Chapter 256: Fairy Tales Are All Liars (2-in-1 4400 Words Big Chapter Subscription Requested)
To be honest, Qi Lin's current strength is not as good as Lu Yangyao's.
Among the people/demons he knows, only Xiaoqing has the strength to fight with the current Lu Yangyao.
Qi Lin didn't mind letting Xiaoqing help, but being able to deal with him by himself was of course a better choice.
It's a good whetstone.
According to the scorpion essence's memory, although Lu Yangyao is a complete lucky person, his own quality is good.
Shameless enough, shameless enough, disgusting enough, it's enough for him to mix well.
Plus his adventures.
Being able to have the current strength is very much in line with the objective law.
But Lu Yangyao has one of the biggest shortcomings - lustful, which men usually have.
But being lustful and being lustful are also different.
Qi Lin is also lustful, but he never makes a mistake because of lust.
Lu Yangyao is different.
In the memory of the scorpion essence, because he was going to accept Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, he almost turned against the gourd brothers.
Now, in the face of this beautiful girl, Qi Lin didn't think he would make any other choice.
And many times, jealousy is the original sin.
Dick's anger is terrible after it really burns.
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The seven dwarfs were also taken aback by Lu Yangyao, who suddenly appeared.
Although their strength is not high, they will not be deceived into their surroundings without knowing it.
"Who are you?" Dawa looked vigilant, ready for battle.
Lu Yangyao, who looked like a dog, held a folding fan in his hand, and fanned it when it was not hot.
Sure enough, it's a sharp weapon.
Looking at the seven gourd babies, Lu Yangyao was secretly happy in his heart.
Although there was an accident, I finally found the right owner.
As a single-machine unlimited streamer, Lu Yangyao has a mission, and the task is to help the Hulu brothers defeat the evil forces, so as to steal the heavenly luck of this world.
It's just that after coming to this world, Lu Yangyao found that something was wrong.
He couldn't find the grandfather of the gourd brothers, and it was difficult for the gourd brothers to find.
It took him a lot of effort to find out where they were.
Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected surprise.
Seeing the beautiful girl who was protected by seven gourd babies in the middle, Lu Yangyao was in a commotion again~ moved.
"Don't get me wrong, I have no intention of being your enemy, I am your friend. ”
"We don't know you. "The second baby instinctively doesn't like Lu Yangyao.
"It's okay, we'll know each other soon. This girl doesn't seem to be in a good situation, do you mind if I look at her? ”
As a flower saint, not letting go of any flowers is his life principle.
But Qiwa scolded him directly back with a word.
"Mind that. ”
Lu Yangyao: "......" Why are these seven bear children so difficult to speak?
It shouldn't be like this.
Aren't they stupid?
Lu Yangyao, who came into contact with the gourd brothers for the first time, did not know at this time that the seven gourd babies now were no longer the seven gourd babies of the past.
They're already — in love.
But it makes sense that a man in love lacks intelligence.
After they couldn't find a way to treat the girl, they still had to pin their hopes on Lu Yangyao.
"Can you really save her?"
"Of course, it's true. ”
"Okay, you come to save her, if you can't wake up, don't blame our brother for being polite. Sanwa was faintly threatening Lu Yangyao.
Lu Yangyao didn't care.
In his heart, the seven gourd babies are just seven little children, and a few words can deceive them.
As for saving this girl?
Lu Yangyao has already understood, in fact, the girl's problem is that her throat was blocked by a poisonous apple core, which led to a direct fake death.
As long as this poisonous apple core is brought out, the girl will be able to wake up.
But he certainly can't make things seem that simple.
So Lu Yangyao rubbed his hands and motioned for the gourd brothers to retreat a little farther away.
"No matter what I do, you are not allowed to make any other moves, otherwise this girl will easily not be saved. ”
Lu Yangyao said very seriously, and the seven brothers of the gourd looked at each other and nodded.
But they never expected that the things that Lu Yangyao did below would be so shameless.
"What do you do?"
"Bastard, I'm going to kill you. ”
"You're tarnishing her innocence?"
The Seven Brothers couldn't accept what Lu Yangyao was doing now.
Under Qi Lin's ripening, the seven brothers have gone through the enlightenment of "Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf", and now they know a lot of things.
What Lu Yangyao is doing, they can naturally still judge.
I have never heard of such a detoxification method.
