Chapter 714: Bald, Wild Dragon
"How did she see me, could it be that this is the mother-son connection?" Inside the carriage, Nezha bared his teeth and made an evil appearance.
It's just that his face is really lovely, but the evil appearance he makes does not have the slightest evil smell, but looks innocent, which makes several women in the same company happy, and can't help but stretch out his "claws" and pinch his face.
"Woo woo, wait, it's too much of a deception!"
Nezha Tiger lowered his face, stumbling, and wanted to struggle, but noticed that two pillars of light swept from the sky, so he had to put his face down, bury his head in the bosom of others, and seek perfection.
I don't know, who is wronged?
The light that swept down was the wide-eyed divine light of the Demon Lishou among the four generals of the Demon Family, although it was not the top supernatural power of the Three Realms, but it also had the ability to explore the underworld of the world.
"As for this, if my mother hadn't secretly given me a divine fire bead, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to escape your investigation!"
Nezha hummed and chirped, but in his sleeve, there was a small bead that flowed red and glowed, and when the divine light of Mo Lishou swept in, the small bead turned silently, and he deflected Mo Lishou's gaze.
This bead is the surprise that Nezha found in Mrs. Li's money bag.
If you don't say that the loving mother is defeated, with such an internal response as Mrs. Li, if Nezha can't escape from Chentang Pass, the Li Mansion and the maids who have been tricked by Nezha will really die unjustly. To say, it's not that they are not smart enough, but that Nezha is too cunning!
Hey, the above sentence doesn't seem to be quite logical......
However, whether he is right or wrong, as long as he can successfully leave Chentang Pass, it will be the biggest victory.
"My golden thighs, wait for me, don't you run! But why am I looking for golden thighs, why don't I remember. ”
Quietly turning his head in the woman's arms, Nezha's smug eyes reflected a smug light, but in this pride, there were a few wisps of confusion that he had not noticed.
......
"Dada, Dada, Dada, caught a bald man?"
"Bald, cooked, cooked, do you still have to ask King Ben for this little thing?"
Prince Ao Shan's face was impatient, and he waved his hand to drive the little demon down, his expression was stunned, and he suddenly asked, "Wait, what did you say you caught?"
"Bald, my lord!"
The little demon made a grievance, stretched out his claws that had not been completely transformed, and gestured: "It's the kind of bald person who doesn't have a single hair on his head." ”
You know, the little demon will not come to disturb his king, but the bald man caught today is really gratifying, chubby, fair-skinned, white and red, like a radish, the little demon drools, the most important thing is that this bald man not only does not grow hair on his head, but also does not grow on his body.
The little demon has always known that his own king is a little particular, and he must scrub and wash his blood food, and it is best to shave off his hair.
Really, kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, but infatuation has become a delusional demon.
"Bald man, could it be that he is a member of the Western sect? Strange, at this time, the gods have not yet risen, and the Western religion has not yet flourished, where are the Western sect members from the east of this desolate continent?"
Ao Shan's thought of this, and suddenly he was stunned again: "How did I know this information, like, I forgot something?"
The more Ao Shan thought about it, the more irritable he became, and he met the little demon's full gaze, and suddenly struck a spirit, angry from his heart, and a big ear scraped over, slapping the little demon and rolling over, and he snorted away.
"Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that the king was in a hurry to see that bald man, he would have beaten you to death!"
"You beat me to death, I know, the king, you beat me and love me!"
Behind Ao Shan, the little demon staggered up, spitting blood, but he clenched his claws, making a posture of letting you beat and scold, I won't backhand, look at him like this, Ao Shank wants to scrape again, I can't say, the little demon is going to have a self-recommended pillow tonight......
"Fellow Daoist, you also come to take a bath!"
What a bald man, it's really a tender and delicious big bald man!
When I walked to the outside of the cave, Ao Shan really saw the bald man that the little demon said, without a single hair on his body, fat and watery, I was really greedy, and I couldn't help but want to swallow this bald man alive.
As for why Ao Shank knows so well that bald people don't have hair on their bodies?
Nonsense, this bald man has stripped off his clothes, and used the soup pot as a bathtub, fluttering in it, lighting his arms and thighs for a while, and Ao Shant is not a blind man, how can he not see?
"It's just that you use the soup pot as a bathtub, have you ever taken my thoughts into account? ”
Ao Shant wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, extremely "resentful", and opened his mouth to shout: "Little ones, add ingredients, add ingredients, you must cook the bald man to this king tender and smooth!"
Before he finished speaking, Ao Shant had already spit out the fire of the real dragon, and with a snort, a green flame danced wildly, licking the bottom of the pot, instantly burning the soup pot red.
"Yes!"
There are more than a dozen little demons who should drink in unison, hey, he
"Wait, this development is not right! This Ao Shan, it seems to be getting more and more wild, and he said that he is going to be dedicated to the Buddha!" In the soup pot, looking at Ao Shan's fierce face, the bald man was confused.
It seems that the Buddha of his family came to tell him that the wild dragon Ao handle is dedicated to the Buddha, as long as he shows his identity, he will call the wild dragon to worship, and he will take the opportunity to build a Tianlong Babu and make a Buddha dang.
