Chapter 16: Still a Child
"Huh, pretending to be forced is worth 10 points? What can I do? I, Ye Xiaoduo, will never pretend to be forced. ”
Ye Xiaoduo touched his chin and said with an innocent look of distress.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a cute force in front of the system, and the special reward is worth 50 points. ”
...... Hey, can there be such a sassy operation?
......
The thunderclouds kept rolling on Ye Xiaoduo's head, and the thunder continued to roar.
A quarter of an hour passed......
Two quarters of an hour passed......
The thunderclouds are still rolling, and the thunderstorm just doesn't come down, like a person who has stripped off his pants, but is constipated.
Ye Xiaoduo: ......
All:......
Ye Xiaoduo felt that his neck was sore, so he simply sat cross-legged on the ground, first looked inward at his dantian, and found that it was just a cloud of colorful nebulae, which was repeatedly compressed, and then expanded, just like a human heart.
Only after surviving this thunderstorm can you turn into a butterfly, become a sea of stars, and build a foundation for achievements.
Then he casually checked the space ring that Ye Zhennan handed over to him, it was simply a lot of variety, 200 spirit stones, 50 herbs, and a bunch of gold and silver and the antidote that Wu Jiu and others needed, and there were a few pieces of exercise jade and a book in the corner.
A book? That's a bit of a blur.
The cover of the book is yellow, and the pages are slightly curved, and at first glance it is a book that is often turned over and has a story for years.
Ye Xiaoduo thought it was a cheat book or exercise with the exercises and jade or something, and his mind pointed to this book, but it almost made him lose his big teeth......
"Jiuzhou Spring Boudoir Picture",, Spring Palace Picture, who has such a big heart?
Who gave this TM?!
I'm still a kid...... Let's put it away first.
Ye Xiaoduo listened to the system's suggestion and put these things into the Zhihai space, leaving the yellow and white things and Su Luo's sewn shoes in the space ring, and then took off the new clothes on his body and put them in.
After doing all this, Ye Xiaoduo raised his head, the corners of his mouth twitched and frowned speechlessly.
This thundercloud is still brewing......
Ye Zhennan and the others in the distance were also speechless one after another, this catastrophe came suddenly and inexplicably, but it was more excited and even invigorating.
Because Ye Xiaoduo is outside the village, this means that he can walk outside and cultivate normally, this is simply the smoke from the ancestral tomb, the old man blesses.
Several times Su Luo was worried about Ye Xiaoduo, but Ye Zhennan comforted him and said that Xiaoduo should be sure to do this, which appeased Su Luo.
As for Wu Jiu, those people were already scared to the side, where had they seen this kind of scene, they were working in the depths of the mine during the last Heavenly Tribulation.
......
An hour passed......
Ye Xiaoduo didn't stand or sit, he walked back and forth, looking up at the sky from time to time, is this thunder down or not? After a while, it will be time to have lunch.
There is really no way but to make a trick.
Ye Xiaoduo was about to speak, and remembered that he could get points by pretending to be forced, so he pointed to the sky with one hand behind his back and shouted with the other:
"If you don't come down, I'll go back to dinner. ”
As soon as the words of "Boom ......" fell, the thunder in the sky was shattered, but the thunder tribulation still did not come down.
People in the distance: ......
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for installing a small force, and the reward is worth 15 points. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for installing a thunderstorm that is speechless, and the reward is worth 25 points. ”
I'll go, and I'll have 100 points, so it's pretty easy.
Just when Ye Xiaoduo's heart was still dark, the system's prompt sound sounded again:
"Ding!In view of the fact that the host is now suffering from the Heavenly Tribulation and cannot defeat it, the system can give a hint and deduct 50 points, does the host agree?"
I ...... day What did I just say?
"Agreed, the system will say it early if you know it. Ye Xiaoduo was very angry.
"Ding! 50 points have been successfully deducted! The reason why the thunder tribulation can't fall may be because of the tears in the sky. ”
"Tears in the sky?"
Ye Xiaoduo closed his eyes and his heart moved, and his soul immediately appeared in the sea of knowledge.
As soon as he entered the sea of knowledge, the little sun in the sky flew over, Ye Xiaoduo buckled his head and looked at the golden eyeball of the system and asked:
"So what now? This is not a way to hear the thunder and not see the thunder come down. ”
"Ding! The host has been baptized by the ancient catastrophe before, and the heavens have mercy and tears, how can this thunder tribulation be defeated. ”
Ye Xiaoduo was stunned, and felt that it sounded very lofty, but now that the thunder tribulation can't fall, it's a real trouble.
