Chapter 234: Toad Divine Skill
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How would Wu Zhao know that this alien monster was actually a studious toad.
Looking at its appearance, Wu Zhao really didn't know what to say. In particular, the way it smokes a pipe looks like one of those big toads in a comic book.
When Wu Zhao was thinking like this, the thing took out a few books from under his buttocks, two of which fell in front of Wu Zhao, Wu Zhao lowered his head and looked at it, and the corners of his lips twitched again.
Then he casually covered his daughter Luo Xiaoxian's eyes.
These two books, one is a comic, which is the cartoon of the toad holding a pipe, and the other is a playboy. It was when he saw the playboy that Wu Zhao covered his daughter's eyes.
"Daddy, don't cover it! The immortals have seen it, it's nothing!"
Wu Zhao: "......"
As a result, the little fairy fairy changed to a distressed look again, and said in Wu Zhao's mind: "Daddy, are we going to eat this big toad? It's so ugly! It's disgusting! I can't eat it at all!"
Wu Zhao: "......"
"Young man, it seems that you are also a Chinese, what is your name? Could it be that you are also excited about this Dao? Why don't you enter this Great Immortal Gate, and this Great Immortal will have an in-depth discussion with you!"
The big toad smoked, stretched out its webbed paws very calmly, and the ball-shaped webbed toes dotted on the two comics and magazines, and directly took the two books back.
Wu Zhao didn't know what to say about this.
This is completely different from the youkai he imagined!
Originally, he thought that when this alien monster saw him, it would attack him, a human being, just like those demon cows, demon lizards, demon donkeys, etc.
Then he can take advantage of the situation to let his daughter take action, kill them, and then start happily playing barbecue, stewing demon meat, and happily improving his strength.
Where could he have imagined that what he encountered was such a scene.
Wu Zhao coughed lightly and said, "No need! I'm not interested in this Dao!"
"Oh, that's a pity! I don't want to lose interest in the opposite sex at a young age. But young people don't have to be sad about this, maybe between the same sex, is true love!"
The big toad looks like a life mentor, and the toad's mouth is full of life philosophy.
Wu Zhao slowly pulled out the long knife on his back and said, "Forget it, don't talk nonsense! I'm here today just to kill you, an alien toad!"
"Rusty beans and hemp falls!Young man, you have something to say!" the big toad stretched out a big webbed claw and shouted directly, "This great immortal believes in the peace of heaven and earth, and never fights with others. The world is already full of countless tragedies, so why bother to increase strife!"
Wu Zhao's condensed momentum was immediately weakened by this teaser compared to a toad.
Impulsiveness is the source of destruction, and this great immortal does not want to be the object of destruction. This great immortal has fallen to this point, and his fate is already miserable, so why should the young man make the fate of this great immortal even worse!"
Wu Zhao: "......"
He felt that this was a toad with super eloquence and good at fooling.
Originally, killing the alien monster should be a commendable heroic deed for him.
But hearing this big toad say this, he actually gave birth to a trace of guilt, which really shouldn't be!
Wu Zhao thrust the long knife into the ground, and a flash of electric arc flashed on the knife.
This is the thunder attribute that appeared after Tang Dao Yexue was integrated into the Kui Niu bone. The Kui Niu bone contains the thunder attribute, which is absorbed by the night snow, making the night snow more suitable for the outbreak of the thunder supernatural power.
"Say, big toad, where are you from, what are you doing here? I want to hear the truth! If there is half a lie, then don't blame me for being rude!"
"Young man, your tone really makes Ben Daxian dislike! Ben Daxian doesn't like fighting, but he is not afraid of you. Your cultivation is not bad, but in the eyes of this great immortal, it is only average!"
Wu Zhao pulled out the long knife, and a trace of electric arc flashed on the blade, "It seems that there is no need to say any more!"
After the words fell, Wu Zhao's body moved, and he jumped towards the big toad, and at the same time, the black background red flame armor on his body was put on his body, and he instantly appeared in front of the big toad.
While......
The speed of the big toad is not slow, and the webbed claws grab the big pipe, and directly block the long knife Yexue.
"Don't be so irritable, this immortal hasn't finished talking yet!"
"Needless to say!"
"No, no, no, it's still necessary! Everything that can be solved with words is not necessary to be solved by force. All problems that need to be solved by force means that the discussion is not deep enough. Why don't you sit down and talk to Ben Daisen in detail?"
This is a long-winded toad, Wu Zhao thinks.
So his body moved, the eight-step dragon game was launched, his figure flashed, appeared behind the big toad, and slashed down with a knife, and the thunder flashed on the knife body, as if the hand danced thunder.
The big toad's body bulged and directly bulged into a round ball, and the water curtain formed outside the toad's body, blocking the long knife while introducing the thunder on the knife into the ground.
"Stop, stop...... Ben Daisen has something to say!"
"There's no need for it!"
"Young man, you have won! Ben Daxian admits defeat, it's okay!"
Hearing this, Wu Zhao felt that this was a toad that had thrown away all the festivals.
A big alien monster, can't you have a little backbone?