But when the eldest baby and the second baby who have always been resourceful, they stopped the other brothers from making trouble.
"Wait. ”
"Let's see if it works. ”
"We promised him that no matter what happened, we couldn't interrupt him, maybe he was really detoxifying her. ”
In fact, the eldest baby and the second baby don't believe in this explanation either.
But they are more conservative.
Since you promised Lu Yangyao, you must do it.
What the seven brothers didn't expect was that Lu Yangyao actually woke up the girl.
In their eyes, Lu Yangyao woke up the girl with a kiss.
And after the girl woke up, when she saw Lu Yangyao in the wind in Yushu, the whole person became a nymphomaniac, and she did not refuse Lu Yangyao to continue to ask for a kiss.
In front of the seven brothers, this pair of dog men and women completely hooked up and became adulterous.
And just a few days later, they began to talk about marriage.
The Seven Brothers were hurt.
They had been with her for so long and had spent so much effort finding gifts for her to amuse her.
As a result, just a few days after Lu Yangyao appeared, the girl's heart belonged to Lu Yangyao.
Why?
They don't understand that love doesn't come first.
No one says that if you like someone else, someone else must like you.
But even if they do, they won't accept it easily.
Because everyone will say the truth, but when it comes to their own heads, who can really be light?
Lu Yangyao didn't know the feelings of the seven brothers for the girl at first, and the girl herself was faintly aware of it, but she really didn't feel anything about the seven brothers, so she pretended not to know about it.
The nine of them lived together for a few days in an awkward atmosphere.
Looking at Lu Yangyao and the girl who showed affection from time to time, the seven brothers felt how uncomfortable they were.
At this time, they don't know that this emotion is called jealousy, also known as jealousy.
And jealousy is the easiest thing to change.
Five days later, the Seven Brothers couldn't take it anymore.
They left their homes and went into the wilderness.
Huowa was the first to get angry: "Where did that person named Lu Yangyao come from? Why did he stay with her as soon as he came? She should belong to all of us." ”
"We were so good to her. ”
The other brothers also complained.
At this time, Qi Lin came out from behind.
"Seven little brothers, long time no see. ”
Qi Lin had a smile on his face that was kind to (evil) and good (demon).
"It's you. ”
Regarding Qi Lin's appearance, the Hulu brothers are still very vigilant.
But Qi Lin's purpose for coming this time was simple.
He came to lure the seven brothers into blackening.
Qi Lin had plenty of reasons to do so.
"You're talking about a guy named Lu Yangyao, right?"
"How do you know?" Siwa went straight into the battle mode.
"Water baby, don't be so hostile to me. In fact, we have a common enemy. ”
"A common enemy?"
"Yes, it's Lu Yangyao, he is a very despicable person, and he once made trouble with me. ”
"But he is not our enemy. ”
Erwa stood up at this time and said something that even he didn't quite believe.
"He's not your enemy, but he's robbed you of the woman you love the most, isn't he?"
Qi Lin's simple question made the Hulu brothers' complexion change greatly.
"How do you know?"
"Goblin, don't talk nonsense, where do we like women?"
"Yes, don't talk nonsense. ”
"There is no point in denying it, I know what I should know, and I know what I shouldn't. There's nothing wrong with liking someone, and you don't need to be so ashamed. ”
Qi Lin's tone of course soothed the embarrassment of the gourd brothers after their secret was exposed.
"Young men are amorous, girls are pregnant, but not all likes can have a good result. Obviously, you are devoted to that girl, but she turned around and was with Lu Yangyao, and continued to live in your house. ”
"Lu Yangyao too, he wants to be friends with you, but in fact, he pries your corners. Aren't you disgusting with this kind of person?"
To be honest, the seven gourd babies are disgusting.
Otherwise, they wouldn't have come here in private to complain to each other.
It is always said that true love is greater than everything.
It's all.
When you reach a certain age, you will know that true love is not a big deal if you can't touch it in your life.
But there are some guidelines that must not be touched.
For example: the girl that a friend likes first, resolutely do not touch it;
The man that the girlfriend likes first resolutely does not touch.
There is no need to talk about it, if you don't get married, it's all a fair competition relationship.
If things don't fall on their heads, everyone will say high-sounding things.
But when it really falls on yourself, especially when you become the one who was betrayed, you know it's uncomfortable.
