Chapter 278: The Dumb One Is Pitiful [Asking for Subscription]
Qin Shou didn't know, he said that it was a piece, but this one piece could hardly see the end.
Although Fangcun Mountain is only a mountain, this is a mountain in the earth fairy world, and it may be a bit too much to say that it is a mountain and an earth, but it is not small.
Qin Shou didn't wander around the periphery, but went directly into the depths of the forest, and then made sure that there was no one around, and bit on the iron bamboo, only to hear a crisp click!
Originally, the iron bamboo that couldn't be cut with a firewood knife was broken!
Qin Shou raised his eyebrows in satisfaction, chewed two mouthfuls of his stomach, and muttered: "My mouth really hasn't disappointed me, it's not bad...... This iron bamboo is worthy of being a yellow-level plant, although it does not have a lot of vitality, but it is much faster than sitting there and meditating. Since they want to play, I have to accompany Master Rabbit to the end...... Well, let's get started!"
Then, I saw the sound of rats gnawing wood in the iron bamboo forest, and then the cold bamboos fell to the ground one after another, and then they were stuffed into the black magic god box by rabbits, and swept around the past, where they passed, Qin Shou didn't even let go of the roots of the cold bamboo, and he could pull it out, and if he couldn't pull it out, he would dig three feet into the ground, and he would also pull it out!
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Songguo went back to read the day's books, ate and drank enough, slept a little, and saw that it was getting dark, and it was time to go and see the results of the rabbit.
However, Songguo was skeptical of the rabbit's ability, and muttered as he walked: "Three hundred iron bamboos a day, senior brother is really embarrassed to eat." No matter how talented the rabbit is, I'm afraid he won't be able to complete this task. ”
Songguo was thinking about it, and soon arrived outside the iron bamboo forest, only to see that the iron bamboo forest was lush and green, dancing with the wind, like the blue waves.
At the front of the iron bamboo forest, there are several iron bamboo roots that have just been broken, and there are ten iron bamboos lying on the ground on the side......
Ten iron bamboos, lying a rabbit, snoring and sleeping, snot bubbles all come out.
When Songguo saw it, he was immediately happy, walked over with a smile, and said, "Rabbit, have you finished cutting a hundred iron bamboos?"
Qin Shou turned over, opened his sleepy eyes hazyly, and said with a click: "Not yet, this bamboo is as hard as liver cirrhosis, and it can't be cut!
Songguo nodded, "Of course." ”
Songguo didn't lie, but when they went up the mountain back then, they didn't cut the yellow-level iron bamboo, but the lowest king-level among the Saint Yuan Kings!
Heaven and earth are divided into heaven and earth, Xuanhuang, and there are four levels of respect for the saint Yuan King. Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang is an immortal level, and the Saint Yuan King is a mortal level.
But even so, the pinecone is one iron bamboo a month, not three hundred a day!
But what the rabbit asks is do you also cut iron bamboo?
Songguo nodded, of course, it wasn't a lie, but Songguo was still too simple, others didn't ask the key, but he thought of it first, so his eyes were a little flustered, and his little face was a little red.
Qin Shou, the rabbit spirit, saw it, and immediately understood everything, and said in his heart: "Sure enough, Master Rabbit, I was cheated by these guys! Finally, Master Rabbit, I want to learn something seriously, and go to school in a proper manner, you are good, join forces to pit me! Come on! Since you don't play cards according to common sense, why should I abide by your rules?"
Thinking of this, Qin Shou didn't say anything, but continued to pretend to be exhausted, and sighed: "It's really hard for you...... No, I'll have to rest and sleep again. ”
"Rabbit, aren't you eating?" Songguo felt a little sorry for the rabbit.
Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "Don't eat it." ”
Songguo said: "Then we have to go back to sleep, right?"
At this moment, a voice sounded: "What kind of sleep do you sleep? What kind of food do you eat? The rules of Fangcun Mountain, those who have not completed their tasks, these are all gone." ”
Qin Shou and Songguo looked up, only to see Guangshan walking with a serious face, with his hands behind his back, pacing, and setting up the score of the second senior brother.
"Second Senior Brother...... "Songguo wants to say very much."
However, Guangshan pressed his words back with a look, and Guangshan said: "Rabbit, don't dislike the brothers and sisters for tiring you." Look at you, you can only cut ten iron bamboos a day, and this strength is too small. To be honest, life is the Tao, the Tao is life, everything in the world is running, and you can't leave the Tao. This cutting iron bamboo is also a kind of cultivation, and cutting it more can improve your strength the most, so don't dislike it, keep working hard. ”
After speaking, Guangshan touched the head of the pine cone, whether he agreed or not, and forcibly pulled it away......
Qin Shou looked at the backs of the two of them, and said respectfully: "Follow the teachings of the second senior brother, I will work hard to cut these iron bamboos!"
When Guangshan heard this, he was immediately happy, turned around and smiled: "Hey, do you want to finish cutting these iron bamboos?"
Qin Shou nodded and said, "What's the matter?"
Guangshan slapped his face and laughed, "Of course you can! haha...... Come on, if you finish cutting these iron bamboos, if nothing else, I'll help you ask Master to teach you supernatural powers! If he doesn't teach you, you can choose whatever I can do, how about it?"