Along the way, whether it is the donkey-headed wolf-body monster, or the demon pig, or the demon lizard, or the demon cow, they are all very backbone and imposing existences.
Even they have a supreme sense of superiority, and they always feel that others are no different from ants in their eyes.
Even if it is a white tapir dreaming of clouds, don't look at it as easy to speak, but it also has its arrogance.
However, the toad in front of him is simply a representative of the broken discipline.
Wu Zhao really couldn't continue to fight, and he always felt that what he was facing was not a murderous alien monster, but an old man who saw through everything, but played the dust.
Even Luo Xiaoxian did not show strong strength to suppress it at the first time.
So, Wu Zhao reluctantly stopped.
Seeing Wu Zhao stop, the big toad exhaled, grabbed the big pipe with its webbed paws, knocked it on the rock next to it, and after knocking out the residue, he grabbed a sack from the back of his buttocks.
Wu Zhao was a little speechless, could it be that under this guy's ass, there is a two-dimensional space?
The sack was full of tobacco leaves.
The toad stuffed a handful of tobacco leaves into the pipe, then spewed a flame into the pipe, and then took a pleasant puff.
At this moment, a tiger roar came from under the mountain peak.
Then, a shouting voice came from below the peak, "Toad Daxian, are you there? I'm Ao Wu! I've come to see you! Why is there a big tiger here? Is it your new subordinate?"
Wu Zhao glanced at the big toad, and shouted under the peak: "Big flower, let him come up!"
Dahua, who was standing in front of the young man, gave way to the side after hearing Wu Zhao's shout, and when the young man saw this, he couldn't help but sigh, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and climbed to the peak.
Shao's skills are very agile, like an ape climbing a mountain, and he climbs to the peak in a blink of an eye.
But when he saw Wu Zhao and Luo Xiaoxian, he couldn't help but be stunned, especially when he saw Luo Xiaoxian sitting on Wu Zhao's body, he couldn't help but look at it twice.
As a result, he quickly widened his eyes and shouted, "Brother Heavenly Sword, little fairy?"
Hearing this, the big toad glanced at Wu Zhao and said, "He is the human idol Tiandao Brother you worship?" Well, it seems that he has some ability! It's a pity that he doesn't want to enter the Great Immortal Sect, it's a pity, it's a pity!"
Seeing that the big toad was holding a pipe and habitually pretending to be forced, Wu Zhao couldn't help but reach out and hold the handle of the knife. As a result, the big toad who saw this action couldn't help choking on the smoke and coughed violently.
"What's that, Xiao Wu! Why are you here today? Didn't you tell you not to go up the mountain easily!"
When the young Ao Wu heard the words of the big toad, he coughed lightly and took off the backpack on his back, "No, I found some treasures two days ago, so I wanted to give them to Daxian, and this morning, I went up the mountain!"
The big toad took the backpack, stuffed it with his paws, and stuffed it under his buttocks.
Wu Zhao glanced at Ao Wu and said, "It's not easy to enter the mountain at this time!"
Ao Wu looked at Wu Zhao and said with a smile: "Since I learned the toad magic skill from the toad immortal......"
Burst!
Ahem......
Wu Zhao was choked by this martial arts name.
Seeing Wu Zhao's expression, Ao Wu was also a little embarrassed, but he still stubbornly said: "Brother Tiandao, don't underestimate this toad's divine skill." I'm not as gifted as you as Brother Heavenly Sword, and I'm lucky enough to be a spirit master. I'm just an ordinary person, but since I learned this toad magic skill from the Toad King, it's not me who brags, it's completely a thousand miles a day......"
With the appearance of this young man from Ao Wu, Wu Zhao finally understood where the books, tobacco leaves, and the like under the big toad's butt came from.
I don't know if Ao Wu is a lucky or unfortunate young man, he also has ambitions, after the changes in heaven and earth, he failed to become a spirit master, so he wanted to be a free beast hunter and slowly improve his strength.
As a result, when I went into the mountains to hunt beasts, I ran into this big toad.
The big toad didn't kill him, just like the big toad himself said, it was not a murderous monster, and it was very stubborn, and it came and went, and became friends with Ao Wu.
He also asked Ao Wu to teach him the human language, that is, the Great Huaxia language.
After getting acquainted with the big toad, the big toad simply took him as an apprentice and taught him the magic of the toad.
However, the big toad didn't let him call him a teacher, but called him a toad immortal.
And this toad immortal's hobby also made Wu Zhao a little speechless, he likes tobacco and alcohol, and likes things like playboy girls.
Wu Zhao felt that if it had hair, it would probably like to perm it.
"Brother Heavenly Sword, why did you come here?" asked Ao Wu curiously.
Wu Zhao glanced at him: "As the Imperial Spirit Army, I have the responsibility to defend the people of the country and inspect the border...... This time is also a coincidence. ”
As he spoke, he looked at the big toad, and said coldly: "Big toad, I said ugly things ahead, if he hears the rumors that you are harming the Chinese people, no matter the ends of the world, although far away, he will be punished!"
"Don't be so irritable, boy! Let's sit down and discuss the life as brilliant as summer flowers!"
"No need!