, Xiao finally found you, and in the future, I will never come out with you again." ”

"But, which of you is Master Niu?"

It is said that the Five Finger Mountain talks about the Five Finger Mountain, but the Five Finger Mountain and the Five Finger Mountain are also different.

In other words, Wukong Daoist was suppressed in Wuzhi Mountain back then, but the suppression worthy of the name did not benefit at all, but the bragging King was suppressed on Wuzhi Mountain, which was only a nominal suppression.

At least, the boy had never seen such an arrogant repression.

Wuzhi Mountain, in the Niutou Village, as soon as the boy entered, he saw his old man Niu sitting on the throne, looking at him majestically.

In this way, the key is that there is not only one throne in the Niutou Village, but a row, and under careful counting, there are three thousand.

Three thousand thrones, that is, three thousand cow lords, the general bull head and iron horns, the average cow waist and big hooves, just called the boy to sit on wax.

"How can this make people live, a cow master is already so difficult to serve, a group of cow masters, it's better to let me die!"

"You boy, it's so unreasonable, it's obviously just me a cow master, how can there be other cow masters?"

The boy cried and cried, but the cow lords on the throne were dissatisfied, and a cow lord opened his mouth sullenly, and the other cow lords immediately condemned him.

"You bull head, why are you a cow master, aren't we?"

"Cows are not as good as things, dare to talk nonsense, look at the old cow, I can't beat you?"

"Niu three hundred and sixty-five, you bastard, who are you going to kill, ah, come, is the old cow still afraid of you?

"Three hundred and fifty-two damn cows, more than cows, isn't it, hum, come, cows that don't eat spicy food stand up with me!"

Then the three hundred and sixty-five old men raised their arms and shouted, and most of the old bulls on the throne stood up, and only a few dozen of them did not stand up, and their faces were ugly.

Speaking of which, Niubei, of course, you have to keep to yourself, just eat grass, what kind of chili pepper to eat?

To say, although chili peppers and grass are relatives, but grass is just grass, but chili peppers are vegetables, this is the truth, you must not be mistaken, what is wrong is heresy, it is not because Niu 365 can't eat spicy food to say this, so it is shameless to say so.

How could the old men who wanted to save face in life and death admit that they couldn't eat spicy food, and they responded on the spot, but those old cows who could eat spicy food were surrounded and put in the position of being unjust.

"Okay, okay, you have three hundred and fifty-two cows, and last time you had a lot of cows, you just beat me up for eating soup without salt, what does it matter to you if I eat soup without adding salt?

The cow was also ruthless, for fear that the night would be long and dreamy, so the cow turned over again, and shouted loudly, and killed the cow with many cow masters who did not eat spicy food.

How to use the word kill, aren't they all cow masters, they are born from the same root, why are they in a hurry?

It's just that the boy is too naΓ―ve, I don't know how cruel the world of the cow master is, and he is merciful, that is what will happen when the situation is evenly matched.

A cattle disaster came down, not only the three hundred and fifty-two cows and dozens of spicy cattle were beaten to death, but also hundreds of cattle were killed by someone who did not know who had done it.

"Okay, okay, so many cows died at once, and we will be cow masters in the future!"