From a legal point of view, in fact, there is nothing wrong with Lu Yangyao and the girl.
But from a moral point of view, they're really disgusting.
"Seven little brothers, I am sorry for you. Think about it, Lu Yangyao and that woman are eating the food you found for them, living in the house you built yourself, and doing things that only husband and wife can do in front of you every day. And then on the premise of knowing what you mean to the girl, I still want to be 'friends' with you, to be precise, I want to use you. ”
"Such a person, is it hateful? This is purely a combination of a scumbag + white lotus. ”
"No, they don't know we like girls. The five babies habitually explained to the girl.
Liuwa nodded violently.
Seven poor children, still think that they can gain something by selfless dedication.
Actually, it doesn't work.
Qi Lin touched the heads of the fifth and sixth babies, because he didn't release any aggression, so the gourd brothers didn't do anything to him.
Qi Lin taught them a life truth: "Seven little brothers, brother, as a person from the past, I will tell you one thing - if you like someone, you can't hide it. ”
"Especially women, they are extremely sensitive to this kind of thing~ feeling. Don't deceive yourself and say that she doesn't know your feelings for her, what nonsense? You are kind to her, but you have no relatives and no reason, not for the sake of that little thing between men and women, you are saints?"
"Between men and women, there is no pure affection, not stupid~ all understand this. ”
Seven gourd babies - the mentality is gradually collapsing.
Qiwa said weakly: "Brothers, I feel that what he said makes sense. ”
"And I feel like the girls are about to accept us. ”
The second baby feels good about herself.
But it's not pure nonsense either.
In a place like this in the depths of the forest, except for youkai and some humans with special skills, ordinary people can't come to this place at all.
It is also possible for a girl to accept her fate.
"It's all to blame on that Lu Yangyao. ”
"I can feel that he is better than all of us, but he still lives with us and says he wants to be friends with us. ”
"I don't like him, humans are so hateful. ”
Well, Qi Lin has successfully pulled the gourd brothers to the side of the demon clan.
Thanks to Lu Yangyao Lao Tie for his assistance.
It's really a knife.
At this time, Qi Lin used his killer move.
"Seven little brothers, let me show you a video. ”
"What video?"
"The merchant who sold you apples is actually the queen who has always wanted to attack the girl. After discovering that she had left you, I sent my wife to investigate her, and then, finding out something, you must be very interested. ”
The Hulu brothers are indeed interested.
They lined up in a row and looked at the engrams released by Qi Lin.
In the picture, the queen is talking to Bai Suzhen.
"Actually, I didn't give the princess any strange poison, and I didn't even say that I couldn't poison it. I just used a spell to get the apple core stuck in the princess's throat, and if someone shook the apple core out, the princess would be saved. ”
"Why are you doing that?"
"In order to create a chance for Lu Yangyao to save the beauty of the hero, he likes the princess, and his strength is stronger than me, I can only listen to his words and do it, otherwise he will kill me. ”
Actually, this paragraph is nonsense.
But the queen's strength is not as strong as Bai Suzhen.
Therefore, this is a play performed by the queen under the oppression of force.
But the gourd brothers took it seriously.
"It's just an apple core, he just needs to shake it out with a spell, what can he do to get the princess's heart?"
"He won't use spells stupidly, he will wake up the princess with a kiss, and then, with a kiss. By the way, I heard him say that the princess is now in the seven gourd babies, and the gourd brothers are natural demon gods with deep luck, and I heard that Lu Yangyao also wants to subdue them by the way. ”
The gourd brothers were angry.
"Shameless villain. ”
"I'm going to go back and tell the girl so that he can see Lu Yangyao's true face. ”
"It's useless, she won't believe it, she will only believe in her lover. ”
Qi Lin gave the gourd brothers a warning.
But they didn't believe it and insisted on telling the girl.
In the end, the result was exactly as Qi Lin had expected.
The girl chose to cut her robe with the gourd brothers.
The Hulu Brothers - kicked out.
Qi Lin, who was secretly hiding, shook his head.
This story tells Qi Lin a truth that he has long understood:
No matter how good Dick Si is to the goddess, she can't resist a kiss from Gao Fu Shuai.
Therefore, if you want to chase the goddess, the first thing to do is to get out of the level of dick, not to be good to the goddess.
Of course, it doesn't matter.
The important thing is that Brother Hulu is now his man.
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