"Ah Xu, Xiaotian, stop for a moment and show you something good. One day at the end of December, after dinner, Fang Xu was reading a book ("Stock Market"), Liu Tian was doing his homework, Shuai Ke suddenly walked into the dormitory and said mysteriously in front of the two.

"Good stuff, what good stuff?" Liu Tian stopped his pen and asked curiously.

"Dangdang, the two of you have opened your eyes," Shuai Ke pulled out a sixteen-carat paper from his schoolbag, with a smug face

"Look at your appearance, it can't be copied from somewhere******** right?"

"I'm really blind, and I've always regarded you as a decent gentleman, alas"

"Damn, Xiaotian, I didn't expect your mouth to be so vicious, Ah Xu, you are really hateful, in vain I have always treated you as brothers and I can't wait to share with you when I have good things, you really hurt people's hearts, I don't live anymore." Shuai Ke took a tone with a "sad and indignant face". Fang Xu and Liu Tian almost vomited out the overnight meal.

Looking at the bitter faces of the two of them, Shuai Ke smiled wickedly: "Small, you know how powerful this government is." Come and take a look at the top 10 beauties just selected by our school. ”

"Damn, ten beauties, let's hear it. There was a brother who was playing cards next door when he heard the word beauty, and he didn't care about playing the cards, so he drilled it all over, and urged Shuai Ke to hurry up and go on with excitement. It seems that beautiful women will always be an immortal topic in the boys' dormitory. Fang Xu's idea was: That enthusiasm was even more exaggerated than his expression of earning a billion.

Shuai Ke saw that there were so many people cheering on the scene, don't mention it, "Brothers, don't worry, listen to me slowly come one by one, okay, let's talk about the situation of our school's beauty list first: the school beauty list is ranked by the evaluation club once a year, only the top ten are taken, and it has been evaluated within two months after the freshmen enter the school for many years, but this year's situation is more special, because there are too many freshmen who are qualified enough this year, and the ranking has been debated, so it has only been evaluated today." ”

"Let's talk about the topic" someone is impatient.

"Good. The first place is the sophomore chemistry beauty Qin Yu, it is said that this woman can be called the national color of the sky, the peerless beauty, the beauty is not like the people in the world, but usually few people see me, often have chemistry papers published, in the national chemistry is also quite famous. The second is Li Lulu, the flower of the Department of Foreign Languages in her freshman year, with a beautiful posture, a clever smile between words, beautiful eyes, a smile, and infinite reverie. It is rare to have both talents and good looks, both parents are dancers, and they have won the gold medal of the provincial ballroom dance competition and the modern dance competition many times in middle school. It is said that there will be a modern dance rehearsed by her at the New Year's Day party a week later, so let's wait and see. ”

Shuai Ke paused, and when he boarded, someone brought a glass of water, and Shuai Ke took a sip proudly: "The third is Yun Na of the sophomore Chinese Department, but it is cold and beautiful, and getting close will be cold, making people dare not get close." And she is good at martial arts, she is the only heroine of the Sanda Club, I believe that Ah Xu should know best, (At this time, the eyes of the perverts were dead against Fang Xu, and the posture was like saying, boy, don't soak him, otherwise don't blame the brothers for being polite, hum.) Okay, okay, everyone don't look at Fang Xu, he must have no play, it is said that Yun Na once let out a word, who can defeat her within ten moves, he will consider being his girlfriend, it is said that even the five masters of the school can not do it (since Mu Xinhua came, there is one more person on the CZ University martial arts master list), Ah Xu's block is big enough, but if there is a fight, it is estimated that it is, hehe, it is estimated that even I may not have been beaten, (everyone: cut, go to death.) However, Fang Xu's good temper is recognized, he rarely argues with others when he encounters trouble, and he has always been able to avoid disputes in Sanda, and sometimes some people deliberately find fault and bully newcomers, such as the giant bear Mu Xinhua A few people often take advantage of Yun Han's absence to bully him and give him a little hardship, Fang Xu also pretended to be stupid and stunned, ignoring it), and then said that the fourth place is Jiang Panyue, the department flower of the freshman art department, this female beauty is natural, with a height of only 1.58, giving people a feeling of petite and weak, which is infinitely pitiful. The fifth place is the sophomore Department of Business Administration Hua Liujia, the girl's figure and Yun Na have a struggle, both belong to the hot and provoking category, but Yun Na is cold, she is charming, Yun Na is face is like frost, this woman is smiling all day long, seductive, and the two are not together is a well-known thing"

"What's going on?" the pervert interjected

"No one knows, but it is rumored that the two daughters used to be good friends, but then they fell in love with the same boy, and the friendship broke down, but whether it was true or not, or which boy was so blessed, is unknown. Ranked sixth is the hot little beauty Ye Tingting in the first year, the hotness refers to her temper, it is said that when she first came, every boy who made a courtship call (it is estimated to be a harassing call) was scolded for a dog blood spray, and the big temper can be seen from this. She looks very much like the big-eyed beauty in Japanese cartoons, petite and cute. ”