When Qin Shou heard this, his heart was overjoyed, but his face was embarrassed, as if a braggart boy had been cut off from the cowhide, even so, he still stubbornly shouted: "Is this true?"
Hiroyama laughed and said, "Naturally, take it seriously!"
"These iron bamboos look quite precious, you don't bother me if they are cut, don't let me pay for them?" Qin Shou asked.
Guangshan shook his head and said, "I won't let you compensate! If someone asks you to compensate, I'll help you compensate! Little rabbit, second senior brother, I'm also interesting enough, right?"
Qin Shou arched his hand bitterly and said: "Interesting, meaningful......"
That expression, as if to say, can't you give me a staircase?
Guangshan shouted proudly: "Little rabbit, do you still want steps? You have been cutting iron bamboo here all your life! Haha......"
Extremely proud in his heart, Guangshan left with a sympathetic look on his face of pine cones.
When the two of them left, the rabbit, which was originally tired like a dead dog, jumped up, jumped up and jumped around, and put the iron bamboo used for decoration on the ground into the black demon god box.
Then he climbed to the top of the iron bamboo, and made sure that Guangshan and Songguo had gone far, so he threw his big ears and ran to the depths of the iron bamboo forest.
On this night, the sound of clicking in the depths of the iron bamboo forest was endless......
Many birds have been forced to move......
The beasts also fled in a panic.
However, the iron bamboo forest is too big, and this little movement is blown away by the mountain wind.
On this night, Qin Shou was gnawing on the iron bamboo, and suddenly a black figure flashed in front of him!
Seeing this, Qin Shou shouted: "Stop!"
Seeing the black guy, he immediately stood up and looked back at Qin Shou cutely.
Qin Shou took a closer look, and immediately became happy, and said with a smile: "Little thing, I see that you are very familiar, you have a relationship with Master Rabbit." ”
That thing couldn't understand Qin Shou's words, his eyes were cute, he was a bamboo rat with no wisdom!
This thing Qin Shou is too familiar with, he has seen a lot of it in his previous life, but unfortunately, he is all watching others eat it, and today he finally met a live one!
Qin Shou rubbed his hands, wiped his saliva, looked the bamboo rat up and down as he walked, and said critically: "Not bad, not bad, it's quite fat, and the hair is also very bright...... Oh, it's a good bamboo rat, what's the reason to eat it?"
The bamboo rat reacted very slowly, and at this time it is estimated that it reacted, this rabbit is not a good thing!
So the bamboo rat turned around and ran!
Seeing this, Qin Shou raised his eyebrows, chased after him, and grabbed the little tail of the bamboo rat!
However, Qin Shou is not much older than this big bamboo rat, and he can't lift it upside down, so he can only drag the other party's tail, no matter how hard the other party tries, he can't run away, and then shouts, "Master Rabbit, I ask you, you are talking!"
The bamboo rat didn't understand it at all, so it continued to climb hard.
Qin Shou continued: "Let you say, you are talking?"
The bamboo rat continued to climb.
Qin Shou sighed and said, "It's over, this bamboo rat is a mute and has lost his ability to communicate." Such a bamboo rat is estimated to not survive for three days after being released...... That's it...... Good people do it to the end, and I ...... Eat it. Die early and be born early, and you won't be guilty!"
So, not long after, a voice like a broken gong sounded in the bamboo forest: "Dead rabbit, you finally let me out! Do you know? You can suffocate me to death in the past two days! Don't say anything, hurry up and get me something to stew, have fun!"
"Shut up, don't be silent, light the fire!" Qin Shou's voice sounded.
Then, I listened to Qin Shou's babbling: "Put some tender iron bamboo, boil it at high temperature, and simmer for a while." ”
"That's it, get out of the pot!"
"Chili, pepper, pepper, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are all added...... Hey, don't waste the soup, add some seasoning and drink the soup later. ”
"Dead rabbit, why are you talking so much nonsense?" shouted the gossip furnace.
"Shut up! You have to have the consciousness of a pot! Talk less and do more. Qin Shou scolded.
Not long after, bursts of fragrance came from the mountains and forests, and the aroma came to my nose......
But when a gust of wind blows, the fragrance dissipates.
It stands to reason that no one will find any of this, but there are some creatures who are born with six senses and are extremely intelligent, such as the monkey who is sleeping in the bed......
Qin Shou looked at a large plate of dishes and a pot of soup in front of him, licked his lips and said, "Oops...... After a day's work, it's time to treat yourself. ”
At this moment, a shout came: "Rabbit, what good things have you made? This smells so good! I don't know how much better it is than the fasting rice on the mountain!"
While speaking, a monkey fell in the air, and a heel fell in front of Qin Shou, it was Sun Wukong.
Qin Shou said in surprise: "I'm Cao, monkey, you belong to a dog, right? Our house is not 10,000 miles away, but thousands of miles, you can find it?"
The monkey smiled and said, "Your smell is fragrant, I can smell it, what's so rare? Don't say anything, let me taste it ......first."
While speaking, Sun Wukong reached out and grabbed it.
Qin Shou raised his hand and slapped him: "Have you washed your hands? Just grab the pot! You don't feel dirty, Master Rabbit, I'm still dirty! Go wash your hands!"
PS: Try to explode the day after tomorrow......