You must know that at this time, the Dao Gate on the Honghuang Continent occupies the righteousness, and the Western Sect can only be recorded in the west of the Honghuang Continent, and the west of the Honghuang Continent is a well-known "land is big and scarce", and it may not be possible to find a living creature for thousands of miles.
Although there are also three melons and two dates under the Western sect, they can't afford to prosper. The bald man is also terrifying, he can be called a half-step golden immortal, and he can also mix with a pioneer in the East.
But in the West......
Come on, the bald man can't even collect the boys around him, and he still wants to open the mountain, so it's better to wash and sleep!
It's not the big bald man in his family, the scoop in the bald man uses the eight parts of the heavenly dragon to bewitch this bald man, so he won't run to this barren mountain and wilderness.
The East is a vast land, and it is a prosperous place to find a place, can it be better than this barren mountain and wild range?
"Good wild dragon, just left the Dragon Palace, it was like this, shouting and shouting and killing when they met, no wonder the Buddha wanted to come to Yeye, if Yeye didn't tame you today, he would put his head under his ass!"
The bald man remembered the task of hanging the bald scoop handle in his heart, and he was angry in his heart, and he was about to roll up his sleeves, uh, he didn't have sleeves, anyway, he was going to get angry, but the wild dragon Ao Handle suddenly extinguished the fire of the real dragon, and called a group of little demons, the bald man was slightly happy in his heart, and nodded silently.
"It's still a little saved, I know that the Buddha can't be provoked, and I know that my mistakes can be changed, so I'll just punish the big one later!"
What do you think, this bald man is really just wishful thinking, so he listened to the wild dragon and instructed the little demon again: "This king thought about it, but cooking is too wasteful of ingredients, small ones, first scoop up this bald man, cut it into thirty parts, take four parts, steam, fry, boil and fry the same, and store the rest with Xuan Bing, and then take it out when the king wants to eat." ”
After listening to Yelong's words, the bald man was so angry that he didn't want the bottom of the pot to be too slippery and untenable, so he snorted and fell under the soup pot.
"Oh no, the king, the bald man is drowning, drowning!"
Then the little demon screamed, hurriedly took the fishing net, and scooped up the bald man, the soup pot shook violently, exploded, and the boiling water splashed, so hot that the little demons screamed loudly, but there was a ...... covered in gold paint The bald man tore open the boiling water, held a long staff in his hand, and smashed his head and head on the head of Ao.
"Good evil dragon, eat a rod of yes!"
However, you bald man doesn't even breathe in sword clothes, dangling an indecent part in the sky, even though Ao Shank has become a demon in the grass, but he also wants to save face.
"Thief bald, dare to humiliate me like this!"
Yes, this will remind him that this is a "humiliation", but he forgot that it is not the first time that the bald man has dangled the "parts" out, why didn't he say it just now......
Sure enough, the dragon just wants to be faced, obviously he wants to tear it apart, but he has to find an excuse first, and he has not changed because he has taken advantage of the moral high ground.
Bang bang bang!
One person, one dragon, one angry, one is a burned bald man flew, all sulking, fighting on the spot, one move is fierce, golden light is chaotic, one is barbaric and strong, attack crazy, but three or five rounds, the aftermath of the shock will shatter the hillside under his feet, and the little demons all over the mountains are beaten into powder, but the Ao handle is so angry that he roars, showing the true body of the dragon family, it is a green dragon with a body of thousands of miles, coiled in the barren mountains, the breath is strong, and the bald man is very happy.
"Good dragon, good dragon, really something special, no wonder the Buddha wants me to descend to you, this color is even more my favorite!"
The bald man was overjoyed in his heart, and he also made a law like heaven and earth, with a burly body and strong arms, so he hugged the green dragon, and the air exploded in his arms, shaking out a rumbling roar, bluffing the green dragon's liver and gallbladder, and he was shocked and angry, and the green on his face was a little heavier.
What do you say?
It was really the gesture of the bald man in his arms, which made the green dragon think of some bad hobbies, such as a broken back......
"Bald thief, this king is fighting with you!"
The great terror is a great opportunity, under the "fright" of the bald man, the green dragon's path was instantly raised, and the dragon's body swelled a few points, dancing with a huge tail that was a few points thicker than the bald man's waist, and collapsed.
For a while, there was a lot more excitement in this wilderness, roaring endlessly, shaking endlessly, bluffing the surrounding big and small demon spirits to scatter, thinking that one person and one dragon were about to fight to grab the territory, they had seen a lot of such things, and hurriedly set up the demon clouds and ran to the three mountains and five mountains.
However, I have to find a backstage.
Otherwise, there are more than eight deep kings in the Flood Desolate Continent, and any little demon king in the wilderness has a big background and background, and it is easy to provoke.
Even the prince of Ao Shan, who came from the deepest pond in the flood wilderness - the East China Sea, was lying on his stomach, and he was relieved to be a demon king, for fear of provoking right and wrong, but today he was harmed by the bald man and broke the rules, and they suffered......