"Ding! Host, fight with the sky, the fun is endless! The host can communicate with the tears of the sky, and then buy the lightning guide recipe in the mall, and take the initiative to guide the thunder. ”
Damn, Ye Xiaoduo finally believes that the system is really not comparable to those bewitching and cheap goods outside, and others are afraid of thunder, so they have become active mines.
opened the mall, and after looking for a long time, Ye Xiaoduo didn't find where this thunder trick was.
"System, you don't have the exercises you said. How do you communicate with it?"
"Ding! host, please see the discount area for the exercises. As for the tears of the sky, coil it!"
......
Ye Xiaoduo felt full of malice, and finally found it in the one-fold discount area, and spent 5 points of pretending to be forced in exchange for the thunder trick.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully cultivating the "Thunder Channeling Technique" (in the case of a thunder source, it can actively attract thunder and lightning to refine itself). ”
Ye Xiaoduo grabbed the little sun flying around him and used the plate, and said something in a commotion, such as if the tribulation is not brought down, it will be too late to eat lunch, such as the more you look at it, the cuter it becomes, such as the tribulation is just exercising.
Anyway, it's just some sudden love, can't dodge the sassy words.
Ye Xiaoduo withdrew from Zhihai, looked at the sky and silently performed the thunder trick, with a trace of contempt, a trace of ridicule, and a trace of debauchery in his eyes, the kind of hatred for injustice and cynicism arose.
stepped out with his right foot, pointed his sword at the sky with his left hand, and rebuked with a righteous face:
"I grew up listening to my grandfather say that heaven is selfless. However, I learned today that God is also selfish. ”
Ye Xiaoduo continued with tears in her eyes: "I know, since I was a child, my grandmother likes to wait on the side of the road to wait for me to help her, every week my neighbor Aunt Wang will give me five times to make good food, every day the second girl next door will always secretly watch me in the corner, and his brother will always give me his favorite toys to play with." Every time I come home, everyone shushes me. Actually, I'm also very distressed, is it also my fault? I don't want to think about it at all, in fact, there is a sentence that has been hidden in my heart for a long time, I just want to say, I am not handsome at all......"
Ye Zhennan, who was in the distance, was stunned for a while when he heard Ye Xiaoduo's words, and he couldn't control his aura and rushed towards Ye Tianyu is beating: "TM, who taught my good grandson like this, although he is very good, but he is still a child, you are a weak soul......"
Ye Tianyu couldn't say anything for a while, and he didn't dare to fight back.
I'm going to provoke someone, usually this kid is not like this.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for installing a force that everyone is amazed by, and the reward is worth 30 points. ”
Everyone: "......"
"Boom......" A thunderbolt slashed down from above.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host "Hongmeng Elemental Formula" Thunder Element Cultivation Progress of 1%"
Ye Xiaoduo, who had not yet reacted, was chopped out, and before he could stand up in a hurry, he was struck into the soil by the second heavenly thunder that followed, and the dust was flying.
Then the power of the third heavenly thunder became more and more powerful, and Ye Xiaoduo's original position was split into a dirt hole.
"Ah...... Isn't there a gap between thunder and thunder on this day?"
"Oh my God...... Aren't you afraid that people will be killed if you split like this?"
"Damn, if I encountered such a chain of thunder, I would have been scared to pee. ”
The elders sighed for a while, Ye Zhennan was still teaching Ye Tianyu a lesson.
Su Luo burst into tears, covered his mouth, and looked at Ye Xiaoduo who was being struck by the thunder from a distance, feeling anxious in his heart.
......
"Ding! Congratulations to the host "Hongmeng Elemental Formula" Thunder Element Cultivation Progress of 7%"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host "Hongmeng Elemental Formula" Thunder Element Cultivation Progress of 8%"
The system's prompt is busy.
"Boom ......"
Finally, after the ninth split, the thundercloud slipped into the sky and disappeared in an instant.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host [Hongmeng Elemental Formula] Thunder Element Cultivation Progress of 0.9%"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for upgrading, breaking through the current realm, and being promoted to the first level of the foundation building realm. ”
Ye Zhennan stopped beating Ye Tianyu and immediately led everyone to run over.
Before the man arrived, a blackened figure with green smoke crawled out of the hole, wearing only a pair of shorts.
"Click......
The figure writhed like a drunken spirit, jumped hard, and the black ash on the whole body was blown off, revealing Ye Xiaoduo inside.
Everyone was dumbfounded for a while, only to see that Ye Xiaoduo's clothes were destroyed by the thunderstorm, but there was no injury on his body at all, and he was still alive.
Why are you embarrassed to do this? You pretend to spit blood or something.
Is this TM a catastrophe or a bath?