Shuai Ke looked at everyone's humble teaching, and spoke more and more hard: "The seventh is Lin Caixian of the third-year Department of Business and Accounting, but she is already famous, her boyfriend is Yun Han, the president of the Sanda Club, the second of the five masters of CZ University, and if you want to pry the corner of the wall, you have to stretch your neck to see if it is hard enough, and the eighth is the ****** of the freshman of the Chinese Department, known as the "female talent" , both talented and beautiful, has a lot of poems published, is 1.65 meters tall, has an excellent temperament, a typical beauty in the show of wisdom, it is said that she already has a boyfriend, and it is rumored to be a pile of cow dung in our architecture department (Shuai Ke said happily, but he didn't see Liu Tian's fists clenched). The ninth is Gao Yunqian, a freshman beauty in the biology department, a taekwondo master, the most attractive thing is a pair of Xiu's extremely long beautiful legs, 1.75 meters tall, and the tenth is the sophomore beauty Mo Feifei in the music department, who is also a famous flower, and her boyfriend is Chen Xiao, the famous love song prince of the school. ”

Shuai Ke stopped, his face full of pride, "This information will spread on campus in the next few days, and ......"

At this time, a pervert interjected and asked, "The school won't approve of the top ten beauties, right?"

"Hi, the school has always been disapproving and not disagreeing with this. Anyway, there won't be any trouble, and the school won't care,"

"Damn, I haven't seen any of these top ten beauties, I've been really in vain for half a year" The pervert was grief-stricken. Well, he came to college purely to see beautiful women.

"Don't interject, it's not over yet" Shuai Ke was very dissatisfied with the interruption of the perverts.

"And?"

"Of course, the top ten beauties are the moon in the mirror for most boys, so I specially selected some beauties who are good but can't be on the list for everyone to pick, listen up, I'll come one by one (all the perverts took a pen and sat up attentively, I never saw them so serious in class): Our first-year beauty An Qian in the Department of Architecture, Class 5, room 517 in building 10 in the dormitory, and Lan Xin'er, a first-year beauty in the Department of Fine Arts, room 312 in building 11 in the dormitory,......" The names of more than twenty girls who are only the tenth beauty are sprinkled out of Shuai Ke's mouth, and there are all kinds of heights, grades, dormitories, and it seems that this tasting association has really put a lot of effort into it.

Gradually, there were more people in the room, and it turned out that the students in other classes heard that someone was introducing the information of the school beauties, and they were all excited and uninvited, looking at a room full of people coming to cheer, Shuai Kele couldn't support it, and said more and more hard, "Next, is the information of the four handsome men and the four most valuable boys in the school"

"Damn, Lao Tzu is here to listen to beautiful women, why did you mention handsome men again, and Lao Tzu doesn't have that problem" The kid said dissatisfied

"Damn, naïve, beautiful women are usually chased by someone, aren't they?"

"yes" no one is chasing dinosaurs,

"It's not usually a person chasing you, is it?"

"That's right."

"That's not the end, as the old saying goes: only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can one not be defeated. Chasing beauties is a multi-party battle, and the information of beauties should be understood, and the information of competitors should be known. If you meet an opponent with a lot of higher level than you and you don't understand, won't you die a miserable death at that time. ”

A plausible truth made everyone dizzy and nodded, and Shuai Ke was even more proud when he saw it." The four handsome guys are: the second-ranked Che Yuli of the Three Kingdoms Trade Department, and he is also one of the most valuable boys, his parents are both senior officials of the CZ municipal government, and he is both civil and military, and he is the president of the karate club, one of the five masters of the school, but I heard that he himself is extremely abusive and often regards himself as a son of Fengliu, and has changed three or four girlfriends since he entered the school for more than two years, but there is no way, who makes the family have capital, and now he is pursuing the charming beauty Liu Jia, it seems that the opportunity is quite big. The third place is the sophomore boy love song prince Chen Xiao of the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, his girlfriend is the tenth beauty Mo Feifei, but it is said that there have been several girlfriends before Mo Feifei, and now the two are having an awkward relationship, it is said that it is because Chen Xiao stepped on two boats, and the second beauty Li Lulu is not clear, Nanjing, his father is a real estate businessman in Nanjing is said to be worth more than 100 million, and he is also the most valuable boy, singing and dancing are extraordinary, it is said that several audio-visual companies have come to negotiate with him to sign a contract, and he is the dream lover of many ignorant little girls, alas。 ”

Shuai Ke looked at the boys around him with a look of "unhappiness", sighed, and then said: "The fourth is Liu Mingyuan of the freshman computer department, this person is said to look very much like Nicholas Tse, and writes a good poem, it is rumored that he is now chasing the hot little beauty Ye Tingting, there is internal information that (said that Shuai Ke's voice is lowered here) His mother is Japanese, and his grandfather is the president of the famous Japanese underworld Sanzhu Society, he does not live in school, and every time he goes to and from school, he is picked up by the bodyguard car. is also one of the most valuable boys, the last most valuable boy is the freshman Mu Xinhua, is a sanda master, some people think that he ranks first among the five masters in school, known as Zhejiang Wolf, with long eyebrows and clear eyes, I don't know if I think he is a weak scholar, his family is Zhejiang Jinghua is very rich, with a net worth of more than 100 million, and now he is chasing the cold and glamorous beauty Yun Na, although Yun Na ignores him, but he let out his words, who wants to pursue Yun Na will have his fist, as if he is a flower messenger, many boys are hated and angry with him, but there is no way, who makes him rich and powerful and hard enough。 Okay, it's over."

