Chapter 181: Two Thieves in Foshan
Qin Shou suddenly felt that something was not quite right when he saw this scene...... looked at the little monk suspiciously.
The little monk said: "If you don't eat or sleep, he wants to speak, so naturally let him shut up." ”
Qin Shou said: "Really?"
The little monk nodded as a matter of course, it seemed that he thought so in his heart.
Qin Shou watched it for a long time, and finally chose to believe the little monk's words, after all, the two of them had known each other for so long, and he really hadn't panicked. Moreover, his eyes were so pure, without the slightest impurity, Qin Shou had no reason to doubt the little monk at all.
Shaking his head, Qin Shou continued to eat......
Half an hour later.
Boom!
The chessboard was not overturned this time, but overturned!
The Styx Sect Master said angrily: "Fellow Daoist, if you don't want to invite guests to dinner, you can just say it. Another half an hour has passed, and the hair hasn't come up, what kind of meal are you eating? Don't tell me, what you make are all delicacies from the mountains and seas, rare and exotic beasts, and how long the stew time is...... Even if it is, then you should take cucumbers, right?"
Emperor Xudu also had a red face, and he also wondered, why has it been so long, and there has been no movement in the back kitchen? The people sent there have not come back, this TM is a problem!
Emperor Xudu said: "Styx, what are you shouting? I think something seems to have happened to our family!"
The Styx Sect Master was stunned for a moment and said, "Something happened?"
Emperor Xudu said: "You use your divine sense to sweep the back kitchen of my house and take a look?"
The Styx Sect Master immediately swept over with his divine sense, and when he swept it, it turned out to be ......
"Can't see that...... What's going on?" asked the Styx Master, puzzled.
Emperor Xudu said: "Let's go, go and see." ”
After speaking, Emperor Xudu got up and walked to the back kitchen.
When the Styx Sect Master looked at it, his eyebrows raised, and he seemed to be interested, and then looked at the game of chess he had just overturned, and there were three poor sunspots left on it...... Suddenly, he smiled contentedly.
The Styx Sect Master followed Emperor Xudu to the back kitchen, and the result was ......
"Is this your back kitchen? isn't this a pit?" The Styx Sect Master looked at the big pit in front of him, then at the small pit on the side, and then looked up and asked, "Is this ...... There's still a small piece of foundation left, and you've taken the whole kitchen away!"
Emperor Xudu's face was jet black, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Not only the back kitchen, but also my cooks and servants have also been taken away." They have my food for the next three years...... Damn bald asses!"
When the Styx Sect Master heard this, he first wanted to laugh, and then asked, "Bald donkey, you mean...... That's right, the whole hell is you, me, and the three of them have this ability to steal things right under each other's noses. ”
Emperor Xudu nodded and said: "In terms of strength, although the three of us have high and low, but if we really want to separate, it is not an overnight thing. But to deceive the heavens, to cover up the breath, to steal something innocuous from you, if you don't take precautions, you will definitely be able to catch it. You and I have always been together, naturally it is not you and me who do it. This hell, apart from you and me, is the only one who can do this kind of thing! As for the others, they really don't have the ability to do this. ”
After speaking, Emperor Xudu said angrily: "The dignified Lingshan Bodhisattva actually ran to the backyard of the Emperor of the Difu to steal things, this guy is really ...... No wonder he can't become a Buddha, he can only be a bodhisattva!"
The Styx Sect Master laughed and said, "It's not the first day you have known him, if he is that wood-like Buddha, he would have taken root in the Spirit Mountain a long time ago, how could he come to such a place where birds don't?" I said a long time ago that he should join us in the River Styx, not enter the Spirit Mountain to become a Buddha. ”
Emperor Xudu glanced at the River Styx and said, "The food is gone, you can do it yourself." ”
The Styx Sect Master was no longer angry, touched his belly and said, "I can't eat a lot of things today, when you get it back to the kitchen, I'll bother it again, haha......"
After saying that, the Styx Sect Master rose into the air and returned to the River Styx, where the sea of blood went.
Emperor Xudu stood in place, looking at the place that was originally the back kitchen, but now there was only a pit left, and his face was full of iron, but in the end he sighed and said: "Dead bald donkey, you wait for the rabbit to go!"
After speaking, Emperor Xudu waved his sleeves and turned around and went back to the palace.
When Qin Shou was full of food and drink, as soon as he went out, he was dumbfounded, only to see that the Xudu Mansion in front of him was gone!
Qin Shouhu looked back suspiciously, only to see the little monk walk out with a smile and said, "This is the forbidden land of the back mountain, and there are no outsiders coming in and out here." Since you like to eat, I simply brought you the back kitchen, and if you want to eat in the future, just tell them. I dare not say that there are all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas, but they are also considered to be some good things, and you can eat them. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, he patted the little monk on the shoulder gratefully and said: "Brother, you are really my good brother! I just asked you where you have small animals, and you took me to eat and drink in the sea; I just wanted to make a bag, but you even stole the kitchen, awesome! Dear brother!"
Qin Shou is not a fool, although all the signs seem reasonable, but when he has eaten and drunk enough, after a simple analysis, he immediately understands all the things.
Especially the sign of the Xudu Mansion, although he doesn't know much about the underworld, he also knows that there is only one Xudu Mansion in the city!
If you think about it carefully, the behavior of the two people, it is definitely not a visit between friends, it is 100% stealing!
However, Qin Shou has no objection to this kind of thing. Anyway, it was the monk who stole the things, and he was only responsible for selling the stolen goods......
What's more, it's useless to understand at this time, there is no regret medicine in the world, everything has been done, he can't get rid of it, so he just admit it.
When the little monk heard Qin Shou say this, he didn't defend anything, he didn't deny it, he just smiled slightly and admitted it calmly.
Qin Shou suddenly found that he liked this sincere little monk more and more.
At least, it's much easier to get along with than the cunning thief in Lingshan......
After saying goodbye to the little monk, Qin Shoule returned to the residence, but before he lay down, he heard the sound of a rooster crowing.
At that moment, Qin Shou suddenly got up and shouted, "Grass, there are really small animals!"
The ghost of a big rooster somewhere suddenly snorted, looked around weakly, and then ran away......
As soon as the morning dawned, the fragrance search had not yet come, and Li Zhenying came first.
As a result, Li Zhenying leaned on the window and looked inside, and saw that the rabbit was lifting a little crack in the door, and then put a basin of water on the door.
"Tutu, what are you doing?" asked Li Zhenying, puzzled.
Qin Shou turned his head and smiled: "It's nothing, help others wash their faces." ”
Li Zhenying couldn't understand it, so she simply climbed in through the window.
Qin Shou made a silent gesture and said, "Don't say anything, just look at it." ”