"Damn, what's the end, who's that handsome guy who ranks first? Say it for everyone to see," the kid said urgently

"Yes, yes, lest Lao Tzu accidentally fall into his hands in the future"

"It can't be you, Shuaike?" Liu Tian looked at Shuai Ke with a smug face and said, then shook his head, "It's not like it, if it's Ah Xu, I believe it a little." ”

As soon as the words came out, everyone stared at Fang Xu fiercely, stunned Fang Xu for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "Hey, I said what are you doing looking at me? Under the suppression of everyone's gaze, the voice gradually became smaller and weaker.

Shuai Ke laughed loudly: "Xiaotian, your eyes are poisonous enough, isn't this No. 1 handsome guy Axu?" Hehe, I am really honored to think of staying with the No. 1 handsome guy." ”

"Damn, is it really Ah Xu," Liu Tian shouted

"Naturally, our Ah Xu is now in full swing, known as the "silver-haired cool man", the first handsome man recognized by the review club, someone said, if Fang Xu changes into a set of outfits, women from eight to eighty years old are absolutely banned," Shuai Ke said excitedly.

Fang Xu secretly smiled bitterly, he couldn't imagine that he deliberately concealed it and won the title of the first handsome man, he really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Everyone laughed for a while, first congratulating Fang Xu and congratulating him on becoming the first handsome guy. Then he repeatedly touted Shuai Ke, saying that he was the savior of men, the guiding light of a lonely boat on the sea, and Shuai Ke was embarrassed.

Sending off the wolves, Shuai Ke whistled and returned to the dormitory, but saw a pair of murderous eyes and was startled, "Damn, Xiaotian, what do you mean by looking at me like this? I offended you?"

"Damn, what do you say?" asked Liu Tian with a glare

"I said, MMd, how do I know? Oh, it won't be that you are unwilling to be rated on the list of handsome men, cut, you don't want to think about it, although you kid looks good, but compared to me, it is so much worse than me, compared to Ah Xu, let alone dissipate your anger, what's the matter" Shuai Ke's face was "considerate"

"Bah, who said I wanted to be on the list of handsome men, you look at Ah Xu's bitter appearance (Fang Xu laughed even more helplessly after hearing it)" Liu Tian looked serious, "What did you just say that ******'s boyfriend is "cow dung", right?"

"Yes, what does it have to do with you" Shuai Ke looked impatient, and Fang Xu looked at Liu Tian in confusion.

Suddenly, the two shouted in unison: "Damn, you are the pile of cow dung"

"It's your uncle, Tnnd, who dares to scold your brother that I am cow dung, give me death"

Suddenly, the dormitory was full of chickens and dogs, and then gradually spread the rumor that the boys' dormitory was haunted at night, the evidence is: at 10 o'clock in the evening of a certain year, a certain month, a certain boys' dormitory came out with a high-pitched and piercing scream, which frightened the boys in the entire dormitory building to have nightmares all night. ”

..................

"Damn, Xiaotian, you are too much, you hide your girlfriend so tightly, the brothers have been in prison for almost a semester, and you don't give introductions," After the fight, Shuai Ke lay on the bed and crossed Erlang's legs, glaring at Liu Tian with a dissatisfied face,

"I didn't expect my sister-in-law to be one of the top ten beauties, boss, you are blessed" Fang Xu also said with a look of "envy".

"Actually, you can't blame me, I really want to introduce you two, but Xiaolin is usually too busy, she has participated in several clubs, and she is very busy, even I can only see her during self-study last night, and I can only date once a week, Xiaolin's face is tender, I said to find a chance for her to meet you, she is always shy and refuses, this is not I begged for a thousand times to agree to find a chance for you to meet after New Year's Day, and ......" Liu Tian said this, deliberately paused,

"And what, say it quickly," Shuai Ke was impatient, and Fang Xu also looked at Liu Tian with interest

"And agreed to bring the sisters in their dormitory to meet with us, and when the time comes, you two must behave well, their dorms are all beautiful women, and neither of them has boyfriends. ”

"Thank you, Boss, for giving me the task to 'deal with' them and make sure to complete the task. As soon as he heard that there was a beautiful woman, Shuai Ke's eyes showed a cold light from the forest, and he smiled lewdly.

Fang Xu and Liu Tian looked at each other and smiled bitterly, "The beauty trick is definitely unpleasant on this guy." ”